Surprise 2
Kim Possible stared down at the envelopes in her hand and considered.
This had been a common event for the last two years. Still, she had to
think carefully before going through with it. They were her archenemies
after all and then there were the more recent events that could cause
some seriously awkward moments.
"Get yourself together Possible. Remember your motto, you can do
anything." She shoved them into the mailbox and turned away.
It was always hard inviting Drakken and Shego over for Christmas. But
since the first time everyone in the family had insisted and it was true
that he always put all of his villainous plans on hold for the holidays.
Actually, when she thought about it, Drakken was not even considered to
be that dangerous a criminal. His entire criminal record consisted of
theft and assault charges because technically nothing else he did was
actually illegal. Weather machines, doomsday devices, and the like
weren't actually covered by any laws in any countries and he never
succeeded anyway. Kim paid Shego an extra thousand dollars a month and
worked as her sparring partner to make sure of that.
Actually that was one of the things she was worried about. Her parents
knew about the business part of her deal with Shego. They paid for it.
But there were certain aspects she had been keeping from them for the
past six months. Things even Wade didn't know. Ro had found out by
accident and that had been embarrassing enough.
He communicator beeped and she picked it up. "Hey Wade what's the
sitch?"
"DN Amy just stole a bunch of chemicals from a secret lab in Russia.
I've done an analysis and..."
"And she's going to use them to turn a bunch of people into mutants?"
"Well yeah."
"You know, a lot of these villains have no imagination. They do the
same thing over and over every time. At least Drakken comes up with
different inventions."
"Actually he usually just has Shego steal them. He only uses his own
work maybe once out of every ten times. Speaking of which, are he and
Shego coming to your place again this year?"
"Yeah, the family always insists. Especially the twins."
"He does get them some of their favorite gifts. Remember last year's
particle accelerator that they used to create a perpetual motion device?
That was pretty impressive."
"Yeah, until it turned out that they used it to power a rocket that
spread my underwear all over town. Honestly, they're probably going to
be the ones I end up saving the world from when they grow up."
"If they are, I'm going to quit."
"Thanks for the support," Kim mumbled. "Anyway, when does my ride get
here?"
"Any second now they'll show up for you and swing by for Ron. I called
in a favor from our friends at Area 51."
"Are you sure you can't swing by for Christmas?"
"Sorry Kim, but my parents have plans. I'll try to make a call, but
don't count on it."
Suddenly a flying saucer appeared in the sky above her and Kim found
herself staring into a bright light. When her vision cleared she saw
some gray aliens standing in front of her. "Hey guys, thanks for the
ride."
Their translators clicked for a moment before one said, "It is not
problem Miss Possible. After you saved us from that plague."
"No big, just keep taking those tablets and you'll be fine." She
glanced anxiously at the metal table in the middle of the room. "You
aren't going to try to probe me are you?"
"We will not be doing that again."
Kim's eyes grew big and she asked, "What do you mean 'again'?"
Back at Ron's Kim and Ron collapsed onto the couch and stared up at
the ceiling before saying anything. Then Ron said, "I tell you KP, I
like Rufus and all, but I never want my head stuck on his shoulders
again." On Ron's shoulder Rufus shivered and squeaked his own disgust.
"Yeah, what was kind of freaky: First she shrank people and animals to
six inches high, then made them into Siamese twins. Remind me never to
complain that my enemies aren't creative ever again."
"I'm just glad my parents were out of town incase we had to come home
like that. You know, that cat she mixed you with had some moves."
Kim scratched behind her ear and said, "Yeah, it also had fleas."
"Once again, mad love for the hairless pet," Ron said and gave Rufus a
high five. "So who is making it to the party this year?"
"Well there's you, my grandmother, Drakken, Shego, and the rest of my
family."
"I always love the Possible Christmas bash. Not that I don't love
Hanukkah but it is nice to do both, especially with you guys."
"Hey Drakken's Jewish too."
"Yeah, and I have to say, he sings the Snowman Hank song with a lot of
enthusiasm for a guy who spends most of the year trying to take over the
world. I always wonder what he would do with the world if he ever
actually took it over."
"Shego slipped me some of his plans. Mostly there's a theme song
called 'Drakken is great' and the old 'I pledge allegiance to Dr.
Drakken...' She thinks he is probably just goofing around until his
mother dies so that if he ever wins he won't have to explain how he took
over the world."
"Speaking of Shego, how is that going to go this year?"
"Good question. She's been pressuring me to tell everyone. She says as
long as we don't tell Drakken about the deal I have set up with her than
she can simply beat him up until he stops complaining."
"That could work."
"Sure, for her. What am I going to do? My brothers tease me for weeks
if I get a zit. This..."
"Kim, what can I say? I'll stand by you no matter what."
"You freaked out too Ron," she said.
Ron smiled nervously and said, "Okay, I'll admit it. I may have taken
it badly."
"You passed out in the bushes outside of an Italian restaurant that
was actually in Italy."
"I was surprised. Besides, when we were dating I had no clue that you
even might be..."
"Well neither did I! It just happened Ron. We had a lot in common and
when we were training together we just got to know each other and it
just happened."
"You shouldn't have danced with her. That is the big no-no."
