The Amazon and the Moneylender (part 2 of 13)

a Ranma 1/2 fanfiction by Thrythlind

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"OO-hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!" the high pitched laugh rang throughout 
the small room, bouncing off walls and bouncing back and forth, combining and 
enhancing itself. Anybody who had never experienced the sound before would have 
been huddled in corner trying hold the sound out of their ears.

"Dear sister," Kuno, still bandaged head to toe, began from behind the slowly 
cracking bullet-proof glass. "This is not a laughing matter."

"I'm sorry, brother-dear," the black-haired girl responded, trying to get 
control of herself. "Actually...no I am not. 

OO-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"

"Kodachi, you have to get me out of here." The would-be samurai was demanding 
this of her now. "I must find the real Ukyou to prove that the creature a 
defeated is merely an inhuman imposter in the service of the foul Hibiki and his 
master Saotome."

"Brother-dear," Kodachi answered, seriously. "You have stretched even my limits. 
You'll have to use your own resources, oh that's right, you have no resources. 
OO-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

"You mean to say that you don't believe me?" Kuno said in disbelief.

"Of course not," Kodachi stood up and turned around. "Good-bye brother-dear."

"Don't think that I'll forget this dear sister," he limped his way back to his 
cell under escort. "It matters not, my faithful Sasuke will come for me."
 
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"Where do you think you're going?" Sasuke jumped at the sound of the voice, 
muffled enough to be totally unidentifiable. He turned around slowly and saw a 
black garbed figure sitting on the light pole above him.

"To free master Kuno from the jail, of course," Sasuke answered. The black 
garbed figure dropped to the ground with a grace born of years of ninja 
training. "Aren't I supposed to serve thee Kuno family?"

"The Kuno family," the figure agreed, he couldn't even tell what gender the 
other ninja was. "Not Tatewaki Kuno."

"The clan has revoked its support?"

"We don't need to be connected to him any longer. Perhaps you shall keep a 
closer eye on his sister and father?"

"What do you mean?" Sasuke gulped.

"You indicated that his....less healthy aspects....were contained and limited to 
a target that could easily handle himself. The Jonin never did approve of the 
man, though your reports were convincing enough to sustain our support."

"I couldn't have predicted the Kuonji incident." The figure ignored him.

"Your mission is revised, from the Jonin's mouth. Tatewaki is branded a traitor 
to the Kuno clan, is that understood?"

"H-h-hai," Sasuke kowtowed and slinked back to the Kuno mansion under cover of 
night.

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"Isn't Ukyou out of Dr. Tofu's yet?" Ranma asked. Akane growled.

"Why are you worried about her?" Akane asked irritably.

"Not like that!!! Not like that!!!" Ranma declared, waving his hands 
desperately. "It's just that no one's in at Ucchan's yet." He squinted an eye 
open to see whether he had to dodge a mallet or not.

"What?" Akane was surprised at that as well. "Ryouga picked her up days ago."

"Ryouga picked her up?"

"Yes, what does that..." Akane paused. "Oh. Uh oh."

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"Baka!! Go the other way!!" Ukyou shouted.

"Oh, sorry," Ryouga turned the wheelchair around.

"THE OTHER OTHER WAY!!!" Ryouga stopped.

"Which way?" Ryouga asked. Ukyou pointed irritably.

"It's a thirty minute walk between Ucchans and Dr. Tofu's!!" Ukyou yelled. "And 
we've been walking for at least a day!!!"

"Actually, it has been almost three days," Ryouga admitted grudgingly. "You were 
asleep for quite awhile."

"EERRGGHH!! I don't know where we are," Ukyou said despondently. "I can't see 
over all these gaijin, are we in the business district or something? You didn't 
keep going after I fell asleep, did you."

"Uhh...."

*CLANG*

"Okay, I just need to find something I...rec..og..nize?" Ukyou blinked as the 
crowd cleared for a moment. She turned to the dazed Ryouga, "RYOUGA NO BAKA!!!!"

"What did I do??" Ryouga pleaded. "And where'd you get another spatula."

