Story: Purely By Chance (chapter 4)

Authors: XxDollXx

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Chapter 4

Title: Make up, Baloons, and a Caramel Apple; Chapter 11

[Author's notes: yandare - a person who outwardly seems to be cold and/or cruel, but is truthfully a softy.
Aho - in area’s like Tokyo, it is a major insult along the lines of “retard”, but in areas like Osaka, “aho”’s along the lines of “baka”, and “baka” is along the lines of “retard”.
saa - now]

“Oh, girls! Come ‘ere for a sec!” Tereya’s dad yelled from the other room. We both made it to the doorway at the same time, and both stopped. Tereya glared at me, then continued walking. Ignore the Medusa-wanna-be, Uru. Just ignore her… Then I followed suit. Tereya plopped her self down in the recliner, and myself on the couch. “Well, you both knew that we couldn’t pay you and all, so, luckily, we got a free circus ticket!” Tereya rolled her eyes behind her dad’s back. “Goodie! Will there be clowns their and cotton candy?” She asked sarcastically, obviously know both would be there.
Her dad not taking the hint of sarcasm, just nodded. “Well, buying them for all of us would cost way too much, so we just took the free one and bought another for Urusai, seeing as she helped out!” Tereya huffed under her breath, “dammit! I knew I should of done this by myself…” Her dad ignored her.
Wish my dad did that! I accidentally said “fuck” after slamming my hand in the door really hard one time, and I was miserable. (My video-games and music got confiscated for a month.) Either way, he continued.
“Now I’m trusting you both to be mature, and responsible,” Tereya looked up from her nails and at me, giving me a sarcastic smile. “and on your best behavior.” I looked back at her, giving her the same smile. “Now, it’s next week, so let’s set up what’s happening when.”
We discussed some stuff. Boring stuff about fun stuff. Tery’s dad would come pick me up at nine am, and then drop us off with 25 buck’s a piece for rides and stuff. We’d bring lunch as not to blow money, which Tereya would make and bring. Her dad would then pick us up at nine-thirty pm and drop me off at home, spare cash to be handed over.
That was next Sunday’s schedule. From nine am to nine-thirty pm was up to us, although the show was at twelve. After that discussion, Tereya attempted to kick me out several times, but I continuously ignored her. I should get a thumbs up. (I’m scared to say pat on the back, because Tereya attempted to smack my back several times with one of those, “So, buddy, HOW ya DOIN’?” Hard smack on the back on each capital word. She never actually said that though…
Only one thing to do now; ignore Tereya the best I could until Sunday, hope on Sunday she doesn’t poison my lunch, and wait until Sunday. Ha-ha…ha….. Mmnn….
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OH MY FUNKING GOD-ES-NESS!!! I’m still alive! And I haven’t said ONE word to Tereya all week! She didn’t threaten me with the “you busted my necklace” thing either to get me to talk! I’m still A-li-ha-ha-ive!!! WHOO!
I was planning on eating a big breakfast just in case Tereya tried to poison me. Just in case. I had on a plain white shirt and black skinny jeans with a black snap-bracelet. My hair was in a high ponytail with some pieces down in the front. Simple and cute. Wonder what Tereya’s wearing… “Uru? HEELLLOOOOO???”
“H-Hai!” Nii-chan rolled his eyes. “Now for the third time, bagel, cereal, or eggs and toast?”
“All of it!” I said with a smile. He looked at me like I was an imposer. “Nani?” I asked. He shook his head. “Tereya isn’t a boy and got you prego right? You sure want to eat a lot, even for you, considering how much I make and all, and you know that.” I nodded. (two bowls of cereal, and entire carton of eggs and five pieces of toast, and three overly-creamchesed bagels.) “No, and yes. I don’t feel like being poisoned is all.” He kept giving me the “YOU IMPOSTOR!” look, while I sat at the table. I finished eating right when Tereya rang the doorbell. I jumped up and walked over to the door. (It’s weird I know, our front door in the kitchen, with a porch and everything.)
Tereya had on another shirt that made her chest look good that was dark blue and with a pair of ripped jeans. She had her teal phone on a strap with some logo around her neck, too. Her hair was half up and half down. I also noticed the studs in her ears. She had more than one hole in each ear. “Let’s go, mutt.” Was the first thing out of her mouth before I even got the door all the way open. “Uh, right! Bye Nii-chan!” I called because he had finished before me, retreating to the living room. “Bye, Uru!” He called. I shut the door and followed Tereya to her dad’s car. I had this nagging feeling Sori would be over today while I was gone…
She sat in the front of the car, and I the back, obviously.
Tereya was bouncing her foot, which was over her leg, to whatever she had playing in her ipod. Her dad had some weird sounding stuff playing. Not in a good weird (for me anyway) either.
We got out of the car once we got there, and Tereya tried to pretend to forget my lunch. “Tereya.” Tereya spun around like a grade-schooler. “Yes father?” He handed her my lunch. “Either take both, or you’ll have share yours- and I’ll ask if you did. If not, you get no dinner, so I suggest you take it.” She made a face, then took it. “Fine- only because mom’s making something really good tonight.” She took it and ran off. “Hey, Urusai.” He grabbed air near me. I turned back around. “Yes?” He waved me over with his finger and I came over. “Don’t let her boss you around okay? I know she may seem like a big egoistic jerk sometimes, but trust me on this, my kid’s a total *Yandere.” I nodded. “Yeah, I’ve seen it. But then she’s even more of a jerk afterwords.” He nodded. “It’s only to cover up the fact that she was nice. Don’t let her fool you or get to you, okay?” I nodded, hearing Tereya yell at me to hurry up and stop plotitng with her father against her. He gave me a “see?” smile, then let me go.
I ran over to her.
“ ‘Bout dang time. It was gonna be our turn soon.” I nodded. “Sor-” crap. Wasn’t gonna talk to her. She eyed me funny, then started to hum “Mugen no Hikari”, her headphones still in. When it was our turns, she took them out. She gave then the two tickets and our hands got stamped. The guy looked bored, but then he probably saw Tereya’s boobs, cuz he perked up when it was our turn. “Would you like a map?” He offered. She shrugged and held her hand out, her face looking the other way. The way he held the map, I could tell he was going to pretend to hit her chest, so I grabbed it instead. Tereya looked at me, realizing I had snatched it. She glared at me, rolled her eyes, then started walking. The guy at the counter glared at me, but I just growled at him, his big mouse ears twitching. He tried to hold his own but had accidentally took a step back, which was all I needed to leave, because simply, I had won.
BACK OFF MY TERY BETCH!!!
Fin! Yay! I won! I walked past the rotators, and found Tereya filling out a lost child ticket. I raised an eyebrow. I looked over her shoulder.
I felt my eyebrow twitch. “What the HELL are you doing?!” She just briefly looked at me, then went back t the ticket. “In case you get lost. My phone numbers on here for them to contact if you get lost, and your, what? 12?” I wanted to bite her. “Sixteen.” She looked at her boobs and poked them, then looked at my chest which was flatter than her’s, and giggled. “You shut up! You have like, what? 80 years on me?” Her ear twitched. “No. You have years on me. I’m fourteen. Fifteen soon, so nnn!” on the “nnn” she had stuck her tongue out at me.
AWWW! Shit! Thank the gods my birthday had already passed, or we’d be two years apart! Still, for being fourteen, she had big ass boobs. I kind of wanted to come up behind her and grab her while she was filling out the rest of that stupid form… “Nee?” She turned around to me, my mind still being on her boobs, noticed that they bounced. “N-Nani?” I could tell my face was red, and I knew I needed to move my eyes or I’d get smacked…
Crap. Too late. Her eyes followed mine down to her chest. She smirked and walked closer to me, which made me back up. She grabbed the collar of my shirt, and got close enough to push her chest against mine. I froze. She was a little shorter than me, now that she was this close… I could feel her breath on my lips…
God I wanted to attack her- and not in the “make you bleed” way- wait, that way can make you bleed too… EITHER WAY! You get the point. I wanted to to naughty things to her right here and now on that damn table with the lost child forms in front of everyone.
REALLY bad.
I caught myself groping in the middle of the night to thoughts of her. I felt awful afterwords for some reason…
OFF TOPIC! Back on track…
She pushed her chest really hard against mine. If I was a guy, I’d be harder than a diamond, and seeing as I was a girl, I just bit my lip as not to moan in public. “You jealous? You want these? Or were you being a disgusting dog again and thinking like trash would about my body?” I opened my mouth as to lie (seeing as those were my thoughts) but she cut me off. “Show me a good time today and maybe I’ll reward you. How’s that? I mean, I’ve been thinking since you stopped talking to me all week. Maybe I’ve been doing this wrong. Instead of threatening you, I could reward you in small ways. You’d be more likely to listen that way. So, how’s that?”





