Master thief, superb martial artist, and to top it all off smoking hot babe to boot. Shego considered herself to be the definition of badass, something the world recognized when the green-skinned woman and her employer Dr. Drakken helped the Ultimate Alliance repel the Nanite Army. In fact not only did Director Betty Fury actually give them a full pardon, she even offered that the two of them join S.H.I.E.L.D. Naturally Drakken joined up because Betty stroked his ego with a “now the world sees your genius so stop being a nuisance” speech. Shego however accepted the offer because it allowed her to be closer to one of their newest yet most promising rookies, a certain red headed woman for whom anything was possible. Including stealing from a master thief, the item in question; Shego’s heart, it was a poorly kept secret that the green-skinned woman had been falling for Kim for sometime now. And now here she was sitting in front of a computer screen in her quarters, Drakken’s base now turned into a S.H.I.E.L.D. outpost, unable to fulfill a promise to a certain Betsy Braddock a.k.a Psylcoke that if Shego admitted her feelings to Kim, Besty would do the same to Melissa Gold a.k.a. Songbird.
So here Shego was unable to send a simple email to the young Possible, she had revised, and reread several times over and now had the mouse’s cursor hovering over the send tab.
However before Shego could decide whether or not she was going to send the email or delete it her door burst open and in tumbled the blue skinned form of her former employer and the black and red clad Wade Wilson or as he preferred Deadpool. Shego looked on in shock and annoyance (mostly annoyance) as the two continued wrestling over a bag of cheese puffs of all things while simultaneously demolishing her room!
“Shego help me it’s the last bag don’t let this freak take it from me!” Drakken managed to say in between gasps for breath.
Wade paused almost as if he were offended. “Watch who’re calling a freak ya blue skinned troll!” After that outburst their struggle only intensified.
Finally fed up with the two Shego stood up from her chair and was about to hurl some plasma their way when the tussling duo bumped into the green woman knocking her on her butt. At this point Shego was tempted to turn half the base into a smoldering crater an idea that brought a smirk to her lips as she reached up to the table to gain some leverage. As the green skinned woman got to her feet she noticed that she had accidentally grabbed the keyboard as well as the table. That’s when she heard the “ping” chancing a look at the monitor Shego saw the two little words she was dreading to find; message sent.
Deadpool stopped his attempts at trying to steal the cheese puff bag much to Drakken’s delight. “Hey is it just me or did it get a lot colder in here?”
“What are you…?” Drakken said as he turned to look where Wade was looking. Much to the blue skinned scientist’s horror his gaze fell on his former employee. “Ep!”
Shego slowly turned around seemingly causing the shadows themselves to deepen as she did so. “It’s a good thing the two of you already are black and blue and red all over…”
“Well Draky you can have the cheese puffs well I go be thankful that the author likes characters who can teleport!”
“What are you talking about?” Drakken said as he turned to Wade.
“This!” And with that Deadpool disappeared in a flash or red light.
The now lone scientist turned to his enraged friend and against all better judgment tried to calm her down. “Now Shego…” The last thing Drakken would remember seeing when he woke up in the infirmary would be a flash of green light.
Kim Possible let out a bored sigh as she started up her laptop, while sitting crossed legged on her bed. Lately things have been somewhat slow for her after the nanite incident, all the other super-powered heros were busy helping to repair the damage and most of the villains have retreated underground to lick their wounds. Interestingly enough the majority of the world’s villains were the first to succumb to the nanites and then the first to be defeated by the Ultimate Alliance. So now as the world healed and tried to forget here she was bored and a little grateful that she and Ron weren’t risking their lives fighting some psycho. So while she waited for Ron and Monique to come and pick her up Kim dressed in casual wear of jeans and a brown t-shirt sat on her bed and proceeded to check her emails. At first there wasn’t anything that caught her eye that is until she saw an email from Shego in her inbox. Smiling at receiving a message from her arch-nemesis turned friend she clicked on it.
As Ron walked up to the Possible residence the uneasy feeling that something was amiss creeped its way down his spine, even as he rang the door bell he couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off. But when nobody answered he knew something was wrong, now he remembered Kim saying something about her parents and the tweebs needing to talk to the principal about a misshap with one of their “inventions” so he didn’t expect for any of them to answer the door. But it wasn’t like KP to just make plans and ditch and even if an emergency did come up she would have at least notified him and Mo’. Deciding to follow his gut Ron slowly opened the door, after nothing horrible and unmentionable sprang out at him, he opened it up all the way. Glancing about the household he didn’t see anything unusual.
“Waaay too creepy eh Rufus?” The mole rat poked his head out of the pocket in Ron’s shirt.
“Eepy!” He squeaked before ducking back down.
Once again relying on his gut Ron slowly creeped up the staris and proceeded to Kim’s room. When reached the closed door he gave the wooden frame to sharp knocks. “Kim ya there?” Still not receiving an answer Ron reached for the doorknob. KP I’m coming in.” The sight that greeted him was a semi conscious Kim Possible lying on the floor on the side of her bed. “KP!” Ron shouted as he quickly ran over to his friend. Doing a quick survey he didn’t notice anything unusual, only that her face was redder than a tomato that is. Looking for the source of whatever caused Kim’s current state Ron and Rufus’s eyes eventually fell on Kim’s laptop. After quickly scanning what was currently on the screen Ron let out a short chuckle before a loud thud signaled him fainting right next to his friend.
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