A video camera is turned on, and the surroundings flew by the screen as the amateur filmmaker moved it around, finally aiming it at her own smiling face. "Hey guys," the cheerful blond said, "Minako here with my video camera. Since this series of omakes started, it has become surprisingly popular. Therefore, I thought you'd like a peek behind the scenes. The scene suddenly changed to a behind the scenes cafeteria. "...and that's another thing." Makoto griped as she sat at the table across from Ami, "Character development. There's no character development in any of these damn stories! We're just there as plot devices while Mamoru gets killed and Rei winds up with Usagi." "Yeah but Mako-chan, it's not like we have much of a choice in the matter." Ami answered, "There's bills to pay, remember? There's not going to be a sixth season, so it's either this or the car show circuit again." "I know love, but..." "You know," Haruka put in from the table she and Michiru were sitting at, "I was going to stay out of this whine-fest of yours, but come on! For the amount of money we're getting paid to appear in this fanfic series I hardly think you have room to complain miss ‘I'm an actress, where's my motivation in this scene where Mamoru gets gored'?" "Oh really?" Makoto asked angrily, "Well, there are plenty of fans out there of the Usagi and Haruka pairing; how about we change the series to ‘Michiru Must Die'?" Michiru spit out the water she was drinking while Haruka frowned at Makoto. The tomboy then looked over and noticed Minako. "Minako! Are you taping this?" she asked angrily, "Knock it off now or I'll shove that camera up your..." Suddenly the camera started moving wildly, eventually falling upon Minako's face as she ran desperately from Haruka's clutches. "Er... Okay gang, and now, on with the next omake." "Come back here you blond bimbo, I'll..." ---Omake Six: Jailbait--- Usagi sat nervously in front of her parents, her boyfriend Mamoru and her closest friend among the Senshi Rei sitting with her on the couch to offer their support. "So that... That's it mom and dad. You see, I'm Sailor Moon, and my friends are actually the Sailor Senshi." Usagi's mother looked over to her husband, then back to Usagi, "Well, while we're less than thrilled about the idea of you running around fighting these ‘youma' things, we do support you. Rei smiled, "See Usagi. I told you your parents would be behind you. They're wonderful folks; I knew that the first time I met your mother. I don't see what you were so nervous about." Both parents beamed with pride. "Thank you very much young lady." Usagi's father said. It was then the patriarch of the family noticed Mamoru sitting on the couch with the two girls. "And you must be Rei-chan's older brother, I..." Mamoru shook his head, "Actually no, I'm Usagi's..." "Teacher?" Usagi's mother asked, "Tutor?" "No ma'am, me and Usagi are dating, and..." "You WHAT?" Mrs. Tsukino shrieked. Usagi's dad narrowed his eyes. "Exactly how old are you, young man?" "I'm twenty, but..." "Twenty?" Mr. Tsukino asked in shock, "Twenty? A twenty year old man is having romantic liaisons with my precious little fifteen year old daughter?" "Daddy wait," Usagi jumped in, "It's not like that." "Yeah," Mamoru put in, "You see, we're going to be the future king and queen, and our daughter will..." Mamoru's voice drifted off as Usagi's father stood up from his seat, went to his closet, and pulled out a shotgun. "Punk," the elder Tsukino growled, "I'm giving you ‘till the count of three before I start blasting!" Mamoru jumped up from the couch in a panic and ran outside, Usagi's father in hot pursuit. Inside the house, Usagi and Rei both jumped when they heard the sound of gunfire coming in from outside. "Mom!" Usagi pleaded, "You have to stop them. Dad will kill him!" Her mom just shook her head, "You know, I can accept your fighting monsters, being the reincarnation of a Moon Princess, and time travel, but this?" Both young women looked nervously up as Usagi's father came back in, smoke rising from his shotgun. "Well that took care of him." Mr. Tsukino said grimly. Usagi lost all the color in his face. "Daddy?" she asked, "Tell me you didn't..." "No, of course not." he answered, "I fired over his head. He was so scared though that he ran into an open manhole." "Well," Rei said nervously, "This may not be the best time, but I have a little confession to make." "Oh?" Usagi's mother asked suspiciously? "Yes. You see, I'm a lesbian, and I think I've fallen in love with your daughter." The silence in the already tension-filled room became palpable. Finally, Usagi's over-protective father spoke up. "How old are you?" he asked pointedly. "Fifteen, same as your daughter." she answered nervously. "Good!" Mr. Tsukino answered with a smile, "I'm glad to hear you're not another cradle robbing pervert like that Mamo-jerk I ran out of here." Usagi was flabbergasted, "Wha... But... But you... But... Dad, she's a girl!" "And a very charming one too." Usagi's mom put in. Mr. Tsukino addressed Rei, "You have my permission to date my daughter, provided you bring her home at a reasonable hour." "What?" Usagi asked incredulously, "But... But..." "Usagi-chan," Rei asked, "What are you so upset about?" "What am I so... WE'RE BOTH GIRLS!" "So? You were attracted to Haruka weren't you?" "Well, well yeah, but I thought she was a..." "You thought she was a boy and became attracted to her so that later, when you found out he was a she you became freaked out, right? Well, you already know I'm a girl, so there's no problem with us dating, see?" Usagi was dumbfounded; there was a hole in Rei's logic somewhere, but she was having a hard time pinpointing it. "Um... Okay, I guess." she said tentatively. "Terrific!" Usagi's father said, "Tell you what; here's fifty yen. You two crazy kids go out and have some fun." Usagi just shook her head in shock, "I... I'm in the Twilight Zone." she mumbled. "Don't fight it, love." Rei purred as she took the dumbstruck blonde's hand and led her out of the house. ---To Be Continued---
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