Mr Blackadder sat quietly next to Mr Baldrick, almost feeling like he was about to snooze. Baldrick couldn't help but notice the sheer tiredness of him. He watched Blackadder close his eyes as his head collapsed on the table. "Are you alright sir?" He asked watching the tired miserable man half asleep from the rest of the world. Blackadder pushed his head back up and glared at Baldrick, in a most evil manner. "Do I look alright Baldrick?" He barked repulsively. "I have to do something about this school. Nothing in this school is right at all!" "Looks perfectly fine to me," Baldrick replied whilst looking around Blackadder's empty classroom. "What's wrong with it then?" "What is wrong is that I don't own it." He announced clearly. "That Tsunade bimbo, with huge breasts shouldn't be running this school." "Why not?" Baldrick asked. "Because lesbians can't even handle their own emotions, let alone a school." Blackadder sneered shoving his face near him. "Miss Tsunade's not a lesbian is she?" "She has to be," Blackadder replied in a more softer tone. "The women are always around her. Shizune, Sakura Haruno, Tent, Hinata, Mrs Umbridge was there this morning. Two other lesbian students walked out this morning as well. Lucky bitch!" Blackadder stood up and continued his rant. "And out of all the teachers, Jiraiya has been appointed deputy head." Edmund Blackadder crossed his arms in disdain miming the word pervert for a few seconds. "The deputy head of this school is a perverted crazy tramp named Jiraiya." "He's not too bad," Baldrick replied. "Anyway," He continued turning round. "I thought you were deputy head." "Acting head deputy!" Blackadder replied. "If I am going to end being head master, it will be a long and dreary." "Do not fear my lord," Baldrick replied in confidence patting Edmund's back, "For I have a cunning plan." Edmund scratched is small beard smirking to himself in sheer delight. "You're cunning plan can wait Baldrick." He rejected Baldrick's idea and starting walking around in small circles as his other hand had his index finger waving around in the air. "If I could blackmail Jiraiya, enough for him to get fired, I should then, have a high chance of becoming deputy head. That means that I need to be strict and arrange policies for the school's benefits. I'll hide my claws until such a time where Tsunade is no longer principle. Fight hard enough to own the school, if successful, then St Manga will be mine." He smiled as he decided that his plan would work perfectly. "Very well thought out Mr B," Baldrick praised smirking with him. "Good things come to those who wait." "Thank you very much Baldrick." Blackadder replied feeling more refreshed then he did ten minutes ago. "Do you have any students who are willing to draw pornographic images?" "I'm not sure," He answered, "However, I have a very talented artist called Tracey Sketchit." "PERFECT!" Blackadder snapped in joy. "Next time he's in your class, you ask him to draw a very sexually explicit drawing." He demanded in determination. "Oh most certainly Mr B!" Baldrick replied with his thumbs up. "Don't forget to keep this a secret!" Blackadder warned him before marching off. Tenten, Temari, Ino, Sakura and Hinata were gathered round an oblong table with benches at lunch time. The tables were similar to the rest of the tables in the hall. Hinata remained quiet but she felt a lot better than she was in history. "So all of you walked out in History?" Temari asked in shock. "That sounds so cool." "Blackadder bullying us wasn't at all cool!" Sakura replied. "He threw Naruto's pencil case at Hinata." The candy floss haired girl looked over at the timid bluenette. "Are you feeling much better Hinata?" "Yeah," She replied in a gentle voice, "Much better." "That guy playing that console has cool hair and a cute face." Temari pointed out staring at him. "Is that Ritsuka from your class?" The girls turned to look at Temari's new crush. "That's not Ritsuka!" Sakura said looking the male bluenette and noticed it was Eric. "That's the USA transfer, Eric Hitoshi." "He's nice!" Temari thought out. "I'd date him if I wasn't with Shikamaru." Ino froze the minute she heard Temari mention Shikamaru. She actually wouldn't mind going out with Shikamaru, in fact she had his eye on him for a while. "When are you going to make your first moves on Eric then?" Ino asked hastily. 