Kino Makoto, P.I.

a Sailor Moon fanfiction by Desslok

Author's Note:   This story was inspired by "Crystal Tokyo, 
California" by Shanejayell.  That story made me want to do my own 
"genre" piece using the SM characters (which I make no pretense 
to owning, thank you).   Enjoy!

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I knew she was trouble the minute she stepped into my office. I'd 
seen chicks with balls before, but never on their head.  It's 
always dark when danger comes a-calling, especially at the 
Crossroads, but the moonlight made her eyes sparkle blue.  That 
might not have done it, but the crackle of the yen notes she 
shoved across my desk sealed the deal.  Seems she'd lost 
something quite precious to her, a fancy little trinket known as 
the Silver Imperium Crystal.  "Lost and Found" was never my 
shtick, but I'm a sucker for a dame in distress.  Or dat dress, 
but that's another story...  The name's Makoto, Kino Makoto, 
private eye.  

"So, doll, what's your name?" I asked her.  She was a pretty 
young thing, even with the oddball 'do, but not my type.  Blondes 
don't do it for me, though I'm sure a certain blonde songbird 
down at the Crystal Palace would, if I ever gave her the chance.  

"Tsukino Usagi," she answered.  Her voice trembled like the last 
leaf of autumn during a windstorm.  I could tell she'd never been 
down to this part of town before.  While I'm not a sucker for 
blondes, I am for innocence and she had it in spades.  

"Ok, I'm in.  Tell me a little bit about this Crystal, like where 
you last saw it." I pulled a green notebook out of my desk and 
waited.  She sang me a song of sorrow and woe unlike any I'd 
heard before, and trust me, I've heard them all.  The crystal was 
more of a diamond and she'd kept it in a little brooch she always 
wore on her chest.  Well, almost always.  She swore she'd never 
let it out of her sight, so it must be an inside job.  I flipped 
the page and asked for names.   Even when they know it's one of 
their own, they never want to believe it, so I didn't ask for 
suspects, just 'information sources.' 

Source #1 was a guy, which certainly didn't come as a surprise.  
Tall drink of water named Chiba, some egghead student at Local U.  
She laid it on thick about their 'shared destiny', but I omitted 
that part from my record.  My notebook isn't zoned for Bullshit.  
I didn't ask, but when a sweetheart like this is plucked, it's 
usually not too hard to guess who won the prize.  Clearly, Chiba 
had access to her chest, and the jewelry that lived there. 

With a high-strung, high-maintenance piece of work like this, I 
wasn't too surprised to hear that the second name belonged to a 
sister.   Usagi was an open book, in large print, so it wasn't 
too tough to read between the lines.  She didn't like her sister 
and especially didn't like her sister nosing around her man.  I 
got a description.  Pink hair shouldn't be too tough to pick out 
in a crowd.  I prefer blue, myself.  Little Rini seemed to have a 
taste for the finer things in life, particularly those things 
Usagi had.  Family squabbles are never pleasant and the warning 
flags were flying on this one.

That was all she had, and it wasn't much.  The kid didn't get out 
much, I guess.  I took her number and told her I'd give her a 
call when I found something out.  I didn't see her to the door 
cause the bar was on the other end of the office.  Doc had made 
me swear off the stuff.  She fed me a lot of mumbo jumbo about 
coping skills and letting go of the past.  Well, when my old 
partner had left, he'd left more than an empty desk.  Doc finally 
convinced me that I couldn't fill the space with booze, so I'd 
moved on.  I opened up the box that sat where the bottles used to 
live and pulled out a pastry.   Cooking was a lot messier than 
drinking when you started, but a hell of a lot cleaner at the end 
of the night.  Truth is, I'd have taken up banjo playing if Doc 
had suggested it, but that's neither here nor there.  At least 
everyone I saw didn't remind me of my old "sempai" anymore.  

Licking the sugar from my fingers, I tried to come up with an 
angle.  Something as hot as this Silver Imperium Crystal couldn't 
just be pawned.  There weren't a lot of fences out there who 
could handle a unique item like that.  When it came to high-class 
merchandise, there was only one place to start.  Looks like I'd 
be dropping in on a certain redhead.  

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The Crossroads isn't a nice place during the day and only a fool 
takes a stroll there at night.  Fortunately, I never stroll, I 
stride.  Me and the demons who haunt the night got an 
arrangement.  They don't waste their time on me and I don't kick 
the crap out of them for sport.  So, it was a bit of a surprise 
when I realized I was being followed.  He was good, whoever he 
was, but I own these streets.  I also know you can't do a good 
tail alone, especially at night, so I amused myself by seeing how 
long it would take me to spot the partner.  I didn't get much 
amusement, but when do I?   Most of the other dames on the street 
were working for a living.  I guess you could say that I was too, 
but it'd be a damn shame to lose your teeth like that.  It wasn't 
hard to spot this one.  You'll recall that I have a thing for 
blue hair, though on this one, it was too much of a good thing.  

It had been a while since I'd blown off some steam, so I took a 
shortcut into an alley and waited in the middle.  Sure enough, a 
couple ticks later and there was one at each end.  We were like a 
trouble sandwich and the bread was about to get soggy.  Blue 
waltzed in to my right and stopped.  I guess talking smack is a 
man's job.  The golden-haired guy came up from the left.  

"If you're smart, you'll drop this case and forget you ever heard 
about the Silver Imperium Crystal," he said.  Something about his 
voice didn't ring true, but I couldn't place it.  

"No one ever accused me of being smart, pal," I told him, leaning 
back against the wall.  The way Blue hung back, it was clear they 
both thought Goldie could take me.  

"I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I have to."

"Go ahead and try," I told him.  "I could use a good laugh."