"Kasumi brought it over," she explained calmly, then started yelling again. 
"This isn't Nerima!!" Ukyou shouted. "This isn't even Japan!!!" She pointed to 
an old building surrounded by a variety of shops and other businesses.

"Hey, I think I've seen this in a movie somewhere," Ryouga said.

"IT'S THE ALAMO!!!" Ukyou shouted. "Haven't you ever seen a John Wayne movie?!? 
AARRGGHHH!!! How did we get here?"

"The last place I stopped was that lounge," Ryouga said, thinking back.

"Lounge? What lounge?" Ukyou asked.

"It was really expensive to get into," Ryouga said. "Long with really tightly 
packed rows of seats. And I think it was on stilts or something because felt 
really bumpy. I think you slept the entire time."

"Expensive? Long rows? Bumpy?" Ukyou blinked several times. "THAT WAS AN 
AIRPLANE YOU IDIOT!!!"

"Oh, that would explain why all those TVs were on the weather channel."

"ARRRGHHH!!!!!!!!"

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"You sure this cover Shampoo debt?" Shampoo asked, nervously.

"Shh!" Nabiki insisted. The middle Tendo's eyes were locked onto the screen 
where Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were talking about the way the world 
worked in badly dubbed Japanese.

"This very boring movie," Shampoo whispered irritably. The rest of the movie 
went something like this.

"It's *sniff* so *sniff* beautiful..."

"It big ice cube."

"I know.....but its a *sniff* profitable ice cube." 

"Oh Shampoo....it's so *sniff* sad..."

"Girly-boy freezing, boo-hoo."

"No...I *sniff* I should have pushed for a bigger share, WAAAAAA!!!"

"Hey!! Quiet back there!!" Somebody shouted, they turned to see a glowing, very 
cross looking, Shampoo staring at them. This caused them to decide to keep to 
themselves and watch the rest of the movie.

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"Honorable grandmother," Mousse began. "Where is Shampoo? I have not seen her 
all day." Cologne growled, and then thought about. Shampoo was out with that 
Tendo girl, the money grubbing sneak. This was something that Cologne was 
concerned about, and not only because she suspected that Nabiki was behind 
foiling some of her more subtle plans. The plans that never managed to reach 
daylight, unlike the accidental and improvised plots that she did manage to 
bring out to fruition.

"She is out with that Tendo girl," she told the blind young boy.

"What is Shampoo doing with Akane?"

*BONK*

"Fool," Cologne spat. "She is with Nabiki."

"Is this a problem?"

"Oh, just check the diner," Cologne growled. "They'll show up there eventually."
 
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The disaster-romance flick ended shortly before Shampoo's already questionable 
mind could fry from the inaction. Nabiki came out brushing tears away from her 
face, which held its usual smug expression. Shampoo virtually dragged herself 
out, fighting yawn and bone-gnawing boredom.

"So Shampoo," Nabiki started as they came into the light. "Why did you want to 
come along? You could have just bought the ticket for me."

"Three hour," Shampoo mumbled. "Ship sink three hour."

"I know that Shampoo," Nabiki said irritably. "What did you want to ask me?"

"Have another favor to ask," Shampoo said groggily.

"Oh, well," Nabiki said cheerfully. "To the office then." She turned in the 
direction of her favorite diner.

"Talking you very expensive," Shampoo complained as she dragged along behind.

"But I get the job done," Nabiki noted.

By the time they reached the diner most of the numbing effect that the movie had 
on Shampoo had worn off.

"Just to warn you," Nabiki said as she sat down. "I'll listen to your request, 
but I think I'm through with doing people favors."

"Why you say that?" Shampoo asked, dismayed. "You still think about 
spatula-girl?"

"She could have been killed," Nabiki shivered. "Or worse. I...underestimated 
Kuno. I don't want to take that risk again."

"Shampoo want you get rid of Kuno," the amazon said then. Nabiki turned to her 
intrigued.

"Huh?" then she realized. "Ah, you're thinking that now that Ukyou is out of the 
way that it's time to go for Kodachi."

