Story: Taming Shego (chapter 3)

Authors: Handj

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Chapter 3

A/N: Why do birds suddenly appear? Every time you are near, just like me they longed to be close to you. Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by, just like me they longed to be close to you, on the day that you were born the angels got together and decided to create a dream come true, so they sprinkle moon dust on your hair of red and starlight in your eyes so green!

Okay that doesn't sound right! The song was Close to you by Carpenters, I did some tweaking of lyrics in the end to fit Kim's description but as it is…it was never meant to be, sounds awful! Anyway here is part 3.

Taming Shego Part 3

Chapter 5

Kim's jaw opened and closed as she stared at the Afro-American boy who was silently looking back at her

"Kim?" Wade was wearing a worried look on his face; worry not for him but for his friend who seemed to be in a catatonic state after hearing the news...well if not for Kim's clamping and opening of her jaws, Wade would have declared Kim in catatonia. (Catatonia)"You're making me nervous Kim so please...please give me a sign..."

"She...Shego...I..."

Wade exhaled a breath he didn't know he was keeping, "Okay Kim...breathe in, breathe out..."

Kim's shocked mind jumpstarts due to Wade's voice and the red head pulled the kimmunicator closer, "Lilian Pandora is Shego, you're not just pulling my leg Wade aren't you?"

The genius boy shook his head no, "I can't do that to you, you know that,"

Kim bowed her head in embarrassment, "Sorry Wade."

Silence

"This turn of events pose a lot of problems for us, one: let us hope that Shego don't get a wind of this or you'll be expecting a major fight here Kim, second: If Shego learns of the reason why you suddenly announced to the world..." The look Kim gave Wade when he said about the nature of announcement made the Afro-American boy gulped audibly, "Hey, what do you expect? Middleton press was here and you think they won't be outsourcing the rights to other stations?"

Kim let out a sigh of defeat, "I think I got some idea as to what you're talking about Wade, but please, give me the run down so I'll know if we both share the same idea here." Kim finally replied, though the strain in her voice could still be heard

"Okay, to continue...if she learns of the reason, she might demand a large amount from you for the 'inconvenience' or worst, she could see that lawyer to tell him that the announcement was fraud and knowing her, she could still make money out of it, third: This is Shego we are talking about and we have no idea what runs inside that green head of hers, fourth: We still have no sighting of her...she's still MIA Kim." Wade stopped to breathe, "Still want more points?"

Kim was stunned to silence.

"I haven't mentioned yet but Shego will probably resort to killing us for announcing to the world her real name, so think..."

Kim raised one palm against her kimmunicator's screen, "I got you're point Wade...I got it."

"Good."

Kim was put to silence for a while before her face broke into a grin,

Wade on the other hand winced after seeing the grin the red head was making, "Ahh Kim...why don't I like the look you have on your face?"

Kim's grin got wider

"And now it's making me wish that I didn't call you up to inform you of these develop..."

Kim looked at Wade, "I just got the greatest idea how to pull Shego from being MIA...plus, this will also shut that lawyer up." Kim said with an evil smirk on her face hitting two birds with one stone...'love it! Kim thought before she said bye to Wade and turned off her kimmunicator without even hearing Wade's last words.

KPKPKP

One of the things Shego likes doing at night is watching Lyn Star's talk show, the show often tackles about people's different lifestyles, it showed her both sides of life may it be on the topic of poverty, glamour, struggles of human beings against sickness and diseases, the ups and downs of being rich and famous, the heart and soul of the third sex barred to the world...these things made Shego feel more human, the show made her feel less of an abomination, less of a freak. So like a prayer, Shego faithfully tuned in to this show.

It was also Shego's habit to not hear of what's next on the show she's watching, her reason was so that the element of surprise wouldn't be spoiled...so this night, a week after visiting her princess, she turned on her large plasma TV and tuned in to her favorite show...

Just for her jaw to slack when she saw who was Lyn's guest for the night.

Let us all welcome with a big hand, Kimberly Anne Possible...the girl who can do anything.

Shego's eyes widened at her princess marching inside the studio, waving her hands to the number of people welcoming the red head. The heroine was wearing a full body, velvet black dress that has a slit on the right side, the slit showed off Kim's creamy legs once she sat on the single couch in front of the couch where Lyn was sitting.

