For disclaimers and summary please see first part
PART 8
TAMING SHEGO
Chapter 15
Kim was driving her purple, tinkered volks wagen, and sitting on the passenger seat was a very silent green skinned woman. Kim was silent too. Meeting with the parents as a whole went okay. There was a little exchange of words between Shego and her dad but it all turned out fine, especially with the intervention of her mother. Ron, Monique and Wade were very supportive and they also know when to distance themselves from the two women. Her brothers though seemed to develop a crush on her supposed "fiancé" and they said to Kim in secret that anyone who tamed their sister was worth their time and hormones which actually grated on Kim's nerves and that almost resorted to a brawl between the Possible siblings.
In general the meeting was fine except for that part where her father had announced that they would be wed by no other than her grand-uncle, Grandpa Ericson or Grandpa Son in short. She knew him a lot; he and her Nana were close like a twin and both of them were very fond of her. Well they try to be fair with all their grandchildren but sometimes someone will just arrive and get a different kind of bond to people, and it's like her Nana and Grandpa Son bonded to her more. Perhaps it was her being into the hero business which the two can relate well. Grandpa Son was a judge but part time, he would accompany her Nana when her Nana would do missions for GJ back then, so he could relate to what she was going through. And being a famous judge with strong principle, he officiating the ceremony of her and Shego's wedding would post a big problem.
"Can you please talk to me?" Kim started as soon as she stopped the car in front of Shego's house. The green skinned woman didn't reply but was on the verge of getting out of the small car. Kim stopped her by holding onto the older woman's wrist near her, "Come on Shego talk to me!"
"Damn you Possible!" Shego said shaking her wrist but Kim didn't let go, "Let go of me or I'm going to igniter my hand!"
"I don't care! Do it but you got to talk to me!"
Shego shook her arm violently and moved out of the car fast once Kim let go of her hold. She was fumbling inside her bag for the gate key so Kim was able to follow. "Stop following Possible, I am not in the mood!"
"Mood for what?"
"For fighting you! So beat it and leave me alone!" Finally, she found her key and hurriedly opened the gate. She was to close it when Kim's foot stopped her from doing so, "Don't you get me Kimmie? Ain't I English enough for you? I said leave me alone!"
"I'm not leaving until you talk to me damnit!" Kim said cursing and angry,
That once again stunned the green skinned woman ~hell…I've never heard princess curse in the entire time I know her!~
For once, I agree with you
"Damn Shego just…I just want to talk this out! I don't want to get silence treatment from you! Punch me, curse me, kick me, fry me…do anything just don't be like this!" Kim said with her voice sounding very defeated.
"Fuck you!" Shego replied, "I didn't plan for my life to be thrust into chaos Possible! I was fine being on my own and you came barging in and complicates things!"
"What's so complicated? We're getting married so what's complicated about that?"
"What the heck Kimmie? This is supposed to be an act! We are supposed to be married in papers only!"
"It is just a paper! We can divorce after!"
"Are you crazy? If I divorce you I have to pay you alimony damn it! I was supposed to gain money not lose it!"
Kimmie was struck in silence. It is true, Shego was right. Since her family had arranged the wedding, the document accompanying it would be true, binding and legal. Actually that solves her problem a lot, she could show that counselor West that everything was not falsified, but it's not going to solve her problem with Shego. The green skinned woman had already lose her faith in her for using her in this grandiose plan and now it seems like she's breaking her contract with her.
"Damn it Possible, do you even have a slightest idea how all this will affect me? I am in seclusion!"
"Sorry!"
Silence
"Look if it's really that complicated for you, I'll just leave you alone. I'm sure I could find someone, sorry again Shego…" Kim said with slumped shoulders. The red head turned and walked slowly to her car.
~what the fuck? Are you letting her go? She's all what you want damn it!~
I don't want her…
~Are you telling me that or are you convincing yourself that you don't want her? Anyone can have her Shego, with or without money she'll find one willing to marry her, are you alright with that?~
Damn it!
