“Wow, Anthy, look at all these new people!” Utena exclaimed in surprise, as they tried to move through the massive crowd. Before Anthy could reply, they were interrupted by a bare chested, handsome young man running by! “Princess!” Carrot Glace shouted desperately, his legs pumping madly, “Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess!” Tira Misu, chasing him at full speed cried, “It’s time to take you’re whipping of love! Call me Queen!” and continued to chase him with the whip. Three other rather oddly dressed figures followed behind them looking very embarrassed. Utena and Anthy watched as they disappeared into the crowd, sweatdropping. Shaking their heads they continued heading towards the school. Up ahead, they noticed Miki in discussion with another young man and several women. “ Actually, Miki,” the young man was saying, “I’m president of the newly formed Ohtori motor club, so you joining would be easy! I’m Keiichi Morisato,” he introduced himself, “and this is my sister Megumi. These are some of the club members,” he says, gesturing to several ladies, “our former president, and that’s Belldandy.” Megumi, Sora, Shuld and Chihiro waved cheerfully, giving Miki a very thorough visual going over, and liking what they saw. He sweatdropped as well, and fled. Mara watched the goings on, perched high up in a tree branch. She was feeling very amused. “Oh, Keichii, you have no idea what kind of trouble you are in.” she murmured softly. Suddenly, she looses her balance on the tree limb and plummets to the ground. Before she can pick herself up, a woman steps from behind the tree, grabs her hand and pulls her up. “Urd?!” Mara gasps softly. Urd smiles at her slowly. “Long time no see, Mara.” she said in sultry tones, and leans in for a kiss. In the distance, Utena began to hear a low rumbling, and shouts, growing quickly closer and louder. Turning back, she saw a dust cloud, and figures clearing the way for a rapidly moving object. Grabbing Anthy, Utena gracefully dived to the side, even as it reached them. The tall redheaded girl ran past them at an incredible speed, tearing up the cobblestones, even as the blond haired girl she was pulling waved cheerfully at them. In a few seconds, they were gone. “Wow,” Utena heard, and turned to see a tall, blue-haired girl watching with amusement “is A-ko going to be angry when she realizes she’s early for school. Oh well.” B-Ko shrugged, and moved off to follow A-Ko and C-ko. Two sandy haired young women were looking one another over, as a third, dark haired woman looks on in astonishment. Except for the face paint on one, they looked remarkably similar. “Think we’re related?” Lufy asked, frowning. Priss Asagiri shrugged, looking doubtful. “Anything’s possible, I guess.” she answered. Sylia Stingray sweatdropped, then just slowly shook her head. “Utena-sama!” Utena heard from behind her, in what sounded like Wakaba’s oh so familiar bezerkly kawaii tones and she was glomped! Staggering a moment, she realized by the weight that it couldn’t be Wakaba on her back. “Your right, Wakaba, that was fun!” the cheerful girl said as she slid down from Utena’s back, and Utena turned to see a skinny, blond haired girl with her hair up in what looked like a pair of meatballs! She grinned happily and extended her hand, saying “I’m Usagi, nice to meet you!” “Hello, Usagi” Utena said, liking the girl’s innocent air, “I see Wakaba has told you about me, and this is my friend Himimiya Anthy.” Usagi turned back to the crowd, and began waving. Responding to Usagi’s waves, a small group of women came over, and Usagi introduced Rei, Minako, Ami, Makoto, Chibi-Usa and Hotaru. Usagi looked around, and then seemed to see who she was looking for. Usagi also pointed out two young women taking to Juri, and explained they were her friends Haruka and Michiru. In the classroom... The teacher took one look at the massive group of new students standing there and simply asked them to take any available seats and introduce themselves to their classmates. “They look nice enough,” Utena thought, and tried to concentrate on her schoolwork. From the corner of her eye, she saw something...odd with one of the students nearby. A beautiful young woman leaned over the cute girl, the woman’s catgirl costume clinging to every curve, as she kissed the girl’s cheek. A graceful hand lifted the hair from the back of the girl’s neck so the catgirl could nibble at it teasingly. The cute girl noticed that Utena was staring at her and smiled weakly. “H.. H.. Hi.” she gasped out as the catgirl reached around her. “I’m Miyuki-chan.” the flushed girl said quietly. “Don’t worry,” she said, as she was slapping at the very aggressive catgirl’s groping hands, who only smiled at her seductively, “they’re just figments of my imagination.” “They?” Utena echoed quietly,and looked around. In the back of the room, a group of girls in rabbit, church mouse, field mouse outfits, and top hat and tails were drinking tea with Nanami’s cronies while a tall woman with a spiked, leather costume was looking over Wakaba like she wanted to eat her up. Wakaba didn’t look like she’d mind, either. Utena sweatdropped and tried to go back to work. “Ayeka!” Utena heard in whining tones from the other side of the classroom, “I’m bored!” A contrary looking young woman with long, grey blue hair was floating in mid-air, crosslegged, beside the chair of a girl with equally long purple hair. “Ryouko! I’m trying to concentrate! Anyways, I’m sure that lowly space pirate trash like yourself couldn’t possibly apreciate the subtlety of this class anyway.” Ayeka answered her in haughty tones. Actually, it’s pretty boring, a smiling Utena thought, as she continued to watch them argue along with most of the class. This was way more entertaining than the last few kendo tournaments had been. “Well excuse me princess! I didn’t ask to be dragged along with you on this little excursion, because you couldn’t find a willing man to go with you!” Ryouko snapped back in waspish tones. “I don’t have to take that! Not from someone like you!” Ayeka said, standing with fists clenched as she glared at Ryouko, lightning arcing around her. “Oh no? Go ahead and try to stop me, if you can, princess.” Ryouko answered in throaty tones, as a sinister red glow formed around