"The streets aren't safe for a woman," he warned me as he moved 
closer.  For some reason, Blue thought this was a big funny and 
started laughing into her hand.  

He was close enough.  The time for talk was done.  Strangely 
enough, he knew it as well.  He didn't say another word.  Most 
guys would have been talking through the entire beating.   I'd 
been playing it calm, so I decided to throw him off balance.  I 
charged, shoulder-first and clipped him.  Something else strange.  
He dodged it, at least partly.  I'll give the bastard his due, he 
was quick, maybe quicker than me.  Of course, that gave it away.  
I've fought lots of guys and 'wrestled' lots of women and I know 
the difference.  Maybe that's why I cut it short.  We traded a 
few blows and blocks, neither of us connecting with anything 
solid.  I could tell she was just as surprised as I was that we 
were so evenly matched.  She was smart, too.  She stopped at the 
same time I did.  

"You've got a cut," she said, tossing me a handkerchief. 

"So, does this mean we're friends?" I asked, taking it and 
dabbing at the scratch I'd gotten on my hand.  

"No," she replied tersely, moving to meet Blue at the other end.  
"We'll meet again.  When we do, don't get in our way."  And they 
were gone.   

It didn't take a genius to realize that they must have tailed my 
client.  Obviously, there was more to this case than met the eye.  
Without further ado, I hightailed it over to Naru's.  

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It's a shame to hit a guy with glasses, but I don't like 
brainiacs who try to rub your nose in it.  Doc never did that and 
no one was smarter than her.  No one looked better in a lab coat 
either, but you don't need to worry about that.  I managed to 
rein in my baser instincts, settling for a rough shove instead of 
a solid jab to Umino's googly-eyed puss.  

"I'll ask you again, where's your boss?"

He must have been half as smart as he claimed, because he started 
talking.  "She's not here.  I'm only here because I had to finish 
up this paperwork."  He pointed to some sort of ledger with a 
bunch of numbers on it.  What the hell a looker like Naru saw in 
a square like Umino I'll never get, but at least he made himself 
useful keeping her books.  Of course, his best work went into the 
books that no taxman ever saw.  

I moved around the desk, keeping him in his chair with a firm 
hand on his shoulder.  "So, any new acquisitions you'd care to 
describe to me, like say a diamond in a small heart-shaped 
brooch?"

The sweat on his forehead gave him away, but it took a few more 
threats before he coughed up the goods.  

"I swear, it never came in here, but yeah, I've heard of it.  
Someone big asked Naru to find a buyer for something like that," 
Umino squealed.

"Did she find one?"  I twisted my fingers a bit into his 
collarbone to encourage him to communicate freely.

"Not yet," he cried out, "but...but there's a lot of interest out 
there.  That's a very popular item.  Some high class broad 
overseas wants it real bad... name of Beryl."

"I don't care who wants it," I pointed out. "I care who has it.  
So, who has it?"

"I don't know," he lied.  I hate it when people lie to me, 
especially when it means I have to strain myself to fix it.  I 
clenched my hand a little tighter.  

"Ok, ok!  Don't tell Naru I told you, but it's that new 
syndicate, the Death Busters."

"The only promise I'm making to you is to leave you with use of 
this arm if you keep talking.  What the hell kind of name is 
'Death Busters' for a syndicate?"  I let up a little.  Playing 
'good cop/bad cop' by yourself is ok, but I'd rather have been 
playing with someone else.  Yeah, I'm obsessed.  Deal with it.  
If you'd ever seen her reading a book with the light playing in 
her hair and twinkling on her glasses, you'd be obsessed too.  
God, I used the word 'twinkle'... I've got it bad.  

"I didn't name them!" Umino insisted. "And I don't know anything 
more about them, but they have your crystal and they're eager to 
sell."  

I let him go.  Bean counters like him didn't know crap about what 
was going on.  Naru must be slipping to let him know as much as 
he did, but who can understand the nature of pillow talk.  I 
tossed him a twenty as I hit the door.  "Thanks, pal.  Buy 
yourself a milkshake."

So, a new syndicate and they already had what I was after.  I 
wondered if Blue and Goldie from the alley were part of it.  Nah, 
they didn't seem the type.  Goldie was tough, but not stupid like 
most of the hired goons these syndicates hired.  If I was going 
to go up against some big time players, I needed more 
information.   Fortunately, it was the right time of night for 
this kind of research.  

I pulled my coat closer and set out for a local dive called the 
Silver Moon Cafe.  It was all-night jazz club and there were a 
couple of beatniks who just about lived there.  Real hep cats 
name of Luna and Artie.  Wacky names for an odd couple.  She 
was a short brunette with a taste for sugar and starry nights.  
He was an old whitehair with a thing for blondes.   Somehow they 
made it work, I guess, since they had a daughter, but you could 
never tell if they were together or not.  None of that mattered 
to me, though.  I wanted information and they had their ears 
close the ground.  

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"No, no, I don't know nothing about no Silver Empire Crystal," 
Artie wailed.  As I'd expected, I'd found them both at their 
usual table.  I didn't know where they got their information, but 
that was ok since I didn't really care.  "Now the Death Busters, 
yeah, I'm hip to their scene."

Luna rolled her eyes.  She never laid the hipster jive on as 
thick at Artie did.  He liked to call her 'uptight', but I 
preferred the term 'sane'.  "They're an old operation from back 
East," she informed me.  "A weird group.  The guy who started it 
all back in '90 was big into Egyptian crap.  Bought all sorts of 
illegal stuff smuggled out from the tombs there.   Everyone 
called him the Pharaoh and the name has stuck.  Not sure who the 
current Pharaoh is, but I can tell you that they're bad news."
"Yeah, yeah, I'm hip, I'm hip," Artie added in his annoying way.  
"HQ tells me that the Pharaoh's planning on moving out our way 
soon, so he sent his patsy out here to smooth the waters like.  
Some square called 'the Professor'."  

