Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Sailor Moon, Panty, Stocking and Garterbelt or any of the other series in this fic, I'm just borrowing them for awhile.
Panty, Stocking and Garterbelt!
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The emergency meeting of Tokyo's Magical Girls was called by Usagi Tsukino, known to some as Sailor Moon and other as the future queen of Crystal Tokyo, after seeing the first previews of the late night anime. But even she hadn't been expecting what they saw as the young women gathered from far and wide for the first episode.
Usagi watched in appalled shock as the images ran by the screen, a flush coloring her usually pale cheeks. "Please tell me this cartoon is a negaverse plot or something," the blond teen muttered, shaking her head in disbelief
"It's a parody, maybe?" Juri Arisugawa offered a suggestion, the orange haired older woman watching as she munched popcorn. The whole 'group watching' thing was new to her, but she had to admit that it was all pretty fun.
The were originally going to all crash Usagi's place, but quickly decided that they'd be too crowded. After some debate and suggestions including the Outer's house and other places, they decided only the Hino shrine was large enough to fit everybody. THEN they had to eject Grandpa Hino, who was apparently already a fan of the new series.
"This is damaging magical girl reputations everywhere," Nanoha Takamachi blinked, shaking her head as the brown haired girl sat by Fate.
Nanoha was visiting Earth from the magic-technology world of Midchilde when they first met, and got into a fight with the Senshi. Of course they became friends after, and she hauled her 'friend' Fate along. Several girls suspected they were 'friends' like Haruka and Michiru, but they didn't press.
"That Panty is just...," Fate shook her blond head as she tried to find the right words, finally settling on, "she's a slut!"
"I like her!" Minako Aino said cheerfully, the blond grinning salaciously as they watched. The teen had been known for her 'loose' reputation among the other Sailor Senshi, though admittedly it was somewhat exaggerated.
"You would," Rei Hino sighed, the black haired woman shaking her head.
Being raised by Catholic nuns Rei tended to disapprove of this soft of blatant erotic content, pointedly ignoring some of the more naughty stuff that had gone on at the all-girls school she had attended. Long before 'You don't talk about Fight Club' there had been the rule, 'You don't talk about late night dorm antics.'
"The car race episode wasn't bad," Haruka Tenoh offered, the boyishly blond young woman smiling slightly. She was older than most of them except Juri, and was living in a committed relationship with her 'wife' Michuru. They lived with Setsuna Meiou, too, and were raising Hotaru Tomoe as a group, raising a certain number of questions in their friend's minds.
"Haruka," Michiru shook her head, sighing in annoyance. The aqua haired woman continued disapprovingly, "This show is completely immoral."
"Yet strangely fascinating," Utena Tenjou offered, the pink haired woman looking amused.
The seemingly normal young woman was the 'victor of the duels' and possessor of great supernatural powers, hence Utena's belonging to this informal magical girls club. She came with the mysterious Anthy Himemiya, who seemed FAR too intimate with Utena for comfort.
"You just like Stocking, Utena-sama," Anthy accused with a pout, the purple haired girl curled up beside her on the couch.
"I do not!" Utena protested, smiling.
"The stripper transformation," Usagi shuddered visibly at the thought. "What was the director THINKING?" she sighed.
"Fanservice sells?" Makoto Kino offered, the brown haired amazon looking amused as she carried in snacks from the kitchen. She liked to cook and do domestic things, in part because she was the toughest of the younger Senshi.
"Besides, this is Gainax," Ami Mizuno noted calmly, the blue haired girl adding, "what do you expect from them?"
"How many guys does Panty BED per episode?" Setsuna Meiou wondered, her black and green hair shimmering. As Sailor Pluto she could turn back time to review, but to be honest it wasn't worth the power usage.
"Three is the first half," Nanoha sighed, "though the cop might be a repeat. And then the biker in the second half."
Tomoyo was over in the corner 'comforting' her girlfriend Sakura. Apparently the whole show was just too much for the poor dear.