The green woman's slacked jaw widened and Shego would bet her ass, she was currently drooling at the sight of her princess...those creamy legs down and up to those gorgeous, rounded chest, that killer smile etched on her flawless face and that red hair tied up in a bun, those were sights to behold.

"Fuck...kill me now!" She exclaimed as she felt blood flowing freely from her nose.

KPKPKP

"Hello." Kim greeted the audience before focusing her attention to the woman opposite her,

"Wow," Lyn exclaimed before smiling at Kim, "It's not every day that the world can see Kim Possible in this attire."

Kim smiled sweetly, "I was having a problem choosing what to wear here...glad I got help with that department." she looked at the camera and waved a hand, "Thanks Mo!" she said

"Oh...so this Mo woman must be a friend?" Lyn asked smiling

"Oh yes...one of my best friends actually. Well you see my motto seemed to only apply with the mission thing and it doesn't include the art of dressing and cooking..."

Lyn smiled widely,

"Oh...but it of course includes my love life, Kim Possible the girl who can actually do anything including..."

"Including the capacity to turn the world upside down with just one announcement?" Lyn finished for Kim and this brought everyone including the red head to laugh.

"Yeah...yeah that too," Kim admitted with a blush,

Lyn turned to her viewers and smiled then looked at Kim, "Hey if I was into girls, I would have been there yelling for you to pick me too." she joked

"Ha! Then I would have announced your name then! That would be less problem for me,"

Silence except for some low keyed noises from the audience area.

"Tell us Kim..." Lyn leaned forward a little, "Is it okay for me to call you Kim?" the host asked

"Yes please and thank you."

"Oh...one of the famous Kim Possible's catchphrases, how nice to hear them here at our show..." The words Lyn uttered brought the fans inside the studio to clap their hands for the red headed heroine. Lyn raised one hand to the air making the people stopped their clapping, she smiled at the audience before looking at Kim with a serious look on her face, "Will the great Kim Possible then tell the world right now, what's the sitch?" Lyn Star asked with the well practiced smile on her face

The famous talk show host using Kim's well known catchphrase earned 'woots' and whistles from fans, "Wow...the phrase suits you," Kim joked causing the female host to laugh, "But anyway...here's my sitch..."

KPKPKP

Mr. and Mrs. Doctor Possible were on their couch, enjoying a peaceful night, their sons Jim and Tim were currently on their friend's house for some overnight fun which the parents hope will not cause them any problem 'ahrm' girl problem 'ahrm', so to celebrate their peaceful night the wife and spouse decided to watch Anne's favorite talk show, A Night with Lyn Star, the two readied a bowl of popcorn, two mugs of hot coco-moo with matching marshmallows on top. They sat comfortably on the large couch with Anne resting her back on her husband's side. James Possible's one arm resting peacefully around his wife's shoulder, the medical doctor/neurosurgeon turned on their large TV set and tuned in on Lyn Star's night show and the two got the shock of their mid-life...

There on the screen was their daughter telling to the world her 'sitch'.

KPKPKP

It takes a lot of things...no more than a lot of things to make one green skinned, evil and cranky woman to faint...and it seemed Kim Possible was all it take for that happen...

Chapter 6

Five minutes ago

Shego came back from her personal bathroom with a tissue inserted inside one of her nostrils, her face was flushed and she had her index finger and thumb resting on the root of her nose, a universal motion for someone trying to stop nose bleeding. A small smile crept on her face as she realized how her mind got dirty when it comes to her princess, pumpkin, cupcake, kimmie...whatever she calls The Kim Possible especially on rare moments like this where her red head was stunningly beautiful right there in front of her...

Well her almost life size plasma TV made it possible to have the red head right there in front of her.

~haha, you really have it bad for princess!~

"Shut up." Shego said to no one but herself, "I don't have it bad for Kimmie it's just that..."

~and yet here you are nursing a bleeding nose, way to say that you don't feel anything for that red head.~

Shego slumps her shoulders and decided not to sit on her favorite couch to calm her nerves, and decided to ignore the irritating voice in her head that fondly calls itself her conscience.

~what no remarks? No violent reaction?~

The green skinned woman squinted her eyes before once again focusing her attention to the red head who was now exchanging pleasantries with Lyn Star.