HQ.  Initials, I guess.  I didn't ask and they didn't tell.  Luna 
took the ball of string and kept unraveling.

"The Professor has a daughter, real hot little thing.  Likes to 
dress in black and spends a lot of time down at the Crystal 
Palace watching the shows," Luna told me as I plunked down 
another ten-spot to cover their next round of drinks.  Being on 
the wagon sure spared the old expense account, but I'd be sure to 
charge Blondie a little extra.  If nothing else, I owed someone a 
clean handkerchief, and I don't like to be in debt to anyone.  

The Crystal Palace used to be a class joint, but now it was 
mostly 'burlesque'.  Ever since Serena, the old owner, had taken 
off, the place had gone downhill fast.  I gave it a year before 
either the cops shut it down or it went all-nude.  There were 
still a couple girls there who kept their clothes on, but only 
cause they had the pipes to pull it off.  I got a description of 
the Professor's daughter and headed out.  Dawn was oozing over 
the horizon like ketchup out of a glass bottle.  The folks I 
needed to see would be getting to bed soon and I could tell I'd 
be in for a long night, so I hoofed it back to the office.   
There's a Murphy bed in the back room and it's served me well 
enough over the years.  It doesn't squeak with just one in it and 
I'd had a lot of quiet nights lately, but that was a problem for 
another day.

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I woke to the sound of shattering glass.  I added the cost of a 
new window to Blondie's bill and picked up the brick.   Cliches 
disappoint me, so I didn't expect much from the note that was 
attached.  The usual crap about leaving well enough alone, 
knowing what was good for me, blah blah blah.  Anyone as slick as 
the two I'd seen last night would never stoop to something so 
lame, so I knew the Death Busters had been tipped off.   Things 
were getting serious, so I went to the closet and pulled out an 
old friend.  Yeah, I'd prefer to have a petite young doctor 
pressed to my side, but in this case, the old leather holster 
would do just fine.  I slid her out and gave her a once-over.  
"Supreme Thunder" had saved my ass too many times to count.  I 
didn't like carrying a piece, but when I had to, I was damn glad 
it was this one.  The two of us headed out into the night.

Normally, I'd whip up something for myself in the kitchen.  It 
saved money and sometimes I'd take the leftovers to Doc's place.  
Tonight, though, I grabbed a quickie at the greasy spoon down the 
street and made for the Palace.  It was all closed up this early, 
but I knew the ones I wanted to see would be there, so I headed 
around back.  A couple minutes later, I was in the dressing room 
they shared, trying not to let them get to me.   While they 
wouldn't flaunt it on stage, backstage was another matter.  Mina 
especially liked to get me going, but Rei was little better.  

"So Makoto," the blonde said breathily from her makeup chair, "to 
what do we owe the pleasure."  

I kept my eyes on Mina's as she watched me in the mirror, trying 
not to let them drift down too often.  Even though she wasn't my 
type, she was hard to resist, especially sitting there topless.  
Fortunately for me, Rei wrapped herself in a bathrobe and headed 
out for the shower down the hall.  One was hard enough, but both 
would have been impossible.  She winked at Mina before she left 
and the blonde's answering laugh made me feel like a fly in a 
web.  

"I'm looking for information about a girl," I said, trying to 
keep it business-like.  

Mina and Rei had a thing, but I'd heard that neither of them were 
too possessive.  Rumor had it that Rei had someone on the side, 
some rich thing from across town.  Rei wasn't the problem at the 
moment.  It had been awhile and Mina's unspoken offers were 
tempting, but I was holding out for someone else and besides, I 
was on a job.  

"What kind of girl?" Mina asked in a suggestive tone.  Damn if 
her voice wasn't like silk.  "A professional of some sort, 
perhaps?"

Damn city had millions of people in it, but the Crossroads was 
like an old village.  Everyone knew everything.  I ignored her 
and plugged away.

"Young, brunette, a fan of yours," I filled in the rest of the 
description I'd gotten from Luna.  
"Oh, Hotaru!" she replied.  "I wouldn't mess with her, my sweet.  
Her daddy is bad news and, besides, she's got a girlfriend 
already."

"Girlfriend?" I asked.  

"Yeah, a sweet young thing barely old enough to get into this 
place.  I think Rei knows her, or knows her sister," Mina smirked 
and gave me a knowing, naughty look.

I could make out the light at the end of this tunnel and knew it 
was moving forward, but I strove on.  "What's her name?"

"Rini," Mina supplied. "Pink hair, ponytails, lots of money.  Not 
my type, of course.  You know I prefer the strong, silent type."  
She eyed me up, but I ignored her flirting.  Things had just 
gotten interesting.  Just then, Rei came back in, dripping wet in 
her bathrobe, drying her hair with a big white towel. 

"Rei, Makoto wants to know about Rini," Mina informed her 
partner. "Don't you know her sister, Usagi?"   Mina laughed when 
Rei blushed.  I didn't think either had a blush left in them, but 
I guess I was wrong.  

Rei must have felt like she had something to make up to Mina.  
"Well, Makoto, if I give you her address, what will you do for 
me, or, more accurately, what will you do for Mina here?"

I stood up and smirked at them both.  "I'm sure there's nothing I 
could do for Mina that you can't handle yourself.  I've already 
got the address, thanks.  Ladies, break a leg tonight."  I bowed 
and left quickly.  

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I could blame Mina and Rei for getting me all worked up.  It had 
been a long time after all and while I was making progress, 
waiting for things to come together with Doc was getting tough.  
Anyway, their fault or mine, you can't blame me for being a bit 
distracted on the way across town.  That's why they got the jump 
on me.  

