Author's note: Again, I want to thank all of you who have read and reviewed, especially those of you who've offered ideas. This chapter is dedicated to Lindsay Murphy who mentioned Monty Python in a review and set my warped mind reeling. Enjoy. ---Omake Five: Shishkabob--- Chibi Usa was once again visiting the past when a youma began running wild in the shopping district. She went with Sailor Moon and the others, only to find the quick moving monster too much for them. "We're sunk!" Sailor Jupiter hissed. "Usagi-chan, I'm scared." Chibi Usa admitted. Before the future queen and mother could answer her daughter, a rose flew down in front of the youma standing in front of an electronics store, signaling the arrival of Tuxedo Kamen. More good news came with the arrival of Sailor Saturn and the other Outers. "Silence wall!" Saturn called out. Sailor Venus then made her move. "Venus Love-Me Chain!" she shouted, trapping the now disoriented youma in the chain of hearts, "Now Sailor Moon!" Sailor Moon used her "Moon Tiara Action" attack, destroying the monster. Sailor Saturn smiled with the other Senshi as she rested her Silence Glaive casually on her shoulder, Tuxedo Kamen coming down and landing next to the young Outer. Chibi Usa, seeing her best friend, waved to her excitedly. "Hotaru-chan!" Chibi Usa cried cheerfully. Sailor Saturn happily turned quickly toward the voice of her best friend, her Silence Glaive still resting on her shoulder. Ka-Thunk! At first Saturn didn't understand the horrified looks of her fellow Senshi. She then turned around to see what everyone was staring at. There was Tuxedo Kamen, his head impaled on the end of the Silence Glaive. Horrified, she pulled it out, at which point the hero fell in a heap to the ground. "No!" Usagi screamed in anguish. Ami quickly ran over to check on Tuxedo Kamen's condition as Rei went to Usagi's side. Chibi Usa was likewise grief stricken at first, but her initial anguish was quickly replaced by puzzlement. "Hey, wait a second," the overly-kawaii, pink haired girl said, "If Mamo-chan's dead, then shouldn't I cease to..." Poof! Everyone looked on as Chibi Usa suddenly disappeared. Sailor Saturn, loosing the best friend she ever had started to cry on her Haruka-papa's shoulder as Rei hugged Usagi consolingly. "Usagi" Rei said, "I'm so sorry Mamoru's dead, but..." "He's not quite dead yet." Ami called over. Rei raised an eyebrow at that. "Usagi," the Senshi of Fire began again, "I know Mamo-chan's mortally wounded, but..." "Actually, he's feeling much better." Ami called over again. Rei made a face as she snapped her fingers, and immediately two suspiciously familiar looking crows attacked Mamoru, ripping him to shreds. "Well, he's dead now." Ami sighed. Rei tried to hide her annoyance as she looked back over to Usagi. "ANYWAYS, like I was trying to say, Mamoru's dead Usagi, and I'm here. I may not be Mamoru, but I could make you happy Usagi-chan. I know I could, if you let me." Usagi looked sorrowfully at her friend and fellow Senshi, "But... But how can I ever be happy again? I didn't just loose Mamo-chan, I lost Chibi Usa as well." Suddenly, the display TV in the window of the electronics store blared out, "This is a news special report; new hope for lesbians who want children but who don't want to go the route of adoption or sperm donation. Scientists in Sweden have discovered a way to combine the DNA from two egg cells to produce a viable fetus. They say..." Poof! Suddenly, Chibi Usa reappeared. As Hotaru ran joyfully to hug her best friend, Usagi wiped the tears from her eyes as she looked at Rei, now seeing more than just a friend in the familiar features of her fellow Senshi. ---To Be Continued---
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