Story: Naruto - Boys will be girls...? (all chapters)

“Are you sure this is a good idea?” Chouji asked cautiously as he looked around with his hand in a bag of potato chips. The leaf village streets were packed with people as the three wore-out ninja sat looking out of a random alley. 

“It's fine!” Naruto replied brightly as he looked over at Kiba grinning. The three all looked to the bathhouse then to each other.

“We’re only going to have a little look.” Kiba smiled as he watched two hot girls walk into bathhouse.

“Let’s do this before someone we know goes in.” Naruto jumped up as the other two followed suit.

“Ok, ready?” Naruto asked as they formed a circle. Chouji and Kiba nodded, as they got ready.

“Sexy jutsu!” The three yelled as a giant puff of smoke covered them. The white smoke cleared as the three stared at each other with strange delight.

“I feel weird.” Chouji moaned as he looked down at his enlarged breast and brushed off some crumbs.

“Your jus' hungry like always.” Kiba assured softly as she looked to Naruto grinning.

“Let’s go.” Naruto walked out from the alley and headed for the bathhouse. Chouji and Kiba followed in Naruto’s wake as they glanced around unsurely.

“If we get caught we’re in so much trouble.” Chouji continued to moan as he started having second thoughts.

“If you keep talking like that we’ll definitely get caught.” Kiba snapped as she adjusted her robe over her shapely new body.

Not to far away. 

"Did you see that?" Neji grunted lowly as he watched Naruto and the others walk confidently into bathhouse disguised as girls.

"No, what?" Shino said quietly, staring up at the blue sky above as a large red and orange butterfly landed on his finger.

"Naruto! He thinks he can do whatever he wants around here." Neji barked harshly as he turned to the carefree Shino.

"Why do you care what he does, is it because he beat you?" Shino asked dully as Neji kicked dirt at him, forcing the butterfly airborne.

"Jus' go report to the Hokage, she'll sort them out." Shino got to his feet slowly as his glasses hid the anger in his eyes.

"Dickhead."

Shino smiled to himself as he jump to the rooftop. Neji smirked as he cracked his knuckles and look back to the bathhouse.

"Got you now Naruto."

Back at the bathouse.

“Jus’ act normal.” Naruto said quietly as they passed under the banner and walked to the woman’s changing room. The woman behind the counter didn’t even looked up from her love novel as the three sighed and rounded the corner to women talking and laughing. Grins worked up the three girl’s faces as they looked around at young women laughing and stripping down.

“I think I died and went to heaven.” Kiba giggled in a girlish voice as she covered his mouth. Chouji stood speechless and gawking wide eyed as Naruto elbowed him in the side.

“Chouji, don’t stare you’ll give them the wrong idea.” Naruto whispered sweetly as she pinched Chouji’s ass and snatched a couple of towels off the closest table.

“Hey!” Chouji jumped from the pinch as Kiba grabbed Chouji’s chest from behind.

“If I didn’t know any better Chou-ja I’d say you enjoy this body a little too much.” Kiba sneered jokingly as he squeezed Chouji full brests.

"Kiba!" The three "female" kunoichi's got changed and headed for the main bathing room. The colored light lit wooden walls and chairs beautifully with tall flowers blend softly in the background.   

"Now this is the life." Kiba sighed as she settled in the hot water with others.

"Ok we got in, can we leave now? I'm hungry." Chouji moaned petitly as she lowered her face closer to the water.

"Enjoy this Chou-ja, you can eat anytime you want, but this!" Naruto laughed loudly as the hot water soaked her tense muscles.

"Yeah Chouji, have a drink!" Kiba yelled evilily as she pushed the rest of Chouji's head under the water. Kiba and Naruto's laughter was cut short as random screams rung out around them. Naruto and Kiba swiftly turned around to confront what had caused the screaming.

"Damn." 

To be continued...

Start the filler's!

Jus' kidding 

Neji, the white-eyed ninja from the Hyuuga clan looked down severely at the sexy Naruto and Kiba as Chouji came out of the water, spitting.

