Wakaba sat on one of the benches in the rose garden and tried hard to study for the upcoming math test. It wasn’t easy, considering the mob of crazy people that had descended on the school. ‘I hope someone figures out where all these people came from.’ she thought. ‘And how to send them home.’ “Excuse me?” a sweetly kawaii voice asked Wakaba from behind her. She quickly turned in her seat to see who it was and just froze. The young woman was tall, with long brown hair. She was also very shapely, something that was obvious from the skintight black leather sheath she was wearing that hugged her from her long legs to her dainty neck. She was also carrying a fairly fearsome looking leather whip. “Have you seen The Cheshire Cat, Miss Bunny, the Red Queen, or Miss Door?” the young woman asked. Wakaba looked at the girl a moment, sweatdropping, and shook her head, no. Miyuki-chan pouted kawaiily. “Ever since I started hanging out with Tira Misu, they won’t play with me anymore!” She sat by Wakaba on the bench, stretching out her legs and rolling up her whip beside her on the seat. “I’m Miyuki-chan. What’s you’re name?” she asked seductively, sliding close to Wakaba, and running a leather clad hand up her neck. “Shinohara Wakaba,” she stuttered, as Miyuki-chan leaned closer to her. Wakaba saw a red leather clad woman furtively moving through the crowd. “Look,” she cried, “isn’t that the Red Queen?” Wakaba pointed into the crowd. Miyuki-chan was up in a shot and off into the crowd. She shot a parting smile for Wakaba over her shoulder. Wakaba wearily slumped down on the bench and sighed with relief. “Thank god she’s gone,” Wakaba said softly. Suddenly, the Red Queen, a girl in a bunny suit, another girl in a cat suit, and one girl that seemed to be half human, half door, all charged at Wakaba. They plucked her up from the seat and kept on running, carrying her on their shoulders. From behing, Wakaba could here Miyuki-chan yelling “Stand still for your whipping of love!” In another part of the garden, Utena sighed happily. ‘Finally, I get to relax,’ she thought, and sat down on the sun drenched hill with her bento box for lunch. She opens it and begins to eat eagerly. Suddenly, she noticed a disturbance, moving through the crowd. A group suddenly broke out of the mob and sprinted across the grass. Wakaba was yelling loudly at the top of her lungs as she was being carried on the shoulders of four very, very oddly dressed women. “Whaa!” Wakaba cried, “Let me down! Help!” Another woman, in leather, was right behind them, cracking a whip! Utena watched dumbfounded, sweatdropping. “Why me?” she groaned softly, quickly scarfed down what was left of her lunch, and took off in hot persuit. “Why does this stuff always happen to me?” Just Communication... Treise Khushrenada looked around the totally quiet command center with an irritated expression on his handsome face. A soft beeping interrupted his thoughts. “Mr. Treise,” Lady Une’s soft voice came over the communication system. “You have a call from... him.” The screen lit up and Miliardo Peacecraft’s face appeared on the screen. “You can’t find them either?” he asked. “No,” Treise said glumly. “The gundams, Releena, Dorothy and Noin are all missing, after checking out that remote region in Japan.” Miliardo grimaces. “The White Fang figures they’ve gone to ground, and are readying a devastating assault on them.” Treise snorted, then nodded agreement. “The Earth forces are getting jumpier and jumpier, waiting for the inevitable attack.” Miliardo nodded firmly. “Lets go there ourselves,” he suggested, “and find out what happened to them.” Treise looked at him a moment, then reluctantly nodded. A nearby voice told Treise “I’m coming too.” Lady Une walked in, flightsuit ready. “Mr. Treise, your Tallgeese II is ready to go. I’ve also prepared the Wing Gundam for myself.” She looks with destain at the former Zechs Merquise. “I’m sure the Epyon is fueled and ready for launch?” “Miliardo Peacecraft can’t officially go,” Miliardo said with a grin, “but Zechs Merquise will meet you above Japan.” Treise