Episode 5: Weak Spots
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Akane soaked in the hot water of the furo, eyes closed as she recalled
the lovemaking session she just completed with Kasumi and Dr.
Tofu. It was, as Nabiki and Ranko had told her it would be,
extremely pleasurable and physically satisfying. But she had to admit
that it hadn't been as emotionally satisfying as it was with Ranma.
Akane wondered if that was the way her sisters felt with Ranma.
Although she and Kasumi and Dr. Tofu had brought each other to
climax many times, it seemed that she was somehow clinically
detached from the lovemaking. She could at last admit to herself that
there was nothing between Dr. Tofu and herself except as a friend or
a member of the family.
She stepped out of the furo and dried herself, wrapping a gi around
her body for cover. She had taken to wearing nothing but the gi on
the way to and from the bath, and she and Ranma dressed only in
their underwear nearly every night while they were in their room.
The exceptions were when their parents asked to enter.
After she walked up the stairs she paused for a second in front of
Kasumi's door. Soun had initially objected to Dr. Tofu moving in
with Kasumi, but Kasumi reminded him that they were engaged and
said that a trial period of living together would make for a more
harmonious marriage. She continued past Kasumi's door without any
regret and opened her own.
The room was dark, and Ranma lay with his back to the door. Akane
closed the door and let the gi slip from her body. She slipped in
under the covers behind him. He refused to look at her.
Akane: "Where are Nabiki and Ranko?"
Ranma: "I didn't want to... you know. They offered to stay, but I
wanted to be alone."
Akane snuggled up to Ranma and hugged his chest from behind. She
wished he would look at her.
Ranma: "Did you... did you enjoy it?"
Akane: "He's very good. Kasumi's lucky to have him. Just like we
have each other."
They both lay in silence for a moment.
Akane: "Ranma, what is it?"
Ranma: "I was... I wasn't sure that you would come back."
Akane: "What? Why would you think that?"
Ranma: "I thought, maybe Dr. Tofu would be so much better than
me that you'd stay with him."
Akane: "Ranma, you dummy. Even if he was better than you, I don't
love him."
Ranma: "I didn't know..."
Akane: "Ranma, are you crying?"
Akane lifted her hand to Ranma's face and found the wetness at his
eyes. She knew that if she had felt at her own face she would find her
own. She had meant that much to him. She crawled over him,
turning him onto his back, and kissed the tears away.
Akane remembered he had done the same for her, after he had taken
her virginity.
Akane lay next to Ranma and pulled his body onto her own, shifting
him downward so that his face lay nestled against her breast, his
hand resting on her waist. Akane's hand rested on his back, the other
finding its own spot on the back of his head.
Akane: "Do you want to make love?"
Ranma: "Can I just hold you?"
Akane nodded and stroked Ranma's hair, playing with the strands
between her fingers. Ranma soon fell asleep.
Akane: "What if we started over, Ranma? Just be boyfriend and
girlfriend and find out everything about each other? Would
that convince you I'd never leave?"
Akane hugged Ranma a little closer to herself and closed her eyes.
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Gosunkugi sat outside the gymnasium window, taking pictures of the
female gymnasts in their gym shorts.
Gosunkugi: "Oh... so beautiful... So sensuous... Akane Tendo...
Ranko Saotome... I love you..."
Gosunkugi took out some photos from his collection and spread them
on the ground. He rubbed his crotch as he started to salivate.
Gosunkugi: "So sexy..."
Gosunkugi orgasmed and lost consciousness, his head falling forward
until it hit the ground. Ranma, who had been playing soccer, noticed
the ostrich-like shape by the gymnasium window. He went over to
investigate while the rest of the players followed in curiosity.
Gosunkugi fell over and rolled onto his back. Ranma was outraged at
the photographs of Akane and Ranko, but was afraid of touching
them (not knowing what else Gosunkugi used them for). Ranma was
surprised when Nabiki showed up with a flame-thrower and burnt the
photos.
Nabiki: "Don't worry, Ranma, I'll handle this." [turning to the
conscious and out of breath Gosunkugi on the ground and
pointing the flame-thrower at him] "So, it appears the
rumors were true. Are there any other photographs of either
my sister or sister-in-law?"
Gosunkugi recognized his precarious position, so he emptied out his
library of photographs onto the ground. Nabiki quickly destroyed
them all.
Nabiki: "As their agent, if I ever find you in possession of any non-
official photographs again, I will have to take drastic
measures and dry that stain... permanently."
Gosunkugi gulped nervously as Nabiki sent a blast of flame darting
close to his crotch. The crowd that had gathered looked at the wet
spot on his pants and murmured among themselves. He was just glad
he didn't soil himself.
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Ranma and the others went back to playing soccer. He hoped that
what Nabiki did would solve the problem. He didn't like to beat up
on defenseless people, but this was Akane and Ranko that guy was
going after.