"I tell grandma you very smart," Shampoo said proudly. "Crazy-girl very 
annoying."

"That she is," Nabiki agreed. "I don't think she's much in the way of 
competition, however. On the other hand, she is rich, beautiful, and if you 
survive the drugs she can cook pretty good, hmm."

"What you mean?" Shampoo asked darkly.

"Relax, Kitty," Nabiki said calmly. "I'm simply being objective here. She has 
nothing on you after all."

"Aiya!" Shampoo agreed readily, virtually preening.

"Well getting rid of Kodachi will be a tough one," Nabiki said. "She's as 
persistent as Tatewaki at times. At least she can admit defeat, though, hmm. 
Thirty thousand yen should cover it."

"Aiya," Shampoo repeated, in somewhat depressed voice.

"Hey, we're talking about some one that owns a pet alligator here."

"nnnhhh...." Shampoo concentrated hard and then nodded resignedly. "Okay."

"Shampoo!!!!" somebody shouted from the entrance of the diner. 

"Errgg!! Is stupid Mousse," Shampoo growled. Then suddenly something cold and 
wet splashed her and Shampoo-Neko was sitting in Shampoo's spot on the bench.

"Here, Kitty," Nabiki called. Understanding her plan, the Jusenkyo cursed Amazon 
bounded under the table and up into Nabiki's lap.

"Shampoo!!! I've come to ask if you would date with me!!" Mousse yelled into 
Nabiki's face.

"Yo, blind-boy," Nabiki snapped. "Put your glasses back on!" Mousse did so and 
closely examined the person he was talking to.

"You're not Shampoo," he said unnecessarily. "Hey, that rabbit looks familiar."

"Mousse, why are you here?" Nabiki asked, irritably.

"Cologne said that I might find Shampoo here in the presence of one Nabiki 
Tendo, but I don't see either here. Have you seen them, Miss Shiratori?"

"I am certainly not Azusa," Nabiki said evenly.

"Really? Who are you then?"

"Why, I'm Nabiki, of course. Perhaps you should get some new glasses, Mousse."

"Nabiki? Then have you seen Shampoo?"

"I saw her earlier," Nabiki admitted. "She paid up some past debts."

"Shampoo owed money to you?" Mousse sounded surprised.

"Everybody owes me something," Nabiki whispered, conspiratorial. Then she stood 
up, cradling Shampoo-Neko. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have other business to 
attend to." She started to walk away. "Oh, by the way, that was an excellent 
game you played last week."

"Game? Wha-" Mousse blanched.

"The fight after they...'caught' you was even more impressive."

"You know about that?"

"Hmm, yes," Nabiki left him with that before leaving the diner. Mousse never 
noticed that she had snatched Shampoo's clothes from the bench opposite her 
seat. Actually, he never even saw the clothes, he saw a colorful smudge that 
might have been a purse.

Nabiki walked along with Shampoo-Neko unhappily in her arms, until she reached 
the Tendo dojo.

"Hey Nabiki," Akane waved as her older sister passed. Then she wrinkled her 
nose. "Why did you bring her over here?" Shampoo-Neko hissed at Akane, who 
bihhed the cat in return.

"I haven't decided yet," Nabiki answered dryly. Of course she went straight to 
the bathroom. The girl deposited the cat on the tile with her clothes and filled 
the bathtub with hot water. "Go ahead and change, I'll wait."

"Why you not just pour hot water on head?" Shampoo asked as soon as she stepped 
out of the bath. "You do that Airen all the time."

"His clothes stay on him when he changes," Nabiki pointed out.

"Oh," Shampoo paused and rolled her eyes to a corner of the ceiling. "Shampoo 
ask another favor?"

"Let me guess," Nabiki held up a hand to forestall the Amazon asking the 
question. "Get rid of Mousse for you?"

"Aiya!" Shampoo nodded once vigorously.

"Fifty thousand yen." Shampoo visibly paled. "Ukyou was and Kodachi is going to 
be easy compared to that."

"Aiya," Shampoo agreed despondently. Then she blinked. "Where is spatula-girl?"