Kim groaned and covered her face. "I know, okay? I know. That's how I
ended up dating you, remember?"
"Yeah, but that lasted a week. It's been six months with Shego and..."
"And it's serious."
"Besides, what if you two break up later and you decide you still like
girls? It's going to come up sometime."
"Yeah, but couldn't she have picked a better time? Like when I could
do it one at a time maybe? Or like Drakken, couldn't I have just waited
until my parents were dead?"
Rufus squeaked something and Ron said, "He's right KP. This is Shego
we're talking about here. She probably wants to see you squirm."
"She's seen me squirm," Kim said. Both of them blushed. "Forget I said
that."
"No way."
Christmas Eve came and found Kim and Ron sitting on the couch. Jim and
Tim had control of the television and as Ron wasn't allowed to plug in
his "Snowman Hank" DVD they had it turned to the movie "It's a giant
fighting robot Christmas". Santa and his elves had just completed their
Reindeer-robot with the super destruction red nose laser cannon when
they were attacked by Cold Miser and his giant freeze ray.
"Heat Miser couldn't beat me and you don't have the ice cubes take
me!" Santa shouted.
"We'll see about that fat man!"
Kim sighed and stared at the door, tapping her foot on the floor. When
the bell finally rang she sprang up and ran to open the door. "I've got
it."
Grandma Possible stood on the steps. "Why hello Kimberly, how are
you?"
"Grandma!" She gave her grandmother a hug just before the twins ran up
to do the same.
"Hey grandma!"
"How was that typhoon? We saw on the news that you helped the
survivors rebuild their homes."
She smiled at them and said, "Nice try boys, but I deactivated your
surveillance devices when I drove up."
"Oh man," they said and sulkily and went back to their show in time to
see Santa crush an elf under his robot's hoof.
"Kimberly will Shego be here again this year? Last time she promised
to trade me my lemon square recipe for her brother's ginger cookies."
"I hear Mego keeps it in a specially made vault under the Go-Tower and
that nobody outside the family has ever learned the secrets," Ron said
in a whisper.
Grandma smiled and said, "I know. I've tried to get it myself twice. I
almost made it in last August. But after listening to him gloat about
how great he was for the next three hours..." She shuddered.
Mr. And Mrs. Possible peeked out of the kitchen. "Mom!" With that
Grandma walked over to them and the three adults disappeared into the
kitchen. Kim sagged a bit and headed towards the couch when the doorbell
rang again. Automatically she opened it and saw Shego and Drakken
standing there, their hovercraft parked on the curb. Drakken was just
setting the alarm when Kim opened the door. Both of them had an armload
of presents.
"Well Possible are you going to invite us in or not?" Shego asked with
a smirk. "That stupid hovercraft doesn't have a heater and I'm
freezing."
"Shego I had enough room for a heater or a lightning bolt generator,"
Drakken snapped. "You weren't complaining in July when Miss Possible
here cut through the power grid and I had to splice some wires from it
to make our getaway."
"In July it was ninety degrees!" Shego took a deep breath. "Anyway
Princess, invite us in before I end up feeding Dr. D his presents."
Kim smiled and stepped aside. "Sure, come on in."
As they stepped across the threshold Grandma quickly dashed into the
room and walked over to Shego. In a low voice reminiscent of Deep Throat
she whispered. "Did you get the merchandise?"
Playing along Shego held up a plain brown envelope. "Right here. Do
you have the payment?" Grandma held up an identical envelope. They
switched and then Grandma possible quickly went back into the kitchen.
Drakken looked over Shego's shoulder and asked, "Is that what I think
it is?"
Shego peeked inside, blocking him from seeing. "This is it." She
glanced at Drakken. "And we'll talk later about jut some of the things
you'll have to do just to eat them."
Pouting Drakken walked over to the couch and sat down. He glanced at
Ron. "Hello..." Ron pointed to the nametag he was wearing. "Mr.
Stoppable." He glanced at the television and minutes later he and the
twins were taking notes on possible construction ideas.
Shego grinned smugly and said, "I told you. Find Drakken's buttons and
he'll do anything."
"I believed you the first time you told me," Kim said.
"Then why do I get the feeling that you haven't told your parents yet?
I would have thought you would crack before today and tried to get it
over with quickly."
Kim glared at her. "You know, I don't ever hear you mention your
parents."
"And you won't hear it today," Shego said primly. "If I were the type
to be fair about this I wouldn't be working for a megalomaniac mad
scientist."
"You are so going to pay for this the next time we fight."
Shego reached out and ran a finger along Kim's jaw. "Bring... it...
on... princess..." She drew out the last word into a slow hiss that gave
Kim goose bumps. "But you still have to tell them. Or are you not the
girl who can do anything?"
"Fine, I will do it. But tomorrow, after the presents."
"Deal. I'd hate to make Dr. D any bluer than he is." She smiled and
added, "So, I get to sleep in your room tonight?"
Biting her lip Kim was saved from answering by Grandma's yell of, "So
that's it! That clever..."
"I guess she found out the secret ingredient," Shego said.
"What is it?"
"Oh no you don't Possible. I trade that information only for the most
top secret files and devices."
Kim shrugged. "I thought as much. I still remember when you and Junior
went after that one cookie recipe."