Ranma: "I never noticed him before."
Daisuke: "Who, Voodoo Spike Gosunkugi? He's the type no one
notices."
Hiroshi: "But he is the type that'll get arrested and placed in a mental
institution."
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Gosunkugi: "That fool Saotome! He's the one to blame for all of
this. Coming out of nowhere and winning my Akane's hand
overnight. That fool Saotome!"
Gosunkugi secured the candles to his head with his bandanna,
lighting them as he took out his voodoo doll, hammer, and trusted
five-inch nail. He started to pound the nail into the doll.
Gosunkugi: "That fool Saotome!" [hits himself with hammer] "Feh.
The last indignity."
Gosunkugi screamed and ran around the courtyard as his hair caught
fire.
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Kuno ran into the courtyard as the school day ended, chasing down
Ranma.
Kuno: "Ranma Saotome! Prepare yourself."
Ranma: "Hi, Blue Blunder."
Kuno swung his bokken at Ranma, who dodged and kicked Kuno in
the face. Kuno flew backwards and landed on the ground.
Ranma: "Long time no see. Is there something I can do for you?"
Kuno: "Its after the fact now, but..."
Kuno handed Ranma a letter of challenge as the other students
mumbled among themselves. Akane and Ranko walked out of the
gym and up to Ranma, with Akane taking his hand in her own,
causing even more comment. Kuno jumped toward them.
Kuno: "Akane Dendo! Wanko Saodome! Look whad I can do wid
my dongue!"
Kuno waved his tongue at the two girls, hoping to impress them with
the oral skills he had learned from his sister. He ran into Ranko's
foot and was knocked back onto the ground again. Everyone left him
there and went home.
Gosunkugi: "Every man has a weak spot. Find it and he's finished."
Kuno looked up to see someone with his head completely wrapped in
gauze looking down at him.
Kuno: "What are you?"
Gosunkugi: "Freshman Group F. Hikaru Gosunkugi. You wouldn't
know me. No one does. But I know Ranma Saotome. Shall
I tell you his weak spot?"
Kuno: "Do you think that I've fallen so low as to strike secretly at my
enemy's weak spot?"
Gosunkugi: "Ok, good-bye."
Kuno: "What is it?"
Gosunkugi: "What?"
Kuno: "There is no dishonor in striking at a weak spot openly. What
is it?"
Gosunkugi: "But I don't know what it is yet."
Kuno: "Then find out, you idiot."
Kuno hit Gosunkugi away with his bokken. Lower life forms had to
be properly disciplined.
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Ranma landed on Kuno's head.
Ranma: "What's up, Gosunkugi? Why'd you want to meet me here?"
Kuno: "What are you doing on my head?"
Ranma: "Check it out."
Ranma showed Kuno a letter from Gosunkugi asking him to stand on
Kuno's head. Gosunkugi threw a box of small creatures at Ranma.
Kuno fell onto the floor.
Gosunkugi: "I never did find his weak spot, so I decided to see if he
was afraid of horrible creatures."
Ranma: "So that's it, huh? Looking for my weak spot? Don't waste
your time."
Kuno: "Liar! Liar! Even Tatewaki Kuno is afraid of these things.
And you claim to fear nothing? If that's the case, if I find
out what it is, you will arrange for me to date with your
sister."
Ranma: "Get bent, upperclasshole."
Ranma left the gym. Kuno grabbed Gosunkugi and shook him so
that Gosunkugi got whiplash.
Kuno: "You must find out what Saotome's weak spot is. Then we
can force him to do our bidding."
Ranma's scream floated into the gymnasium. Kuno and Gosunkugi
ran after him, but fell into a pit and had their legs caught in bear
traps.
Kuno: [bleeding heavily] "And why did you dig this pit right here?"
Gosunkugi: "Um... I wanted to see if Saotome was afraid of...
gangrene?"
Kuno: "Gangrene?!"
Kuno started to run, but hit the side of the pit and knocked himself
unconscious when he fell backwards. Gosunkugi started to wonder
about the wisdom of using him as a tool to get rid of Ranma as he
released and bandaged his own leg. Kuno woke up.
Kuno: "I must rescue my loves from that beast Saotome!"
Kuno started to climb out of the pit, bear trap still attached to his leg.
Gosunkugi hammered another nail into the voodoo doll.
Gosunkugi: "That fool Saotome!"
Gosunkugi looked up as the candles tied to his head ignited Kuno's
pants. Gosunkugi fell back into the pit as Kuno's foot stepped on his
face.
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Caretaker: "Stupid children. Digging pits right outside of the
academic buildings."
The grounds caretaker started to shovel the mound of dirt back into
the pit. Gosunkugi woke as the dirt filled his mouth. He stood up.
The caretaker screamed in fright and hit him on the head with his
shovel.
Caretaker: "Get back in your grave! The dead should stay dead!"