One thing I gotta say for the Death Busters, they sure hire good 
looking goons.  Now, my tastes go a different way, but even I 
could tell these guys were hot, the kind who will rip a girl's 
heart out and eat it for breakfast.  

I don't like dwelling on asskickings, unless I'm the one doing 
the kicking, so I'll keep it short.   They got the drop on me in 
an alley and kept it non-lethal.  I didn't get a chance to pull 
my weapon, but wouldn't have anyway.  I know the difference 
between a message and an assassination and this was the former.  
I've got blood on my hands, but none of it undeserved.  

Things might have been uglier if help hadn't arrived from an 
unexpected source.  I looked up from the ground and through the 
bodies standing over me, I could make out two figures at the end 
of the alley.   'Damn, I'm going to owe her two handkerchiefs,' I 
thought.   Goldie had a long knife and Blue was carrying a violin 
case.  They knew what that meant as much as I did, though to tell 
the truth, the girl wouldn't have looked all that out of place in 
an orchestra somewhere.  The goons took a hike and I'm proud to 
say that I managed to stand up on my own before my new friends 
got to me.

"We warned you," Blue told me while her friend checked me over.  

"Don't bother.  A busted rib or two, some bruises, nothing 
serious," I informed her.  I'd been in enough scraps to know how 
to judge damage to my body.  "Name's Makoto and I think I owe 
you.  I like to know the names of people I'm indebted to."

Blue grinned, "I'm Michiru and this is Haruka."  Goldie...Haruka 
just grunted.  "The Death Busters are big time and you don't have 
the resources to take them on," Michiru continued.  "You should 
just leave it to us."

"So, you're up against them too," I stated. "Enemy of my enemy 
and all that, right?"

Haruka snorted, "No, I don't think so.  I told you not to get in 
our way.  We just happened to be passing by.  Don't count on us 
to save your ass again."

"I don't count on anyone saving me," I retorted hotly. "And a 
little beatdown doesn't scare me off of a case.  If you don't 
want to work with me, than stay the hell out of my way."

With a sarcastic laugh, Haruka turned, gathering Michiru to her 
side.  They strolled off without another word.  I couldn't decide 
whether to hate them or admire them, so I just left it.  A sharp 
pain in my side reminded me that I needed to make a quick detour.

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Maybe the reason I have so much trouble making headway with Doc 
Mizuno is that most of the time when I see her, she's stitching 
me up.  Can't imagine it's too attractive a thought to give your 
heart to someone who gets in as much trouble as I do.  One of the 
things I loved about her though was that she never gave me any 
crap.   She rarely even asked how it happened.  

"There, those bandages will keep things in place while they 
heal," she told me as she pulled my shirt down.  

She was a real professional but reading faces is part of my job 
description.  I know when someone likes what they see and I knew 
Doc had no complaints about examining my chest.  It was one of 
the things that gave me hope.

"Thanks Doc!" I said, proud of the way I kept my voice clear of 
all the things going on in my fool head.  

"I wish you'd call me Ami," she said quietly.  It was like she'd 
taken classes in how to win me over because there was no way I 
could resist her when she got all serious and caring on me.  

"Ok...Ami. What do I owe you?"

"I'll put it on your tab," she answered with a smile.  It was a 
running joke.  She'd never billed me.  We'd met way back after 
I'd helped her out on a case.  She wanted an ID on someone using 
her name falsely, a real loser named Mercurious.  It had been an 
easy case so I hadn't charged her for it.  I had ulterior 
motives, of course.  In any case, she'd never charged me for her 
care ever since.  Sure, ever since I first saw her I'd been 
attracted to her, but all of that TLC over the years really 
sealed the deal.  Smart, loving, caring, with gentle soft hands 
that made my skin tremble; how could I not love her?

"Maybe I could pay off some of that tab by taking you out to 
dinner?" I suggested.  This was new.  Tough as nails on the 
streets, weak as a kitten under the eyes of this incredible 
creature, that was me.  One of the kicks must have jarred 
something loose in my brain, or maybe I was tired of getting a 
good night's sleep.  

Ami blushed, which would have finished me off if I hadn't been 
cooked clean through for so long already.  "I'd like that," she 
answered.  Suddenly, those bandages seemed a little too tight as 
I could feel my heart beating like a bongo drum back at the 
Silver Moon.  

"You know, Doc... I mean Ami," I went on, long past the point of 
rational avoidance, "I've been thinking... about you and I."  

She put a finger to my lips.  It took every ounce of self-control 
I had not to kiss it right there.  "I have too, but you're on a 
case, I can tell," she said.  "Do what you need to do, and when 
you're done, we'll go to dinner and you can tell me what you've 
been thinking." 

Screw the fee from that rich blonde.  Who needed any additional 
incentive to finish a case?  Not me, in any case.  I decided that 
my client could afford a cab ride, so I hailed a taxi and rode in 
style to her place.  It was time to have a chat with Little 
Sister.

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I should have known they'd have a butler.  Usagi's hands had been 
too soft.  She'd probably never strained them doing anything 
tougher than lifting things off of the silver platter in front of 
her.  His name was Sammy and I didn't know him, but I was a 
little out of my league in this neck of the woods.  He showed me 
to the drawing room.  I can't figure out why they call it a 
'drawing room'.  There weren't any crayons in there, I can tell 
you that. 

While I was waiting for the grand entrance, I scoped the place 
out.  Lots of books, nice furniture, money every way you looked.  
They'd gone all out, even down to the mantle over the fireplace.  
Pictures showed my client draped on the arm of a tall dark-haired 
guy that must have been Chiba.  Some of the pics had a third 
wheel sticking out, too.  She could have been a photocopy of 
Usagi, but someone hit the "Reduce" button and replaced the 
yellow ink with pink.  Even in 2D, I could make out the mischief 
in her eyes, but the pictures didn't do her any justice.

