Story: Moses Doy! (chapter 3)

Authors: Handj

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Chapter 3

Part 3

Lola Basyang: Once upon a time, there was a king who decided to travel the wild mountain to prove that he could survive without the help of his servants. He made all the necessary research and built the most advance vehicle and left his kingdom to embark on his mission. But the king has no idea that he really wasn’t capable of conquering the wild or anything on his own…so after two years of walking round and round…

(Approximately 2 weeks ago)

Huff…Huff…pant…pant…pant

“I can’t believe I forgot to bring a tracking device and a compass with me…now I’m not even sure where I am!” the nasal, irritating voice of a man said as he rants while trekking up the mountain, “I’m out of breath! Curse you Shego!” he shouted and slumped his shoulders when the echo resounded around him, “Where the hell am I? How long have I been walking around this forest…this mountain!” he shouted again and it echoed back again

“YOU THINK YOU’RE ALL THAT!” he yelled at no one in particular and it echoed a different line “BUT YOU’RE NOT!”

He continued his journey but later on stopped and his nose started sniffing…what is that smell? He winced at it and where the hell did that smell comes from? He started searching for the very unruly smell everywhere except himself and didn’t found it

A crow hovered above him making a noise that sounds like “Ack you smell…Ack you smell…” then it flew away

“Damn you Mr. Crow! How impertinent of you to say I smell!” he said raising a fist on the flying bird. But then he put it down when his nose accidentally smelled his underarm, “Damn…that bird is saying the truth!”

Lola Basyang: So King Andrew Lipsky, a.k.a. King Drakken went on to search for a place where he could wash himself. He walked miles and miles to find a body of water that could make him clean…and finally, he was rewarded…

“River! River!” Drakken shouted as he saw a river that was covered by tall shrubs and bushes. He went through it and smiled at the scene before his eyes, “This is what we call heaven!” he said happily

He crouched down to quench his thirst first before he starts cleaning himself. He splashed his face with the water before he drank some. He was in that routine when his eyes caught something

He blinked his eyes several times and when he stopped, the thing he saw was still there…floating on the river, “That…is that a floating golden egg?” he asked no one then an evil grin was pasted on his face, “The largest golden egg!” he shouted as he puts down his bag and decided to get closed to the egg to take it.

So he swam towards it and then pulled the egg to the safety of the riverbank. He frowned when he finally take a good look of the egg…it wasn’t a golden egg, instead it’s a large egg shape container that was made of gold painted brass. He saw that it has hinges on the side so presumed that it could open this probably has treasures inside…

Lola Basyang: So he started inspecting it and…

(Camera stopped rolling as Dr. Drakken stood up and angrily faced the old woman sitting at the rocking chair)

Drakken: Stop narrating you old woman! This is Kim Possible and not some fairy tales!

(Lola Basyang’s eyes widened)

Lola Basyang: I see…so this is not my own TV show? (Drakken shook his head no and Lola Basyang stood up from her rocking chair and shouted) Who the fuck made this major mistake and flew me out of the Philippines?! Fuck you all! Pack up now!

Han Dj: Hehehe…sorry…so on to Drakken’s adventure (Author has to duck as Lola Basyang tried to hit her head with a metal cane then she scampered out

Drakken’s eyes widened when he saw what’s inside the egg-shaped, large container…”Baby...the treasure is…is a baby?!” he screamed

He would have bawled if not for the baby giggling at him and tried to reach out for him. Drakken looked at the baby surprised, the baby actually likes me? He…likes me? Hahaha! “The Baby Likes Me!”

Unbeknownst to him…two sets of eyes were watching his every action

KPKPKP

(Approximately 1 week after)

Drakken has no doubt in love with the baby he was carrying and his simple minded mind (though the genius he was) didn’t even wonder how baby needs pops out of everywhere when he needs it…but then, as life’s normal cycle goes…nothing last forever

One night while sleeping with the baby on top of him, he was visited by a man in his dream

Blue man,” the dream man said

“Who are you?” Dr. Drakken sleeping in his sleep

I am the guardian of that child you have in your arms right now.”

“Are you taking him away from me? I won’t let you!”

No…he cannot come back in our kingdom yet, his life is in danger at the moment and he needed to be kept safe.”

“Oh…so can I keep him?”

At this point? No…after all the researched we’ve made, we have learned that you’re the one our kingdom need to overthrow all the barbarians that wanted to conquer us.” The dream man said

“You…you need…me?”

We know you’re a genius and that you can build us a machine that could stop our conquerors.”

“You want me to build something for you?”

Yes…and because of that, you have to leave the child to someone you can trust…and you shall come with me to my kingdom.”