"You know that year I was actually invited to the Seniors' Christmas
party." Kim raised her eyebrows. "It wasn't that great. The presents
were, I'll admit, but the food was that prissy stuff they're always
serving and I had to put up with Junior hitting on me. It was pretty
much the same as those villain mixers I told you about."
"Why did you put up with it?"
"A diamond the size of my eye."
Kim frowned. "Wait a minute, was that the same diamond Drakken used in
that light refractor of his to make that weather machine invisible?"
"Yes, it was," growled Shego. "And don't think I didn't make him pay
for that."
They continued talking for nearly an hour before they were called in
for dinner. Jim and Tim waited a whole five minutes before starting a
boys versus girls food fight. Mrs. Possible tried to stop it up until a
piece of Mr. Possible's potatoes hit her in the face. Then it was all
out war until the women all managed to cover them in gravy.
"No fair!" Jim said.
"You're all trained martial artists!" Tim added.
Kim shrugged. "So is Ron. Besides, you're all geniuses." A carrot
bounced off her nose. "Hey!"
"I don't remember agreeing to stop when we beat the boys." Shego
scooped up a spoonful of cranberries.
"I'm out!" Grandma and Kim's mom said at the same time.
Kim smirked and took a forkful of potatoes. They both eyed each other
closely as muscles tensed. Everyone else scooted back from the table.
Muscles tensed they watched carefully for any sign of weakness. Then at
the same time they let fly. The two hunks of food collided in the air
and fell. It was then that both of them also let loose with their other
hand where they had both concealed a scoop of stuffing. Each took it
full in the face, catching it in their mouths. Everyone stared for a
moment and then they all burst out laughing. Rufus hopped out of Ron's
pocket and began picking up scraps of food while the rest of them wiped
off.
Kim reached over to Shego. "Hold still, you have some onions in your
hair." She plucked it out and then she and Shego cleaned off each
other's faces without saying a word. After all of the times they had
ended up hurling food at each other on their dates it was practically
second nature. The next big excitement came when Drakken sneezed and
corn flew everywhere. Everyone else was grossed out except Jim and Tim
who cheered him on.
That night Kim lay on the floor of her room staring at the ceiling.
After dinner they had gone to the living room to sing carols and play
some games before they finally let Drakken and Ron put their DVD on.
Everyone else had decided to retire early, since every year they always
insisted on watching it five times in a row. Kim had offered Shego her
bed and unsurprisingly Shego had taken it without a single complaint. Or
a thank you for that matter. Not that she had minded seeing Shego change
out of her usual outfit and into nothing but a nightshirt had not been
worth it but there was such a thing as common courtesy.
What the hell do I see in her? Kim thought.
She was not even sure how the whole thing had happened. Shego was her
most dangerous enemy. They had been fighting for years! Then a few
months training together at some mystery temple in the mountains and now
they were a whole lot more than friends. And they were not even friendly
really. They still spent their time respectively beating each other up.
Kim still had a scar from Shego knocking her through a plate glass
window and she had sent Shego to prison three times in the last four
months.
Was it just a physical thing? Maybe she had always had feelings for
girls and Shego was just available at the time. After all, showing her
how to dance had put the two of them into close physical contact and
that was when Kim started thinking about it. But she had not actually
made a move until they had been sparring for the last time at the
temple. They had been trading blows and the next thing Kim knew she had
Shego's calf in her hands. A quick squeeze, an embarrassed goodbye, and
Shego had planted a kiss on her cheek before flying off and suddenly
they were dating. Dance contests, meals out... real dates. Very
romantic, eventually making out, kind of dates. Actually even their
martial arts sessions generally ended that way. Instead of insults they
hurled come-ons and innuendo. One thing led to another and eventually
one of them ended up pinned under the other. It never affected their
work of course. They had made sure of that with bets on whether or not
Shego could escape, the loser paying for their next date.
Okay, so maybe it was more than just physical. And it sure as heck
wasn't entirely Kim's idea. Shego was right in there with her the whole
way. In fact, when she thought about it, Shego might have been in there
for longer. Like when Kim had told Shego that green was the new black
and the next time they had met Shego's new black jacket had been
replaced with a green one. Then there were the pet names Shego had been
using for a few years: Princess, Kimmy, and Miss Perfect... the list
went on and on. And if you looked at them any other way it made no
sense. Shego had repeatedly made it clear in several ways that she was
not actually jealous of Kim and most of the names were the sort of thing
poor people said to people who were rich and spoiled. Shego lived in
much nicer places than Kim did and actually spent long years as a
superhero in the Go-Tower.
Without warning green light flashed on and Kim saw Shego leaning over
the edge of the bed, hand glowing. "I can hear you moving around and I
know you well enough to guess what you're thinking about."
Kim smiled nervously and said, "Well, I was thinking."
"Worried about what you're going to tell everyone tomorrow?"
"Uh, not exactly. I hadn't gotten around to that yet. I was just
wondering how this happened in the first place." She then added, "I also
couldn't help but think that you picked up on those dance moves I showed
you awfully fast. I mean, you're good, but that was absolutely amazing."
"What exactly are you insinuating?" Shego asked.