'He he, I might actually get my claws on Shikamaru. ' She thought deviously. "Not now," Temari replied. "I'll keep looking for now. Let him make the first move." "Let's hope Shikamaru doesn't hear that." Tenten said giggling to herself, "You'd be in trouble there." "Look at Hinata over there," The class rep Hilary said to Emily and Mariah. "I think she's a really nice person." She told ginger nerd Emily and all pink Mariah, "How on earth did she join them group of bitches." "Tenten's OK," Mariah replied moving her candy flossed fringe out of her face. "It's just Ino I don't really like. She's not a good friend." "They're all just as bad as each other!" Emily pouted. "Fucking whores." "Don't be mean," Mariah said to Emily nudging her shoulder harshly. "Hinata's got a crush on Naruto." Hilary whispered to the two girls. "I bet you I can boost Hinata's confidence, so I can hook them up." "You think you can that?" Emily asked with a less than impressed look on her face. "I'd be surprised if you could." "Sure I can!" Hilary smiled. "Naruto and Hinata do make a rather sweet couple," Mariah added. "We should befriend her and help her." "I'm so happy you like my idea Mariah," Hilary replied in a happy tone. "I'm going to go to her, wanna come with me?" Hilary leapt to her feet and walked up to Hinata. Mariah quickly followed her whilst Emily remained sitting down in a miserable mood. "Hinata," Hilary called in joy. Hinata turned and faced Hilary, as the brunette in a white skirt kneeled down and wrapped her arm around the shy bluenette. "You know me, Hilary from your class. Well if it's ok with you, perhaps you could hang with us now." Hinata looked around the other girls and noticed Ino was giving Hilary the absolute evils. "Is that OK with you lot?" Hinata asked wanted their permission first. "Yeah," Sakura replied quickly, "That's fine with us." The brunette class rep smiled as Hinata followed her and Mariah over to where Emily was sitting. Hinata noticed that a coloured girl with bright blue wavy hair also joined her. "So Hinata," Hilary cheered. "This is Mariah, That's Emily, and the girl who just sat down is Ming-Ming, but Minger is much easier." "Excuse me?" Ming-Ming said in an offended tone glaring at Hilary. She then quickly turned and gave a huge cute smile at Hinata. "Hello Hinata!" She cried happily, "So cool that you're gonna be in our friendship group." "Sure she is," Mariah smiled. As Hinata sat next to Hilary they all leaned closer to each other and Hilary pushed Hinata along with her, "So Hinata," Hilary spoke facing the dark shaded bluenette, "You have a really huge crush on Naruto, right?" Hinata's face started to glow red and she began to stutter. She was slowly nodding at the same time. "Let's take that as a yes." Hilary confirmed to prevent Hinata from getting further embarrassed. "Would you suck his cock?" Mariah asked Hinata curiously causing her to blush even harder as Emily and Ming-Ming erupted with laughter. Hilary looked at Mariah with slight disgust but was struggling to hold back laughter herself. "You shouldn't ask such questions like that!" snapped Hilary, "You don't have to answer that question Hinata ok." "Err... yes I would." Hinata answered in a shade of red in embarrassment. The girls giggled loudly as they could but also were in shock at the same time. Mariah calmed herself down and gave everyone else time to reduce their laughing rate. As soon as they all calmed down, Hinata's blushing has calmed down. "Well, I got a sleepover tonight," Mariah stated, "Do you wanna come Hinata?" "Sure," Hinata replied. "I'd love to." "Awesome!" Mariah cheered. "Meet up with me after school, she told Hinata. Hilary, Ming-Ming and Emily are going to be there too." "Cool," Hinata smiled gently. "It's gonna be fun!" Hilary happily told Hinata. "We're a going to have a huge make over, we're going to talk, take photos and all sorts." "Sounds exciting," Hinata thought out. "It is," Hilary replied in an excited way. "Did you hear about Tyson and Kai?" Ming-Ming asked. "Apparently they were kissing