The caretaker started to shovel the dirt even faster.
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A group of students looked up from their poker game to the sight of a
Kuno engulfed in a ball of flame, running wildly in search of the
pool, his left leg encased in a metal trap.
Student: "Kuno?"
Student: "Kuno."
They returned to their poker game.
***************
Ranma walked back to the dojo with Ranko and Akane.
Akane: "What was it, Ranma?"
Ranma: "I don't want to talk about it."
Akane: [indignant] "I told you that I couldn't swim. I thought we
were going to be open with each other."
Ranma: "Well..."
Ranko: "It wasn't anything. Nope. Nothing."
Ranko covered Ranma's mouth with her hands and ran off with him
to the dojo. Akane watched them go and figured that whatever it was
that affected Ranma must affect Ranko as well. A small pig wearing
a yellow collar wandered onto the road in front of her while dragging
a backpack behind it.
Akane: "Hi Ryoga. Did you make it home?"
Ryoga: "Bwee!"
Ryoga shook his head "no".
Akane: "Well, you look tired, so why don't I take you back to the
dojo... and Ranko."
Akane smiled as Ryoga blushed, which looked peculiar in his present
form. Ryoga followed her as they walked back to the dojo.
***************
Ranko: "Are you crazy, Ranma? I don't want them knowing about
that!"
Ranma: "But... we did... I mean..."
Ranko: "They'll laugh at us until they choke."
Genma came running by and dragged Ranma to the dojo, throwing
him to the floor.
Genma: "Today, I will start training you from the beginning."
Ranma: "What's this all about? C'mon, what?"
Genma: "I heard about it. How you screamed and were found
unconscious. I didn't raise my son to be so fragile."
Genma leapt into the air and kicked at Ranma, who dodged.
Ranma: "Wait a minute, that was..."
Akane: "What was it?"
Ranma gets kicked to the floor while distracted. Akane entered the
dojo, followed by Ranko holding a happy Ryoga against her breasts.
Akane: "Mr. Saotome! Does Ranma really have a weak spot?"
Genma: "Well, he is..."
Ranko kicks a bucket of water so that it hits Genma's head,
transforming him into a panda.
Ranko: "Would you mind keeping your nose out of our business?"
Akane: [angry] "Don't talk to me like that! Can't you even trust
me?"
Ranma: "We... we can't."
Akane: "What?"
Ranma: "And there's a very good reason. Take a look."
Ranma smashed the floor of the dojo and pulled up Gosunkugi, who
was in the middle of giving himself a tetanus shot.
Ranma: "See?"
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Ranko went to the furo to the knowing smile of her mother, who
tacitly informed her that she knew exactly what was going on.
Ryoga's eyes widened as he watched Ranko undress in front of him.
He had seen her naked after their lovemaking, but this time she did a
little striptease for him.
Ranko: "Did you miss me? I missed you."
Ranko poured hot water onto Ryoga, changing him back to human
form. Before he could react, she started to soap his body with the
washtowel. Ranko ran the washtowel over his chest and legs, finally
stopping at his erect manhood. The rough texture of the washtowel
scraped against the sensitive skin and Ranko took the opportunity to
both stroke his manhood in her hand and kiss him simultaneously.
Ryoga was disappointed when Ranko stopped to pour hot water over
their bodies, rinsing both of them off. She handed the washtowel to
Ryoga and turned her back to him.
Ranko: "Its your turn, now."
Ryoga started to lather Ranko's back. He really wanted to lay her
onto the floor and make love to her, but bathing each other was fun,
and he knew that they'd get there eventually. Ranko scooted over and
pressed her body to his; she took his hands in her own and started to
scrub her breasts. Ranko could feel his arousal trapped between their
bodies.
Ranko reached over and got some hot water to wash the soap off.
She turned around and started to slide down Ryoga's body, his
aroused manhood tracing a path across her stomach and through her
breasts. Ryoga couldn't believe how lucky he was to be involved with
such a woman. His nosebleeds seemed to be a thing of the past as
well.
Ranma's scream came floating in from outside. Ryoga jumped up
and started to run toward the scream, wanting to find out what had
scared Ranma so badly, possibly being able to use it against him in
the future. Ryoga no longer hated Ranma, but he still owed him a
fight. Ranko cursed to herself as Ryoga's wet body slipped from her
grasp.
Ranko: "Ryoga, you dummy!"
Ranko splashed Ryoga with cold water, turning him into his pig
form. Ryoga went bouncing off out of the house. Ranko quickly
dried herself off and ran after him.
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Gosunkugi heard Ranma's scream of terror and ran toward the source
of the noise. He was quickly trampled and knocked unconscious by
the members of the Tendo household.
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Ranma lay unconscious on the ground with a cat on his chest.
Kasumi: "Hanachiyo! There you are!"
Akane: "Ranma!"