"Well, I was just wondering how long you had a thing for me. If maybe
you had taken advantage of us being alone together to... maybe get to
me?"
Shego rolled her eyes. "Ah, I see. You think I'm trying to seduce you
over to the dark side. I've done such a wonderful job of that."
"Not at all. I do not think you were trying to get me on your side. I
just think you might have been trying to get me."
Shego was quiet for a moment. Then she cautiously asked, "What would
make you think that?"
Kim told her some of the things she had been thinking about and
continued with, "And then I was thinking that we have known each other
for a long time and that if you felt this way about me before..."
"Hey, I've dated a lot of guys over the years."
"Me to, but what does that have to do with now?" Shego did not respond
so she kept going. "And I was wondering what I would do if I had thought
of it back then and I guess I would have just given up. But if I
suddenly found myself alone with you on a mountain for a while I might
try something. Like in that Adam Sandler movie where he convinces that
girl that he can't read and let's her teach him."
"And if I were desperate enough to try something so lame?" Shego
sneered.
Kim looked away and said, "I don't know. I might think it was kind of
sweet. Of course I would never tell anyone but I would still think it
was sweet."
Shego growled low in her throat and picked up one of Kim's pillows to
scream into. When she was done she threw it into the headboard and
hissed, "Yes, alright, I did it! But I didn't think it would actually
work! I mean, you were there and I thought, what the hell, I'll see if I
can get her to dance with me. Then you did and it was great and then we
started hanging out together and you took me to that dance club..." The
green light from her hand intensified. "At the most I thought you were
being nice and that I might be able to slip and cop a feel before you
told me to get lost."
"But then I didn't stop and instead I did a few things you wanted me
to, right?"
"Something like that. I mean you're the one who started massaging my
leg. So you can't go saying that it was all my doing. I've never even
felt this way about girls before."
"Me either... but why would you feel like this about me? I mean, come
on, you've tried to kill me dozens of times."
"Not really. Come on Kimmy, I can punch through solid steel and when I
hit you the worst I've done is knock you out. I've had you unconscious
and at my mercy dozens of times and incase you haven't noticed I'm not
Drakken and could have easily slaughtered you without waking you up to
gloat. I may be a mercenary but I'm not a murderer."
Kim giggled. "Now I know how I got your brother's powers back so
easily. During my prom you even tried to make me jealous with that
goop-monster of Drakken's."
"How was I supposed to know you would take Stoppable?" Shego made a
sick face. "I mean..."
"Ron isn't that bad. He does stuff with me that has made everybody
else I've ever gone on a mission with wet themselves."
"I'll give him points for courage and even blind luck," Shego
admitted. "But he is such a doof!"
"Okay, so he is. I dated him for a week and then just couldn't do it.
Once you've seen someone put chocolate sauce and sweet pickles on a naco
it's really hard to kiss them again."
"Yuck! I thought he topped himself when he mixed his cornbread,
stuffing, cranberries, and potatoes at dinner."
"Not by a long shot. I've seen him eat things Rufus wouldn't touch."
"You know, Drakken has a brain switching machine and I have to say the
rat would probably make better use of the human body."
"Wade and Ron have both suggested the same thing."
"They did? So what stopped you?"
"Rufus's certainty that he is the better species. He even once tried
to convince us that in the future hairless mole rats are going to be the
big burly top species on the planet."
"So much for that idea then. I'd hate to see that freakish parallel
world."
"You were saying that you've had a thing for me for a while now."
Shego blushed green and the glow from her hands dimmed. "What of it?"
"It makes me feel a little good actually. I'm always worrying I'm not
cute enough. Between that and Bonnie I sometimes drive myself overboard
on the emotion scale."
"From what you told me about this Bonnie girl she would make such a
better evil overlord than Drakken."
"Drakken's robots thought so too. She was made their queen for a day."
"Anyway, don't give me that crap. You know you're gorgeous. Not only
that you're popular, assertive, and a self employed international agent.
You know celebrities as something other than hostages and you're rich.
You're Lara Croft without all the boring archaelogy stuff."
"Yeah, and look at you. If you ignore the fact that you'll do almost
anything for money and enjoy it, you're practically perfect."
"Don't go taking the moral high ground here," Shego warned.
"Sorry, but you have to admit, without the evil thing this would be a
lot easier."
"You try working with my brothers for five years and resist the urge
to punch heroes in the face whenever possible."
Kim held up her hands. "Okay, I surrender. No more good versus evil
stuff. It's Christmas after all."
"Seriously though, why are you dating me?"
"I like you, okay? When we're not actually fighting each other you're
a lot like me, we're into the same things, and you're very pretty."
"I'll bet you're just trying to convert me to good again."
"That isn't it!" Kim snapped.
Shego grinned and let her light go out entirely. In the dark she said,
"Then get off the floor and prove it to me."
"What? Tonight? You mean..."
"You scared to go all the way little Kimmy?"
Kim lay there, not moving for a moment. Then, just as Shego was about
to roll over and go back to sleep, she suddenly felt a warm hand on her
cheek. "I am not afraid of anything... except giant bugs."
Shego smiled and guessed where Kim's head would be. Reaching out she
felt hair and ran her fingers to the back of Kim's head. "Merry
Christmas Princess." She pulled Kim into a deep kiss.