Is it okay to go in a public bathroom and masturbate really loudly? No? Didn’t think so. “Your just screwing with me again, aren’t you?” She tipped her head. “I don’t know, am I?” I pushed her off with force, but not roughly. “If I’m in a good mood, and that works out well for you, you’ll just say it’s because I want whatever the hell you think I want from you!” She shrugged and held out the lost child ticket. “Here. Don’t get lost or it’ll put a damper in my mood, which won’t be good for you.” I snatched it, and as soon as she turned around, I trashed it.
Ruin YOUR mood, Tereya? Really? Well, I just might because now I’m pissed.
I
Don’t
Get
Her!
I followed her, not in a “willing to face the devil’s incarnation” mood anymore. “Hey, mutt, what do you want to do first? I never can pick. Rides, attempt the games for prizes, walk around the food court to decide on what we want later, animals… Can’t pick.” I was too pissed for anything. MAYBE I could tolerate rides. So, “Rides.” She clasped her hands together and turned to me, and I swear her eyes were sparkling. “They have a new one I want to go on! I forgot about it!” She dragged me all the way to the ride she want to go on, paper Urusai in the wind. “Um, Tereya, don’t we have to buy tickets first?” She stopped, turned around on one foot, then ran the other way. “Excuse me, how many can we buy with 25?” The lady leaned into the mic to reply.”25 tickets.” She turned to me. “Give me a dollar.” …Hn? “What? No! Why should I?” She crossed her arms. “unless you want one less ride than me, feel free. If not, cough it up.” I handed her a five. She gave me
My four back, along with my 13 tickets. “Okay. Let’s not waste ‘em all now, okay?” Wow, she was really excited. I’d be okay with it if she hadn’t ruined my mood. She hauled me off to this big looking ride that, uh-oh…
Right now, I’m praying I don’t vomit…
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I ran to the nearest trash can and hurled. Tereya was giggling hysterically at me. “That’s why I didn’t eat much. Yo looked like a green balloon ready to pop!” She laughed at me, not in a evil way, but in a annoying grade schooler way. She calmed her self down and walked over to me. “You okay?” She started rubbing my back. I just looked at her. She giggled again and moved my hair. “Here. I don’t want it in your hair- ‘cuse then I’d have to smell not only you the entire time, but your vomit.” I glared at her as I gagged again. She gave me a gentle smile. “It’s okay.” I glared at her again. “Who are you and what have you done with my Tereya?”