Kasumi picked the cat off of Ranma's body. Genma filled a bucket of
water and threw it on Ranma.
Genma: "Coward! And you call yourself a man?"
Ranma and Ranko: "Shut up! This is all your fault!"
Genma: "Oh, so?"
Genma held a cat in his hands. Ranma and Ranko both fled behind
other people.
Nodoka: "Dearest, what do they mean that its your fault?"
Genma gulped.
**************
Everyone sat around the living room table, except for Ryoga, who in
his pig form was being held on top of the table by Ranko.
Genma: "When my children were ten years old, I decided to train
them in the method of the Cat-Fist."
Nabiki: "The Cat-Fist?"
Genma: "Yes. Take fish sausages, tie it around the trainees, and
throw them into a pack of hungry cats!"
Kasumi: "Goodness!"
Soun: "How vigorous."
Genma: "This manual led me to do it. But it contained a terrible
trick."
Genma showed the others a combat manual. Soun took it and opened
it to the description of the Cat-Fist.
Soun: "But... what?"
Genma: "Turn the page."
Soun turned the page, only to read that the teaching technique that
Genma used was described as "a teaching technique that would be
used only by a total idiot."
Genma: "I fell for it completely."
Ranko and Ranma: [hitting Genma] "What a stupid father."
Genma: "Oh?"
Genma pulled out a cat, and the twins retreated to a safe distance.
Soun and Nabiki start to place cats on the twin's bodies.
Nabiki: "I can't believe it. Are you two really afraid of a couple of
little cats?"
Kasumi: "You're not really afraid are you? They're so cute."
Genma: "No! No! No!"
Genma starts to leave, but is stopped by Nodoka, who looks at her
husband with a disapproving expression on her face.
Nodoka: "And what else is there to this story, husband?"
Genma: "Um... I tried to combat the fear of cats by tying dried
sardines and throwing them into the pit of hungry cats, then
salted sardines. I even tried fish cakes. Each new failure
tore up my heart."
Nodoka: [very angry] "What about our children?"
Genma: "And that training produced yet another tragedy!"
Kasumi: "You mean there's more?"
Genma: "When they're fear of cats come to a peak, they yowl."
Soun: "They yowl?"
Genma: "At that point... they are uncontrollable."
Kasumi: "How terrifying."
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Akane smiled as she placed wet towels on Ranma's and Ranko's
forehead.
Ranma and Ranko: "Get them off! Get them off!"
Akane: "Don't let it worry you two. Its cute to have a little weak
spot."
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Kasumi: "Stay in here, Hanachiyo. Don't frighten Ranma anymore."
Kasumi put Hanachiyo into a cat carrier and left for the kitchen.
Gosunkugi crept up and opened it to look in. Hanachiyo reacted and
Gosunkugi screamed. He left the dojo with a scarred face.
Gosunkugi: "Just you wait, Saotome. I will soon lead you into feline
hell!"
***************
Nabiki entered Ranko's room as Gosunkugi's scream floated in the
air. Everyone thought it was Genma, so they ignored it.
Nabiki: "Are they still frightened of those cats?"
Akane: "They're still a little jumpy."
Nabiki: "Well, there is a way to calm them down..."
Nabiki and Akane looked knowingly at each other. Akane suddenly
remembered who else was in the room.
Akane: "Ryoga!"
Nabiki: "Ryoga?"
Akane poured some hot water on Ryoga to turn him back to his naked
human form. He immediately tried to hide his private parts as he
searched for the spare set of clothes he left in the room. From below
came Kasumi's voice telling them that dinner was ready.
***************
Dr. Tofu entered the dojo. Kasumi hugged him as he entered and
they walked holding each other's hands.
Kasumi: "How was your day?"
Dr. Tofu: "Tiring. But I saw all the patients you scheduled for home
visits."
Kasumi: "Too tired for..."
Dr. Tofu: [nodding] "I'm sorry."
Kasumi: "Don't be sorry." [puts her arm around his waist and draws
closer as they walk] "Its not as if I need it as often as we do
it."
Dr. Tofu: "You don't?"
Kasumi: "But it is nice how often you want to do it."
***************
Nabiki: "Daddy?"
Soun: "Yes, Nabiki?"
Nabiki: "Since Kasumi's been spending most of the day at the clinic,
Auntie Nodoka's been doing almost all the cooking and
housecleaning. I think we should consider hiring a
housekeeper to take care of the household duties."
Soun: "Fine, fine."
Soun continued to read the evening newspaper. Nabiki wasn't totally
sure if he had been paying attention, but she would be handling all
the arrangements. She'd already placed advertisements in the paper
for the next day. Hopefully she could get some young, attractive
applicants that would also be willing to participate in her lucrative
side business.
***************
Ranko and Ryoga sat across from each other. She had once again
snuck him into her room using his cursed form, but refused to turn
him back. Ranko picked Ryoga up by his bandanna and locked him
in a makeshift cage.