"The hokage wants to see you three right now." Neji said sternly as both Naruto and Kiba sighed and got out followed by Chouji. The three changed back to the original self's and got dressed outside. The group walked down the open streets of the Leaf village as Kiba stuffed his hands into his coat.

"We are so screwed." Kiba groaned, dragging his feet as he looked to the ground.

"Don't worry maybe it's about something else, besides only Neji caught us who else knew?" Naruto assured confidently as Chouji just munched away at his third bag of chips.

"I hope your right." Kiba looked back at Neji walking behind him and sighed again. The four entered the tower of fire as they quickly found themself in front Tsunde and Shizune.

"Well, I'm glad you didn't run off and came to face your punishment like men." Tsunde said lightly as she glared at the three rebellious ninja with Neji in the rear.

"Punishment?! But it was harmless fun we didn't hurt anybody!" Naruto expanded loudly as the others remained silent.

"That's beside the point; you invaded on woman's privacy." Tsunde said shortly as she got to her feet and pointed.

"But Neji was in there too he saw the same thing we did, how'd you find out anyway!" Naruto blamed Neji as the Hyuuga grunted viciously. Tsunde smiled sharply as she looked pass them.

"Neji and Shino seen you go in and he reported to me." At these words Shino stepped out of the shadows and next to Neji.

"Double crossing son of a..." Naruto mumbled under his breath as Tsunde slammed her fist on the desk.

"I know missions have been less of late right now but do something more constructive then changing into girls and going in the bathhouse." Tsunde said demandingly as she sat back down.

"This has opened my eyes on how little you know or respect about girls so that will be your punishment, no think of this as a mission." Tsunde grinned meanly as she started forming hands signs. The rookies didn’t have time to react as the floor under the five ninja started to glow. They all covered their eyes as a white light flashed before them.

"Now if you all behave I might change you back sooner." Tsunde announced seconds later as Shizune giggled lightly into her hand.

"What are you talking about change us back?" Naruto snapped as he rubbed his eyes. Naruto heard Kiba yell as the others made strange sounds of shock and surprise.

"There, is’ in that better?" Tsunde smiled seductively as the five newly reformed ninja looking at each other and gawking.

"What is this?" Neji looked at his slim girly hands in disbelieve.

"A lesson I think you all need to learn." Tsunde locked her fingers together as she glanced over the sexy new look of each of the Leaf ninja. Even Chouji looked great with his new thin, firm body, as did the rest.

"Hokage, please there has to be some kind of mistake here." Neji complained as he pushed his way between Naruto and Kiba.

"You were in there too Neji, so if anyone has to complain I think it'd be Shino, Shino?" Tsunde smirked as she looked to the silent ninja who remained silent.

"Good, so if that's everything you girls run along, play nice, and be sure to thank Naruto properly." Tsunde finished up as she leaned back in her chair smiling all the while. The others all looked at each other and then turned to the blonde in the middle.

"Hey, no hard feelings right girls, I mean guys." Naruto laughed felinely, rubbing the back of her head. The group closed in swiftly on Naruto as she formed the signs for his shadow clone and exploded into 20 different directions.

"NARUTO!!!" The four ninja yelled girlishly as they started popping Naruto's clones left and right while the real Naruto jetted out the door and raced down the hall at full sprint.

"If I can figure out that last set of signs I can, hey!" Sakura carried two arms full of scrolls as something blew by her.

"Sorry Sakura!" Naruto yelled as she rounded the corner.

"Was that Naruto?" Sakura wondered, steadying herself as she heard a growing rumble and angry voices.

"There's the bitch!" Kiba yelled.

"Get her!" Neji raced ahead as the others knocked Sakura over, sending the scrolls into air.

"What the hell is going on?" Sakura leaned up as she watched Neji, Kiba, Chouji and Shino wildly chasing after Naruto.

"Their girls?"

Naruto skidded to a stop outside and looked both ways.

"I'm dead meat." Naruto tippy toed nervously as she looked for a place to hide and darted off. The others burst out in the street as they all looked around.

"She couldn't have got far." Kiba growled sweetly.

"She?" Chouji chuckled as he looked to Kiba.

"I'm even sounding like a girl." Kiba yelled to the sky as she balled her fist.