"Their magical oath doesn't even make sense," Rei sighed as she quoted, "Judgement from the garb of the Holy Virgin?" She snorted, "If Panty is a virgin, I'm MALE."
Everyone laughed at that. "It's probably symbolic," Fate offered mildly. Under her breath she added, "We'd better not show this to Hayate."
"Why?" Nanoha blinked, "I bet Hayate would love this."
"Exactly. She's probably make poor Signum and Shamal cosplay this," Fate pointed out reasonably.
"Oh dear," Nanoha winced, imagining that.
"Is your friend that bad...?" Usagi had to ask.
"No, no," Fate quickly reassured them, "it's not that. It's just, well..."
"She really believes in skinship between friends," Nanoha admitted.
Utena blinked and made a squeezing gesture with her hands, as of she was hefting something as she asked, "Like that?"
Both Nanoha and Fate nodded glumly. "Poor Shamal and Signum got groped a lot when Hayate was growing up," Fate said with a sigh.
Minako smirked, clearly amused by the idea. "I bet I could cosplay as Panty," she offered, bringing the discussion back to the anime.
"Don't you dare!" Rei yelped.
Minako looked up at her thoughtfully, smiling at the other girl. "Jealous?" she asked, smirking as she added, "Don't worry, you could always cosplay as Stocking."
"Minako!" Rei yelped, blushing red as she imagined Minako doing the bump and grind Panty had done, then pulling down her panties...
"I think you're arguing a bit too much," Ami suggested, smiling slightly. She had been tempted to use the quote from the original Shakespeare, but was certain most of her friends wouldn't recognize the reference anyway.
Setsuna looked amused, raising her cup in a toast to Ami, then drank. "So," she addressed the group, "how many of you want to meet to watch the next episode?"
There was a long beat of dead silence as the girls exchanged uncomfortable looks. Tentatively Utena raised her hand, then most of the others did too. "Well," Usagi sighed as she said, "it's kind of... captivating. Sort of."
"A bit like watching a car crash," Nanoha admitted with a faint blush, "you can't bring yourself to look away."
"Sure," Minako looked skeptical, but she didn't press. Personally she found the anime kind of fun, but she wasn't going to argue.
"So we meet here next week?" Haruka asked briskly, adding, "Do you mind, Rei?"
"It's fine," Rei said, smiling slightly. She looked over to where Tomoyo was helping Sakura leave, "And would someone escort them home, just in case?"
"Will do," Fate nodded briskly as everyone filed out.
End
Omake!
"What the hell?" Panty complained as the slim blonde shut off the boring, talky episode, "I thought they were all supposed to be gay?"
Stocking casually ate her cake, the blue and purple haired girl looking at her archly, "And what do you care?"
Panty gave her a pitying look, "Girl on girl can be hot."
With an sexy look Stocking noted, "I didn't know you swung that way."
"Stocking, I swing every way," Panty smirked.
"Better not tell Garterbelt that," Stocking noted.
Panty pouted as the pretty blond sighed, "He's such a spoil sport."
Stocking hesitated, shifting on the couch as her striped stockings rubbed together with a soft sigh. "Have you ever...?" she asked.
Panty shifted on the couch, studying Stocking with a sly smile, "Have I ever what?"
Stocking flushed a bit as she said, "Ever done it with a woman."
Panty smirked as she crossed her legs, "Oh, once or twice." She looked thoughtful, "They tend to last longer than the usual guy..."
Stocking opened her mouth to say something, then her imagination caught up. Shutting her mouth she got up and said with as much dignity as she could muster, "I'm going to get some more cake."
"Come back soon," Panty waved, smirking.
To be continued...?
Notes: Just a short little excursion into the world of Panty, Stocking & Garterbelt. In my humble opinion I think most magical girls would be appalled by these two, so I thought it might be fun to play with their reactions a bit. This is NOT to be taken seriously, nor is it canon with anything else I've wrote.