Ryoga: "Bwee?"
Ranko: "I'm still mad at you for running out on me in the bath."
Ryoga: "Bwee..."
***************
Nabiki entered Akane's room. Ranma and Akane were already busy
studying. Privately, Nabiki thought that their studying technique was
a crock; it definitely increased the time needed but it was true that
their grades had been at the "A" level since they started.
Akane lay naked on her side, reading her textbook. Ranma slowly
penetrated her from behind, his erect manhood not moving very
much, but not needing to. Nabiki undressed and lay down next to
Akane, her fingers running lightly through Akane's pubic hair and
touching the joining sexes. She moved her head near her fingers and
extended her tongue to lightly taste the lovers.
Akane continued to read. When she was done, she'd be brought to
orgasm and then it would be Nabiki's turn. Or Ranma's.
***************
Kasumi looked fondly down at the sleeping Dr. Tofu. After eating
dinner and taking a bath, he had almost instantly fallen asleep. She
played a little with a few stray strands of hair, then went to her closet
to change into a nightgown.
As she combed her long hair she mused about their future life
together. Getting married almost seemed to be an afterthought; the
only real question was when. Their relationship had been perfect
since before he moved in with her. They meshed perfectly, both in
personality and physically.
Kasumi took a last look at Dr. Tofu in the light. His bare chest rose
and fell softly. It took her a minute to realize that it seemed to her
that something was missing. It took her another minute to realize
that it was her. Kasumi turned off the light and slipped next to her
fiance.
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Marital Arts 5 - Part II
Ryoga woke when he heard his name. He blinked in his cage; the
lights in the room were still on. Ranko lay nude above the bedsheets,
her hands running down her sides, her eyes closed.
Ranko: "Oh... Ryoga..."
Ryoga watched as Ranko's hands went to her breasts, her fingers
lightly teasing her nipples until they stood erect and prominent,
nestled in dark circles set against whiteness. Ranko's hands cupped,
then massaged her breasts. She drew a finger up the valley between
them.
Ranko: "Yes... I love your tongue running... like that..."
Ryoga: "Bwee!"
Ranko heard Ryoga but she had been awake since the beginning. She
kept on masturbating, partly to punish him for running out on her
and partly for what she wanted to tell him; besides, she was aroused.
Ranko: "Ryoga... don't tease... can't you see how wet I am?"
Ranko's right hand drifted down to her red pubic hair and parted her
lips. Ryoga could see Ranko's juices glistening on the pink flesh as
he looked down at her supple body. Ranko slowly slipped a finger
into herself, arcing her back at the pleasure she felt.
Ranko: "Fill me, Ryoga... Yes... like that."
Ranko plunged her fingers into her sex, letting her excitement build.
Both she and Ryoga could imagine his manhood taking the place of
her fingers.
***************
Ranma lay on his back reading his textbook. He tried to concentrate
on his studies; it was difficult with his cock rising into the air and
Akane and Nabiki giving it their full attention. The blanket that they
lay on was already damp with their sweat and cum.
The only real drawback to their studying "technique" was that
sometimes during class it would seem that he felt the hands and the
kisses running over his body. During the last quiz he actually found
that he had an erection. Luckily no one noticed and he was able to
hit his 'Shiatsu Impotence Spot' (the counter to the 'Erection Spot',
quickly developed while Ranko was using the 'Spot' with impunity).
Twenty minutes later he had finished his studying and did a quick
mental check to make sure he remembered everything. He then
turned his attention to the two sisters.
Ranma took Akane's hand and led her to straddle his face. She
eagerly lowered herself onto him, and shuddered as his tongue slid
along her slit and reached her clit. Nabiki straddled his cock and
lowered herself just as eagerly, letting her pussy lips be pushed apart
by his invading member.
Akane let herself be quickly carried to orgasm, her clit erect and
sensitive to every movement of Ranma's tongue. Ranma's tongue left
her clit and plunged deep into her pussy, eliciting more moans as his
fingers replaced it. Akane ground her hips onto Ranma's mouth to
achieve the greatest penetration.
Nabiki pulled at her nipples as she continued to grind her hips into
Ranma's. Every so often Ranma would thrust his hips up and drive
his member a little deeper into her, almost making it seem that she
was riding a bucking bronco. She moaned as she started to fall
forward, bumping into Akane's swaying body.
Ranma stepped up his tongue assault on Akane, who gasped as the
new attack sent her over the edge. She fell forward as her muscles
rebelled against her control. Ranma continued to lick at her body,
gently bringing Akane pleasure as she recovered. Akane rolled off
Ranma's face and watched Nabiki, who was also rapidly approaching
orgasm.
Ranma started to rapidly thrust into Nabiki, wanting to time their
orgasms together. The increased turbulence took Nabiki over the
edge; her pussy muscles lovingly squeezed Ranma's imbedded penis
as she continued to bounce on his engorged member.
