---Prologue--- He picked the lock and snuck into the apartment, his dark clothes blending in with the blackness of night. Searching around, he smiled when he heard the snoring coming from the bedroom. He stealthily closed the bedroom door, lest his presence be discovered by the figure deep in slumber. He then took out his flashlight and began to search. It had to be here somewhere in this pigsty of an apartment, and he was determined to find it. Suddenly, his eyes lit up with a malicious glee. He'd found what he was searching for. As he began to look over the pages written in red crayon, he began to chuckle. They all thought they were so clever. They all thought they had everything made, especially her and his fiancée. Well, twenty-four times was more than enough, thank you very much. He'd show them. He'd show them all! Remembering the prologue to chapter six, he smiled viciously as he sat at the writer's desk. As the figure in the bed stirred a bit, he took up the crayon and started doing some rewrites... ------ ---Omake Twenty-Five: Michiru Must Die?--- -- There are a lot of people out there who, for one reason or another, want to see Haruka and Usagi together, Rei portrayed uncharacteristically as a moron, that stuck-up snob Michiru dead, and Mamoru leave to go to a South Pacific island somewhere where he'll be taken care of for the rest of his life by big-breasted native women. This story is for them... -- "Hey guys." Ami said as a car came to a screeching stop outside the Crown, "What's up?" "Not much." Makoto said as a car door slammed shut outside, "I..." "Whoa, hold on." Rei, who was wearing a dunce cap and a shirt that said "Village Idiot" interrupted, "I don't care if it does break the fourth wall rule, something's wrong here!" Before Ami could respond, a very angry Haruka burst into the Crown. "What the hell kind of a script is this?" the angry blonde roared. "Well..." Ami said timidly, "There are an awful lot of fics dealing with you and Usagi..." At that moment, Usagi walked in with a very unhappy looking Michiru. As Michiru and Haruka exchanged glances, Usagi looked at Haruka funny, looked quickly at the script she had in her hand, then looked back at Haruka. "Umm... 'Oh, Ruka-kun.'" she said, looking visibly uncomfortable, "'I love you so much, and...' Okay, look." she said as she stepped out of character, "We all know this is wrong. Ruka, you love Michi-chan, and I... I love Rei-chan. Something is horribly wrong with this script!" "Humph," Michiru said as she crossed her arms, "I could've told you all that. Of course, I don't hear Mamoru-baka complaining." "Say," Rei said suspiciously, "Exactly where is Mamoru?" ------ "This is the life." Mamoru said as a bubbly native girl handed him a drink in a coconut. As one of the attractive native women massaged his shoulders another was rubbing his feet. He smiled as he thought of how easy it had been. After he found the author's address, all he had to do was sneak in, do a little creative rewriting, and sneak out. Even now, he thought as he began to laugh, his plan was working perfectly. They thought they were so smart, he thought. Let them see how they liked it. Of course, if he had written the script as "Rei Must Die," they'd immediately know it was him. By choosing Michiru, it would throw them into confusion and he'd make it through the omake scott free for once. And anyways, the prissy little violinist was always taking his parking space, so it served her right. As one of the large breasted native girls started to play her ukulele, he sipped from his drink and sighed happily. ------ "Guys." Ami said, "Look, I agree with you that there's something seriously wrong with all this, but we have to follow the script. We have no choice, remember? I..." the genius was cut off as Minako, dressed up as Sherlock Holmes, and Setsuna burst into the Crown. "Have no fear gang, detective Mina's here!" the blonde declared as she held up her magnifying glass triumphantly. Makoto raised an eyebrow, "Huh?" "What my girlfriend is trying to say," Setsuna broke in, "Is that, since we're not scheduled to be in this episode, that gives us an opportunity to look into this mess and see what the heck's going on." "Right. What she said." Minako added. "Okay." Ami said, "You two try to sort this mess out. In the meantime, we'll plod our way through this episode." "Mina-chan." Michiru said, a worried look in her eyes, "Please solve this before page six." she said as she held the script tightly in her hand. As the artist finished, she felt Haruka's hand squeeze hers. Minako nodded gravely, "Don't worry, leave it to us." "We won't let you die." Setsuna added, going over to hug the violinist just before she left with Minako out the Crown's exit. Ami then turned to the others. "Okay." she said, "Let's trust them and start the Omake." ...... "Setsuna," Minako asked as they entered the street outside the Crown, "What do we do?" "There are a multitude of realities and timelines out there." Setsuna answered as she opened the timegate, "We have to search through them until we find the real author of this series and get him to fix this!" and with that, the two entered the portal and disappeared. ------ "And my girlfriend back home doesn't understand me." Mamoru said to the one native cuddled up in his lap as his back and feet continued to be massaged. "Aw, you poor sweet young man." The native massaging her shoulders cooed as she pressed her ample cleavage into his back, "Don't worry, we'll take care of you." She purred. Mamoru smiled blissfully as he took another sip of his drink. "I wonder how things are back in Tokyo." he said as the big breasted native in his lap traced his jaw line with her finger. ------ "'Duh...'" Rei said from her chair as she sat under her dunce cap drooling onto her village idiot's shirt. "'Yes,'" Usagi said as she went over to Haruka, "'Oh, my Ruka-kun, I love you so much it makes my guts hurt.'" "Makes your guts hurt?" Rei asked, "What the hell kind of dialogue is that?" "Fourth wall!" Ami pleaded. Rei rolled her eyes, "Oh yeah, 'duh...'" she said as she went back to drooling on herself. "'Yes, my cute little odango head,'" Haruka said, visibly uncomfortable saying the dialogue to the blonde she looked at almost like a little sister, "'And I love you too, far more than that stuck-up violinist who always looks down on Mamoru and never includes him in any of her conversations.'" "'But my Ruka-kun,'" Michiru said, a worried look in her face as she realized what was coming up soon, "'I thought we had something special together.'" Haruka looked into Michiru's eyes, her mind racing back to when she and Michiru were attacked by Eudial. She still shivered when she thought of watching her love shot with arrows. Then, there was the time she and Michiru were overcome by Galaxia... "'I...'" the sandy-blonde began, looking from Michiru to the others in the room and back, "'I... Love her more.'" Haruka said, anger rising up within her at whoever was responsible for this script. "'Then...'" Michiru said, "'I have no choice but to perform seppuku.'" she said, her voice barely above a whisper. As she turned mournfully away from Haruka to grab a large knife lying on a table, Makoto got from her seat. "No!" she exclaimed, "I can't just watch this, I..." she was cut off as the timegate opened and Setsuna and Minako rushed out, passing out papers hurriedly to all their fellow Senshi in the Crown. Everyone quickly read the new scripts and a collective sigh of relief was released by everyone in the scene. "'Wait!'" Haruka shouted as she read the new lines, "'Don't kill yourself Michi-chan. For it turns out that Usagi, Rei and I were in a car accident that made the three of us temporarily insane. But we're all right now, and back to normal.'" "'I... I'm so glad.'" Michiru said, trembling slightly as she read the line. As she finished, Haruka took the knife away from her aqua-haired lover and put it back down on the table. She then hugged the violinist close to her. "'Yes.'" Rei said, smiling as she watched Haruka and Michiru holding one another tightly, "'And now that I'm no longer a drooling idiot, and Mamoru's nowhere to be found, I can declare my love for Usagi.'" "'And I love you too, Rei.'" Usagi said as she went over and kissed the raven haired temple maiden on the lips, removing her dunce cap as she did so. As the scene now officially came to an end, Haruka turned to the blonde in the Sherlock Holmes costume. "Psst." the frazzled Senshi of the Air called to Minako as she held Michiru's trembling body close to hers, "What happened, who..." "It was Mamoru." Minako said, "He snuck into the author's apartment late at night and rewrote the script. We were also able to learn he's currently lounging around in a South Seas paradise." "Care to pay him a visit?" Setsuna asked with a malicious grin as she opened the timegate. Both Haruka and Michiru returned the evil smile. ------ "You mean, you saved the world all by yourself?" the native rubbing Mamoru's back asked. Mamoru smiled as he finished off his drink and passed it to the girl on his lap, smacking her behind playfully as she got up to get him a refill. As the native who was massaging his feet got up to help the other, Mamoru smiled pleasantly to himself. "Well, I had a little bit of help from some girls I know, I... Hmmm?" Mamoru asked as he saw a bottle with a message in it floating to the shore of the island paradise he was on. He got up to grab the bottle, blissfully unaware of the hand reaching around to cover the mouth of the young native who had been massaging his shoulders. As he focused on the newfound discovery, he sat back down, ignorant of the fact that a different set of hands were now massaging his back. As he got the cork out of the bottle, he read the simple message. "What's this?" he asked, "'Dear Mamoru, you've been a very naughty boy. Look behind you'?" he asked. He turned around, only to jump back in shock at seeing the very angry face of Sailor Neptune staring back at him. "Aaaa!" he yelled as he jumped away from the Senshi of the Seas, "Um... M... Michi-chan," he stuttered out nervously as he slowly began to back up, "W... W... What a pleasant surprise, I..." he stopped when he backed into someone. Whirling around, he found himself face to face with Sailor Uranus. "And... And Ruka too." he said as he felt a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. The Senshi of the Air glared angrily at him as she crossed her arms in front of her. She then looked over to her love who was likewise staring at Mamoru. "What do you say?" Sailor Uranus asked, "Ten second head start?" Sailor Neptune shook her head, "Three seconds." she answered. "Now, now ladies," Mamoru pleaded, "I..." "One." Sailor Uranus said. "Let's not do something we'll all regret." Mamoru said as he began to back away. "Two." Sailor Neptune said. "Oh shit!" Mamoru cried out as he turned and ran. "Three... World Shaking!" Uranus yelled. "Deep Submerge!" Neptune added. As the two Senshi looked triumphantly at the battered and bruised dead body before them, the timegate reopened and Setsuna emerged, "Ready to go?" she asked. "You bet." Sailor Uranus said with a smile. "I haven't had that much fun in ages." Sailor Neptune added. As the two Senshi walked into the portal Uranus put her arm around Neptune's shoulder, hugging her close to her.
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