…SHIT!!! I said “my”- hn? She was giggling at me… “Today I hid her in a deep dark place, and replaced her with me. Is that okay, mutt?” I just eyed her. “Lesse go!” She said, smacking my back so hard I almost fell over the trashcan.
Yup. She was still in there. I started to follow her. Truthfully, I would of loved to be more into this, but the part of me that would have been mildly skeptical, if I was in a good mood, was now blaring sirens and car-crash noises. “Hey, mutt! Look! I want one! Aren’t they cute?” I walked over to see what she was looking at. It was this weird looking stuffed, um, animal(?) with big blue eyes. “Um, that thing?” She looked at me. “Please? You have the cash!” I looked at it, then at her. “First off, why?” She looked at it and shrugged. “I like it’s eyes. Their big and blue…” She looked at me, a little more monotone. “Onegai?” She asked still looking at me. I felt like I was missing something here. Either way, I rolled my eyes and sat down, slapping a one on the table. There was a guy with his girlfriend a seat away and a little kid with a mom who was already stressed. A guy sat down last minute and grabbed a gun that squirted water. “Alright, is that all, all of em? All right, and go!” The guy with the microphone yelled. “Come on mutt!” Tereya yelled at me, jumping on my shoulders, making me miss. “Hey, do you want me to win or not!” I was tempted to squirt her. Because of that little set back, I lost, and the guy who sat down last minute won. He looked at Teerya. “Which one?” Her face lit up. “That one!” The guy was either a leopard or a cheetah or something, but either way, the guy was WAYYY older than my Tereya. He looked around his mid-twenty's. What was his plan for the day? To go out and hit on high school girls?
The guy pointed to what Tereya pointed to, then handed her her prize. Now she’s gonna make me carry it around all day, along with our lunches… “I’m Tereya. What your name?”

..Oh, HELL no! “He’s to old to be keeping our company, so we’re leaving.” I said grabbing her arm and attempting to haul her off. I say attempting because she stepped on me so hard I had to let go. “Oh yeah? And how old do you think I am?” I looked up from my foot and eyed him, wondering where I should hit or kick him. “Older than us.” Tereya rolled her eyes. She yanked my arm. “Mutt!” She hissed at me. “Sorry, one second, okay?” She asked him, her voice sounding so sweet it would of made me sick. “Look, you don’t know how to con people do you?” She asked me, bit of a ways from the guy now. I just looked at her a bit dumbly. She sighed heavily. “Look, were gonna blow more money that we have, using this guy, okay? More food, more rides, games, and other stuff, okay?” I looked back at the guy. Now I felt kind of bad for him. “So all I’m asking you- no, telling you to do is to quietly glare as I make him blow money on my cuteness, okay?”
Some part of me was screaming jealousy, while another was feeling pity on the poor guy, and another was laughing at him for being so dumb. She started walking back. “Tereya?” She stopped and walked back over to me. “Yes?” I eyed her chest and looked back up at her. “You know it’s ‘cuse of your chest right? The guy at the entrance was going to pretend to hit them, so that’s why…” She looked at me and sighed.
Not admitted. Just like a mother would to her kid that had eaten a snack that was intended for them, but not at that moment, and they had denied eating it, but it was all over their face and hands. “C’mere.” I raised an eyebrow. “Hm?” She waved me over again, now getting a little tensy bit agitated. I walked over cautiously. “Close your eyes.” I shook my head. “Nuh-uh.” She just gave me that “mom” look. She sighed. “Fine.” She kicked the ShHhIiTtt out of my shin. I hopped up and down on it for a minute as she walked away. “I was gonna close my eyes for THAT?!” I called. She turned around to me. “Nope.” Then blew me a kiss. Wait- did that mean- stop it Urusai. Not everyone is a yuri or out to get you. Get over yourself… Gawd!
“…So your name’s Taeru? It’s nice! And you’re a…?” He smiled at Tereya. “Leopard.” She gave him a big smile. “Cool. I’ve never meet a leopard before.” I glared at him- even thought which was what she wanted me to do, it was genuine.
He just looked at me, and then back to Tereya. “What her name?”

…Are you f’in’ kidding me?! I’m right here! I dare him to buy a drink without a top. I DARE him! “That’s ummm… crap! Haha-ha! I forgot!”
…Way to put a damper in my self-esteem, Tereya. He looked at me. I didn’t say anything. “Well?” He asked. “Well what?” I asked. “What’s your name?”
“Now THAT’S how you get someone’s name. You ASK them instead of STARING at them!” He eyed me a bit, then leaned down to Tereya. “Is she on her monthly or something?” He whispered to her. I swear I was going to fucking bite him. Tereya shrugged. “She’s usually like this when she’s not being my lap dog.” She giggled.