Nabiki felt Ranma's seed start to splash in her and smiled. Ranma
emptied himself into her thirsty pussy and Nabiki tiredly lifted herself
off after he was done. Nabiki and Akane cuddled against Ranma as
they let the night air dry the sweat from their bodies.
***************
Ranko: "Shampoo... what are you doing here..."
Ryoga: "Ernk?"
Ryoga couldn't take his eyes of the aroused Ranko. But he was
confused. Shampoo?
Ranko: "Oh... Shampoo... Ryoga... yes..."
Ryoga was confused. Was Ranko fantasizing that she was making
love to both him and Shampoo at the same time? He didn't really like
her, though he had found her attractive during their time together.
Was Ranko a lesbian?
Ranko: "Yes, Ryoga... do me doggy-style..."
Ranko turned over onto her knees, her ass high in the air as she
continued to plunge her fingers deep into herself. Her head lay on
the bed, the saliva from her tongue making her lips glisten, and
Ryoga could imagine her eating Shampoo's pussy as she continued to
take him in from behind. Ryoga felt ashamed for thinking of such a
thing. But the fantasy of making love to more than one woman was
one that every young schoolboy had.
Ranko: "Oh! Ryoga! Shampoo! I love you!"
Ryoga could see Ranko's honey run down her thighs. Ranko
suddenly let out a low moan as her pussy clamped down on her
fingers; her body slowly slid forward until she was lay flat on the bed.
Ranko looked at the coating of honey on her fingers and slowly licked
them clean, one at a time.
Ranko walked to Ryoga, opening the cage and taking him out.
Ranko sat on the floor and placed Ryoga on her lap, then poured the
hot thermos water onto him.
Ryoga looked at her, forgetting her nudity as well as his own.
Ranko: "Ryoga..."
Ryoga: "Are you... I mean..."
Ranko: "I love you, Ryoga. I love Shampoo, too. I've made love to
you both. Is that so horrible?"
Ranko started to cry.
Ryoga: "I have to think about... I don't know..."
Ryoga dressed and started to make for the door. Ranko spun him
around and kissed him, her tears splashing on his face.
Ranko: "I'll wait for you."
Ryoga left the dojo.
***************
Akane and Ranko followed Ranma to the gym. He had just received
a letter saying that both of them had been captured and were
imprisoned there. Unfortunately for whomever sent it, they were
with him in the classroom when it arrived.
They entered the gym. On the small stage sat Gosunkugi, wearing a
girl's dress and a wig that was half-black and half-red. The
practicing basketball team ignored him.
Gosunkugi: "Help, Ranma, Help! Don't you recognize me? Its me,
Rankakane."
Ranma: "You are seriously disturbed."
Gosunkugi: "Ha! Ha! You've fallen into my trap, Saotome!"
Gosunkugi pulled on a hanging rope, opening a trapdoor. Nobody
got caught by it.
Ranma: "Now listen..."
Gosunkugi: "I prepared a brilliant back up plan just for this
eventuality."
Gosunkugi was hit by a log tied to the ceiling and fell through the
trapdoor. Ranma, Ranko, and Akane jumped down after him.
Ranma: "Now, what's this all about?"
Gosunkugi: "Its all over for me... here, Saotome. I want you to have
this."
Gosunkugi handed Ranma a fish sausage.
Ranma: "Huh?"
Ranma and Ranko: "Urk?"
The cats woke at the smell. They could feel the fear in the twins and
instantly fell in love with them.
Gosunkugi: "Heh. Heh. Heh. Your weak spot is cats! Go ahead.
Scream, Ranma. Let it all out. I am your master now!"
Ranma and Ranko started to laugh as the cats started to purr and
climb onto them. There was no way they'd show any weakness to a
pathetic jerk like Gosunkugi.
Ranma: "You fool! You think a mere cat will frighten me?!"
Akane watched as Ranma and Ranko started to laugh a little crazily.
She knew that they couldn't hold on for much longer, so she took
both of them by their pigtails and headed for the door.
Gosunkugi: "So Saotome's weak spot isn't cats... after all that trouble
I went through for a whole week to get that... Akane? Um...
you shouldn't..."
Akane: "Butt out, you creep!"
Gosunkugi: "Akane! You spoke to me!"
Akane opened the door. A tiger popped out.
Akane retreated to the other side of the room as the tiger entered.
Ranko and Ranma clung to each other as the cats continued to crawl
over them. Gosunkugi lay on the floor unconscious, his nose broken
after he attempted to feel Akane up under the guise of retreating from
the tiger.
Ranma and Ranko yowled, shifting to a four-footed stance as they
started to stalk the tiger, who was confused by the change in the aura
of the creatures facing him.
***************
The basketball players watched as Kuno strolled across the court and
interrupted their game. He started to laugh to himself as he
contemplated the thought of having the power of fear over Ranma.
