Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Code Geass, and there isn't a spin-off called 'Milly of the Letchery.' But there should be! This story contains yuri as well as out of character goofiness.
Code Geass: Milly of the Letchery
"No!" Lelouch said firmly, crossing his arms as the black haired young man stood in the student council room. "I wore a dress for you, a cat costume and even that skimpy swimsuit, but I will NOT to this."
"Skimpy swimsuit?" Suzaku had to ask, the brown haired young man looking at him curiously.
Lelouch blushed furiously as he muttered, "Before your time."
Nina looked rather sheepish as she admitted, "Milly isn't a very modest person, and the suits she picked for our 'Wear a Swimsuit' day were also not very modest."
"We aren't going to have to do this in the nude, are we?" Suzaku looked worried.
"It's not quite that bad," Kallen offered mildly, maintaining her usual meek, mild pose. To be honest the redish-brown haired girl was rather dreading the upcoming event, but she also had learned that Milly was almost unstoppable when she got an idea in her head. 'That girl has a iron will,' she mused glumly, 'too bad we can't turn it to the forces of good. Wonder if Zero could convert her?'
Rivalz grinned, his blue hair falling in front of his eyes. "Besides, it could be fun," he offered cheerfully.
"But why do a kissing booth?" Lelouch had to ask plaintively.
Milly smiled, the bosomy light brown haired woman smiling impishly, "I'd think it would be obvious." She began to pace as she continued, "You all remember what happened when I offered a student council kiss to anyone who caught the cat, Arthur?"
"Oh yeah," Shirley winced, her long red-brown hair falling to her waist. She had been rather stunned by how many men had eagerly began to scour the campus hoping for a kiss, not to mention the girls chasing after Lelouch.
"Too bad I didn't catch it," Rivalz mused with a sigh.
Suzaku looked at his friend curiously, "Who would you have asked for?"
Rivalz blushed a bit as he quietly admitted, "Milly, I think."
"Ah," Suzaku nodded understandingly.
"Besides," Milly pointed out, "it's for charity."
"Hmm," Lelouch frowned, feeling a slight pang of guilt. The charity the school was raising funds for was to assist Elevens and Britanians harmed in terrorist attacks, including the battle he had assisted with in the Shinjuku ghetto. He knew he and the other rebels had been fighting for their lives, but he also knew a grest many innocents had suffered because of that battle.
Practically Shirley asked, "How are we going to run this?
"Two booths," Milly said briskly, "with one run by the boys, the other by us girls."
"Makes sense," Suzaku agreed.
Nina added, "We'll be kissing by donation, with a minimum donation to start with."
Kallen had to ask, "What is someone offers a very large donation?" She blushed, "Do we...?"
Milly shook her head, "Just do whatever you feel most comfortable with."
"This is not going to end well," Lelouch sighed.
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"This is SO embarrasing," Kallen sighed, standing beside the stand carrying a large sign, dressed in a clinging bunny girl suit. The costume consisted of a set of rabbit ears, a backless and cut low in the front red swimsuit, stockings and white gloves and boots along with a poofy tail. "Where did she get the idea for these costumes?"
Shirley sighed, wearing a similar uniform but with a black swimsuit. "I'm told it's a tradition in Japan," she said dryly. "We really need to limit her watching old anime."
Nina stood nearby, wearing cat ears instead of the bunny design and a long tail flowing from her butt. "At least you fill those out well," she sighed, looking down at her mostly flat chest.
Suddenly, hands went around her chest, grabbing her small breasts and sqeezing them gently but firmly in a swift massaging motion.
"Yeep!" Nina yelped, flailing her arms.
"You're adorable, Nina," Milly purred in her ear, also dressed in the catgirl variation of the costume, her impressive figure nearly spiling out of the swimsuit.
"Milly!" Nina squealed as the other girl squeezed a delicate portion of her breasts.
Milly only reluctantly let her go, turning to the others as her breasts bounced dramatically in the bra. "Everyone ready?" she demanded.
Suzaku peaked out from where he was hiding behind the stand, his puppy ears flopping cutely as he complained, "We can't go out in this!"
"Ohj, it's not that bad," Milly waved it off.
"What did you put them in?" Shirley had to ask.
"Stand up, you two," Milly ordered.
"No," Lelouch said, not even sticking his head up.
Suzaku ducked back down, "No way."
Meanwhile Rivalz stood up, sighing softly, knowing that Milly would get her way eventually.
"Oh my," Kallen paled.
Much like the bunny girls he was wearing swimwear, but unlike them he was dressed in a very clingy speedo. Plus puppy dog tail and ears presented a cute if disturbingly erotic image.
"See?" Milly pointed, "The girls will want to just take them home with them."
"The teachers are going to freak," Kallen sighed gloomily.
Milly clapped her hands briskly, "Take your places everyone! We start in five minutes!"
A few minutes later one of each group was sitting behind the stand as classes let out for lunch, the other standing by with the signs advertizing kisses. To say there was a rush was a understatement, especially when the girls took in the outfits poor Suzaku and Rivalz were wearing as they waved their signs.
"So, kisses are by donation?" one eager girl was eyeing Lelouch with a predatory eye.
"Yes," Lelouch answered warily.
She leaned over the counter, "How much for..." then she began to whisper in his ear.
"I've never seen him go so red before," Kallen noted.
Shirley frowned, "Poor Lulu. I hope this won't be so hard on him."
Over at the girl's line things were generally tamer, in part because of the dangerous smirk on Milly's face. It clearly said that she could top anything they could come up with. She finished delivering her fith chaste kiss on the cheek, then blinked in surprise as she looked up at a young lady.
"Yes?" Milly looked at her questioningly. The black haired girl with twin ponytails smiled shyly as Milly asked questioningly, "Are you in the right line?"
"Ah, yes," she admitted, blushing furiously. Ever since Mily had offered kisses from the student council in exchange for catching a stray cat on campus she had dreamed of kissing Milly, but now that she was here she was frozen.
Milly's eyes widened a bit as she looked the cute young woman over. "You want to kiss a girl?" she smiled warmly. She took the girl's hand as she gestured around, "We have several types to choose from." She pointed to Shirley, "The sex bomb..."
"Hey!" Shirley complained.
Milly ignored that as she pointed at Kallen, "The noble lady."
Kallen opened her mouth to protest, then decided it wasn't worth the trouble.
"And the girl next door," Milly nodded towards Nina, who blushed sweetly.
"I'd rather kiss you," the girl admitted with a fierce blush.
Milly reached out to cup her cheek as she whispered, "What's your name?"
"Alice," she said, staring into Milly's eyes.
"Close your eyes, Alice," Milly murmured as she drew her into a lingering kiss.
"Wow," Shirley blinked as the kiss dragged on, both women entirely ignoring the crowd around them.
They drew back as Alice moaned weakly. "I...," she said dazedly, "hadn't donated yet."
Milly purred, "Then drop the money in the jar and get ready for round two."
To be continued...?
Notes: 'Alice' is the random character who appears in Episode 6, the chase the cat story who wants a kiss from Milly. Sadly she's not named so I made something up. May or may not continue this later.