"Ryouga picked her up from the clinic."

"Ohh."

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"As long as we're here," Ukyou sighed. "Perhaps we should enjoy it."

"It's harder than it looks," Ryouga told her.

"Hey, we're thousands of miles away from Ranma, Akane, and K- that whole mess," 
Ukyou noted. "What's not to enjoy?" A car passed through a puddle by the 
sidewalk they were walking along and splashed the pair.

"Damn insensitive drivers!!!" Ukyou shouted. "Ryouga, could you...." Ukyou 
looked back and couldn't see the lost boy.

"Kamisama," Ukyou gasped. "He's lost!!" Then she heard an angry bwee and after 
some difficult neck craning and wheel-chair maneuvering she finally caught sight 
of a familiar form.

"P-Chan!!!" she shouted. "Ryouga, you're P-Chan!!"

"Bwee!!!" The pig fainted.
 
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"Is she gone?" Akane heard the voice emanate from around the corner. She didn't 
even bother to turn around to face the sound.

"Ranma, you are aware that she isn't really a cat, aren't you?"

"Of course I know that," Ranma whined as he stepped out.

"Then why do you faint every time you see Shampoo-Neko?"

"B-b-but," Ranma stuttered. "She's bad enough just being Shampoo!"

"Quiet, Baka," Akane shushed him. "She could hear you."

"And what?" Ranma demanded. Then he continued quietly as Akane stood over his 
crouched form with a raised mallet. "Hurt the psycho's feelings? Since I've met 
her, she's tried to kill, drug, attack, and shame us and all our family and 
friends. She's never taken the least interest in our feelings."

"That's no excuse fo-" Akane was interrupted by two blurs, one black and one 
white.

"Son, did I just here you refer to you and Akane as 'us'?" Soun inquired.

"You know what this means boy," Genma hinted softly.

"Oh Akane, isn't it wonderful," Kasumi asked sweetly.

"What a beautiful moment," Soun declared, letting loose with the fireworks. 
"Ranma is finally admitting to himself how he loves Akane."

"Yes, Tendo," Genma agreed. "This is a moment that will live on in my memory 
forever."

"Oh my, where did they go?" Kasumi asked. The fathers scanned the now 
couple-less room. "Oh hello, Shampoo, is there anything wrong." They looked to 
where Shampoo was standing quietly as Nabiki also came into the room.

"No....*sniff*...Shampoo fine....*sniff*...." She walked around the corner 
toward the front door, stiffly. Genma and Tendo sweatdropped as she disappeared 
from sight.

"Shampoo-" Nabiki started to follow her.

"WAAAAA!!!!"

*THUD-CRASH* Nabiki flinched as the wall caved in from Shampoo hitting it.
 
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Kodachi examined a table full of various trick clubs and other rhythmic 
gymnastics props. She looked up for a moment at the next table where they were 
selling a variety of specially designed robes.

"Excuse me, sir" Kodachi said to the man in front of her. "But you look familiar 
somehow."

"Kasumi Tendo?" Mousse asked as he turned to face her. "What are you doing at 
this hidden weapons convention?"

"I am not Miss Tendo," Kodachi protested. "Oh yes, now I remember. You're that 
blind Chinese peasant that's always after that blue-haired harlot."

"Shampoo is not a harlot, Ukyou!!" Mousse shouted.

"Silly boy," Kodachi laughed. "I am Kodachi Kuno, the Black Rose of St. Hebereke 
High School, not some second rate Okonomiyaki chef!"
 
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"Achoo!!"

"Bless you," Ryouga said, then suddenly he started getting protective. "You're 
not catching a cold, are you?"

"I don't think so," Ukyou said. "But I might if you don't find a way out of this 
theme by nightfall." They were walking through an indoor aquarium surrounded, 
behind the glass, by a variety of sharks, rays and assorted fish.

"Hey, you're not helping any."

"Well, I'm stuck down here in a wheelchair. I can't see past most of this 
crowd."

"Not that, I mean hold off with the spatulas. Violent maniac." The last was not 
said quite softly enough.