"Shut up you two, went I find him I'm going to beat him into next week!" Neji screamed ruthlessly.

"Let's go." Shino said sharply as his sunglasses searched the area.

"You know Shino you sound so cute went you’re mad." Kiba giggled for a second and then froze at the sound of her own voice.

"Damn you Naruto, now I sound cute." Kiba snarled.

"There!" Shino yelled as he darted off as a orange jumpsuited girl sprinted down an alleyway.

"Shut up and split up, he's not getting away with this I'll go with Shino, Chouji go with Kiba." Neji directed as he ran off after Shino.

"Come on... Chouji?" Kiba turned to find Chouji sitting on the ground scarfing down more chips.

"Hey, come on we have to find Naruto and beat the hell outta of her, I mean him, Damnit!" Kiba's hands landed on her hips as she looked down at the slim, dirty blonde haired girl.

"I'm hungry you go find him." Chouji snapped girly as she stuffed her pretty face.

"You know what? Your right, let Neji and Shino deal with him." Kiba laughed as he sat down next to Chouji. Neji darted down the busy walkway of Konoha village as his thoughs started to get on her nerves.

"I've never been so embarrassed in my whole life.”

Neji ground his teeth rigorously at being changed into a girl for no damn good reason. Someone was bound to notice him and that would be it; he’d be the laughing stock of the Hyuuga clan.

“Naruto is dead."

His eyes searched like a hawk at the crowd around him as he spared a glance back at Shino and found himself wondering.

"I wonder if I look that good?"

Neji began daydreaming about her cousin’s teammate as she started to imaged what he looked like under his own cloths.

“Watch out.” Shino yanked the unknowing Neji quickly out of the way of a horse and buggy coming from the other way. The two spun away from the traffic as they loss they’re footing and hit the ground hard. Neji shook her head as she felt some soft but firm under her body. Neji had never seen the bug master's eyes because they were always hidden behind his sunglasses, but now they were staring him right in the face.

"Get off me." Shino said calmly as Neji couldn’t look away from Shino’s beautiful blue/green eyes.

"Oh sorry." Neji got up slowly.

“Are you two ok?” A soft voice asked as it helped Neji up.

“Yeah thanks.” Neji replied as he pulled himself up. Neji’s blood turned to ice as he looked up at his teammate Tenten with his cousin Hinata standing next her.

“Neji?” Hinata asked strangely as they both stared in shock at the female version of Neji. Neji shrieked femininely as she raced off and sprung to the rooftops, leaving Shino behind.

“Oh my god did you just hear that?” TenTen laughed as she nudged Hinata.

“That was’ in really him, was it?” Hinata asked shortly.

“I hope not, oh hey Shino?” Tenten continued laughing as Shino got to his feet silently, adjusting her sunglasses.

“Is that you, Shino-kun?” Hinata gazed over Shino’s lean figure and mouth still hidden under a tight coat.

“I, ummm.” Shino didn’t even finish his sentence as she dashed off swiftly.

“What the hell is going on?” Tenten asked Hinata dumbfounded as she watched Shino disappear.


“I think I lost them.” Naruto glanced around the corner of an alleyway and sighed.

“Lost who?” A rough voice asked as it gripped Naruto's shoulder and spun him around.

“Uhhh no one, you!” Naruto’s sight fell on Anko as the devilish proctor sneered.

“Oh, it’s you.” Anko’s sneer grew as she pressed the blonde against the wall.

“I don’t know what you’ve done but change back to your normal self and let’s get you punished.” Anko ordered as she grabbed Naruto by the ear and dragged her into the street.

“Owww I can’t, Granny Hokage transformed me like this and I can’t undo it.” Naruto explained as Anko smirked the whole time.

“It’s not funny my voice sounds funny, I have to sit when I pee and I’m weak.” Anko stopped smiling at the last part of Naruto’s moaning and grabbed him by the throat.

“What did you say?” Anko barked as her fingers slowly closed off Naruto’s air supply. Naruto struggled for breath as Anko lifted him to his toes.

“There he is!” Neji yelled as Shino, Kiba and Chouji rushed after him.