As she ran her hand down Kim's back Shego gasped as she found that Kim
had already shed her nightshirt. Her hand contacted nothing but warm
skin. Before she had time to process this Kim moved forward, pushing
Shego back into the mattress. Automatically the green skinned mercenary
wrapped her legs around Kim's waist, which was also naked. Almost
unconsciously she began rubbing her legs against Kim's.
Kim responded ardently, slipping her tongue into Shego's mouth. She
was pleased when she felt Shego return the favor and her nipples
hardened against Shego's breasts. With a low moan she reached down and
grabbed at the hem of Shego's shirt, pulling it up over her head. Once
the offending garment was gone Shego lowered her arms around Kim's neck
and pulled her fully onto her and the bed.
Putting her lips next to Kim's ear Shego whispered, "Your skin feels
like silk." When she started to suck on Kim's earlobe, burying her face
in Kim's long hair and breathing in deeply.
Kim moaned and slipped her hand around Shego's back and forcefully
pulled the two of them together, her right breast trapped between
Shego's. Her free hand ran through Shego's hair, and down along her ribs
and side until she could bury her fingers into the curve of Shego's ass.
She jerked her hips forward causing them to slap against Shego's and
both laughed as they were tickled by each other's pubic hair.
"Oh, Kimmy likes it," Shego whispered. Not breaking skin contact she
slid her hands over Kim's body until she planted them on the girl's
shoulders, pushing her back. Kim felt momentarily disappointed until she
felt the hands move to her breasts, softly massaging them.
Closing her eyes Kim moaned and said, "Yes, Kimmy likes it a lot."
"I've wanted to do this for so long." Kim gasped when she felt Shego's
hair fall over her like a sheet and warm breath against her skin. Then
one hand lifted Kim's breast up to the waiting lips.
"That feels so good," Kim breathed out, her back arching as she pushed
herself into Shego's eager mouth. Deftly using a trick she learned from
a contortionist at a circus she lifted one of her legs free from between
Shego's and brought it around to clamp down on Shego's. Pushing her own
up against Shego's crotch and began rubbing herself along the other
girl's thigh.
Shego responded with emphatic wiggles and even took a breath to switch
breasts, taking Kim's nipple gently between her teeth. Then with a
standard martial arts movement she flipped both of them over until she
was on top. In the dim light coming through the window from the
streetlamp outside she saw Kim looking up at her in the dark and
smiling.
She paused for a moment, simply staring down into Kim's eyes. It was
such an odd sensation, having someone trust her like this. Nobody else
ever had, even when she was a good guy. She opened her mouth to say
something, but closed it again, not sure what she was going to say.
"I love you too Shego," Kim said.
Shego stared at her and then said, "Yeah, well don't get mushy on me
Possible. Just because I love you doesn't mean I won't totally kick your
ass."
Kim grinned and quickly moved both of her hands to Shego's rump,
cupping both cheeks in her palms and lifting. "We'll discuss the kinky
stuff later."
Her nipples tightening Shego grinned and slide off of Kim's body.
While Kim watched Shego leaned in and began to kiss her way down Kim's
neck, stopping only to flick out her tongue or suck a patch of skin
every few inches. Kim flinched when Shego suddenly bit down and sucked
hard enough to leave a hickey, but she neither pulled away nor asked her
to stop.
Taking the encouragement Shego worked her way down Kim's body doing
the same thing. Kim twitched beneath her, muscles tensing everywhere.
Shego slowed at her stomach and pressed her palms into the flesh on
either side of Kim's belly button before slipping her tongue into it.
Kim arched under her and her breath began to speed up. A smell reached
Shego's nose that made her completely forget about everything else and
she moved down the final few inches.
Turning her hands on so that they only glowed and would not cause
damage, Shego was finally able to see what she had been working for.
Kim's pussy was already very wet. It glistened in the neon green light
and even moved a little as in embarrassment Kim tightened a few muscles.
A small clit stuck up out of it like a button.
Shego reached out and ran her finger over that tiny bump like it was
one of Kim's nipples and smiled as Kim's hips jerked up. Kim reached
down and placed her hands on Shego's shoulders, squeezing hard, but
trying not to make a sound. With a wicked gleam in her eye Shego decided
to see if she could test that resolve. She pressed glowing fingers into
the damp flesh and hair, rubbing in to it with her thumb and working the
edges until it opened up like a flower petal. Then she used the thumb
from each hand and pressed it into either side. Looking up so that she
could see Kim's face she spread it open and leaned in. Kim's jaw fell
open, her lower lip quivering. And then Shego took a deep breath and
blew it inside.
Kim's entire body seemed to explode. The feel of Shego's hands on her
crotch had been intense, but the soft cool air touching inside her sent
her over the edge. Writhing in pleasure she spread her legs wide and bit
down on her lip to keep from screaming. Then it got better as she felt
Shego begin to softly kiss her there, tongue flicking out only for a
second each time. Teeth tugged at her skin and clit, nipping softly. And
then finally, she felt Shego plunge her tongue all the way inside. Kim
had lost her virginity already, but she hadn't really enjoyed it and she
had broken up with the guy the next day. This on the other hand, was an
entirely different kettle of fish.