*CLANG*

"Watch it P-Chan," Ukyou said to the dazed form.
 
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"Oh, you're that insane woman that is chasing that womanizing Saotome," Mousse 
noted.

"How dare you talk about my darling Ranma like that!!?" Kodachi shouted. "I'm 
not going to allow some floozy's dog to insult my love like that!"

"'Some floozy?'" Mousse repeated. "You have no room to talk, chasing after a 
masochistic casanova who avoids you like the plague!!" The pair glared at each 
other and then stomped off angrily. Neither noticed that one of the booths was 
apparently manned by classmates of Akane's, or that one of them had a camera and 
the other had video camcorder.

Nabiki hadn't been able to locate Shampoo since she burst out of the Tendo Dojo. 
This was decently disturbing, usually Nabiki had no trouble finding anybody. For 
some reason though, she was having a hard time thinking about anything else.
"Here's the surveillance, chief," Sayuri said as she handed Nabiki an envelope 
and video cassette.
"Why are we watching Kodachi anyway?" Yuka asked. "It's not like you can tell 
when she is going to do something."
"Somebody asked me to do them a favor," Nabiki explained sedately.
"Chief, are you all right?" Yuka asked. "You seem a little down."
"I'm a little preoccupied," she told them while flipping through the photographs.
"Preoccupied, you?" Sayuri asked. "I've never even heard of you being distracted."
"What's going on Chief?"
"I've been having a little trou-" Nabiki paused and blinked at the photo in her 
hands "This is Mousse!"
"It was a hidden weapons convention, chief," Sayuri noted. "He was bound to show 
up sooner or later."
"Yes, but was he bound to end up in a shouting match with Kodachi?" Nabiki asked. 
"Hmm." Then her eyes narrowed and she started laughing softly and evilly.
"Um, is this good?" Sayuri asked.
"For who?"
"Hey, did you here?" Sayuri asked excitedly as she ran up to a group of her 
friends. "One of Ranma's fiancee's gave up on him."
"Really?" Yuka responded from inside the group. "Which one?"
"Ukyou!" Sayuri answered, saying it in disbelief.
"Yeah, I heard about that," a third girl added. "She ran off with Ryouga after 
he saved her from Kuno."
"Well that makes since," somebody else added, and the gossiping was on in full. 
The girls had one spectator, a Chinese boy with thick glasses and long hair 
eating his lunch nearby. "They were always doing things together."
"Yeah, but wasn't that because Ryouga always helps Ukyou with her matchmaking 
plans? Why would you help someone you love win somebody else's heart?" The 
Chinese boy perked up at that.
"Oh that was just cover...."
"I think--Achoo!!---that somebody is gossiping about us."
"You kn-kn-kn---Achoo!!!---You know what, I think you're right sugar."
"Couldn't this hap--Achoo!!--pen while we're fighting?"
"Shut--Achoo!!--up and enjoy the view."
"Welcome, Nabiki Tendo," Cologne said without turning her back. "What brings 
you here?" The middle Tendo smiled confidently as she walked from the Cat 
Cafe's doorway to the middle of the room. Cologne noted for once that the 
confidence was a facade, the girl was nervous about something.
"I was hoping to find Shampoo here," Nabiki told her. "She heard something 
earlier that...upset her."
"And what concern of yours is it if Shampoo is upset?" Cologne asked.
"Unhappy customers don't spend as much money," Nabiki responded glibly. "What 
else."
"Your greed will be your downfall, girl," the pair were watching each other 
very closely now. Nabiki smiled, the action held more in common with a 
predator's glance.
"I don't claim to know more about fighting than you," Nabiki said. "Don't 
claim to know more about people than me."
"Don't push your luck, girl," Cologne growled. "I've been pulling strings 
since before you were born." Nabiki smiled again.
"I assume this means that Shampoo isn't here," she decided. "I have no 
reason to stay here then."
"Stay away from my granddaughter, girl," Cologne commanded her. Nabiki 
scowled and turned slowly to face Cologne.
"Well that all depends on whether she asks for my services again," Nabiki told 
her.
Kodachi ran towards the horse, leaped into a handstand. From there she sprung 