laughed softly, nodding. A few hours later, Treise was smiling as he met the Epyon in low orbit. The Tallgeese II and Lady Une in the Wing Gundam hovered beside it, then together they descended. Down, diving through layers of clouds and over rough terrain, until the Ohtori region appeared on the horizon. Treise frowned, seeing a figure in the distance. He magnified the image, then asked “Zechs, Une, is that the Wing Zero over there?” “Looks like it.” Zechs said calmly. “I’m attempting communications, but nothings getting through,” Lady Une reported. They soared nearer, and noticed the gundam frantically signaling with it’s arms. “He probably needs help,” Treise said smugly. They went down, and the gundam’s arms signaled harder. Suddenly, they hit massive turbulence, and the radio suddenly kicked in. “You idiots! Stay away, stay back... oh damn. Too late.” Heero said, as his face appeared on their video screens. “Try to leave, quickly! Go back the way you came!” Heero asked. Zechs turned his gundam and drove back, only to hit a invisible barrier. He backed up and tried again, coming to another dead stop. “You can get in, but you can’t get out,” Zechs said softly. Then he began to swear. The three brought their mobile suits down by Wing Zero. “Who’s in charge here?” Treise asked Heero a few moments later, standing with Une and Zechs at the feet of his mobile suit. “I’d guess Akio Ohtori,” Heero said thoughtfully. “Last time I checked, he was over that way.” Treise, Zechs and Lady Une set off. The campus was jammed with people, of all shapes and sizes. As they moved deeper, they noticed more and more damaged buildings, until they came to a fallen robot, and a handsome young man staring at it mournfully. “Good day, sir,” Lady Une said cautiously. “Are you Akio Ohtori?” she asked. “Yes, I am,” Akio said simply. He looked Treise and Zechs over thoughtfully, then smiled broadly. “I have a very important question for you!” Both Zechs and Treise blinked a bit with surprise. “What question?” Zechs asked him cautiously. “Do you like Cognac?” Both Zechs and Treise stammered out affirmatives. “Good, lets go get drunk,” Akio said simply, putting an arm over each of their shoulders. Ignoring their protests, he led them away. Lady Une sweatdropped, and shook her head. A short, but determined search later, and she was directed to the Campus Security office and Lt. Noin. “Lt., report!” Une barked, entering. Noin gave her an amused, steady glance. “Aren’t you a bit out of your jurisdiction?” Noin asked with a sweet smile. She stretched, catlike, and smoothly got out of her chair to guide Une to a seat. “How are you, Lady?” Noin asked charmingly. “Ah, fine,” Une answered, surprised. “What’s going on here, anyway?” she asked plaintively. Noin laughed softly. She sat by Une, stretching her legs out, letting Une see her gracefulness. “This place is a mix of many separate worlds, or realities. Quatre gave me a long winded explanation that gave me a headache, but until they’re separated, we can’t leave.” Noin smiled comfortingly at Une, putting her hand on hers and patting it softly. “It’s a nice place, though, even if it’s a bit crazy.” Lady Une blushed, looking over at Noin. Noin smiled warmly, and brought her chair nearer Une’s. “Have I ever told you how lovely you are?” Noin asked. “No...” Une whispered. Noin leaned over, and ever so gently kissed Une. “Where did that come from?” Une asked, sounding not at all displeased. Noin kissed her again, gently. “I was your subordinate,” Noin whispered, “it wouldn’t have been appropriate. But that didn’t stop me from thinking about it.” “What about Zechs?” Une managed to gasp, as Noin began nibbling Une’s neck. She leaned back a moment, smiling broadly. “We’re each others protection. He lets me chase after my girls, while he persues his boys,” she laughed. Une smiled back, and Noin drew her into another kiss. The Crossdimensional Adventures of... On Gaea: Vaun watched in awe as the wind whipped around Hitomi, her school girl’s uniform rustling, and white, shining wings unfurled from her back. They