“What the hell?” Anko dropped Naruto and turned to face the on rush of the angry ninja. The three grabbed Naruto roughly as they all brought their fist to bear.

“I’m going to enjoy every second of this.” Neji thanked meanly as a hand grabbed his fist.

"Knock it off, it's not going to do any good beating him up now what's done is done." Anko ordered.

"But, he?" Kiba mumbled as he had already gave up trying.

"Go home." Anko released Neji and pointed away. The others grunted murderously under their breath as they started walking away. Naruto sighed in relieve as the others walked off looking continuously over their shoulders with wicked sneers and balled fists.

"That was a close one."

To be continued... 

The clouds started to darken as Naruto walked home alone to the sunless dawn. After a set of stairs Naruto unlocked his piece of heaven and stepped in.

“I need a shower.” Naruto slouched as she leaned against door. Blackness fell quickly over the village, threatening rain as Naruto stripped down and headed for the shower.

“Ohhhh so good.” Naruto soaked in the steaming hot water as she slowly stroked her slick, soapy body to the reverberations of wind and water picking up dramatically outside.

“What a day.” Naruto sighed, stepping out of the shower as she stood to admire herself in the mirror.

“I guess it’s not all bad.” Naruto smiled, caressing his sexy body. He’d seen this body a thousand times but it still turned him on every time he switched over; why? He didn’t know it just did. Combing her hair a sudden knock came on her door.

“Who could that be?” Naruto wondered as she wrapped a towel around her shapely figure and walked to the door. The long haired girl opened the door with pure curiosity, no one ever came over for anything. Naruto’s face quickly contorted despicably as a familiar face smiled a wet smile.

“What do you want?” Naruto groaned lowly as Kiba stood shaking in the dim hallway soaked from head to toe.

“I can’t stand being at my house, my sister won’t stop teasing me so I up and left,” Kiba explained as she shook her saturated hair like a wet dog.

“That’s not what I asked you, why are you here?” Naruto’s eyes narrowed on Kiba as the ninja girl started to dig around in her bag.

“Wondering if we could stay at your place awhile?” Kiba pulled out a package of ramen noodles and held it out.

“Wait a second, who’s this we?” Naruto demanded as she stuck his head into the hallway to find Neji holding out another packet of ramen and in the same state as Kiba, dripping water in soggy clothes.

“Please?” Kiba begged sweetly as he shoved the noodles at the blonde again. A sly smirk worked up the side of Naruto’s cute face as she looked over at Neji.

“I want to hear him say it.” Naruto continued to smirk as Neji glared harshly at wildly blonde.

“May I stay at your house?” Neji said dryly as she rolled her eyes.

“That was’ in good enough, say it like you mean it.” Naruto rejected as she crossed her arms over her full chest, grinning.

“Why you little…!” Neji snapped sharply and made a move to snatch Naruto as Kiba held Neji back with her own snarl.

“Jus’ do it Neji, I’m cold, wet and tried and I’m sure you are too so you two just kiss and make up already.” Kiba’s normally carefree attitude quickly turned bitchy as she looked up at the grinning Naruto. A few tense seconds passed as Neji finally gave in and asked nicely.

“May I stay at your house…?” Neji paused doubtfully as Kiba nudged her.

“…Please?” Neji sighed as she lifted the noodles again.

“Ok, hang on a minute.” Naruto announced gladly as she slammed the door shut. Neji looked at the cat-eyed ninja unsurely as Kiba just shrugged. A few more minutes passed until Naruto opened the door dressed in her P.J.’s with two extra pairs in her hands.

“Come in.” Naruto ordered stepping back as the other two leaf ninja’s stepped in.

“Ok, now strip down and put these's on.” Naruto held out the dry change of cloths.

“What? Right now?” Neji asked with pure surprise as Kiba started to undress right next to her.

“No, later after you get everything in my place wet.” Naruto said sarcastically as Kiba leaned up completely naked, waiting for her cloths. Neji glared at Kiba’s slim, hot body as Kiba covered herself swiftly.