"You wanted to see me," she announced from the doorway.  Little 
Sister was all grown up now.  I could see where Mina had thought 
her a yard or two on the wrong side of jailbait, but her 
expression gave her away.  She was a lot older than she looked, 
at least where it counted.  I resisted the urge to hit a knee and 
bow my head, but the fact that the thought even occurred to me 
should clue you in.  This girl screamed 'princess'.  She glided 
over to a chair and benignly gestured for me to sit.  Cute.  

I spun the chair and straddled it, not giving a damn about her 
look of disdain.  I was on her turf, but I was running this show 
and her Louis XIV could kiss my ass.  "My name's Kino, Kino 
Makoto, and I want to ask you a few questions."

"Well Ms. Kino, why should I answer any of your questions?" she 
asked me.  She was finding it hard to look down her nose at me, 
mostly because I had to be a foot taller than her, but the kid 
gave it her best shot.  

"Fine." I grinned and she lost a little of that regal bearing.  
"I already know the answers anyway, I just wanted to give you a 
chance to come clean."

"I don't know what you're talking about!" she huffed.  She did, 
though.  Anyone with an innocent soul would have had me booted by 
now.  Of course, I'd only ever met one person with an innocent 
soul and she was nowhere near this place.  I'd give you a dime if 
you could guess who, but I don't make sucker bets.  

"A couple days ago, you snuck into your sister's room, probably 
while she was sneaking out with her 'special friend', and took 
something that didn't belong to you," I began.   She looked 
nervous.  I went on.  "You'd gotten yourself involved with a 
dangerous piece of work from the wrong side of the tracks, an 
angsty chick name of Tomoe Hotaru.  You wanted to impress her, or 
maybe she was blackmailing you, or maybe you just wanted to screw 
your sister, since you couldn't screw her boyfriend.   Whatever 
the reason, you gave it to your girlfriend and she gave it to her 
old man and it's my job to get it back."

"She did not!" Rini yelled, jumping up from her chair.  I'll give 
the kid some credit, she didn't waste any time denying the 
obvious.   "She would never have given it to him.  He's horrible 
to her, tries to keep her locked up."   

I looked her over again.  Righteous rage looked good on her.  The 
kid had spunk and I felt a little sorry for her.  I could imagine 
how crappy it must have been growing up with an older sister 
always destined to be prettier, luckier, and more popular.  She'd 
made her move and the only thing that had tripped her up had been 
her sister's dumb luck in hiring me.  It occurred to me that I 
hadn't thought to ask why Usagi had brought me the case, but I'd 
deal with that later.  

"I think someone's been yanking your chain, princess," I told 
her. "Word on the street is that the Professor is looking to sell 
the Crystal.  Seems he needs a cash influx of sizeable 
proportion."

"But, she wouldn't...." Rini gasped.  More points for her; she 
stopped to think about it.  "He must have taken it from her.  You 
don't know what they're like.  She's practically a prisoner in 
her own home.  I'm her only friend."

I raised an eyebrow and she blushed.  The kid was cute when she 
blushed, but she had nothing on the master.  I'd been spoiled by 
greatness.  I'm glad Doc doesn't charge for house calls, cause 
I'd have to pay a fortune for as many times as she popped into my 
head.  

"There's nothing wrong with..." she began, but I lifted a hand to 
stop her.  I wasn't in the mood for morality tales, particularly 
when I already knew the ending.  

"Save it, princess," I said.  "You seem like a good kid and your 
sister just wants the rock back.  You did something naughty.  I 
like that in a kid.  Now, are you going to help me put it right?"

She nodded, relief and fear battling across her features.  She 
had some backbone, too.  Maybe I'd underestimated the gene pool a 
bit.  

"Ok, here's how it's going to go down..." and I filled her in.  
Her eyes widened at the right times so I knew she had no 
illusions about the danger she could face.  She took it like a 
woman, though.  Tough kid.  I liked her.  

----------------

The Infinity Room was a posh club on the south end of the 
Crossroads.  It was new and I'd never been there.   "Posh" isn't 
one of the things I'm looking for in a nightclub usually.  As 
expected, the usual assortment of pretty boy goons lined the 
area, some obvious, some not so obvious.   I noted their 
locations before we got in.  We might be leaving in a hurry.  Or 
in bodybags, but no point in swimming in the half-empty side of 
the glass.  

I was surprised to see that they had female bouncers, five lovely 
young things with pretty dresses and dangerous expressions.  
"Don't let those witches bother you," Rini whispered as we 
approached. 

The shortest one blocked the way.  "Not like you to bring a 
guest, Miss Tsukino.  Is she on the list?"

"She's with me, Mimet, she doesn't need to be on any list.  We're 
here for dinner.  I hear you serve lovely 'swordfish.'"

Inwardly, I groaned.  'Swordfish' is always the damn password.  
Must be some sort of cosmic joke.  Mimet let us by.  I couldn't 
tell if she was checking out my rack or my piece, but either way, 
she stared holes in me as I walked past.  

Inside, the Infinity Room was everything that the Crystal Palace 
used to be:  class, style, elegance.  It didn't have the same 
charm, though.  Lots of metal and flash, a real modern decor that 
seemed to suck the soul right out of a person.   After I got over 
the initial shock of unbridled decadence, I decided I didn't like 
it there.  I prefer my decadence bridled, with me holding the 
reins.  

Rini got a lot of nods and smiles, so she was clearly a regular 
here.  No seats, but no waiting either.  Over by the stage there 
was a table marked "Reserved", at least until we got there.  They 
took the sign and left Rini and I.  She ordered a kind of drink 
I'd never heard of, a Pink Sugar Heart Attack.  Those damn fruity 
drinks, they'll get you every time.  I ordered seltzer water.  
I've always liked bubbles, though I've never known exactly why.

