"Tall, Dark, and Bishoujo..."
Written by Monikku
Inspired by A Whole Mess O' People
The third continuation...
The Lillian girls had finally settled in and found places to sit within the
class. Though they were unable to find seats together, they had felt much
relief to no longer be standing at the forefront, a spectacle for all eyes to
see.
Sachiko gave a long suffering sigh over the current situation. Usually, she
did her best to fit in and gain the respect and friendship of her peers.
However, she honestly wondered if this group was worth assimilating with at
all.
Sei surveyed the classroom, studying her new classmates. There were two
tall, quiet girls that looked just like Sachiko, she wondered if they had
similar personalities as well.
Yukari, having declared study hall, was blissfully napping at her desk.
OCcasionally, she would mumble something about sake and korean barbeque. Her
mumblings made Rei think of a recipe she had been longing to try. Perhaps this
school would be an excellent platform for Rei to let her more feminine side
emerge.
"No, don't do that. I've read this book in the past," Ken was rudely
interrupted.
"I don't recall you doing much reading," Ririsu accused.
Ken grumbled and continued on, "The fangirls like a strong Rei!"
Yoshino jumped to Rei's defense, whispering as loudly as possible for
study-hall, "Rei can be strong and feminine at once! She is dynamic!"
"Don't ruin it for everyone else, kid" Ken declared. "Nobody wants the
shounen bishoujo to go pansy. Haven't you seen Utena? Stop being so selfish,
Rei has to think of her fans!"
Yoshino seemed furious with the words of the canary. Rei had no obligation
to anyone but herself, Yoshino had tried so hard to make Rei understand that.
"Hit him," Ririsu whispered to Yoshino, forcing upon Yoshino a hand fan
with which to perform the act.
"Oi, whose side are you on?!" Ken yelled, grabbing the attention of the
entire class.
"The side which causes you the most suffering!" Ririsu yelled.
Tears rolled from Ken's eyes, "You say that so bluntly!"
Yomi immediately came to the side of Ririsu, exclaming to Yoshino that she
should hit Ken.
"Hey, who the hell are you?! Don't get so familiar with us!" Ken exclaimed
Ririsu spoke on Yomi's behalf, "I like her, she talks sense."
Ken had an expression of shock and anger, "Traitor!" He yelled to Ririsu.
Just then, the students heard a loud explosion on the first floor of the
school.
"What the hell was that?" Tomo exclaimed.
"This school is so rowdy." Sei declared, "I think I'm going to like it
here."
The Azumanga girls leapt to the windows to see what was going on, the
Lillian following suit at a much more graceful pace.
What they saw astonished them... a long haired girl ran into the school,
she looked like a normal student. "She caused the explosion?"
Kaorin once again had hearts in her eyes, "A fourth." she mumbled to
herself.
All of the girls ran downstairs attempting to find the girl and the source
of the ruckus. "Hatsumi!" Hatsuki yelled.
As they reached the bottom floor, what they saw astonished them. A girl
dressed in miko's clothes was slowly being engulfed by light, as the light grew
brighter, her clothes stripped away.
Kimura, who appeared seemingly from no where, sobbed thankfully. Ken-chen
flew next to him, sobbing along with him.
The girl began prattling on some speech, "Did she say she would punish us?"
Osaka asked to her blockhead mates.
Kagura and Tomo commented idly on the girls transformation. "That was
pretty cool," Kagura declared, "But I've seen cooler." Tomo nodded in
agreement.
As the girl's transformation was complete, she stood firm, and met the gaze
of over a dozen female students ogling her. Kagura and Tomo both held up their
respective score cards.
Kagura yelled, "I give that transformation a 5. It was a great attempt, but
generic and poorly inspired."
Tomo yelled, "I give it a six. I basically agree with Kagura, but there was
nudity, and on behalf of impending fanboys everywhere, I give you the extra
point."
Ken and Kimura nodded gratefully.
Sailor Mars felt indignant, "You people should get to somewhere safe, there
is a youma loose in your school!"
"Youma?" Osaka asked quizically. "Which kind? There are many you know."
"Do you people not fear for your safety?!" Mars yelled.
Ken flew over to Mars and began to rub himself against her leg, breathing
in her scent.
"What the hell?!" Mars pushed the canary off of her.
Kaorin, suddenly filled with, uh, we'll call it fear... yeah... fear...
flung herself on Sailor Mars. "Save me!" She stared up at the raven haired
beauty, her eyes twinkling with admiration.
Ririsu ran up to, and pushed Kaorin off of Mars, "No! Save me!" she then
smothered Mars between her breasts. Kaorin, becoming an image of fury, pushed
Ririsu from Mars. They began to squabble in the corner.
Hatsuki, who had surveyed the situation, left as she realised Hatsumi would
not be found.
Mars approached Sakaki, who had been quiet and stoic during the entire
exchange, "Please, convince your friends to leave at once!"
As Mars spoke, Luna bounded through the doors of the school, she spoke to
Mars before she realised there were civilians to witness her abilities.
"Mars! Did you find the youma?!"
Sakaki blushed, bypassing Mars and attempting to pet Luna.
"Shimatta!" Luna whispered to herself of frustration.
Mars, growing exasperated, threw her hands in the air, "Do none of you
worry for your safety?!"
Sei, seeking a golden opportunity, sashayed her way to Mars, "Don't become
so irritated, 'nee-chan, you'll put wrinkles on your beautiful face." she said
as she caressed Mars' cheek.
"I worry for my safety!" Yumi yelled to the super-hero. "I worry for mine
as well," Chiyo shouted while clinging to Yumi.
Osaka mused to no one in particular, "Perhaps it's an Oni, although, that
would be really scary. Yukari would have to worry for her soul. Maybe a
Sarumawashi, those are kinda cute."
Sei, becoming more bold, ran a finger through Mars' hair, "Come on,
koneko-chan, why don't you come play with us a little while?"
"You know what?!" Rei stomped, batting Sei's hand out of her hair, "Screw
all of you! You deserve youma!"
Rei stomped out of the school in a huff, Luna following closely behind. "I
never thought I'd wish suffering upon anyone, but you're right, Mars-chan.
These girls are hopeless."
Meanwhile, upstairs, a young sensei sleeps soundly.
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The insanity continuously... er... continues... yeah...
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