“Pervert.” Kiba smiled slyly as Neji hastily turned his eyes away, blushing. Naruto handed Kiba a clean set of pajamas as she looked raucously to the Hyuuga.

“Well?” Naruto shrugged her eyebrows as Neji groaned and slowly unzipped her drenched coat. In fresh, dry clothes the three sat on the floor drinking tea as Naruto started cutting a sweet cake.

“So, where are Chouji and Shino?” Naruto asked as she cut a piece of cake for Kiba.

“Chouji’s at home, he said he was having BBQ tonight and he didn’t care if he was a girl or not.” Kiba explained as she took the cake from Naruto.

“And Shino?” Naruto continued cutting the cake as Kiba shrugged and shook her head.

“So what now?” Naruto asked as she handed Neji a piece of cake. The white-eyed ninja shook her head as she turned her nose up.

“I’m not hungry.” Neji declared as her eyesight wondered back down to the piece of cake. Her mouth watered as her stomach growled like a wild dog.

“Come on eat it, I know your hungry I can see it in your eyes.” Naruto knew the look all to well as Neji just stared at the cake.

“Fine.” Neji stopped pouting as she grabbed the cake and gobbled it down.

“I don’t know, the Hokage didn’t say how long we had to stay this way, maybe we should ask her tomorrow.” Kiba suggested as she took a bite of her cake.

“That sounds like a good idea, Neji?” Naruto agreed as she looked at Neji with an empty plate in front of her.

“More please.” Neji asked sternly as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.

“Uhhhh sure.” Naruto cut another piece as Neji took the cake quickly and scoffed her second piece down.

“I’m going regardless of you and the others; this is your entire fault anyway.” Neji snapped rudely as she stared spitefully at the female Naruto.

“Why are you blaming me? You’re the asshole who was spying and tattled on us, you deserve everything you got, Hyuuga or not.” Naruto said harshly as she took her own bite of cake.

“The Hyuuga clan is the strongest and most respected family in the whole village and look at me now; I’m a silly, weak girl. My family won’t stand for this outrage!” Neji exploded loudly as both Naruto and Kiba rolled their eyes carelessly.

“Listen Neji, even as a girl you’re still the same old single-minded, hard-headed ass that has no respect for anyone else but yourself.” Naruto barked as she pointed Neji out.

“Why are you like that? Your so self-centered and conceited it makes me sick, and I don’t want to even talk about how you mess with Hinata’s head.” Kiba kicked in her two cents as she sipped her tea. Neji tried to keep her face straight as her emotions started to eat away at her from the inside.

“I, it’s.” Neji tried to defend herself as Naruto cut her off.

“Your not even a true Hyuuga, Hinata is, your jus’ a branch of the main family, your life is only to protect the main branch, you’ll always be second best because you’ll never be part of the main house and that’s why you always down other people all the time.” Naruto had hit the nail on the head this time as Neji’s face started to crack. Tears streamed down Neji’s soft cheeks as she got to her feet.

“Why are you making fun of me? You’re the losers! I-I hate you both!” Neji yelled feebly as she raced to the bathroom and locked herself in.

“Do you think we over did it?" Kiba asked weakly as she began to feel bad. The storm started to pick up as thunder flashed randomly outside.

“No, she needed to hear that, to take her down a peg.” Naruto didn’t give it much thought as Neji’s words had hurt a lot of people it was only right to turn her own words against her for a change. The two looked evenly at each other as a light tapping noise came from the front door.

“Did you hear?” Naruto asked softly as Kiba took a deep breath.

“There’s someone out there.” The two jumped to their feet and slowly moved to the door as the tapping continued.

“Hello? Who’s there?” Naruto asked as the tapping continued.

“Jus’ answer it.” Kiba pushed Naruto from behind.

“Kiba!” Naruto snarled as she glanced over her shoulder at the long black haired girl, gripped the doorknob and opened. Thunder flashed in the same second as a figure stood silently in the hall.

“Ahhh! What'd you want?” Kiba shrieked girlishly as the figure opened its mouth.

“I.” The figure whispered as it fell forward into Naruto’s arms.

“It’s jus’ Shino?” Kiba looked over Naruto’s shoulder at her own teammate.