in the back of the dram studio." Hilary's faced Ming-Ming and gasped. "Oh my god! This isn't one of your bullshit rumours is it?" "Nope," The bright bluenette replied. "It's actually true. Go up to Misty if you don't believe me. She showed me the picture," "Are you OK Hilary?" Mariah asked in concern from looking at the brunette's mouth wide open. "Did you have a crush on one of them?" "Off course I don't!" Hilary gasped back. "Homophobic?" Emily asked. "NO WAY!" Hilary breathed loudly and angrily. "I knew Tyson since I was 4. I was a cheerleader for him... He was like a brother to me... How come, they didn't have the decency to tell me that he was gay?" "Well, not everybody goes round telling people they're gay." Emily pointed out whilst pushing up her glasses. "Anyway, they might have not have been ready to go public." Mariah noticed a brunette sitting in a deserted table outside, quietly drinking a bottle of water and writing something down. From what Mariah could see the girl was wearing a very stylish black and white top, a gold necklace, and a collection of bracelets on each arm. The girl's hair was quite long and straight and a part f her long fringe was banging on her glasses. She couldn't help but feel bad for her. The girl looked very stylish and cute, yet it seemed she didn't have any friends. The candy floss haired girl caught another plump girl in a pink jacket and joggings walk up to her. Mariah knew who that other girls was, another student named Vicky Pollard, who had a large mouth on her. Mariah saw Vicky violently pushing the girl to the floor and it appeared as if Vicky was going to kill the girl. "I'm going to stop Vicky," Mariah said in anger. She stood up and marched straight outside to where the aggressive blonde was pushing the quiet brunette to the ground. Hilary, Emily and Ming-Ming quickly followed them whilst Hinata followed in a slower footpace. As Mariah reached Vicky Pollard she glared at her and looked as if she was about to explode with anger; and she did. "Hey Miss Piggy! YOU FUCKING LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE YOU FAT BITCH!" "OH MY GOD!" Vicky screamed back as she stood up and looked at Mariah. "I SO CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT!" "Well I just did," Replied Mariah the anger in her voice still remained. "You deserve it too for beating up girls who are prettier than you!" "Oh my god you are such a lesbian Mariah," Vicky yelled. "Anyway I don't care, you're well going to get beaten!" "Is that all you can say?" Mariah asked almost laughing at Vicky's stupidity. "Leave the girl alone, and I won't report you." "Ha-ha," Vicky laughed, "You think you're so hard don't you!" Vicky continued to kick the brunette and then she sat on the girl like a sofa. "Actually I don't!" Mariah yelled, "But bullies like you really piss me off. So get your ass of that girl!" "The girl ain't even got nothing to do with it, anyway SHUT UP!" Vicky continued to yell. "I'm sitting on her as a joke!" "YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!" Hinata screeched to Vicky. The rest of the girls looked at Hinata and Vicky grinned as if she didn't care. "You're a nasty person Vicky! How can you ever treat a person like that? It's just mean and cruel!" "Yeah but Tai Kamiya fingered Sora in the science lab." Vicky answered, "Anyway SHUT UP you can't tell me what to do you ugly Minger!" "I'm going to report you to the principle!" Ming-Ming snapped as she marched off. "I'm coming too!" Emily replied as she followed the bright bluenette. "I ain't done nothing or nothing!" Vicky snapped as she stood up. "I'm getting a proper wedgie now." She said to herself and then she sat herself back down on the girl, "That's better!" Vicky noticed Hilary, Hinata and Mariah give Vicky an evil stare. "DON'T GO GIVING ME EVILS!" She snapped in a stress mood. "Oh my god," Vicky said as she saw Eric giving her an evil look. "That guy over there is well scary," She was pointing at the angry male bluenette. " He looks like someone from a horror movie or something. He will well fuck you up." Vicky leaned forward and barked "HEY YOU BASTARD DON'T GO GIVING ME EVILS!"
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