And before Drakken could answer, the dream ended and he woke up…to find a very large man in front of him. The baby not with him but instead was being carried by young man

“You shall come with us Dr. Drakken.” The huge man said

Drakken stood up and shook his head, “No, But I will after I returned to my lair and leave this kid to Shego.”

The young man replied, “This Shego is the green woman you’re always with?” Drakken nodded his head, “Your lair is the one at Middleton? The one you recently abandoned?” He asked again and Drakken nodded, “Why leave the baby to that woman?”

“Because she’s family and I trust her.”

“You trust her that much?” The young man asked again

“I trusted her with my life, so yes…I do trust Shego. She might be cranky all the time but she’s good and she can protect the baby.”

The two men looked at each other and nodded

“We shall bring you to your craft; you can send it back to your lair with me.” The young man said, “I’ll be sure to drop the baby to your lair’s doorstep and will make sure that the woman you call Shego took care of him.”

And so they did

(At the craft)

Drakken has no idea how to explain the baby to Shego she’s going to kill me once I returned, he thought then he grinned when he remembered something. So he opened his bag and write a check and inserted it on the enveloped he pasted on the box where the baby was

Sorry Shego…but I finally found a place where my talent is very much accepted…I shall return as soon as I can… He thought as he paste the letter to the box. He gave the baby one last look before he said goodbye and sent the craft flying back to his lair

KPKPKP

Shego walked in the small apartment where Kim was staying during her years in Upperton. She tried to hide her laughter when she saw a cabinet full of cuddlebuddies, but still Kim noticed her shoulder shaking

“What’s funny?”

“Nothing princess…” she said turning around to face the red headed woman. The baby in Kim’s arm and sleeping, “At least kid here has something he could play with…”

Kim’s eyes widened, “Oh no…you will buy him something to play with or munch with, but he is not getting any of my collection!” Kim said then she turn around to place the baby on the couch, “We need to shop for baby supplies, diapers, milk bottles, toys, teether…” Kim looked at the baby, “I believe he’s in the age where he will put anything in his mouth because he’s teething.”

Shego frowned, “We had a teether at the lair.” Shego said seriously

Kim thought about it for sometime before she realized what Shego was talking about, “We need teether for human babies! Not for puppies!”

Shego scratched her head, “Those two were different?”

“Hello? Are you going to put something in your mouth that was meant for a dog?” Kim asked disgustedly

“No…but that’s because I know what I’m doing and it looks to me that kid doesn’t know what he’s doing.” Shego reasoned then smiled widely as she saw Kim squirmed at her, “You look cute when you do that princess.”

Kim frowned even more

“So when are we going to shop for baby supplies?” Shego asked

Kim faced her suddenly, “What? You will do the shopping! Not me, I’ll print a list of what…”

Shego’s eyes widened, “Oh no pumpkin! I’m not going to shop alone! What if securities sees me and thought I’m trying to steal something? What will I do?”

Silence

“Okay…you got a point, but there’s no way that I’m shopping alone and you be left here on your own.” Kim argued

“Why? Afraid I’ll steal something from you?” Shego asked

Well for your information…you did steal something from me a long time ago Shego…you stole my heart “and I’m damned!” she told herself, “No Shego, because the baby is your responsibility and you should know what's your responsibility as the baby’s caregiver.” She said then she sat beside the baby and Shego sat on the single couch beside Kim

“Okay.”

Kim looked at Shego, “That’s it? Just okay? No complaint? No argument?”

Shego smiled, “You’re right so what’s there to argue about?”

Silence

Which was broken by the baby’s loud crying

“What the fuck is happening to him now?” Shego asked and then she winced, “And what’s that fucking smell?!”

Kim grinned, “I think he pooped and,” she glared at Shego, “I told you to not swear in front of the baby!”

“He’s asleep!”

“Now he’s not because he’s crying and he pooped!”

Silence and they both looked at the baby. Then Kim scooted out of the couch

Kim grinned at Shego, “Let me go over my things. I might find something to replace that diaper on him with?” the red head said slowly scooting out of the living room

Shego nodded, “Okay.” She then looked at the baby. Kim frowned and hit Shego on her shoulder, “Hey! What was that for?”

Kim pointed towards the baby, “You take that diaper off of him and clean him while I look for something to change him into!”

Shego’s eyes widened in shock…”You mean…I…I took that off…Oh no…” Shego shook her head vehemently

“It’s either that or I’ll just let you take care of him alone…”

“That’s blackmailing Kimmie! And that’s low for you!”

“Not when it gets you to do what you ought to do!”

Shego frowned, “But he’s not just my baby! He’s ours!”

“SHEGO!”