A big band played up on the stage, but my attention was focused 
on the action in the room.  Lots of big wigs, wheelers and 
dealers, dames dressed to the nines and guys looking to score in 
every sense of the word.  Off in the distance, against the back 
wall, I saw a couple of familiar faces sitting with a new one.  
Haruka and Michiru had a friend it appeared, an exotic bird with 
long black hair, even longer than Rei's.  She had the kind of 
face that seems familiar but you can never quite place.  Rini 
caught my eyes and followed them over.  

"That's Setsuna.  Isn't she beautiful?  She used to be my tutor 
when I was little," the kid explained.  "We're good friends 
still."   She paused, puzzling over something, but before she 
could continue, a shadow passed over the table. 

Looking up, I saw her.  She was gorgeous.   Shoulder length black 
hair, violet eyes, pale skin, wearing that kind of black cocktail 
dress that every woman alive would kill to own.  Hotaru.  She 
looked pissed and even I could guess why.

"Good evening, Miss Tsukino," she said quietly, in a voice that 
cut like a stiletto through warm flesh.  "I see you've brought a 
guest."  

The kid had a lot of practice jerking people's chains.  She 
leaned up against me, draping herself over my arm like a mink 
stole.  "Good evening, Hotaru."   

I nodded to Hotaru, figuring I'd let the kid have her fun for a 
couple minutes. "Care to join us?" I asked innocently.

She slid into the booth like a sword into a well-oiled scabbard.  
I watched her and felt guilty and not just because I was helping 
her lover get her goat.  'You know I love you, Doc, but damn, I'm 
still human!' I thought to myself.  

"I love you in that dress," Rini said in a tone that implied the 
opposite.  She loved her out of that dress. 

"Thanks," Hotaru replied, dripping insincerity like venom.  "So, 
who's your new friend?"

"This is Makoto."  Rini wiggled away enough that it might have 
been possible to squeeze a piece of paper between us.  Maybe.  
"She's helping me out with something."

"Is she now?" Hotaru turned to me and flashed a smile that made 
my knees weak.  Good thing I was sitting down.  "Maybe when she's 
done with you, she could help me out with some things, too."

I'd had enough.  Tomoe's daughter was easy on the eyes, but their 
lovers' spat was grating on my nerves.  "Ok kids, time to put 
your toys away."  I shifted away from Rini's grasp, grunting as 
my ribs bounced against the back of the booth.  

"Normally, I'd let you guys have your fun, but I'm on a case.  
Tomoe, Tsukino loves you and only you and is hurt because she 
thinks you gave away the present she gave you.   Tsukino, Tomoe 
loves you and only you and is hurt because she thinks you're 
going to leave her when you find out that she lost your present.  

"Now, cut the bullshit and tell me what happened, kid.  It 
doesn't take a detective to figure out how you two feel about 
each other; it's written all over your faces.  You'd never have 
given that bauble away, so how did you lose it?  It's my job to 
get it back and I plan on doing so.  Tonight."   

Hotaru and Rini gawked at me like I was from Jupiter or 
something.  Sensitive angst-ridden kids like this weren't used to 
being clubbed over the head with reality and it took them a while 
to recover.   Hotaru dropped her eyes and Rini instinctively 
shifted over to her side, laying an arm protectively over her 
shoulders. 

"My father, he found it in my room," Hotaru told us quietly, "He 
said it was just the thing he needed.  I said it was mine, but he 
threatened me.  He said he'd never let me see you again, that 
there'd be other jewelry, but if I gave him this, we'd be set for 
life.  I told him no, but he took it anyway."  She raised her 
eyes, now filled with tears.  "Oh Rini, I'm so sorry!"

I turned away.  A touching love scene between these two was the 
last thing I wanted to see.  I scanned the room again and nearly 
pissed myself.  What the hell was _she_ doing here?  

"Who is your new friend, daughter?"  

A new voice jolted me back to the table.  He stood there with a 
nasty smile in a white tuxedo and strange antique glasses.  The 
Professor.  It was time to put things into high gear.  

"Name's Kino, Professor," I said, standing up slowly.  "You've 
got something that doesn't belong to you.  Why don't you give it 
back to me and we can get along with our lives, nice and peaceful 
like."

"You mean this?" he asked with a confident smile.  He reached 
into his vest pocket and my hand twitched toward the inside of my 
jacket.  Raising an amused eyebrow at my reaction, he very slowly 
pulled out a small box.  Flipping the top, he revealed the 
McGuffin I'd been chasing, the Silver Imperium Crystal.  

"That's right.  Now, I'm sure you've just been keeping it safe 
until it could be returned to its proper owner, so why don't you 
just set it on the table and step away."  I kept my hand inside 
my jacket and waited.

He laughed at me.  I really hate that. "Silly girl," he lectured.  
I really hate that, too.  "I have no intention of giving it back 
to anyone.  It is mine and there is nothing you can do about it."  
He gestured to either side and I could see his goon squads moving 
in.   The clientele of this place must have been pretty savvy, 
because the place was starting to empty out.  

"Stop right there, Professor Tomoe!" 

I looked toward the voice and laughed.  I knew she wasn't one of 
the syndicates, but I'd never have figured Haruka for law 
enforcement.  She held out an "External Security" badge and a 
gun.  Michiru and Setsuna flanked her, their own weapons drawn.  

"You are under arrest for possession of stolen goods and whatever 
else I can pin on you!" Haruka said commandingly.  

The goons paused, but the Professor just laughed.  Rini broke the 
silence.

"Setsuna!" the kid yelled, her pink braids in a fury.  "You're 
the one who suggested I give the crystal to Hotaru.  It was all a 
set-up!"  