…That’s it. “I’m leaving!” I yelled, throwing my hands up in the air. I turned on my heel and started speed walking away from them. “Hey! Where do you think you’re going?” Tereya asked me. “Away from you two!” I yelled, not looking back at her and getting out my ipod. “Wait!” I heard her run up to me and grab my arm. “Let go of-”
“…Urusai…” I just stopped and looked at her. This was her was of being manipulative I just know it. I leaned down and whispered to her, “Then you better ditch him sooner than later.” She looked up at me and rolled her eyes. “What are you a dumb ass? Wait, yeah… Point being, I was going to drop him before the show. It’d be weird if he was staring at me the whole time. Let’s go, aho.”
One ax? $35
Duffie bag? $20
Plastic gloves? $7
Jail time? 10-34 years on account of first case murder (and possibly rape, but they don’t know that)
Peace of mind? Priceless
I put in my headphones and skimmed for something good to vent my pissed-off-ness with. I found “delete…enter” by Miku (Hagane) Hatsune.
A Vocaloid. Hagane’s stuff was good, while regular Miku just bothered me. She was so annoying!
Anyway, Tereya was now convincing the guy to buy us some more ride tickets, lying and saying we only had 25 for the day for both of us. It’s funny how fluent her lies sounded. He bought us both ten more tickets, and Tereya an extra five. (So in total, I had 22, and Tereya had 27 tickets) She then dragged us both to the food court and eyed what they had there. I checked the time. It was around ten-thirty. I would have to put up with this for another hour and a half.
Dear, nii-chan, mom, and dad,
I’m sorry you have to read this suicide note, but you can blame it all on Tereya. I entrust my music and video games to nii-chan, and everything else to mom and dad.
Remember, it was all TEREYA’s fault.
Yup. That sounds about right. Now, where can I find a pen and piece of paper? “Hello? Earth to space cadet?” I looked at Tereya who was in my face. “You can’t hear me over those headphones can you?”
“I can. I just chose not to.” She scowled at me then took out my headphones. “Look mutt, I’m getting tired of your attitude. I’ll call my father right now and tell him if you don’t cut it out.”
“What happened to no threats?”
“That was only if you were being a good lap dog, got it you dumb ass mutt?” I smiled. “there we go.” She looked shocked and confused. “H-Huh?” I put the headphones back in and changed the song. “I get worried when you don’t act like yourself.” For my sake anyways… >.> “I feel like your plotting something, so I like it better when your upfront with me about what you want. And if you really want me to listen, I suggest just doing what you usually do, because the “rewards” you talk about, make me a bit scared and not want to listen.” She just looked at me. “Wait right here, then when I come back start running, mutt.” I nodded. She went over to Taeru, got our lunches and her prize, whispered something in his ear, then started backing away slowly. She then turned and started sprinting. I realized he had his eyes closed and was counting.
Nice. Cliche, but nice. I turned and ran, taking the stuffed thing from Tereya to make it easier for her to run.
It was funny, because I had “Romeo and Cinderella” by the Kagamine twins playing, which sings about running away from a Romeo and Juliet type scenario, and longing for each other. (physically and emotionally.)
I heard Tereya laugh as she kept running. “I told him to count to one hundred, and if he trusted me to still be there and kept his eyes closed the whole time, I’d give him something! Ha-haha!” I laughed at that one too. Wow men are dumb. I looked and saw a maze house not to far. I gently pulled on her arm towards it. She slapped two tickets down as I continued running inside. “Can we leave our stuff here for a minute?” I asked the girl running the counter. She nodded as we dropped our stuff down.
We did a bit of zig-zaging and grabbing each other to go a different way, and whenever that happened, there was no, “No, I’m going this way” or “This way, mutt!” It was just “oh, switching ways I guess”. We didn’t actually say that, but you get the idea.
The maze was dark, and the walls were some deep shade of either black or red, and looked like they were covered in cloth. We reached a dead end, but I just ran to it and slammed my back against it, Tereya running into me intentionally. She giggled a bit as we tried to catch our breath. She buried her face in my neck as she breathed. “Hey. Do you think it’s weird for me to be nice sometimes? That it’s THAT out of my character?” I looked down at her. “No. It’s fine.” I moved some of her hair out of her face. She just looked at me. “Nee?” She waved me closer. I leaned down towards her. “Hn?” I felt her kiss my cheek, then whisper, “I’m having fun.” I let my head fall back and hit the wall with a loud thud, then slid to the floor with her. We sat there for a minute, doing nothing but catching our breath. “Good… That’s good…”
I didn’t freak out over the kiss because I knew something mean was going to come after it. It may not be in the same day, but it was coming. But still… It did feel nice… I cupped her chin and then put my forehead on her’s and closed my eyes. “Hey, can I ask you something?” I opened my eyes. “Sure. What?”
“Um… You can’t get mad, okay?” I pulled away a bit and nodded. “Well, we never actually talked about it, really, and I totally freaked out on you and probably made you feel like shit and all…” I tipped my head. “Hn?”
“Just-” She sighed. “Just promise you won’t get upset or anything?” I nodded. It was weird for her to ask me things like that. I wonder… “It’s about UsagiRita…” I sighed. Here we go again. “it’s just… well… I WAS there.. And all… You show thing… and my mind went on over load because you wouldn’t let me see you and I thought worse case scenario with UsagiRita, then she kissed you in front of everyone like you were her’s and… and…” I cut her off and kissed her. Even when it was this dark, I could see her face was red. “Your starting to hyperventilate. Calm down. Your stuck with me until you tell on me, okay?” She just stared at me. Were her eyes a bit welled up? I couldn’t tell. She burred her face in my shirt. “Nee? You know I’m selfish and greedy and things that are mine, I want them all to myself… right?” I nodded. “Yeah.”
“Well, I just get mad when I see something of mine being messed with by anyone else… Especially…” There was a bit of a pause. “Things I like a lot…” I hugged her. “And you have issues being honest, don’t you?” I felt her pinch me. “Ow!” She looked up at me and smiled. “Nee, if you were to describe me, what would you say?”
“Well, depends on who I’m telling, 'cuse anything good I might say, I’m afraid you might beat me up!” She giggled a bit. “Fine. Describe me to me.” I looked at her. “Cute, bitchy, a total Yandere character, a bit awkward at times, quiet about how she’s feeling, aggressive, warm, and taste like Eden apple.” She giggled. “So I’m a hot and cold character?” I shrugged. “I guess. How would you describe me?” She looked at me, then just kissed me- on the lips. My face heated. “Like a kiss.” I raised an eyebrow. “Huh?” She kissed me again. I swear if she doesn’t stop I’m going to pass out.
R.I.P. Urusai at age sixteen.
“Sometimes you can be gentle and submissive, other times you can be messy, or rough. You good at expressing how you feel when you don’t know how to say it, but you’re the type of person where what there feeling is all over their face most of the time.” She gently kissed me again. “The stuff you like to do usually needs more than one person,” She kissed me again, “And for some reason I like your straightforwardness too…” I felt her warm tongue slip into my mouth. I heard myself moan.
How could I not? This hot and sexy, cute thing was sitting on my lap sticking her tongue in my mouth. I gently nipped at her. “Nnhh…” She pulled away and stared at me. “…Do you think I’m weird?” I looked at her, licking a part of my lip where saliva was. “No. Why?” The “no” sounded a bit like a question. “Well… Remember when I said to pretend that one day in the office? Well, if anything, your more masculine than me, so do you think I’m weird for taking some initiative?” I shook my head. “No. People don’t know what your thinking, especially guys, so I think it’s good that you do.” She just nodded. “…I’m also sorry for being a bitch to you… I’m probably gonna do it tomorrow too…” I hugged her and stoked her hair. “It’s alright. You have your reasons. Besides,” I kissed her gently for a second. “It’s nice every now and then to have a treat like this.” Her face was red.
We sat there for a minute, then got up. “Alright. Let’s get out of here.” I felt her grab my hand and start walking. “Once we get out of here, you better let go.” I just rolled my eyes, not in a “omg your so annoying” way, but in a “up, she’s back again” way.
I know it’s odd, but I really did prefer her like that- for now anyway. If she could ever be nice and let it stay that way or even if she went back to being mean without adding a layer of extra evil, that’d be fine, too.
We FINALLY found our way out, and guess who was outside of the maze? Yup. Taeru. That annoying leopard. I saw Tereya tense up a bit. “And this is exactly why you don’t do bad stuff Tery. You’ll mess with the wrong person and this is what happens.” I whispered to her. “Lucky I got you here then, huh?”

