I yoinked Claudio's idea of Omake. Yoink. This crossover idea tickled me too
much for words, I hope you enjoy what I've written, thus far. I may continue
on, if not, I hope somebody else picks up where I've left off.
"Tall, Dark, and Bishoujo..."
Written by Monikku
Inspired by A Whole Mess O' People
"A bright light appeared, seemingly without origin. Bathed in this light
were two beautiful girls... and a queer looking, what is that thing, Yomi? A
bird? Whatever.
A queer looking biirrrrd.
They had arrived at a seemingly average highschool."
"But at that school, were demons! And zombies! Punpunpunpunpun," Osaka
interrupted.
"Hey, shut up, Osaka! I'm trying to give a suspenseful and meaningful
narative."
"Sorry, Tomo."
"You should be."
"Continue," Yomi prodded, "I want to get this over with."
"Yeah, anyway, two beautiful girls and a weird bird. They had arrived
bathed in light at the school!
Ne, Yomi, doesn't that girl look just like Sakaki?"
"GET ON WITH IT!!" Yomi screeched.
"You should have eaten breakfast, Yomi, you get cranky when you're
hungry!" Tomo poked at the already irritated and easily roused Yomi.
"THAT'S IT! I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!!!" Yomi proceeded to pounce and pummel
Tomo. Tomo squealed, but seemed to enjoy the beating.
Chiyo, who had appeared in the room just after Osaka interjected
originally, heaved a heavy sigh, "Our stories always seem to end up this way
."
Osaka nodded in agreement. Yomi continued to mercilessly beat Tomo.
Kaorin sat at the window, watching as Sakaki crossed the school yard.
Hearts, as usual, were in her love struck eyes over the sight of the
withdrawn, stoic, and stunningly beautiful girl.
Just then, a light appeared, and from it were born two girls, and... a
bird.
"Yeah," Tomo's head popped up from the dizzying fury of her Yomi beating,
"We figured it was a bird."
One of the girls was dressed so peculiarly, "was it Halloween already?"
Kaorin pondered. The companion to the oddly dressed girl looked so familiar,
as her eyes trekked back and forth from Sakaki to the girl, she realised...
they could be twins!
Kaorin's head began to swim in the delight of the thought of two
Sakakis... her eyes quickly turned to triangles of rage. That oddly dressed
girl, "GAAAHHHH! SHE JUST GLOMPED SAKAKI-SAN!!!"
"Maybe she's a friend of Sakaki-san," Chiyo suggested.
Kaorin's face was mashed against the window, her palms pressed flat
against the glass. "She glomped her so easily! NNOOO!!!!"
Osaka, once again, interjected with her peculiar musings, "Maybe they are
lovers."
Kaorin turned her utterly horrified expression in Osaka's direction.
Chiyo sweat dropped.
Tomo continued to be beaten by Yomi.
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Ririsu, Ken, and Hatsuki had morphed to a new world. A world that seemed
so much like the one Hatsuki had originally left. The similarities made the
young girl's heart ache, she missed Hatsumi so.
"Oi, we have to be put into this kind of boring atmosphere?" Ririsu
complained.
"Young girls in cute uniforms, it's not so boring," Ken contended.
"Shut up, pervert." Ririsu whacked the small canary on the head.
Ririsu stretched her lithe figure and scanned her surroundings. As she
moved her head from left to right, she noticed a girl approaching. A tall
sinuous body, long black hair, an air of distance all about her, the
loneliness in her was apparent to any looking for it. She was so... so...
cool.
Ririsu gasped in elation. "A book of Hatsukis!! I love this atmosphere!"
She then ran to and glomped a confused looking Sakaki.
Hatsuki, who had already disregarded her bothersome companions, walked
towards the front doors of the building, perhaps Hatsumi would be there.
"Wai! Wai!" Ririsu exclaimed, "you're so cute! Just like Hatsuki! Are
there more of you here?"
Sakaki blushed and nodded in the affirmative, she had not caught on to
Ririsu's meaning at all.
"Aaahhh," Ririsu closed her eyes, allowing her ecstasy to overwhelm her,
"This is heaven!"
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Moments later, on the other side of Tokyo...
Tears streamed down Yumi's face, streaking her usually energetic visage.
"The Rose Mansion! It's burning to the ground! How did this happen?!" Yumi
and Yoshino huddled together, the shock of the situation seeping into both
girls and taking them over.
"How did the fire spread so fast?" Shimako, standing behind the two,
inquired rhetorically, in utter disbelief.
Sei put a hand on Shimako's shoulder, the tiniest gesture comforted
Shimako immeasurably. Sei spoke her next words with a great lack of
confidence, "Minako-san said she saw a canary flying away from the school
with a gasoline can."
"That is completely illogical," Sachiko scoffed at the idea.
"What will we do now, Onee-sama?" Yumi turned teary and questioning eyes
to Sachiko, all of the girls standing close together, watching their beloved
school and rose mansion burn to the ground.
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A small canary flew unsteadily with a gasoline can clasped in his feet.
The expression on his face was of completely sinister glee, his eyes wide and
rolled into his head, "Heeeeee! More beautiful girls in uniforms! Come to me!
COME TO MEEEEE!!!!"
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In a classroom not far away, sitting in front of his students, a grown
man wept in immense gratitude, fogging his glasses.
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And so begins the insanity...
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