Shego's tongue felt like it was alive. She licked and sucked at Kim
like an ice cream cone. Unsure if she could stop herself and damned sure
she didn't want to, Shego kept it up until she felt Kim's neither lips
clamp down around her tongue in a series of almost violent spasms. Then
everything in Kim's body seemed to relax at once and she simply lay
there while Shego made sure to clean off every last drop.
Suddenly she felt a stab of pain from her head. Looking up she saw
that Kim had wrapped her fingers in Shego's hair and was firmly tugging
her upwards. Shego went willingly, surprised to see Kim take control so
forcefully. She got a bigger surprise when Kim let go and immediately
moved that same hand down between Shego's leg to first rub her palm
against Shego's entire vagina and then with no other warning she slid
first one, then two fingers inside.
"Slower," Shego gasped, her body stiffening. "I'm not ready for that
yet."
Kim smiled and began to wiggle her fingers and ran her thumb over
Shego's clit, which was almost two full inches long. With her free hand
Kim pushed Shego back so that her head lay at the foot of the best. Next
she slowly but firmly began to force her fingers in and out of the tight
hole, ignoring the tight fit. Shego was already wet enough that
lubrication was not a problem.
Shego's eyes had closed and she lay back in silence, her entire body
shaking. It felt so incredible that she wanted to throw her head back
and scream, but Kim had controlled herself and she was not about to give
Kim the satisfaction of making her cry out. But then there was an odd
noise and Shego opened her eyes strictly out of curiosity. Looking down
she saw that Kim had reached into her nightstand. Unfortunately she
couldn't focus long enough to turn on her glow and couldn't see what it
was. But when something clicked in the dark and there was a soft buzzing
sound, she was willing to take a guess.
"I... I can't believe you have one of those."
Kim shook her head and said, "I'm eighteen Shego. And over the last
half a year I've had a lot of time to think about this. Just like you
obviously have." To Shego's regret she suddenly pulled her other hand
back too. In the dark Shego listened and tried to focus on what Kim was
doing. There was the sound of her licking her fingers off and taking
something else out of the drawer and then a lid coming off. Next came a
wet squeaking sound like someone rubbing wet rubber. Shego managed a dim
glow and in the light she saw Kim's hands glistening from some kind of
gel that she was spreading over the small vibrator in her hand. It was
only five inches long and an inch wide.
Kim grinned at her and said, "No peeking." Shego immediately shut off
the light and lay back, eyes closed and breath quickening while she
waited. She did not have to wait long. Slimy hands pressed into her
thighs, spreading her legs open. Then she felt the slick tip push into
her. It was slightly smaller than Kim's fingers had been so it went in
easily, but the humming vibrations hit her like a sledgehammer.
Kim leaned forward fast and kissed Shego just in time to muffle the
sudden squeals that she had produced. Feeling incredibly embarrassed
that she had not been able to hold out, Shego took advantage of her
sudden freedom to make as much noise as possible. She jerked and moved
while Kim deftly silenced her and maneuvered the vibrator. She came once
then twice and finally a third time, grabbing Kim's arms hard enough to
leave marks. Then she collapsed backwards and Kim clicked off the
vibrator before slowly pulling it out.
There was a thump to the side as Kim, also feeling exhausted, dumped
her toy to the side. Lifting herself up on her hands Kim hovered over
Shego, letting her hair moved across her lover's neck. "Was that what
you wanted?"
"Yes," Shego said. Forcing her movements she sat up and kissed Kim
again.
Kim responded by pulling Shego into a hug and then laying the both of
them back on the pillow side by side. Shego pulled the blankets up to
cover them and in the dark they laced their arms around one another and
just lay holding each other.
"Merry Christmas Princess," Shego whispered.
Kim smiled and kissed Shego softly on the forehead. "And to all a good
night."
In the morning they were woken by a loud knock on the door. The voice
of Kim's dad came through, "Kim, you and your friend need to wake up.
It's time to open presents and Drakken is getting impatient."
Kim yawned and said, "We'll be right out dad. I'll just wake up Shego
and we'll get dressed."
"Okay Hun!"
"Like you need to wake me up," Shego groaned against Kim's shoulder.
Kim drew back and said, "Whoa, talk about morning breath."
"Yeah, well it must have been someone I ate," she snapped. "And yours
isn't much better. Come on, we have to get up. Drakken is such a baby if
he had to wait to open presents."
They got up and went to Kim's bathroom. Side by side they brushed
their teeth, used some mouthwash. Then they decided to take a quick
shower together. It did not take too long, even though they washed each
other's backs because they were still a little sore from the night
before and neither of them wanted to put up with Drakken. On top of that
it was only sixty-five degrees inside the house and when they got out of
the shower it felt like stepping into ice. They toweled off and brushed
out their hair before changing into pants and sweaters. Glancing in the
mirror Kim decided to also put on the scarf her grandmother had made for
her. Not just because her grandmother would like it, but also because it
made it easier to hide the huge hickey that Shego had left on her neck.
"You know, I could see doing this in the mornings," Shego said.
