---Omake Twenty-Six: Senshi Trek--- "Captain's log." a voice states as a starship is seen zooming through space, "Stardate... six two eight... point two one. We've... come upon a... new planet... near... the forbidden zone." "Psst." Ensign first class Tsukino Usagi asked the ship's Chief Medical Officer Meioh Setsuna, "Why does Captain Chiba talk like that? You know, like he's pompously overacting or something?" "How should I know?" Setsuna asked irritably, "Damn it Tsukino I'm a school nurse not an acting coach!" "Miss Tsukino, Miss Meioh, please." Chief Science Officer Ami said, "It would seem illogical to be carrying on a conversation about a fellow Starfleet officer's acting ability or lack thereof. It also borders dangerously close to breaking the fourth wall." "You and your infuriating Mizuno logic." Setsuna growled. Captain Chiba Mamoru pushed a button on his Captain's chair, "Tenoh." he said as he reached for a cup of coffee next to him, "We've... dis... covered a... new planet, I... need... warp eight to... get there... within the... next... five... minutes." There was silence on the other end for a few seconds, then, "Um... Do I have to do this?" "Ruka..." the Captain asked, "What's... the... problem?" "Well, look, imitating an Italian and a Russian are one thing, but a Scottish accent? I can't do it Captain, I can't do it. My acting abilities can't take much more of this Captain!" "That's enough... excuses, Ruka! Warp... eight... now!" Mamoru ordered. Suddenly the Spaceship hit turbulence, and Captain Chiba spilled his coffee on his yellow Captain's shirt. "Darn... it." he murmured angrily, "Ensign Usagi, I... need a... new shirt... for when we... reach... this planet." Usagi ran to grab the captain a new shirt as science officer Ami arched her eyebrow, "Fascinating." she said in a monotone, "One wouldn't think it possible to encounter turbulence in deep space." A short time later, the starship finally arrived at the new planet. Captain Chiba and his away team beamed down to the surface, which looked to be an Eden-like forest, complete with lush fruit trees and a beautiful view overlooking a waterfall. Ensign Usagi was unable to enjoy it though, as she began to grow uncomfortable under the Captain's angry glare. "Captain, I'm sorry." the blonde said again, "But there were no clean yellow Captain's shirts left in the ship's laundry room. All they had left were red shirts." "So you... say, Ensign... but... don't you... know... what happens... to... the guy... in... the red shirt... each week?" "What?" Usagi asked, "something bad?" "It's worse than that." Setsuna put in, "They end up dead, Usagi." "Oh please," Chief Engineer Haruka said, "I've been wearing this red shirt since this stupid show started, and I'm still around." "Fourth wall." Ami said as she took out her scanner. "Fascinating." she said, "Captain, it appears we are not alone. Scanners seem to indicate there are life forms approaching." "I... see." the captain said as he pulled out his phaser, "Everyone, set... phasers... to stun." As he gave the order, a beautiful young woman with raven colored hair emerged from behind a tree wearing a close-fitting dress. She looked almost like an Earthling, except for the large cat ears and feline tail swinging behind her. "Hello." she said as she held both her hands up in a gesture of non-aggression, "Welcome to our planet Felonia. I'm the Prime Minister, Hino Rei. Who are you, and why do you come here?" "We... are with... the Federation." Mamoru answered, gesticulating exaggeratingly with his hands as he continued to horribly overact, "We... mean you... no harm. We... simply wish... to explore your... planet." "I see." the Prime Minister said. She then turned behind her, "It's alright." she called out, "They come in peace." At that three more women came out and joined her. "Allow me to introduce my Minister of the Arts, Kaioh Michiru, my Minister of Home Economics, Kino Makoto, and finally my Minister of Playing with Balls of Yarn, Aino Minako." All three women bowed as they were introduced. Strangely though, none of them bowed to the Captain, but rather to the female members of his away team. Chief Science Officer Ami became curious. "Fascinating." she said, "Prime Minister Rei, why are there no male representatives of your government to welcome us?" "Male?" Rei asked, "Oh, of course. Well, truth be told, we have no males. You see, a plague took away all our men many centuries ago, forcing us to come up with new technologies to continue our