her hands. Ayeka jumped her, and in moments the two young women were rolling on the floor, scrapping. Desks and chairs were knocked aside as the ocassional energy bolt went flying around the room. Suddenly, the whole tone of the battle seemed to change as the two seperated for a moment. Ayeka’s robe was pulled askew, bearing one shoulder, and Ryouko’s top was partially torn open. They both struggled to regain their breaths as they gazed at each other with a frightening intensely. Ryouko suddenly grasped Ayeka’s shoulders and pulled her into a kiss, to the cheers of the surrounding students. Noticing that they have an audience, Ryouko pulls Ayeka closer, and teleports them both away. The teacher stands dazed, swaying back and forth at the front of the class, his hair and clothing smoking slightly from a stray energy bolt. “Class dismissed.” he says, blinks a few times and promptly topples over. A new club at Ohtori... A large, brightly colored banner was clearly visible over the new club’s expertly designed booth. It read “Ohtori Yuri and Yaoi Club”, and was, not surprisingly for Ohtori, surrounded by a massive crowd. Asirugawa Juri and her secretary, Takatsuki Shiori, were frankly beginning to look more than a bit stressed as they tried to sign up the mob. Heero Yui, Duo Maxwell, Trowa Barton and Quatre Rebaba Winner all happily took their membership cards, and the next pair moved up. “Hiii!” Mihoshi said in her extremely kawaii tones as she dragged a kicking and screaming Kiyone behind her. “Aren’t you two on the teaching staff?” Juri asked with a eyebrow raised, as she was much too cool to actually sweatdrop. Mihoshi suddenly looks like she’ll start crying. “Not that that’s a problem,” Juri says quickly, and she and Shiori rapidly hand each of them their membership cards. She didn’t want a repeat of the “Usagi” incident. The crowd parted as two beautiful, almost regal seeming young women make their way through the crowd. “We’d like to sign up,” Dorothy Catalonia said, Releena Peacecraft at her side. Heero Yui turned back from walking away, and for just a moment, something like pain flashes in his eyes. Duo Maxwell pulls at his arm, pouting kawaiily. “Come on Heero, don’t waste time, it’s your turn to be the love-monkey tonight!” Dead silence. Almost everybody sweatdrops and Heero blushes, as the two leave, quickly. A quiet and cold voice cut through the nearly out of control crowd’s increasing volume: “What, exactly, is going on here?” Major Motoko Kusanagi in her skintight, pseudo-military uniform scanned the large crowd, assesing the situation. Juri looked at her with a slightly awed expression, large hearts in her eyes. “Sorry, we’re just doing our club sign-up, and we got a much larger response than we expected.” Juri said apologeticly. The Major smiled slightly. “It’s certaily understandable. I’m sure any club with you as a member would be swamped.” she said charmingly. She turned back to the crowd and yelled, “Hey, you, and you beside him!” Toya and Yuki walk over, smiling and carrying their newly issued membership cards. “You’re now part of the official crowd control. Lets try to get everybody lined up and keep them there.” She and the two young men start to move off, then she stops. “Oh, and please sign me up, too.” Juri sighs happily and Shiori glares jealously. As the Major leans over the table to take her card, she softly says to Shiori “I do threesomes too.” Leaving the fiercely blushing girls behind, she moves off to help Toya and Yuki. After they finished signing up Urd and Mara, Rally Vincent and Misty Brown, and Sakura and Tomoyo, Shiori very happily said, “Whew, our relief’s here,” as she saw Haruka and Michiru walking up. Just as they took the seats, Miyuki-chan turned up, with all the figments of her imagination close behind. “OK,” Haruka said, running through the checklist “cards for: the Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat, Red Queen, Field Mouse, Church Mouse, March Hare, Miss Door, and, of course, Miyuki-chan.” Michiru calmly handed the cards out, fending off the Red Queen’s advances quite handily while doing so. A very cute blond haired girl made her way up the line, looking for someone. “A-ko-chan!” C-ko finally yelled, loudly. Suddenly, the red head plummeted from the sky, pursued by a blue haired girl in battle armor. “We’d like to sign up.” C-ko said in her normally happy tones. Haruka and Michiru sweatdrop.... A Relaxing Drive... Akio relaxed, leaning back in the drivers seat and smiled happily as he cruised away from Ohtori Academy. “Nothing like a long drive to clear the mind of any troubles,” he thought. As he reached the edge of the school grounds, he suddenly slammed to a stop and stared, disbelievingly. There was a roadblock, manned by two very luscious blondes,and a darker haired woman! All three were in pseudo-military costumes and perched on what looked like a mini tank! His good mood having suddenly evaporated, Akio roughly rolled his window down and stuck his head out. “What do you think you’re doing?!” he shouted angrily at them. The dark haired woman gestured to one of the tall blondes, who climbed up on and then into the tank, morphing into a SD version of herself. The brown haired girl then turned to Akio with a pleasant smile on her face. “Hi there! My name is Leona Qzaki, and I’m one of the new truant officers for Ohtori academy! When someone” (cut to the image of a smiling Touga) “mentioned a student regularly leaving classes to drive around the area, I thought it would be a good start to my new duties here. Now, return to school, or suffer the consequences.” “Don’t you know who...” Akio started, when suddenly , BOOM, a tank shell whizzed through his windshield and right by his head! He turned, very, very slowly, and surveyed the damage to his beautiful car, a massive sweatdrop on his head. “Boss, can I shoot him now? Please?” a voice from within the tank asked eagerly. “No, Anna.” Leona shouted down into the tank. “First, we see if the warning shot actually worked. Then, you can shoot him.” Leona looked up and smiled sweetly at Akio. In a moment, Akio had quickly reversed the car, and sped back to the academy. He didn’t know what was going on, but he was going to find out.
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