stretched out to either side, there was a bright light, and she was gone. In a burst of light, feathers scattering in the breeze, Hitomi suddenly appeared in the middle of the sidewalk. She looked around dazedly, trying to see where she was, when she suddenly heard voices yelling, one especially loudly. “Help! Put me down! Watch the hands! Whaah!” Wakaba hollered, still being carried along by the Red Queen, Ms. Door, the Cheshire Cat, and a few others. Seeing them racing right at her, Hitomi executed a graceful swan dive out of the way. Right behind them a really cute girl in leather and waving a whip ran by chasing them. Hitomi watched them go by, wide eyed. As they ran into the distance, Hitomi could faintly here the cute girl yelling “Stay still for your whipping of love!” She sighed and shook her head wearily. “What kind of crazy place is this?” Hitomi asked herself. Another, out of breath figure staggered out of the crowd. Hitomi grabbed the pink haired girl and asked “Where am I?” Utena wheezed a bit, trying to get her breath back. “Your... at... Ohtori... Academy.” Utena gasped out. Hitomi frowned and let her go, watching her stagger off after the others. “Now what do I do?” Hitomi asked herself quietly. “You all right?” a voice asked from behind her. She turned her head to see a young woman with wavy short blue hair. Kozue smiled at her, and repeated softly “Are you all right?” a bit slower. “Sorry,” Hitomi said, blushing. “I’m just confused.” “It’s OK. Let me guess, you were originally on another world, you’ve mysteriously appeared here in this one, and you have no idea what’s going on, right?” Kozue said with a cheery smile. Hitomi just nodded at her, shocked. “Join the club, almost everybody here has that problem.” “Really?” Hitomi asked, surprised. “Yeah, in one day we tripled our population, at least. Nobody knows how it happened, or at least nobody’s saying anything if they do know,” Kozue said with a shrug. “Come on, I think there’s still one or two rooms left in the East Dorm.” She lead Hitomi off, answering questions and cheerfully talking as they went. Hitomi stared at her wide eyed. “You’re telling me the robot dropped it’s pants and fired off a rocket from it’s...” “Uh huh.” Kozue said with a nod. “That Gaea sounds incredible, though. That Alan sounds like a hottie!” Hitomi blushed brightly. “I more had eyes for Vaun,” she admitted softly, looking over at the smiling girl. “You like the troubled guys who have issues, huh?” Kozue said with a grin. “Remind me to introduce you to my brother, Miki. He’s practically filled with issues.” Hitomi looked at her, surprised. “Thank you, I think.” When they reached the dorm, Kozue cautiously walked up the steps and carefully opened the main door. “What did you do that for?” Hitomi asked. Suddenly, a small golden brown creature zipped by around nose level. “Coming through!” Keroberos yelled. Hitomi watched it fly off, sweatdropping. “That’s why,” Kozue said with a grin. “Follow me, carefully,” she urged. They began to make their way into the older building. The hallways were packed, filled with young women and one or two young men. Some were in school uniforms, but most were in outrageous outfits of one type or another. “Is it me,” Hitomi said slowly, “or is there a lot more girls than boys around here?” Hitomi gawked as Rei and Asuka walked by in their skintight Eva uniforms. “We had that problem before the population explosion,” Kozue admitted. “But it’s been much worse since then. Thankfully, lots of the newcomers are lesbians.” Hitomi sweatdropped, again. “Really?” she squeaked out. “Yeah, you should meet Sailor Moon and her harem,” Kozue said smiling. Hitomi just shook her head. They went back to looking for a empty room, when Hitomi spotted one. “This one’s empty!” “Not a good idea,” Kozue said, shaking her head. “Why not?” Hitomi asked, frowning. Kozue points to the nametag on the next room:Haruka and Michiru. “I understand Michiru’s a screamer.” It took Hitomi a moment to get that, then she blushed brightly.
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