CAST Konohana HIKARI - A shy retiring flower of a girl whose virginity was violently snatched away from her by a rabid Yaya-chan in Scene 1. Now she aches to try out her new found skills on her underclassmen Okuwaka TSUBOMI - An innocent underclassman with a crush on HIKARI. We all know what's going to happen now, don't we... Tsukidate CHIYO - The token loli. Tight as the proverbial trousers of Richard O'Brien Nanto YAYA - Self proclaimed teacher of all things seafood related. Hanazono SHIZUMA - The cross dressing handyman who is always vexed that her tools keep disappearing and get replaced by a variety of lesbian sex toys. SCENE 2 INT BATHROOM. Shower is on and the floor is tiled, and dominated by the presence of a large HEART-SHAPED BATH in dashing pastel pink. PUMPING PORNO MUZAK piipes through PINK FUR LACED SPEAKERS. The towels are embroidered "HERS AND HERS" The SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES on the side of the bath are strangely PHALLIC in shape. The room is filled with STEAM lit pink by the pastel lighting. A vase of LILIES reclines by the frosted window. HIKARI is having a shower. She hums the Strawberry Panic Opening theme (badly). The shower turns off and HIKARI emerges from the cubicle. She is dripping wet, but her hair is DRY AND IMMACULATELY COIFFEURED. Enter TSUBOMI. She is wearing an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SERAFUKU that is 2 sizes too small for her. She notices NAKED HIKARI. TSUBOMI: (shocked) Aa! Hikari sempai! I didn't notice you were taking a shower, I'm really sorry! TSUBOMI averts her eyes, but not so that she can't SNEAK A PEEK. HIKARI makes a futile attempt to cover herself, but somehow manages to make herself MORE ALLURING. HIKARI: Aa! Tsubomi-chan! Don't look, it's embarassing! TSUBOMI edges towards the door TSUBOMI: Err..Well, if you don't mind, I'll be going now, onee-sama... HIKARI: Aaa, wait, Tsubomi-chan. (TSUBOMI hesitates) You saw me naked, now you can't just leave without me seeing you naked as well... HIKARI seductively approaches a TSUBOMI who is now sweating profusely. TSUBOMI gulps down a lump in her throat the size of NEW MEXICO. HIKARI pulls off the bow on TSUBOMI's serafuku, and two buttons on her shirt POP OFF LIKE HOT CHAMPAGNE. TSUBOMI's chest strains against the material like PUPPIES IN A HOT CAR. HIKARI unzips TSUBOMI's RIDICULOUSLY SHORT SKIRT and pulls it down. HIKARI: No panties! You naughty girl... TSUBOMI blushes like a BEETROOT WITH HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE. We cut to two minutes later, because undressing is boring. HIKARI and TSUBOMI are both BIRTHDAY SUIT CLAD. TSUBOMI is inexplicably ties to the towel rail and HIKARI is avidly sampling her FRUITS DE LA MER. TSUBOMI: Aagh, Hikari-oneesama! I've never done anything like this before...Except last week with Chiyo-chan in the library...and with Yaya-sempai in the woods behind the cathedral...and when Tamao-oneesama gave me a strap on and told me to do Nagisa-oneesama until she passed ou...mmph! HIKARI silences TSUBOMI by stuffing a CONVENIENTLY PLACED BALL-GAG into her mouth. ZOOM OUT We catch sight of another figure watching through a crack in the door. As we zoom in we see that it is Tsukidate CHIYO. She is wearing a PE KIT complete with BLOOMERS. She is breathing heavily and her fingers are moving faster than THE PENCIL ON AN ITALIAN WAITER'S NOTEPAD. CHIYO: Aah, Tsubomi-chan, the way your drool drips through the ball gag is sooo kawaii! SOMEONE glomps CHIYO from behind. She stops diddling herself in surprise. YAYA: Well well, what do we have here? It looks like I've caught a little voyeur... CHIYO: Ya..Yaya onee-sama! I...I didn't mean to... YAYA: You shouldn't be watching her, you won't learn anything like that. With me, on the other hand, you'll learn plenty! You weren't planning on doing any serious walking in the next week or so, were you? CHIYO: Err...n...no. YAYA: Good. YAYA glomps CHIYO HIJINKS ensue. We cut back and forth between HIKARI riding TSUBOMI's face like FRANKIE DETTORI WINNING THE GRAND NATIONAL and CHIYO being violated with various objects that wouldn't look out of place growing in the 10000 YEAR OLD CEDAR FORESTS OF YAKUSHIMA. Inexplicably, everyone COMES AT THE SAME TIME. CUT TO: Everyone is CREAM CRACKERED. and lying on the floor covered in the obligatory layer of sweat that glistens even though there isn't much light. TSUBOMI's face resembles an ATTACK OF THE KILLER SLIMEBALLS. CHIYO's various orifices ECHO LIKE THE GRAND CANYON. Enter SHIZUMA. She is wearing her usual FALSE MOUSTACHE which she has glued on crooked. She is carrying her usual TOOLBOX FULL OF TREATS and a MOP HANDLE. SHIZUMA: Oi you lot! You've all made such a mess and now I can't clean it up since someone took all my mopheads and replaced them with a variety of bondage equipment! YAYA grins. Everyone glomps SHIZUMA. SCENE 2 END. I just realised that most of Scene 2 is stage direction ^_^. Oh well, it resembles western porn more then I guess...
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