“That’s good to hear now help me he’s passed out.” The two moved the unconscious girl into the warm home and set her on the couch.

“Kiba go get some warm rags, I’ll undress her.” Naruto ordered as she started pulling off Shino’s drenched cloths.

“How come you get to do all the fun stuff?” Kiba pouted chidingly as she headed into the kitchen.

“Stop moaning Kiba and do it, Neji! If you’re done crying in there grab us a blanket.” Naruto made her command clear to the Hyuuga wiping her teary repeatedly in front of the mirror.

“Is she ok.” Kiba asked with pure concern at Shino’s contorting face as she walked back in with two streaming towels.

“Slight fever, but she should be ok.” At this both turned to find Neji standing behind them with a blanket in her arms.

“Here.” Neji handed the blanket to Naruto as she avoided eye contact with the wildly blonde. Naruto and Kiba nodded, taking the blanket as they carefully wrapped Shino’s slim naked body and placed a folded cloth over her forehead.

“All we can do now is wait and see.”

To be continue...

Shino’s eye’s fluttered open carefully as the light over his head seem to burn right into her eyes.

“My glasses?”

The bug master eyes quickly widened as her hands shifted over her body under the blanket.

“Naked!?!”

“Shino’s awake.” Kiba said carelessly as she played a card from her hand. Shino bolted upright as her eyes searched around.

“My coat.”

Without warning Shino sprung off the couch stark naked and darted for her coat hanging up.

“She’s going for the coat, Kiba!” Naruto was already on her feet blocking the way as Kiba spun and grabbed Shino around her thighs.

“Out of my way.” Shino’s green/blue eyes glared violently at Naruto as she gripped the blonde by her shirt. Kiba squeezed her grip as the short black haired girl fell and ripped buttons from Naruto’s top. With a loud thud the three landed on the floor awkwardly with Shino’s face planted between Naruto’s large breasts and Kiba’s face buried firmly in Shino’s butt.

“Idiots.” Neji said shortly, glancing over the edge of the book she was reading and to think Naruto had anything to "read" in his whole house. After Shino got dressed and calmed down Naruto set a bowl of noodles in front of her.

“How long were you outside for? and when was the last time you even ate, anything?” Naruto’s barrage of questions made Shino stir as the foxy blonde leaned in for answers.

“All day.” Shino said quietly as she stared at the noodles.

“All day? But, its been raining for a few hours now, why didn’t you go home.” Kiba pointed out.

“For the same reason I didn’t stupid.” Neji spoke up meanly as she lower the book. Naruto’s lip curled tensely as she looked back at the white-eyed ninja with pure spite.

"Bitch."

“How do you…” Naruto started to protest as Shino cut her off.

“Neji’s right, I couldn’t face my family like this so I just wondered around in the woods until I seen and followed Kiba and Neji here.” Shino tried to smile as her belly roared with a murderous hunger.

“Forget that now, just eat and we’ll figure something out tomorrow.” Naruto got up and stretched as Shino began wolfing down her noodles.

“The couch folds out to a bed, ya’ll can sleep on that I’m going to bed and don’t eat all my food either.”

“We’re not all going to fit on that thing.” Neji barked.

“This is’ in a hotel, only I live here, remember?” Naruto sniped back as she looked over the three beautiful ninja.

“Can’t we get some more blankets or something?” Kiba asked nicely as she made little circles on the floor with her finger.

“There might be some sheets in the closet.” Naruto gestured to the little door to the left.

“Sheets? It’s chilly in here.” Kiba made a cold gesture as Shino lifted her bowl up and drank the broth.

“Figure it out, you’re the ones who wanted to stay here not me, I was jus’ fine being alone.” Naruto lied with wavering discontent, as she hated being alone. She had never had anyone stay the night at her place ever and now three or one of his friends Kiba were staying here with Shino, who she or for that matter anyone didn’t know the silent bug ninja at all and of course, Neji, who she disliked the most, But they were her comrades and she had got them all in this mess as Shino looked up at Naruto.

“Thank you.” Shino nodded as she bowed her body forward with her hands in front of her.