into a reverse double flip, twirled herself length wise three-hundred-sixty 
degrees and landed.
"OO-hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" she laughed cheerfully. "Isn't it wonderful my 
dear Sasuke?"
"What is that Mistress Kodachi?" he asked despondently.
"The freedom," Kodachi responded.
"I see mistress," Sasuke said, yawning. Kodachi backflipped across the small 
gymnasium her home contained.
"For once, I'm actually having fun training." Sasuke half-glared at her, but 
ceased soon enough. He didn't see how she could get any decent training without 
Mas-...Tatewaki Kuno to run the exercises.
"That is good, Mistress Kodachi." She leaped up to the rings and performed a 
quick series of motions before launching herself over to the parallel bars. 
She had seen her darling Ranma perform better, but to most people she appeared 
to be nothing more than a blur.
"...the chef and the vagabond out together on some sort of vacation..."
"Yes, Mistress Kodachi."
"...It'll be boring without my brother around..."
"Yes, Mistress Koda-" Sasuke paused, blinked and then smiled.
"...but otherwise, everything is going my way, soon I'll shall be my darling 
Ranma's one true love. Then we shall live on to dignified old age as Lord and 
Lady of the Kuno fortunes."
"Oh, definitely, Mistress Kodachi," Sasuke answered a deal more cheerfully than 
he had been. Then he started to edge out of the practice room. "If you'll 
excuse me, Mistress Kodachi, I have some errands I need to run."
"Oh, I don't care," Kodachi said, waving him off as she performed a standing 
forward flip. "In fact, I have something that I need to do myself."
"Thank you Mistress Kodachi, I'll be off now," Sasuke was gone in the next 
moment.
Only a few minutes later Kodachi was leaping across rooftops cackling away 
with more than her usual insane glee.
"OO-hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Oh my darling Ranma, how can anything go 
wrong now. All that remains between me and you, oh my truest love, is that 
blue-haired hussy and your so-called fiancee, Akane Tendo."
"Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!" Kodachi stopped as she heard the low, sinister 
laughter.
"Oh," Kodachi said flatly. "It's you."
"Do you really think you'll succeed in acquiring your Ranma-darling's love 
merely because you've been having a lucky streak."
"No, I expect him to fall in love with me because I am obviously the best 
choice for him. And I suppose you expect that air-headed floozy would pick a 
spineless moron like you over a peerless-warrior like my Ranma-darling."
"Point taken," Mousse said after a moment's angry thought. "But perhaps if we 
pool our resources...."
"Hmm, intriguing," Kodachi said, rubbing her chin. "You get your floozy."
"And you get your jerk," Mousse tossed in.
"OO-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
"Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmh!!!"
The pair stopped laughing and stared at each other in mild shock and surprise, 
and then each went back to their own variation of the insane laugh.
"Ah ha," Nabiki declared as she climbed up to the rooftop Shampoo had chosen. 
"I found you."
"Xie Xie," Shampoo said glumly.
"What are you doing up here anyway?" Nabiki asked as she sat down next to the 
glum amazon. Shampoo pointed out away from the building and Nabiki saw Ranma 
and Akane sitting at a window seat in the restaurant across the street. They 
were laughing and generally relaxing away from the prying of their parents and 
friends.
"Oh...Shampoo," Nabiki started gently. "Watching Ranma and my sister get along 
isn't really the healthiest activity you could be doing."
"Airen think Shampoo psycho," Shampoo sniffed.
"Oh don't worry about that," Nabiki said gently, a depressed customer was not 
good. "He calls Akane a violent maniac all the time, and they..." Shampoo 
looked at Nabiki, stricken. Suddenly Nabiki was thinking, "Oops....that was 
the wrong track."
"Money-girl saying Ranma really love violent-girl?" Shampoo asked, sniffing.
"Now, I don't know that," Nabiki said desperately. It seemed that she was 
losing her touch somewhat recently, especially around Shampoo. "I just know 
that they really get along despite all the..."