~There you go girl…you can just thank me later~
"Kimmie!" Shego shouted and hurriedly run towards the woman who was now inside her car and was ready to drive off her life, "Wait!"
"What? I'm going and don't worry I'm not going to tell anyone where you live, I'll keep it a secret."
Shego sighed and rolled her eyes, "I know that but it's not why I'm stopping you."
"Then what?"
Shego sighed again, "Let's do it in one condition…"
Kim realizing that she hadn't lost Shego smiled and nods her head automatically, "What is it, I'll do anything!"
Shego smiled, damn you're so good to be true pumpkin, "Divorce with no alimony and I want that in paper."
The smile on Kim's face widened, booyah…I still get a chance! Whew…and I thought I blew it
~oh yeah, good for you, another chance~
"I agree!"
Shego felt relieved as well. She has no idea why but she was supposed to be the victim here this time but 'her' pumpkin agreeing suddenly lifted that heavy feeling on her chest earlier. "And convince your dad not to do that 'announcing it on paper' thing, I had too much publicity as it is."
Kim smiled and saluted, "Yes sir!" the red head happily replied and drove off slowly, putting one hand out of the window and waved goodbye to the now smiling green skinned woman.
~you know you almost lost that,~
I know
~well I'm waiting…~
For what?
~ahh…for the thank you?~
Oh you're welcome!
Shego smiled to herself as for the first time she out-witted her inner voice
Chapter 16
"What are you doing?" Anne Possible said trying her best not to roll her eyes on her husband. James Possible was in front of their whole body mirror in their room arranging his black tie. "It's well done honey!"
"But it looks crooked," James said trying to pose here and there looking at his image at the mirror at all sides.
"James!" He stopped and looked at his wife, "The way you are acting, its as if you're the one getting married!"
James' shoulder dropped, "I want to look good for Kimmie-cub since this is her special day!"
Anne smiled, stepped closer to her husband and kissed his lips, "You look wonderful okay? I'm sure Kimmie would think so too."
"You think so?"
"Well if she isn't too nervous about how she looks like, she would."
James frowned but stopped what he was doing.
So yes, it had been a hectic week for the Possibles. Grandpa Son came in 4 days early. Kim's Nana followed on the same day but at night time. The other Possibles and Kim's friends were all invited to the ceremony. Kim tried her best to get Shego to invite her brothers to the wedding but the green skinned woman was adamant that if her brothers come, she'll run and forfeit their contract, which shut up the red head. Dr. Drakken was invited and was glad that he would be standing as Shego's father and that he will be the one to give Shego's hand to Kim Possible, his once arch nemesis.
Drakken was a little relieved actually of the turn of events because according to him, Shego was a bit difficult these last years after they decided to go legit, and taking the green skinned woman from his hand was a great consolation. Shego rolled her eyes as her employer bragged about this knowing that the blue skinned man was actually just trying to cover his hurt feeling for being the last to know about her and Possible's wedding.
Kim was able to convince her dad and mom to just drop the announcements to the papers and that her invitation was made through many phone calls made by her, Ron, Monique and Wade. Special invitations were delivered via air mail care of a friend Kim helped during her hero days. Every thing was now ready except for the bride…err groom…err bride…except for Kim.
Kim like her dad was facing her life-sized mirror in her attic room at the Possible's house where she grew up. She was so excited and nervous about this.
~this isn't real Kim, don't get your hopes up~
I know, but this gives me a chance to make Shego fall for me, I mean…yeah we are married in name only but everything will be legal today. The documents, the ceremony…they are all true…so if I could just make Shego see how I really love her, then we could just be a real couple right?
~well good luck to you for that~
You don't seem convinced? You're the voice of reason you're supposed to be the positive one
~I guess Shego's own conscience is getting to me~
Kim looked at her mirror in surprise, what? You're in contact with her inner voice?