…I know she is not going to make me take care of it, ‘cuse if she does, I’m so embarrassing her. “Well?” He asked. “Tery, I think he wants his prize.” I giggle whispered to her. She glared at me. “Fine, you give it to him.” She hiss-whispered back. I sighed and looked at him. “Alright Leopard boy. I promise the prize that she promised you will be good, you just have to go after alright?” He just looked at me with a raised eyebrow. I made a “wait” motion to Tereya as I walked over to Taeru. I motioned him to come closer. “You’re a guy. You like yuri right?” He just eyed me, but nodded. “Good!” I said, then danced back over to Tereya. “Nee, Tery?” She opened her mouth to protest me calling her that, but I cut her short with my tongue. Her face heated like the sun as she pushed away. “W-Wha…?” Taeu cut in. “Alright. I’m good. Bu-bye.” And with that I got him to leave.
Oh, Yeah! Uh-huh! That’s twice today I wo- Tereya kicked me. “Ow! What the-?”
“You deserved that!”
“Okay, could you do it after my mental victory dance?” She glared at me. “Victory of what?”
“Of keeping two guys off of you in one day…?” She kind of got scary again, so it ended up being a question. She sighed. “Next time, your not allowed to do that. Or that anytime in public for that matter!” I nodded as I rubbed my leg. “Alright let’s go on a few rides before the show starts.”
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I had nothing in my stomach, but wanted to hurl. When I was little, I went on that thing where you sit in the chair and spin in the air, I screamed to get off 'cuse I felt it coming and everyone found it funny ('cuse they didn’t know why I was screaming like a banchi)- ‘till I puked on everyone.
“Ugh… Tereya, I’m gonna be sick…” I stood over another trashcan, dizzy from the last ride. Tereya had this big grin on her face that said she was enjoying my torment. “Great. Just don’t hurl on me. Now come on! The shows about to start!” She yanked my arm as hard as she could and hauled me off the the tents. I was grateful to be sitting, then Tereya made me buy us cotton candy and candy apples while I was still out of it. “But weren’t we supposed to NOT blow this money on food?” She rolled her eyes. “How do you expect me not to? We’re also buying fried dough later too- and lots of it!” My grandfather had once said, lose twenty pounds walking around, and gain thirty by eating all the crap they had here. Ah, well. I started munching on my cotton candy, and Tereya on her candy apple.
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The show was interesting, and the lion tamer was hot. “Alright now we need two volunteers!” Tereya quickly shoved her candy apple in the plastic case, and raised my hand. “She’ll do it!” She yelled. “Do you two know watch other?” We both looked at each other and kind of shrugged. He waved us both down.
Tereya shrugged again and hauled me down on stage. “Now I’d like you to get one object out of this box that is the exact opposite of this person.” Tereya dove for the box and found a frilly, pink, princess hat. “Oh, Hell no I’m not wearing that.” The audience laughed at me. Tereya just gave me a look, like “betch, your gonna have to and you know it!” I had a hard time, seeing as Tereya was so bi-polar about herself. Then I found something. Make-up. I could make her look funny. She’s never really funny. She’s either sweet or evil. They I found a crazy looking out fit. That would be better. “Have you decided?” I nodded. Tereya made a face at what I picked. “You’ll blend right in.” I said to her. I could tell she was going to beat me later. “Alright. Now, I ask of you to put on the outfits. If you’d like, there’s a changing room in the hall there and I could do a little magic in the mean time.” Tereya yanked my arm. From what I could see of her face, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say she was smiling, but because I did, it was a smirk.
She shoved me into the room and her self after. “Now don’t get all hot and heavy over my underwear and bra.”
I turned and stuck my nose in the air. “Che…” But even so… My eyes couldn’t help wander…
They were pink and lacy… Nnnn… I discreetly shook my head and started stripping. I just had dark blue girl boxers on with a matching bra. I heard Tereya whistle. “Wh-What?” I asked.
She shook her head. “Nondemonai. It’s just odd to see a street dog can find a matching set.” Talking about my bra and underwear. “Well I think it’s odd that neko’s can’t ware any NORMAL stuff. It’s either lacy, sexy, or both.” Tereya approached me. Her bottoms were kind of on because it was a jumper. Were her underwear that low before? Kami-sama I think I’m drooling… She ran her fingers up my chest. “It’s also funny how you always look. Seeing as you said that, what are they this time?” I felt her push up against me. I have the urge to bleat like a sheep…
“Lacy, and you’re attempting the other one.” She tipped her head. “Oh? How so?” Push… Nnnn… “By…because… um, shouldn’t we hurry up?” I gently pushed her away by her shoulders. She looked at me for a second then laughed.