"Will the great Kim Possible then tell the world right now what's the sitch?" Lyn Star asked before the crowd went a bit wild upon using Kim's catchphrase

"Wow...the phrase suits you." Kim joked causing the female host to laugh, "But anyway...here's my sitch..." Kim then shifted her focus from Lyn Star to the audience, actually if you were one of those televiewers, Kim seemed like she's focusing her eyes on you as if she was telling her story not through a televesion set but directly to you...

Personally.

"About six years ago I and my friend Wade Load, along with my best friend Ronald Stoppable started a website so that I could get some baby sitting job. I was asked to make a motto that I think would best fit me and I remembered my own father's teaching, anything is possible with a Possible and through that, I used the phrase The Girl who could do anything, a miss-sent message to my website started my hero days and from there... Kim once again looked at Lyn Star with a sweet smile on her face, a testimony that the red head was reminiscing her not too distant past. Lyn Star nodded at the red head signaling Kim to go on, "I guess everyone here and the rest of the world knows what happens next." The red head faced the audience and smiled the sweetest.

Shego's hand that was raised to her nose dropped on her side and she could feel the sudden tightening of her chest accompanied by fast breathing, "What the fuck is Kimmie up to? What is she doing?!" she said loudly as if there's someone there to answer her question

~I think I know what Kimmie is doing...she's trying to pull you out of your self- imposed seclusion!~

Shego's face darkened when she realized that her own inner voice must have a point, "FUCK!"

KPKPKP

Kim Possible was looking at the audience, she could clearly see the anticipation on their facial expressions and that somehow doused the flame of what she was about to do, Oh my God...I...I'm going to lie, but...I...I can't lie! Kim thought to herself

~you're not going to lie, you're going to confess and there's a big difference between lying and confessing.~

Confess? Whatever do you mean by...

~don't play dumb Possible, we both know that you are in love with Shego and that this is the best way to let her know about your true feelings.~

Me in love with Shego?

~aha, those nights you cried yourself to sleep because Shego decided to leave without even saying goodbye? Those days you visit places where you went with Shego whether she was good or bad? The times you sneaked in Drakken's abandoned lairs so that you could at least get a feel of the green skinned woman? Aren't they clear enough to clue you in that you are head over heels in love with her?~

Am I?

I bet my ass honey, you are.

The internal dialog between Kim and her inner voice took quite some time and the lull seemed like deathly silence for the audience and for one green skinned woman.

"Kim?" Lyn Star called Kim's attention

The red head looked at the host and smiled, a determined look in her eyes, yes...I am in love with Shego,

~the problem now honey...is Shego in love with you?~

Kim nodded at Lyn and then once more faced the audience, I'll deal with it, I can do anything.

~should that include taming Shego?~

Absolutely! Kim opened her mouth...

KPKPKP

"And during my times of fighting villains after villains I did found myself. I realized who was Kim Possible, the girl who could do anything and before I knew it, I fell in love with the most unlikely person."

Shego's breath hitched, "Damn Possible! What are you saying...you lying son of a bitch!" the shout didn't do anything good for her ragged breathing, her body needs to release something to ease the feeling of tightness, she needs to vent, she needs to plasma fry something but what?

"While browsing on the many names and resumes, it hit me that marrying someone I really don't know would mean me being tied to that person eternally and my heart and mind won't accept the fact that I have to sacrifice my own happiness for something petty as inheritance."

KPKPKP

Wade who was watching spewed the drink he just drunk on the table in front of him and his mother, "What the hell is Kim doing? Shego will kill her!"

"What are you talking about Wade?" Mrs. Load asked her heavily sweating son

Wade looked at his mother, "Mom, prepare your things we are going on vacation! Pronto!" Wade said

"What?" Mrs. Load asked in bewilderment, "That's too sudden and where are we going at this time?"

Wade grinned, "We are going to the moon!" Wade said before standing up and running to his room

Mrs. Load stood up and followed her retreating son through her eyes, "Get back here young man and explain to me what is happening and tell me what mess you're into!"

KPKPKP

"I'm sorry for misleading everyone who has come on the day of my announcement, but my heart belongs to one person..."

"May I cut in?" Lyn Star said interrupting Kim's announcement

"The FUCK!" Shego hissed as her breathing becomes more ragged from anticipation,

"Does it mean that Lilian Pandora Gonzalez is not the right woman..."