"It was all for a higher purpose, little lady" the lanky brunette 
purred. "You'll understand one day."  

Suddenly, the Professor seized the opportunity presented by 
Rini's distraction.  Quicker than I'd ever have suspected an 
egghead could move, he darted a hand out and grabbed his 
daughter, pulling her in front of himself.  

"I don't think you'll shoot an innocent girl, Tenoh.  Such a 
shame.  So many years you and your little 'friends' have been 
after us and now all for naught.  Was this really the best you 
could do?"  

Haruka's hand never wavered, the gun kept unerringly pointed at 
Tomoe's head.  I wondered what she'd do.  I wondered what I would 
do.  Before I could figure it out, I noticed something hovering 
in the shadows behind the three feds.  

"Michiru, behind you!" I yelled, but it was too late.  She must 
have been some sort of ninja, because she moved like the night.  
The tall woman had a chokehold on Michiru and a gun pressed to 
her temple before anyone else could react.

"Excellent work, Kaori," the Professor called out.  "Now Tenoh, I 
wasn't sure whether or not you'd try a shot, even with my little 
shield here."  He shook Hotaru a little.  What a bastard to sell 
his own soul like that.  The Professor rambled on.  "But I know 
that you won't risk anything with your precious partner's life."  

It pained me to see the looks that passed between Michiru and 
Haruka.  They were partners, in every sense of the word, and I 
was sure that they'd talked about this kind of thing before.  It 
was one thing to say you'd make the ultimate sacrifice for duty, 
but it was another thing to actually do it.  I decided it was 
time to pay Haruka back.  The Professor was a smart guy, but he'd 
made one fatal mistake.  He'd forgotten about me.   

Before Haruka could do anything, I grabbed Rini and shoved her 
hard at the Professor and Hotaru.  The three of them went down 
with a crash.  Time slowed down as the Crystal skittered across 
the floor and Rini rolled over to shield Hotaru with her own 
body.  The goons moved forward and someone screamed, but I had my 
opening.  Supreme Thunder roared and the Professor's nice white 
tux was ruined forever.  Blood stains are a bitch to get out.

The world raced back to full speed.  Kaori screamed in despair 
and Michiru didn't wait for another chance.  She dropped straight 
down just as the butt of Haruka's gun came down on Kaori's head.  
Setsuna's sawed off shotgun was keeping the goons at bay as I 
checked on the kids.

"Are you two all right?" I asked.  Hotaru ignored me and moved 
over to her dead father.  

"I loved you, daddy, once," she said quietly.  "You never should 
have gotten involved with them.  You were never the same since 
then, since momma died.  We'd have made out ok on our own, daddy, 
but you took the easy way."  She lifted his glasses from the 
ground and closed his eyes.  

Rini went to comfort her and I went to get the Crystal.  Imagine 
my surprise when it wasn't there.  

"Looking for this?"  He must have been a cool piece of work to 
move right through all of that chaos unnoticed.  He was tall, 
taller even than Usagi's boyfriend, and he wore all black, except 
for a silly white hat.  It made him look like a cartoon 
character.

"The Pharaoh, I presume," I said dryly.   Supreme Thunder rested 
loose in my hand, still warm.  "You've got a lot of nerve, pal, 
seeing as we hold all the cards."

"Do you?" he asked.  His confidence sucked away some of mine. He 
knew something I didn't, and I hate that, too.  "You see, we've 
done our research.  You can have Tomoe, or what's left of him, 
but I'm taking this and you won't do a thing to stop me."

"What makes you say that?"  I asked.  In the absence of a plan, 
it was always a good idea to keep them talking.  Out of the 
corner of my eye, I took in the situation.  Rini and Hotaru were 
huddled together by the booth.  The three Externals were in a 
Mexican standoff with Tomoe's goons and those 5 witches.  That 
left me and him.  He had the Crystal and a lot of attitude.  I 
had Supreme Thunder and a burning desire to be done with this 
damn case.  Smart money was on me.

I waited for the "but", since there's always a "but.  I didn't 
have to wait long.  He gestured and the curtain at the back of 
the stage lifted.   It was like something out of an old comic 
book.

A figure was tied up to the wall, like one of those circus dames 
they throw knives at.  Knives weren't the problem, though, the 
bomb was.  I couldn't see it too well from here, but given this 
guy's obvious lack of originality, I could guess that there was a 
timer on it clicking steadily down to zero.  

"You've got to be kidding," I said.  "You've been watching too 
many movies, pal."

"Maybe, but sometimes the classics are best," he chuckled.  "I 
think you know our friend over there, Kino Makoto.  In fact, you 
just spent some time with her this afternoon.  You shouldn't 
leave your prized possessions out in the open where anyone can 
find them, especially when you know you're being followed."

"You wouldn't dare!" I said, even though I knew he would, and 
had.  Now, the gloves were off.  

"It seems you have a choice," he went on in his best supervillian 
voice.  "You can try to stop me from walking out of here with the 
crystal, or you can rush over there to try to save your friend.  
You don't strike me as the technical type, but...."

Whatever his final insult would have been was lost forever in the 
roar of a gun.   He screamed like a little boy and collapsed as 
the blood from what used to be his knee splattered my clothes.  

"That's my crystal, Pharaoh, and I'm taking it back!  I'm Tsukino 
Usagi and I have just punished you!"  Usagi announced.  I 
couldn't believe she was still here.  Her white dress looked 
entirely clean, even as she lowered the smoking gun to her side.  
Her boyfriend, looking sharp in a black tuxedo, moved forward, 
collected the Crystal, and handed it to her.  