~no…I was just saying it to see your reaction and it was a sight to behold~
I think I know now why Shego thinks she's getting crazy with her voice of reason, if hers gets to be like this all the time, I'll probably be too
~aww you're already trying to catch up with her~
Kim didn't reply instead she once again look herself up and down the mirror. She was for the first time wearing a tux. Kim grinned, wow…I so look gorgeous in this
~gorgeous and sexy…you'll get her with those and don't forget the killer smile~
Ah definitely! Kim gave herself at the mirror her most dashing smile.
"Hey KP!" Kim's contemplation was cut short when Ron entered her room, he too was wearing a black tux since he would pose as her groom's man. "Nervous?"
Kim smiled but nodded her head, "Yeah, I'm wearing the pants this time," she said then giggled nervously
"Well it looks kinda good on you," Ron said smiling and then sitting on the bed beside his best friend, "Shego will come right?"
Kim's nervousness rose up, "Well she will, she maybe everything but she's not a liar and she keeps her promises."
"Okay," Ron said sighing as well, "Wow, I can't believe this is it Kim. You're getting married,"
Kim looked at Ron in bewilderment, "This isn't real Ron,"
"Well…you love her and I know for you this is as real as it gets,"
"I know but…Shego…"
"Is just in denial, she likes you if not love you, that at least I'm sure."
Kim nodded her head, "I hope so,"
"So are you ready? Your dad asked me to come here to ask cause he's getting nervous himself."
Kim laughed, "Oh God and this isn't even his wedding, I wonder how he reacted when it was his time."
"Well the way he looked now? He probably fainted during his wedding."
Kim laughed, "Okay I'm ready and be sure to be by my side Ron, I'm not sure what I'll do once I see Shego in her wedding gown."
"Well Monique made it, I'm sure it'll be a blast,"
"If not a torment, yeah,"
KSKSKS
Kim was right all along, her heart skipped beats after beats upon seeing Shego in her wedding dress that was made by Monique. The gown hugged the older and taller woman to all the places needed hugging leaving nothing to the imagination.
"You're nose is bleeding Kim," Ron whispered and giggled when Kim actually reach up to her nose and glared at him when she found the blond ex-sidekick was just pulling her leg, "You got to relax Kim, after this ceremony, Shego is all yours."
Kim smiled nervously, "If that happens Ron I'll buy one Bueno Nacho Restaurant for you."
"Booyah,"
And it was time, Drakken smiled at Kim Possible and politely handed Shego's gloved hand to Kim. The red head reached for it nervously and both women looked each other, "This is it Shego…no backing out now,"
"I don't back out on my words Possible,"
"And I don't back out on mine,"
~well if you planning to actually make Shego fall for you is not backing out on words…then yeah you don't~
"You know what Shego, I think I believe you now when you told me those inner voices could make you crazy,"
Shego smiled, "So it's pestering you now?"
"Sort of…" And Kim's eyes suddenly landed on a very unwanted guest, "Shit…"
And this caused Shego's eyes to widen for once again Kim Possible cursed, "Problem,"
"Yeah,"
"What?"
"The counselor…"
Shego looked back to see a grinning short stubby man at them, "So what's his story?"
"Well he's trying to prove that my marriage is fake I suppose,"
Shego smirked, "He'll get the money when he proved it right?" Shego watched Kim nod. The older woman sighed, okay she's still trying to convince herself she's not in love with Kim but seeing her so down, " Why is this money so important to you?"
Kim looked at Shego, "Well I thought I could go back to doing hero stuff and continuing my education with it."
Shego felt the sadness in Kim's voice and no matter how hard she tried to stop it, she can't help but feel for the woman. "Let's do this then Kimmie, let's give him a show he won't ever forget?"
Kim looked up at Shego and smiled, "Yeah,"
And they marched towards the podium.
-End Part 8-