“I never thought I’d see the day you actually were in a rush to put on a dress! Ha-ha!” I felt my face heat as I messed with it. After a bit of fumbling, I got it on, but I couldn’t get the zipper. “I’m done, so you should hurry up.” She sat down on what looked like an oil drum. “I’m trying to get the zipper, so shut up!” She giggled at me and walked over. “I was gonna let you go out there with it backwards but-“
“It’s backwards?” She nodded. “Agh!” I stripped of it and put it back on- the right way this time. Just when I was about to zip it, Tereya wrapped he arms around me and placed her hand on the zipper, which was near my chest. “Now I’ll help you.” She said into my ear.
“I-I I can get it now…” She smirked at me. “Probably, demo…”
“But wha- Nnn!” She just bit my ear! Not like when we were fighting, but in a, “I wanna do you here and now” bite!
Holy shit!



I’m now 100% okay if I die. I felt Tereya zip the zipper, the entire time her hands on my chest and her soft lips on my ear. I wonder if she could feel my heart racing or my breath quickening… “There. Now let’s go.” She turned around and walked out, her hair wiping me in the face. I followed her out, my knees naturally bending inward because of the dress. We walked back into the stadium and heard a few snickers. I knew I looked ridiculous.

The dress was completely, and utterly pink with one of those retarded, pointed princess hats. Tereya had on a (left) half stripped and half (right) polka dotted jumper. The bas color was white. She also had a funky looking clip on earring that came with the outfit.
“Alright! Now! How is this not like you, uh, princess?” I could tell the magician wanted to laugh at me. I wanted to yell, “Uh, HELLO!!! Tomboy! Thinks she IS a boy! How ‘bout we do a comedy routine were I chance you and try to put YOU in a dress!” But sadly, in stead I said, “I’m a tomboy.” He nodded with an “mm-hm.” He then turned to Tereya and put the mic to her face. “And you?” She shrugged. “Don’t know. Asked her.” He turned to me. I think he was trying to see if he could shove the entire mc into my nose because it was waaaay to close. I pushed it away a bit then answered. “She pretty, but she’s evil! Evil is never funny!” Some people laughed at me. Tereya rolled her eyes. “Apparently you aren’t a stalker or you’d know I’m funny.” It looked like I had just heard up close what someone’s nose breaking sounded like. She rolled her eyes. “You want funny?” She bent into the box and grabbed the make up. “Any ideas?” I pointed to myself, a bit worried. She rolled her eyes, then shot her eyes over to the magician. My eyes grew wide, then my mind started whirring.
I thought, and kept thinking, but the only thing I could get was… “A five-year-olds mess.” She gave me a grin. “Go get out stuff real quick, ‘cuse we’re about to get kicked out.” No one could hear that except me. “Um, girls, could we start now? Hey! Where are you going?” I ran up to the stands and had all of out stuff in our hands. “Could you tell me, what was the point of this exactly? Dressing us up like doufuses?” I yelled to him, then tipping my head. “Wha…? Well, you see, as a magician, I was going to make you act the opposite of your usual selves…” I gaffed at him. No one ever really believed that crap anyway. “Oh, they were probably already pre-selected” or “it’s all part of the act, no point in raising my hand or anything”.
Tereya snatched the mic. “Alright everybody. We’re gonna show you that this isn’t part of an act or pre-selection or anything. They really do pick right out of the audience- and this time, that wasn’t the best idea. By the way, blame that idiot for not calling my funny.” I made a face at her. “*Saa,” She turned to the magician, and beccause he stepped back, I can only imagine the face she gave him. “Wh-What are you- wait, hold on!”
“Yeah! Wait!” I yelled, coming down the stairs. She sighed and turned to me. “What?” I looked at the magician. “What’re the magic words?”
“Um, for the trick, or…?” I nodded. “Flim-flam, shamalama bam…?” I smirked. Funny ryhm already thought of. “Okay. You can go now.” The magician backed away and ran. I ran after him. “Oh, what? You’re running from a girl in a princess costume? Really?” I slightly turned to the audience. “Do I really look scary?” They laughed, some probally thinking it’s seriously still part of the act. I ran him right into Tereya, who was picking up some of our things that I dropped and slapping them right back into my arms, all the while, still ready with the make-up.