Explanations would have to wait.  Ami was in danger and nothing 
else mattered.  I dashed over to the wall and started prying at 
the bonds there.  It didn't look like they'd roughed her up too 
much, but she was out cold.  The blue bruise on the side of her 
head didn't match her hair at all.   A quick look down showed 
little time on the clock.  I probably should have done something 
with the bomb, but only she existed and I had to be as close to 
her as possible.   It's tough to untie ropes with tears in your 
eyes, though.  "Please someone help me!" I cried out.  Who'd have 
guessed it, me crying out for help.  I guess that's just what Ami 
does to me.

Help arrived from an unexpected source.  Hotaru dashed forward, 
closer and faster than the rest.  "There's been enough 
destruction," she said as she picked up the bomb and ran out the 
back door.  

"Hotaru!" Rini shouted, but her attempt to go after her friend 
was cut short by one of the witches, who was making her own 
escape attempt.   As the two of them tried to get untangled, 
sounds began to invade the room, sirens and plenty of them.  

Without another word, Usagi pocketed the crystal and ran out of 
the building.  As she hit the doorway, a loud explosion shook the 
air, but she kept going.  

"HOTARU!" Rini screamed.  

Finally, I got Ami down.  I collapsed to the floor, holding her 
in my arms.  If I hadn't been busy doing that, who knows what I 
might have done to the Pharaoh.   He was well in hand, however, 
as the three External agents put a collar on him.  The cops 
outside rounded up most of the goons and all but one of the 
witches.  

Before Rini could get to the door, a figure emerged from the 
cloud of dust that the explosion had kicked up.  It was Usagi, 
carrying Hotaru.  Rini raced forward and helped her sister lay 
the unconscious girl down.  "She'll be all right, Rini," Usagi 
told her sister in a comforting voice.  "She tossed it into a 
vacant lot, but when it went off, a rock flew up."  

Haruka approached gingerly, still stinging from the brawl with 
the goons.  "She'll have to come with us, you understand."

Rini might have exploded, but Setsuna was there to lay a calming 
hand on her shoulder.  "Given what we've seen today, I'm sure 
we'll return her to you very soon, little lady.  We'll get her 
the care she needs, ask her some questions, and then send her 
back to you."

I felt a soft hand on my own shoulder and knew it must be 
Michiru.  "We can take your friend to the hospital, too," she 
offered.

Wrapping my arms even more tightly around Ami, I shook my head.  
"I'll take care of her.  It's the least I can do.  Now, do you 
three want to explain just what the hell went on here tonight?"

Setsuna sighed and pulled a chair over, dusting it off neatly 
before sitting down.  "We've been after the Pharaoh for years 
now, but we've never been able to pin anything on him.  So, 
recently we decided to go after his underlings.  We knew that the 
Death Busters had a thing for nice jewels, talismans, that sort 
of thing, so we decided to set a trap."  She looked down at Rini 
with an apologetic smile.  "I'm sorry that it went off like it 
did, little lady.  I had hoped that by keeping you in the dark, 
I'd keep you out of trouble.  We had assumed that your sister 
would go to the police.  Then, we'd have enough to get a warrant 
on him.  Even though we'd never make anything stick with just the 
Crystal, we figured if we could get into his warehouse and his 
labs, we could dig up something that would stick."

"But she didn't go to the police," I pointed out.  "She came to 
me."

"That was unexpected," Haruka admitted. "You were a wild card, so 
we needed to keep an eye on you.  You caught us following you.  
Not many do."  I could see the admiration in her eyes and it made 
my heart swell.  

"So, we decided to let things play out, to see what you found 
out," Michiru continued. "You'd make a great agent, Makoto.  Any 
interest in joining External?"

I laughed, "My home is here, in the inner city."  Cradling Ami in 
my arms, I knew that really my home was here, with her.  "I've 
got one last question, then," I added, turning to my client and 
her beau.  "What the hell are you doing here and packing heat no 
less!"

Now that the heat of battle had cooled down, all of the calm 
serenity and confidence that she'd demonstrated had faded away.  
She giggled, "I knew it was Rini that had taken the Crystal and I 
could guess why she'd done it.  She and I are a lot alike and 
it's something I might have done in her place, to win my Mamoru."  
She gazed adoringly at Chiba, who was apparently the strong, 
silent type Mina loved so much. "I didn't want to get her into 
trouble with the police, but I wanted my crystal back, so I 
needed a private eye."

"But why me?" I asked, though I had a strong suspicion.

Her blush confirmed it.  Good thing that her boyfriend didn't see 
it, or she'd have been in for some tough questions later.  "A 
...friend... of mine told me about you.  She said you were the 
best PI in the city.  As for tonight, well, this is the nicest 
new club in town and it's our anniversary, isn't it sweetie?"  
She looked over at Chiba who nodded and smiled at her.  She went 
on, "He got me this!"  She brandished the gun, making everyone 
duck as the point made a circle of every head in the room.  

"It's not safe for a woman on the streets these days," Chiba 
explained, placing his hand on hers and pointing the gun safely 
at the floor.  "I had no idea she'd be such a good shot."

"Good shot?" Usagi asked in confusion, "I just wanted to scare 
him, not shoot him in the back, or the knee, or whatever."  

As they began to squabble, I stopped paying attention. So it was 
all Rei's fault.  Looking down at the young woman in my arms, I 
realized I'd have to thank her, and Mina too for putting me on 
the right path, intentionally or not.  Gently, I brushed Ami's 
hair out of her eyes.  Suddenly, she trembled and her eyes opened 
wearily. 

"Mako, is that you?  Are you all right?" she asked.  The love and 
concern in her voice started the waterworks.  I turned my head so 
my tears would splash onto her face.  

"I'm fine, Ami, and you will be, too.  Everything is going to be 
just fine."  They left us alone at that point.  Good friends do 
things like that.  

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