Kim grinned and said, "I know what you mean. You wake up and head out
to work on whatever Drakken has for you and then I go out to stop my
villain of the day, and unless it's you I'm sending to prison and I end
up sleeping alone, then we both come home and enjoy a movie or
something?"
"Or something," Shego agreed.
"On the other hand I did arrange a deal with a secret organization
that I happen to know so that as long as you stick to property damage
and our deal that Drakken never actually wins, you don't have to go to
prison for more than a month."
"A deal? You mean you don't trust me not to help takeover the world
and keep you as my personal servant?" Kim looked at her. "Okay, maybe
I've considered it. I'm a bad girl." She kissed Kim.
"Come on, let's head downstairs for presents and embarrassing
revelations..." At that moment there was an incredibly loud explosion
and the entire house shook. "Oh no, did Drakken bring something
explosive for the twins this time?"
"No, I don't think so... did your brothers give him something
explosive?"
They ran out of the room and down the stairs. The living room was in a
shambles. One of the walls was a gaping hole, obviously blasted from the
outside. Singed and broken presents were scattered under a trashed
Christmas tree. There were no people.
Kim bent down and saw the broken Snowman Hank DVD lying on the floor.
"Well, we know Drakken didn't do this."
"So who did?"
"I don't know, but if they've harmed one hair on any member of my
family..."
"What is that?" Shego pointed to a spot on the ceiling.
Kim looked up and saw a spot of green gunk hanging from the ceiling. A
drop fell down and splashed in a piece of mistletoe lying on the floor.
Suddenly the tiny plant grew eyes and legs and then scuttled under the
couch. "Gill."
On her waist Kim's communicator beeped and she picked it up. "Hey
Wade."
"Hi Kim, I managed to make the call after all." Wade grinned from his
screen. "Merry Christmas."
"Thanks Wade, but I've got problems. As near as I can tell Gill just
kidnapped my family on Christmas."
"Seriously? Whoa, that sucks. I'll check with some satellites and see
if I can get a fix on any large toxic spills in the area." He pressed a
few buttons. "Okay, it looks like there's an old factory on the edge of
town that was closed down last year by the EPA. Strangely enough it is
up and running."
"Bingo. Fastest way to get Shego and me there?"
"Are your presents still there?" She nodded. "Check for two with large
red and white stripes. They were for you and Ron, but knowing what Gill
is likely to do to him I doubt he'll mind lending it out."
Shego was already moving and tosses Kim one of the two boxes. They
ripped them open and she whistled when what was inside telescoped out.
"Nice, rocket powered scooters."
"They're a new model," Wade said.
"Thanks Wade. What's the address?" He told her. "Great. Enjoy your
holidays."
Shego led the way out the door and the two of them headed out on the
scooters. "I have to say, you get some nice equipment Possible."
"I have good genetics," She said.
"So who is this Gill guy?"
"He's a mutant that Ron went to summer camp with. He keeps showing up
and trying to turn the whole world into mutants. He spits that gunk we
saw at the house."
"Ew! Okay, so don't let him spit on us. Anything else?"
"Well this is the first time I've seen him blow anything up. But no,
mostly he just tries to eat Ron and turn people into mutants."
"Every time? Talk about lack of originality."
"That's what I said... we're here." They pulled up near the factory
and stared up at the billowing smoke. "Why doesn't anybody ever notice
these things?"
Both of them made their way to the windows and peered inside. As
expected, the entire family, Drakken, and Ron were stuck to the wall in
cocoons of green slime. The twins were already mutating, probably
because they were smaller.
"Whoa, look at this!" Jim stuck out a foot long forked tongue.
"Ha, check this out!" Tim's tongue flicked out like a toad's and then
snapped back in.
Mrs. Possible groaned. "Boys, stop doing that." Suddenly her skin
began to turn scaly. "Oh no! I hope my salon can handle this."
Gill was pacing in front of them dressed in a bright red Santa suit.
"Don't worry, when I'm through with all of you the whole world is going
to be mutants. And this time nobody can stop me..." He paused and said.
"Wait a minute, somebody is missing."
Ron said, "No, we're all here. See, there's me, Rufus, and everyone
else."
"No... Kim Possible and Shego... where are they?"
"Back at the house. They were taking their own sweet time coming
downstairs," Drakken said. "Why are you doing this to me? I'm a bad guy
too."
"A bad guy who was with my archenemies during the holidays? Yeah,
right. Besides, I've stolen the equipment of the lab they were keeping
me in and I've been monitoring all of you for weeks. From what I've seen
at the very least your little mercenary hasn't been doing her job."
Kim and Shego ducked down behind the wall. "Okay, we need a plan."
"We have to catch him off guard. Now." She thoughts fast and then
looked down at her wrist. "Okay, I've still got the holographic bracelet
you gave me, but it's only good for clothing."
"Okay, let's see what I have." She pulled a few things out of her
pockets. "All I have is my laser lipstick."
"Kimmy, we have a whole factory in there. Let's just get inside and
kick his ass."
"I like it."
Gill was showing Drakken photos of Kim handing Shego some envelopes
when there was a loud knock on the factory doors. "Open up! I'm here
from the EPA."
Gill grinned and rubbed his claws together. "Oh boy, I love it when
these guys show up." He stalked towards the door and opened it. Looking
down he saw the white uniform and hat of an EPA official. "You wanted to
talk to me?"