species. As a result we've become a planet of all lesbian catgirls." "Really?" Chief Engineer Haruka asked as a smile slowly spread across her face. As the Minister of the Arts slowly walked toward the sandy-blonde officer, Setsuna snorted. "A plague that took away all the men?" she grumbled, "Oh, come on! That's the oldest shoujo-ai cliché in the world! I..." her voice drifted as Minako boldly approached her. The blonde sniffed at the Chief Medical Officer a few times, then smiled as she began to rub up against Setsuna, purring happily as she did so. Captain Chiba Mamoru looked from Haruka to Setsuna, then turned to his Chief Science Officer for advice, only to see her being rubbed up against by the planet's Minister of Home Economics. "Ami!" the Captain demanded, "I want... answers! What's... happening?" "I'm not sure, Captain." Ami answered, "Although I will say I find the sensation of having a catgirl rubbing her breasts up against my back to be quite fascinating." Captain Chiba was shocked. He was loosing control of the situation, and in desperation he turned to his Ensign, "Usagi... we... need to... get control of... this situation. I... need your help." "Of course captain," Ensign Usagi answered, "I..." she was cut off as she felt something rubbing up against her back. She turned her head to see Prime Minister Hino rubbing up against her, her tail entwining itself around the blonde's waist. The Ensign was about to say something, but stopped when Rei began to purr. The low, almost hypnotic sound went straight through Usagi, and before she knew it she was reaching up a tentative hand to scratch behind the raven haired catgirl's ear, causing the Prime Minister to purr a bit louder as she looked sensually at the blonde ensign. "Oh... no!" the Captain groaned, "Usagi, not... you too!" he cried as a sound came from out of the forest. The catgirls suddenly looked scared as they cowered fearfully behind the Starfleet Officers. Ami quickly took a scanner reading. "It's life, Mamoru, but not as we know it." she explained as a rock monster appeared from the forest. "Youma." the Prime Minister and her fellow catgirls said fearfully. Captain Mamoru stepped bravely forward. "Don't... worry." he said, "I'll give it... the same... speech... I always... give." he then walked up to the monster, "We... are with... the Federation, We... mean you... no harm. We..." Captain Chiba was cut off as the rock youma picked him up, bit his head off, and tossed the rest of his body over the waterfall. "Holy shit!" Chief Engineer Tenoh exclaimed. "We should've warned your Captain that the youma hates overacting." the Minister for Playing with Balls of Yarn said as she hid behind Chief Medical Officer Setsuna. Ensign Usagi then stepped forward, taking command of the situation as she aimed her phaser, "Quick," she ordered, "Set phasers on kill!" she then blasted the youma, knocking it back. The other Officers hit it as well, blasting it to bits as it was finally defeated. The Starfleet Officers then found themselves each being hugged by one of the grateful catgirls. "You saved us." Prime Minister Hino said just before she gratefully kissed Usagi on the lips. As the ensign wrapped her arms around the beautiful catgirl and pulled her into a deeper kiss, Chief Medical Officer Setsuna turned to Chief Engineer Haruka. "Ruka." she said as Minako continued to rub up against her purring, "We have to fight it. We have to report back to the ship." Haruka pulled her lips temporarily away from Michiru's, "Setsuna, I can't do it!" she exclaimed, "My libido can't take much more of this!" "Setsuna." Chief Science Officer Ami added as she pulled away from Makoto's mouth, "They're horny. It would seem illogical not to take advantage of the situation." Setsuna sighed, "Very well." she said, "Hell, after a week or two the ship'll probably figure out something's happened and leave anyways." "I'm glad to hear you say that." Minako purred happily as the other Officers went off with their new partners, "What's say we go to my dwelling and..." she began to whisper in Setsuna's ear. Suddenly, the Chief Medical Officer's face began to blush. "Damn it Minako, I'm a School Nurse not a contortionist!" she exclaimed, "But... I suppose I could give it a try." "Wonderful." Minako said as she took Setsuna's arm and began to pull her, "My dwelling is this way. And afterwards, I have a big red ball of yarn we can play with." she added as they disappeared into the forest.
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