"WAAA!!!" Shampoo started wailing and Nabiki quickly moved to try to comfort 
her.
"Oh, calm down," Nabiki said quietly, patting the Amazon on the back and 
letting Shampoo cry on her shoulder. "They haven't made any real commitment to 
each other, you have plenty of chances left."
"*sniff* really?" Shampoo asked looking up into Nabiki's face.
"Hey, would I lie to you, Kitty," Nabiki asked, looking back and brushing back 
some stray locks of blue hair from Shampoo's face.
"Aiya!" Shampoo virtually glomped Nabiki, the brown-haired girl patted her on 
the back and smiled in relief. Then both blinked and scuttled away from each 
other about a foot. 
"By the way, I've started on the two favors you asked me about," expertly 
reclaiming her professional tone.
"Really?" Shampoo asked, in a neutral, curious tone. "What you doing?"
Nabiki merely smiled and snickered.
"So your saying that Shampoo has to marry the man that beats her in combat?"
"Yeah, and she was beaten by Saotome twice," Mousse confirmed.
"Then why, pray tell, haven't you beaten her yet?" Kodachi asked.
"I can't really fight her," Mousse said aghast. "She might get hurt."
"You think that she is really so weak as that?" Kodachi hmphed. "And yet you 
let her treat you like dirt? No wonder she dislikes you, what kind of woman 
goes for a doormat?"
"As if a Borgia-reincarnate is anything anybody wants to mess with."
"It appears quite simple then," Kodachi trilled her words. "All we have to do 
is give you some backbone."
"And maybe convince you to stop tossing around paralyzation powders," Mousse 
suggested. Kodachi almost seemed to get paler than her normal unhealthy shade. 
"Anything wrong with that?" He asked curiously.
"I..." Kodachi faltered. "...You are absolutely positive this will help me 
win Ranma-darling?"
"It will at least be a large step in the right direction," Mousse noted. 
Kodachi produced a small packet from somewhere inside her brown school-
girl's outfit. She started to set it aside and her hand started shaking. 
"Are you all right?" Mousse asked for the second time.
Kodachi closed her eyes and sighed once before whispering in a voice that 
Mousse could barely hear. He only caught "...gone," before Kodachi seemed 
gain some willpower and set the packet down.
"That was easy," she said and drew out about five more similar packets. She 
hesitated setting down the last one and replaced it somewhere. "Just in case." 
She said it by way of explanation, but whether the explanation was to herself 
or Mousse, the boy could not tell.
"Well, I guess it's a start," Mousse said. Kodachi turned to look at him, and 
the gleam in her eye made the master of dark magic more than a little nervous.
"And now, we start with you," Kodachi hummed softly to herself.
"W-w-what do you mean?" he asked nervously. "What can you tell me about being 
presentable."
"Well there is that in the first place," Kodachi noted. "How can you be such a 
doormat and at the same time be so insulting?"
"Insulting?" Mousse nearly shouted. "How dare you call me insulting?"
"I request that you remember that I am of the samurai caste," Kodachi told 
him in a soft dignified manner. "And that you treat me with the respect I am 
due."
"I-I-I beg your forgiveness," Mousse stammered, kowtowing.
"That is exactly what I'm talking about," Kodachi declared as she walked about 
the virtually prone Mousse. "Hmmm, I think this may take some time."
"You want me to do what?" the speaker on the other of the phone asked. "And you 
are willing to pay for this?"
"Name your price," Sasuke stated.
"Oh, that is very simple," the other answered. "I merely want another shot at 
him. What else does anybody want?"
"Hmm, oh yes, that is a very good point, and very easily obtained. After the 
job though, we don't want anybody to know you are there."
"So I'm supposed to sneak in past her eyes as well?"
"I think she has been distracted of late," Sasuke told him. "It should be 
relatively easy to enter the city without her knowing it."
"Well then, whoever you are, you've hired me."
"Very good, I hope my master will be pleased with your results."
"I've never failed professionally," he responded. ""And only once in a 
personal matter."

Onwards to Part 3


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