The stage exploded as the cats sought to flee the fighting. The tiger
landed in Kuno's arms.
Kuno: "I'm sorry, but my heart belongs to another."
Ranma and Ranko came flying out onto the floor. The tiger
attempted to hide behind Kuno. Ranma swung at Kuno, who
managed to dodge.
Kuno: "Ranma Saotome! Have you gone mad?"
Kuno swung at Ranma, but Ranma intercepted the bokken. The
bokken turned into a party favor as the floor was shredded into
ribbons.
Player: "He didn't even touch it and its like excelsior paper! What
kind of power does he have?"
Kuno: "My blade! How dare you defile such a weapon?"
Ranma: "Hsss...."
Kuno: "Fetch." [throws bokken] "Feh. The coward has turned tail
and run."
Ranma followed the remains of the bokken as it flew out the doorway.
Akane followed. Ranko jumped toward Kuno.
Kuno: "Oh my love! Come to me!"
Kuno was left unconscious by Ranko, his clothes shredded and
hanging like rags from his body, his erection clearly visible to
everyone. Above him lay the unconscious tiger.
Player: "Eww! Look! Homosexual Bestiality!"
Player: "Don't look at him!"
***************
Ranko bounced after Ranma and Akane, screeching a little at the
sight of an unconscious Genma dressed as an old woman. Ranma
started to rub against Akane's leg, purring as he walked around her.
Nodoka caught up to her husband. The twins meowed happily and
made their way to her. She let them come up to her, stroking their
hair as she tried to keep them calm.
Akane: "Auntie Nodoka! How will we get them back to normal?"
Nodoka: "I don't know, Akane dear. Maybe if we take them to Dr.
Tofu, he'll be able to do something for them."
Ranma and Ranko started to circle each other, sniffing at each other's
body. The other students commented that they really seemed to think
that they were cats. Ranma started to mount Ranko. Everyone
gasped.
Akane: "Ranma!"
Nodoka: "Ranko must be... fertile right now. Akane, you have to
separate them. Ranma won't hurt you."
Akane: "Ranma! Stop!"
Ranma: "Mwrr?"
The girls giggled appreciatively as they saw the bulge in Ranma's
crotch, his cock straining against the confines of his pants. None of
them would admit it publicly, but after talking to Akane about
Ranma's performance in bed, they had all fantasized about him.
Akane: "Ranma! Stop!"
Akane couldn't pull Ranma away from Ranko. It seemed that Ranma
was actually going to simulate sex (since he wasn't aware enough to
take off his pants) with Ranko right there in the courtyard no matter
what she did.
Akane: "Ranma you dummy!"
Akane suddenly kicked Ranma and Ranko and watched them fly
away.
Nodoka: "Akane, that doesn't solve anything if they land together.
Now, where did you kick them?"
***************
Ranma and Ranko sat outside the Furinkan High pool, topless and
wringing their clothes. They had suddenly found themselves in the
pool.
Ranma: "What happened?"
Ranko: "I remember being surrounded by cats..."
Akane ran into the pool area followed by everyone else. She was
relieved that the twins seemed to have returned to normal. The other
students looked at the topless Ranma, his cursed form causing a
collective hyperventilation among the males. Akane quickly got the
two to put their shirts back on and took the wet bra from Ranko
before anyone noticed.
The students cleared a wide path as they made their way home. The
only thing that they noticed was that Ranko wasn't wearing a bra and
the outline of Ranma's crotch in the wet clothes. Ranko and Ranma
sighed in relief. Their secret was still safe.
***************
Gosunkugi grimaced as the school nurse set his nose. But Akane had
touched him, even if it was just with her elbow. She broke his nose,
but wasn't that a sign of true affection? He knew Kuno would agree.
He looked as she bent over him, the opening at the top of her nurse's
uniform allowing him a view of her generous cleavage. He stuttered
an answer to her questions, but his manhood remained unaroused.
She left to do some paperwork. Gosunkugi looked over at one of the
magazines and saw the cover showing a girl in a dress showing less
than what he had just seen.
He orgasmed in his pants and fainted again.
****************
Kuno lay unconscious in the gymnasium, the tiger still lying on top
of his body. No one had separated them, assuming that Kuno wanted
to remain that way and not wanting to touch him in any event, his
predilection for perversion being well known.
***************
Ranma: "Are you really hiring a housekeeper?"
Nabiki: "With Dr. Tofu and Kasumi working until late at the clinic I
don't see why not. We have enough money."
Ranko: "We do?"
Nabiki: "I just ran off another printing of that magazine and it sold
out again. We've got an emergency household fund of one
million yen and private accounts of about fifty thousand yen
each. Ranko and Kasumi's accounts are twice as large
because they were the models. Here are the bankbooks."
Nabiki placed the bankbooks on the table. Ranko looked at hers and
smiled at the thought of having money to spare instead of being broke
while living on the road.
