The strong fall breeze ruffled her hair, so Kozue reached up and pushed her windblown, wavy blue hair away from her face. She wanted it out of her eyes as she gazed up into the sky with a certain amount of amusement. "Now there's something you don't see everyday," she remarked to no one in particular, as the UFO hung there steadily in the air above Ohtori. It didn't look real, more like a bad special effect from a b-movie. It was saucer shaped, with blinking lights spaced out along it's rim, and big, round windows dotted along the top. Kozue would have thought it was a publicity stunt for some cheesey film, but there was no way it could be hovering unsupported in the open air like that! She even looked around for a crane of some kind, but no luck. A small hatch popped opened on the top, and a young woman stuck her head out to ask Kozue crossly, "Excuse me, but could you direct me to Tokyo, please?" She was dark hared, Kozue could tell that much, though she could see there were some odd colors mixed in with it, streaks of red and blue. Kozue also thought she looked sort of cute, but at that distance it was a bit hard to tell. She tried to shout out the directions, but the strong wind seemed to pull Kozue's words from the air before they could reach the girl. The strange girl impatiently climbed out on top of the saucer, and Kozue sweatdropped at the sight of the girls costume! She had on a small bikini top and bottoms, boots and that was all. Strangely, they were all done in what looked like tiger fur! She grew tired of trying to hear Kozue's shouts over the breeze, so she rose up into the air from the top of the saucer and began to fly down to the ground. Kozue gaped at her, as she descended towards her smoothly. Smoothly, that is, until she hit the strong winds between the saucer and the ground. She twisted, turned, then finally just lost control, plummeting towards Kozue! "Ooof!" Kozue yelled, sprawling on the ground with the tiger-girl stretched out there on top of her. Kozue blushed as the girl's face was pressed right up against her breasts! She firmly grasped the girl's head, but then faltered a moment as she felt the smakll. cone shapped horns on each side of the pretty girl's head! She pulled the girl up to her feet, then tried to revive her. "What happened?" the newly awakened young woman asked Kozue slowly, as she looked admiringly at her. Kozue explained, and then the girl gasped softly. "Did you... touch my horns?" she asked her, blushing a little bit. Then she waited there, anxious for Kozue's answer. "Well, yes," a slightly confused Kozue answered, and then the girl blushed a bit harder, frowning a little. "What is your name, please?" she asked Kozue in a firm tone of voice as she gazed intently into her eyes. "Kozue Kaoru," the blue hared girl answered with a small frown. "What's wrong with touching your horns?" "My name is Lum," she said, smiling, "and by our ancient Oni customs, if you touch the horns of an Oni, we are engaged!" She then leaned over, and gently but firmly kissed the very stunned looking Kozue. Lum settled back on her feet, and Kozue sat there, looked at Lum blankly for a moment. Then, like a freshly cut tree, she just fell right over in a dead faint. "Darling!" Lum cried out worriedly, kneeling down beside her and frantically shakling the out cold Kozue.
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