I ran him right into Tereya, and they both fell, but Tereya recovered faster. She straddled him (Oh, god, I wish she’d do that to me…) and started going at it with the make-up. She giggled the entire time and fought his hands away. I danced around like an idiot singing in a crappy way, “Flim-flam, shamalama bam! Here’s the crappy magician man! He can’t do a show right, and can’t even fight off a girl with ALL of his might!” while soing a can-can. I had people howling, and they got even louder when Tereya was done. I burst out laughing.
He looked rediculous! It actually HELPED that he struggled. Oh, yeah. It was *ZETAINI a two year olds mess.

Tereya grabbed my arm and ran out with me. “Am I funny now?” I nodded, still running. I ripped the hat off of my head and tossed it behind me. We ran to the nearest bathroom, stripped, ran back out, tossed the clothes, and ran far away from the stadium, hoping we wouldn’t get kicked out. (Or atb least I did…)
We ended up near the rides, and Tereya grabbed my arm and pulled my onto on, having me toss our things. “Tickets!” Tereya tossed the guy our tickets. “Take what you need out of there and we’ll get ‘em later with the est of our stuff, Okay?” We sat down right as the safety things went down above our heads. She was still giggling, and I was out of breathe.
I let me head rest against the back of the seat and just breathed. Tereya grabbed my hand. “You alright? Don’t want the thing that holds all my stuff to get tired.” I rolled my eyes and squeezed her hand for a sec. “Fine. I’m in a better mood now.” She tipped her head. “You were in a bad mood?” I shruged and looked away as the ride started up. I felt her eyes still on me, then she looked away. Just before it started, I heard her mumble, “This entire time I didn’t even consider you not being honset with your feelings around me… It always just seemed like you threw youself out there, so it seems odd to me that you were faking to be okay, even if only for a minute…” I looked over at her as the ride started to tip us upside down. She looked a bit… sullen. Why? Not over me surely. But…

I realized I still had her hand. I intertwined my fingers with her’s, which made her look over at me. I opened my mouth, stuck out my tounge,
And screamed in her face shaking my head back and fourth, then laughed. “We’re on a ride, scream for gods sake! Don’t look like you wanna cry! Come one! I’m not good with that kind of thing! And besides..”
She looked at me funny. “And what?” She yelled over everyones screaming. I looked at her and then ride-screamed. Sje rolled her eyes, then squeezed them shut and screamed too.
In doing so, I felt her hand clutch mine.




…And besides… I don’t like seeing you sad…



“Aha! Ahh… This house smells like dog!” Tereya said, plopping down on my coutch. Sure enough, we got kicked out- only after we blew almost all of our tickets and I got her some more prizes. (A cick working at one of the prize games had a walkie and knew we were supposed to be out of here for that. She quietly called some lovely, brawly men on steroids to escort us out.)
I had nii-chan come pick us up. Her dad would of probally had a coniption, so we fugured we would just go back aoundthe time he was coming to pick us up, or just say it was fine and my brother could drive us.
“If you don’t like it, get out!” I playfully yelled at her, plopping down next to her. She sighed, but she still had a smile on her face. She had fun, even if she didn’t say it. Nii-chan sat down on the coutch acrossed from us with Sora. He sat on his lap and said something to Nii-chan I could make out, but Nii-chan’s reply was “No.”, simply and kindly. “Sorry. You guys probally had plans, huh?” I said. Sora looked at me abit funny and shook his head. “Not really. We were just gonna watch a movie or something. Nothing big. I mean, Ty picked me up in my pajamas! I freaked out! Haha!” I smiled. Sora could be so cute sometimes.
It was quiet for a moment, then Tereya said, “It must be nice…” I looked at her. “What?” She nudged her chin to my brother and Sora. They were just staring at each other and cuddling. I looked back at her. Her eyes were full of loning. She really did want that…