KPKPKP

Shego’s face contorted like it never did before as she tried hard to keep the baby’s butt away from her as possible. She was given a metal basin filled with water and soap, bunch of cottons for use and she’s cleaning the baby fairly well…

She smiled when finally, she was able to remove all the dirt in the baby’s butt, she gathered the smelly and dirty diapers and put it inside Kim’s trash she then went back to the giggling baby and cleaned his butt with a 75 percent isopropyl alcohol, then dubbed the butt with unscented baby powder, all items care of her princess. She then smiled and lifted him up, she then said, “That was nasty! You…you…” Shego cooed at the baby who giggled at her antics

That’s her state when Kim came down with a white cloth and some safety pins, she smiled when she saw Shego happily playing with a butt naked infant, and the infant tried to feed Shego his clean toes, “Now that’s a scene!” Kim said smirking at Shego.

Shego scoffed and then ignored Kim

“Hey!” Kim called out and handed Shego the white cloth but Shego did not took it, “Shego?”

The green skinned woman looked at the red headed one and scowled, “Your turn to dress his butt up. I’m not doing that again, I did the dirty work already.” She said

Kim smiled, “Okay…don’t get angry, I’ll do the cleaning next time.”

Shego looked at Kim, her eyes silently asking the red head “really?”

“I swear Shego!” Kim said raising her right hand to make a ‘promise’ gesture

Then Shego smiled and took the cloth and the safety pins from Kim, “Now how do I do this?” the thief asked

“Here…” Kim said moving behind Shego as she guided the woman what to do

The hell…Shego thought as her body starts to react at their very close proximity, is my heart really this fast? It never runs fast even when I’m battling…oh my…oh my fucking…

“So that’s how…” Kim finished, her hand still holding on Shego’s hand. Shego was looking down at them and this didn’t go unnoticed by Kim so the red head blushed so deep, her face almost matched her hair and she slowly withdrew her hand.

Shego looked back at her, “I…I…” Shego stuttered, “I didn’t get it…can you show me again?” Shego asked and Kim nodded, but instead of doing what she did, she stood and did the wrapping herself

Am I feeling disappointment with princess not…not repeating her actions? What the hell is happening to me?!

“Princess…” Shego called out

Kim looked at Shego who like her was blushing, “Yeah?”

“What’s the kid’s name?”

Kim frowned jeez…why am I expecting another line of questioning? Get a grip Possible! “Didn’t Drakken give you his name?” Shego shook her head no, “Okay…” she looked at the kid smiling at her, “We should probably give him one, we should have something to call him.”

Shego frowned, “What’s the matter with ‘kid?”

“Ah…Shego…Kid is not a name.”

“Of course it is, Billy the Kid…so that’s a name!”

“It’s not a name!” Kim then sighed when she finished doing the baby’s butt cover, “Think again,”

Silence

“Why am I the only one thinking…”

“It’s an honor to name a baby you know. And I give you that honor.” Kim said smiling

Silence as Shego thinks

“I know!” Shego blurted out causing the child to giggle

“hm?”

“He was found under the rain right?”

“Okay…don’t tell me you’ll name him rain Shego?” Kim asked

“What do you think of me? Hego?”

Kim laughed, “Okay, so go on with your logical way of thinking a name.”

“So…he was wet, cold and yet he seemed to like it…he seemed to like water just like earlier while I cleaned him, he seemed to enjoy the water…”

“Oh…so…”

Shego scowled, “I knew of that story where a child was actually found floating on the river…the name is already on the tip of my tongue…wait…” her scowl was that of intent thinking

“You mean Mosses?”

“Wait a minute…don’t interrupt princess…wait…it’s at the tip of my tongue…”

Kim shook her head I never thought Shego will look adorable when she’s like this…jeez, my heart is hammering out of my chest…God!

“Aha!” Shego shouted

It caused the baby to giggle louder and Kim to flinched as she was taken abruptly from her musing

“Mosses! Doy…the name is Mosses!”

Kim then laughed

Shego frowned, huffed, crossed her arms over her chest and glared at Kim, “What’s funny?”

Kim shook her head trying hard to control herself, “No…nothing Shego…its just…its just you suddenly reminded me of Drakken!” Kim said then she once again laughed her heart out

“Princess?” Shego said menacingly

“Sorry…” Kim said once she stopped laughing, “I…I guess we should head to the mall to buy Mosses his needs

At that Shego smirked at her

“Why do I sense something is not going good this time…”

Shego took Mosses from the couch and stood up, “Come on princess, let’s shop…”

Kim followed Shego out of the apartment, “Where to Shego?”

“Where else? Smarty Mart!” Shego said evilly and marched outside

“NOOOOO!!”

-end-

Whoot! Chapter three is done!

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