Ranko: "And how large is your personal account?"
Nabiki: "That is a secret." [laughing]
Akane: "Are there really that many perverts at Furinkan High?"
Nabiki: [laughing] "Of course. When are you two going to pose for
me?"
Ranma: "I just can't believe people actually get off on those."
Nabiki: "That's because you've had the real thing, Ranma."
Nabiki stretched lazily, letting her leg graze against Ranma under the
table cover. Kasumi giggled and snuggled against Dr. Tofu as they
watched television.
Kasumi: "We certainly belong to a special family."
Ranma: "So when are you going to find your own boyfriend,
Nabiki?"
Nabiki: "Getting tired of me already, Ranma?"
Nabiki laughed, showing that she wasn't offended by his question.
Under the table, her foot made its way to playfully caress the crotch
of his pants. Ranma returned the favor.
Nabiki: "Or just exhausted? I figure I won't have to wait long."
Ranma: "What do you mean?"
Nabiki: "A good catch is bound to come along sometime. Think
about it. Before you came nothing ever happened around
here. Well, except for Kuno, but he doesn't count. Already
we've had the two of you get together, Kasumi and Dr. Tofu
get together, and Ryoga, Shampoo, Kodachi, and the Golden
Pair."
Ranma: "Well, what about Kuno?"
Nabiki: "Are you serious, Ranma? I have a reputation to think of. I
can't waste it on a sadomasochistic homosexual bestialitist."
Akane: "A what?"
Nabiki: "That's what the latest rumors are. At least after what
happened today at school. And that guy who was taking
pictures is a transvestite pornographic peeping tom."
Akane noticed Ranko looking down at her tea.
Akane: "Are you OK, Ranko?"
Ranko: "Yeah... I'm OK, Akane. Its just Ryoga... and Shampoo."
Akane: "I understand." [taking Ranko's hand] "They'll come back."
Ranko: "Its already been a week."
Ranma: "That's normal for Ryoga."
Ranko suppressed the urge to hit Ranma. He was right.
Ranma: "You haven't told them about... us. Are you?"
Ranko: "I want to... someday."
Ranma: "Don't... don't worry about me."
Ranko and Akane looked at Ranma. They both knew that he was
basically giving his permission for Ryoga and Shampoo to make love
to Akane once they knew about the Marital Arts School; whether or
not they actually did was up to Akane, but Ranma wouldn't try to stop
them if she wanted to.
Ranko knew that Ryoga and Ranma still had their problems. She
hugged Ranma.
Akane: "Don't worry about me, either."
Akane took Ranma's hand and lost herself in his eyes.
Akane: "When did you change so much?"
Akane leaned over to kiss Ranma. Ranko and Nabiki looked at each
other with mischievous eyes and crawled under the table cover.
Akane joined them a minute later as they started to kiss at Ranma's
cock.
The three of them hit their heads as Nodoka announced the return of
herself and the fathers. They just barely managed to resume the more
innocent pose they affected in public as their parents entered the
living room.
***************
Nabiki looked at the housekeeper applicant. After a small test, she
seemed competent enough to handle the cooking and housekeeping
duties. She was discreet and beautiful, which was perfect in the event
that she could be persuaded to model for her next pornographic
magazine. The only problem was that she was young. Only sixteen.
Nabiki: "Are you sure that you can handle both the duties of the
position and your schoolwork, Miss..." [checking the resume
to make sure she got the name right] "Kuonji?"
Ukyo: "I'm sure. And please, call me Kyoko."
Nabiki: "Well, right now you appear to be the top applicant, though I
have some others to interview. I should be able to let you
know within two days."
The two smiled at each other as they both stood up. Nabiki
accompanied Ukyo to the door. Nabiki recalled the events of the past
two weeks and the secrecy of the family's Marital Arts school.
Nabiki: "In the event that you are hired, I may ask you to sign a
confidentiality agreement. Due to the events that sometimes
happen around the dojo. Does this bother you, Kyoko?"
Ukyo: "Oh, not at all. I practice martial arts myself, so I know how
things are sometimes. I have no problems with that."
Nabiki: "Very well. I will talk to you soon. Thank you for
applying."
Ukyo: "Thank you."
Ukyo walked to the small apartment she had been renting for the past
few days in her mission to redeem the wrong done to her. Getting the
job at the dojo would make things easier. She had chosen the alias
'Kyoko' because of the similarity to her own name; so she wouldn't
get caught forgetting to respond.
She would entice Ranma away from his wife and make him her slave
with her skills in the Kuonji Style of Marital Arts. She would then
dump him, make Ranma suffer the way she suffered after his mother
brought her back to her family, ridiculed by everyone who had heard
of what had happened.
In truth, she was afraid. Afraid that she would once more fall in love
with him. What would she do then?
***************************** finis Marital Arts Episode 5
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