Shego looked up and the hologram turned off. Gill took a step back in
surprise. "Talk? No." Her hand started glowing and she punched up,
snapping the mutant's head backwards. Gill roared and began spitting at
her. Shego dodged it expertly, but wasn't able to get close enough to
attack.
"Hey Gill, heads up," Kim called. Gill turned to look and got a boot
to the face as Kim, after sneaking in through a window, swung down from
one of the rafters on her scarf. "Thanks for the scarf grandma."
"You're welcome Kimberly."
"Jim, Tim, catch!" She flicked the laser lipstick over to her
brothers, Tim snagged it out of the air with his tongue and Jim used his
to pick it up and turn it on. Seconds later he had cut through the green
slime holding them all to the walls.
"No!" Gill screamed and began charging them. Drakken reached into his
lab coat and pulled out a vial. Gill saw it and spit on his hand,
sealing it in. "Ha!"
Something tapped him on the back. He turned and got punched by the
entire Possible family at once. Ron was behind him and as he staggered
back he stuck out a foot making the mutant hit the concrete floor of the
factory. Shego was suddenly standing above him, cracking her knuckles.
Gill whimpered just before the beating began.
Several minutes later Drakken's hand was free and he was holding out
his vial again. Mr. Possible looked at him and asked, "What's that
Drew?"
"It's some anti-mutagen I keep on me."
"You just happen to have that?"
Drakken frowned. "The last time I didn't I turned blue." With a flick
of his wrist he splashed a drop on everyone and they immediately
returned to normal. Gill was unconscious on the ground, but he too was
human again. "There, I told you I was a genius, didn't I?" He put it
away.
Kim nodded and said, "I'll make a call to have Gill picked up."
"There is one thing I have to know," Drakken said. He turned to Shego.
"This mutant has shown us some interesting photographs Shego and you
have some explaining to do."
"Dr. D I..."
"Just how many recipes have you traded Kim Possible for? I saw the
envelopes, just like yesterday. And I want to know why you haven't
offered me any."
Rolling her eyes Shego said, "I'm saving them. But how about this:
when we get back to the lair I'll make a batch of grandma Possible's
lemon squares."
Drakken frowned and then said, "Alright." He stalked forward,
attempting to maintain his cool and not smile too wide. "Now, let's go
open what remains of our presents."
Shego went with him. "We'll see you back at the house."
The Possibles started after him. Grandma said, "That is one weird
man."
"I miss my new tongue," Jim said.
Tim nodded. "Me too. Dad, on our birthday can we mutate again?"
"We'll see boys." He paused and glanced at Kim. "Honey, what is that
on your neck?"
Kim's hand shot up to cover it. "Uh..." Well, things could not get any
worse. "It's a hickey."
Mrs. Possible's eyebrows rose up. "Is there something you want to tell
us?"
Ron put a hand on her shoulder. "Might as well KP."
Kim sighed. "Okay, fine. In between beating her and Drakken I'm kind
of... dating Shego."
"Cool," the twins said.
"What? You aren't going to tease me about it?" Kim asked.
"Are you kidding? Shego is awesome!" Jim said.
Tim nodded. "She has superpowers!"
"And did you see her beating up on the fish man?"
"Can you introduce us to her brothers?"
Kim glanced at her parents. Mrs. Possible smirked back and said, "Kim
we already knew."
"You did?"
"Honey, I'm a rocket scientist," Mr. Possible said. "It was not that
hard to figure out. Last night we watched you two at dinner and had a
long talk about it."
She glanced at her grandmother who smiled and said, "When I was your
age I had a thing for a South American kingpin. Sadly I had to have him
thrown into jail for fifty years, but until then we were a hot couple."
She frowned a bit. "Though I don't understand all these same sex couples
these days, it is fairly obvious that you two are good together."
"And it's not like they go easy on each other in a fight either," Ron
said. "Actually since they started betting on who would win they kick
butt even better."
"You guys are the best," Kim said. She hugged her family. "Come on,
let's get back home before Drakken opens our presents too. You guys go
on ahead. I'll be right behind you."
Once they were gone she used her scarf to tie Gill up tightly and then
made her way home. When she got there it turned out that Wade had
already called a crew in to fix the house. Inside everyone was opening
presents. Walking in the door Shego tossed one to Kim and they all
stopped while she opened it. Inside was a simple gold necklace.
"I paid for it," Shego said quickly. She got up and walked over. While
Drakken was looking behind the tree for more boxes, she took the
necklace and put it on Kim's neck. "Hey, look up there."
Kim glanced up and saw that the mutant mistletoe from earlier had
crawled up onto the ceiling and was looking down at them. Kim grinned
and glanced back at Shego. "Well, it is a tradition."
Shego leaned in for a kiss. When they broke up she asked, "So was it
as bad a day as you were expecting?"
"No way, it was actually way better."
Drakken stared at them and said, "Did those two just..." He was
interrupted when the mistletoe jumped down and grabbed onto his face.
"Ah! Get it off! Get it off!"
The end.
Author's note
Well? Tell me what you think. Just email me and if this isn't the
lemon version I might be able to send it to you.
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