"Aww, Zel-kun, flowers? You shouldn't have!"
"I didn't, you crazy mazoku. These are for Lina."
"...why are you bringing flowers to Lina-chan?"
"Hmph. So you do have eyes. Sometimes I wonder. Nice glare, by the way."
"Why. Are. You. Bringing. Lina. Flowers?"
"I'm going to ask her out."
"You're WHAT?!"
"Asking her out—"
"No, you're not."
FWOOSH!
"Your aim's off."
"You—you disgusting—"
"Isn't that MY line?"
"...!"
FWOOSH!
"Don't singe the flowers. What's your problem? Jealous?"
FWOOSH!
FWOOSH!
FWOOSH!
"I'll take that as a yes."
RRRMMMBBBBLLL!
"What's the matter, Xelloss? Worried about competition?"
"You're no competition, Chimera."
"Which is why you're trying to kill me, right?"
FWOOSH!
"Is it my fault you never had the nerve to ask Lina out?"
FWOOSH! FWOOSH! FWOOSH!
"Your aim's still off. I'd suggest a fight without magic, but you wouldn't have a chance."
"Hah!"
WHAM!
BAM!
"Ow."
SOK!
BANG!
"That was unpleasant..."
THWACK!
SMASH!
"The flowers!!"
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH!
"Zel? Xelloss?? What are you two DOING?"
"Oh, nothing, Lina-chan."
"Nothing at all."
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