Commotion from the audience

Kim smiled and shook her head to the side, "Lilian Pandora is the one who actually hold my heart captive."

"Then..."

The problem with being alone in a house is that you don't have anyone you can actually vent out to, "I'm going to kill you Possible! I can't believe you could lie with a straight face!" Pause, "On the damn television!" Shego shouted, her whole body was shaking as she focused her eyes on the television set

"And the problem was that she left without even saying goodbye, she disappeared in my life." The sad noises made by the audience made Kim Possible's confession more dramatic,

Kim's face was focused by the camera as she said her ending statement, "So if you are watching right now...Shego...please give me another chance." the contrite look on Kim's face was overcome by the gasping sound coming not only from the audience but from Lyn Star herself.

Shego didn't hear her plead and didn't saw the contrite look as she felt her world spin around from realizing that her real name was suddenly announced to the world by no other than Kim Possible. Shego's world plunged into darkness and all one could hear was the loud banging sound from Shego's body falling on the ground...unconscious.

KPKPKP

And if you think it was only Shego who fainted from Kim's declaration, Anne Possible was now kneeling on the floor, in her arms was the unconscious form of James Possible.

KPKPKP

"Ah...did KP just lie on television?" Ron asked Monique, he and the black beauty were watching Kim at Lyn Star's show. They were both notified by Wade about Kim's plan but there was no detailed information as to what the red head wanted to do in the show

Monique looked at Ron and shook her head, "You weren't paying much attention Ron, from the look on Kim's face, she wasn't lying."

Ron thought of it for a moment while watching Kim's facial expression as Lyn Star bombarded Kim with questions not only from her but from the audiences present and around the world, "Yeah...that look Kim has, she's not lying..." Ron looked at Monique with wide eye, "The...Kim is in love with that Pandora?!" Ron shouted

Monique nodded

"Who is actually SHEGO? Green skinned, fire spewing woman with a capital E-G-O, EGO?" Monique nodded again, "That SHEGO?!" Ron was to make a fainting action when Monique stopped him,

"Don't you dare over react Ron or I'm going to kick your ass!" Monique warned,

Ron sat again and nodded meekly, "And now everyone know Shego's secret..." and another realization hit him, "MONIQUE!" Ron stood up pacing, "Shego will kill Kim! She spilled to the world Shego's real name!!!"

"Oh my God..."

Without turning off Ron's TV, the two hurriedly went out of Ron's apartment, and using Ron's scooter, they hurriedly went to the studio where Lyn Star's show is being conducted.

-End Part 3-

Omake: Dedicated to MasterXellos

Hego: (Sitting on his blue chair inside Go tower)Uh...did Kim Possible just announced Lily's name as her soon to be wife to the world two times?
Mego: (Standing behind one of the Wegos who are watching the chaotic show)Yeah, isn't it obvious dumbass?
Wego 1: (Look at Mego) It won't come true! (Wego 2 nodded his head in agreement)
Hego: (Stood up) Kim Possible should wed Lily! It must come true! (Said loudly then looked at Wego 1) Why do you say that it won't come true?
Wego 2: (grinned) because three times the charm! If Kim Possible announced Shego's name three times then they will be wed!
Silence
Hego: (Smiled as a light bulb ignited in his head) Then we must make Kim Possible announce it to the world thrice!
Wegos: Yeees! (Making a punch to the air motion)
Mego: (Frowning) Why do you want this marriage to push through? Should I smell something fishy here?
Hego: (grinned again) Then Shego will go back to saving the world and we could form Team Go once again!
Mego: (Hit Hego on his arm) Dumb ass! Let Lily hear you say that and you'll never know what will hit you!
Hego: (Grin wider) I don't have to say it, Kim Possible will do that for us!
Wegos and Mego: We are so out of this!
Hego: (Watch his brothers walked away from him) Hey guys...aren't you excited about rebuilding Team...
Wegos and Mego: Not in your lifetime!!!
Mego: Dimwit!

-End Again-


 

[End notes:

A/N2: I’ve finished writing until chapter ten of this, of course they are written in journal form at my deviantart account, those who are a bit impatient as to where the story goes could go there and see the journals (warning: they are not numbered but you’ll get what’s next and what’s not). I edit the journals I entered there myself so don’t expect a perfect grammar here, I don’t have beta since I’m an impatient writer, hehehehe. Okay that’s it, toodles!

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