“Um, should we eat now?” I asked her. She snapped out of her tranceand nodded. “Y-Yeah. Um, where’s you kitchen?” She asked standing up. I got up and looked through our things for our probally beat up lunches. “You can eat in here.” I found them and turned back to her. “What if I make a mess?” I handedher lunch to her saying, “And that’s why you won’t.” Her face became tinted with pink as she took it and sat back down. “Y-You sure?” I nodded and sat next to her then turned on the tv. “You guys want the remote, or…?” Nii-chan shook his head. “No. Sora said we were going to watch a movie, but does it really look like we’d pay any attemtion to the movie?”
“I guess not.” He nodded to me, then looked back at Sora. I offered Tereya the remote. “Why don’t you just put in the move they weer going to watch and we’ll watch that. It’s better than channel surfing, then only finding one episode of a thing you like, then goning back to channel surfing.” I shrugged and got up and dug through our movie collection. “It’s under the table, Uru.”
“I guess I should go over to the tabl ethen huh?” Nii-chan nodded, with a, “well, duh, dipshit” look on his face. I grabbed the movie and popped it in, working the from the tv set. “Oh, wow! Our lunches are dead.” I looked over at Tereya’s lunch in her lap. “Wasn’t that bacon already dead?” She laughed a bit. “You know what I mean.” I smiled at her. “Yeah, but sometimes it’s funny to be stupid.” She looked at me. “SOMETIMES.” I smiled and then redirected my attention to the dvd player. “Ty darling, it’s cold.” Sora said. Nii-chan got up with Sora in his arms and went blanket hunting. “Oh! While your hunting for the legendary big one, do you think you could get me the legendary fluffy two set one that buttons down in my top drawer?” Nii-chan nodded. “Will I need a mechete or an m45?” I shook my head. “Bazooka.” He nodded with an, “ah” motion, then went to go get me my pajamas. Tereya looked at me funny. “What? He’s blanket hunting, so I figured he could get me my pajamas. Like Sora said, it’s cold!”
“Well what happens when we have to go back?”
“We got bored and called my brother because we didn’t want to bother your dad. Good enough?” She shrugged. “So what are we watching?” I tossed her the movie case. “Ah. Is it one of those movies where everyone dies except the two people who every thins should be together, even though it’s a slasher flick?” I shrugged. “Probally. Never seen it. But isn’t it funny now a days how they can incorperate romance into to horror films?” She nodded. “One time, I spacifically huntewd down movies like that and made a list. I’m still working on it, but right now I have over 130 movies on the list.” I whistled. “Wow. Well now you have over 131.” She laughed slightly, then said, “Baka.” I smiled lightly and sat back down. “Alright! Time to eat my twice dead over bacon!” I said, putting my fists into the air, then using them to eat. We got about fifteen minutes into the movie before Nii-chan and Sora finally came back. “Took you long enough. God!” I said, snatching my pajamas from Nii-chan. He hand one hand over his mouth and was blushing and avoiding eye contact, while Sora was holding the blanket with both hands, but for everythin else he was doing the same. I made a face like someone just told me our basement had just flooded with shit for the 8th time. (Never actually happened though.) “Oh, please tell me it wasn’t in my bed…” Sora quickly shook his head. “N-No… We were screwing around with the blanket and-“
“DON’T wanna hear this!” I yelled, coverign up my ears. Tereya some how ended up lounging on my coutch and had her face in her hand and said, “I do.” Sora blushed. “You don’t have to tell me everything, but I was just wondering what exactly happened.” I gave her a face. “Tereya! Noooo~~~!” She smirked. “What? I wanna know. It is a problem that I’m a fujoshi?”
“N-No, but… That’s my brother, so it’s gross to hear that!”
“Then cover your ears!”
“What do you think I did!” She got up, covered my ears, and looked at Sora, who bashfully mouthed, “blowjob…” I screamed and ran upstairs yelling, “Ew, Ew, Ew, Ew!” I heard Tereya laughing hysterically. I shuddered. I burried myself under my blankets and whimpered. “Ewww….. Nnn-hhnnn…” I felt someone rap on my head. “knock, knock.” I looked out from under the covers at Tereya. She smiled at me a bit. “Here. Your pajamas.” I took them from her and started to change under the covers. “Huh. Dja-v.” She said as she pulled the covers down. My top was off, and my pj bottoms were on. I looked up at her and blushed at bit. “Sorry…” She leaned in close to me and let her forehead rest on mine. “I had fun… Thank you…” My face was hot. “It wouldn’t of been if I had to carry all that stuff, or if I didn’t get that much money! Man! Do you know how many things you got me! Ha!” She said, looking back at me smugly. I grabbed her face and pulled her close to me. “Stop that.” I said. Her face changed color. “S-Stop what?” She tried to laugh it off. “That. Whenever your being nice, you try to cover it up. You did that when I spent the night at your house, too. Please stop it…” I said, shaking my head. I looked at the bed sheets and asked, “Is it that hard… For you to Open up to someone…? …For you to open up to me…?” I stayed like that for a minute, then looked up at her.

I wonder what’s going through her head right now. Her eyes were wide, and her face was red, and she looked like she was about to cry. She opened her mouth, and her answer… Wasn’t what I expected.
“Yes…” Her voice shook. I looked at her directly, and a bit shocked, and she looked away. “Why?” She bit her soft pink bottom lip and still avoided eye contact. I cupped her chin in my hand and made her look at me. “…It’s easier… For you to just boss me around and cover it up isn’t it? I’ll let you do that for now, but I’m letting you know now, it’s not always going to be like that. One day I’ll get you to open up to me and spill all of your secrets to me. And I mean that.” Then before she could say anything, I quickly kissed her.

Today, she tasted like the caramel apple she had a very long time ago…

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