“Uhhhh, your welcome.” Naruto felt a little bad as Kiba and Neji looked at Naruto then away. It quickly dawn on them that they hadn’t even thanked Naruto for letting them stay.

"Yeah, thanks." Kiba nodded as he looked back up. Neji's forced his eyes back as her body refused every inch.

"Thanks." Neji whispered shortly as she pick up a random book off the nearest table and started read.

"Sure, jus' get some sleep..." Naruto looked over the others as she walked off to her room and paused.

"...If it's to crowded out here, someone can." Naruto cleared her throat as she headed to her room.  

"Good night."

To be continued... 

Knock, Knock 

“Who is it?” Naruto roughed her soft voice as she listened for a reply.

“It’s Hinata and Sakura, stop messing around and open the door, we have something for you.” Sakura probed as she smiled over at Hinata holding a small cardboard box.

“I’m sick, so jus’ leave it at the door (cough) (cough)” Naruto faked as Kiba smiled and set her ear against the door.

“Well, ok then we’ll leave it here.” Sakura nodded to Hinata as the Hyuuga set the box in front of the Naruto's door, giggling lightly. Kiba’s sharp ear bought her a grin as she glanced up at Naruto.

“Hinata’s laughing.” Kiba whispered as Naruto made a stupid face.

“Hinata? Laughing?” Naruto repeated as she moved to look out the peephole to find both girls gone.

“What now?” Kiba leaned up slowly.

“Let’s wait a minute, until there gone they may still be out there… Hey what the hell!?!?” Naruto yelled as Kiba simply opened the door, grabbed the box and closed the door.

“Way stealthy.” Naruto sneered as she stared Kiba square in the eye.

“I’m not much of a waiter.” Kiba shrugged as she walked back into the living room.

“What’s that?” Neji looked up from her book to the box.

“Sakura gave it to me!” Naruto barked as she snatched the box from Kiba.

“Don’t snatch!” Kiba bit back as they both snarled at each other then smiled.

“Work on it.” Kiba smirked at the snarling game that Naruto and her had started playing.

“Your jus’ jealous of my whiskery cheeks, admit it!” Naruto mashed her face up stupidly as Kiba covered the two red fangs on both of her cheeks.

“Hey! No teasing the cheeks Naruto.” Kiba blushed as Neji sighed.

“Open it alright.” Neji hurried coolly.

“Ok, ok.” Naruto settled down on the floor with the others and opened the box.

“What?!?!”

Outside.

Hinata and Sakura hit the bottom step on the stairs to see Temari and TenTen smiling as they leaned on the walls in the hall.

“Did they take it?” Temari asked soothingly as she tossed a small jug to TenTen.

“Matter of time, they might look like girls but I still think of them as idiots, they don’t understand the first thing about being a girl, its a good thing Ino got the whole story from Chouji or we could of missed this.” Sakura laughed as the group made its way outside.

“Ino has things set up on the rooftop of her uncle’s place.”
TenTen grinned as she took a swig of the jug and handed it to Hinata.

“This is going to be hilarious.” Temari sneered as she stepped into the sunlight.

Back upstairs.

“PANTIES!!!” Naruto yelled as she started pulling out an assortment of panties and bras.

“They’re used, but they’re clean.” Kiba smiled as she pulled a pair to her nose and sniffed. Neji’s face contorted wickedly as she seized the panties from Kiba.

“Those are Hinata’s.” Neji said sternly as she glared at the wolfish ninja girl.

“I know! I see your keeping a "very" close eye on Hinata then, huh Neji?” Kiba’s comeback struck Neji deeply with shame as she threw the panties back to the box. Even Shino’s curiosity got the better of her as she reached in.

“Theses are cute, I wondered who’s they are, Neji?” Kiba leered over at the white-eyed ninja as she lifted a pair up with a red kitty face on it.

“TenTen’s.” Neji was abashed with her own guilt as the others eyes all fell on Neji. Naruto smirked shamelessly as she lifted other pair.

“Temari’s.” Neji whispered, as he knew every pair in the box.

“My, your Byakugan really gets around, don’t it Neji?” Kiba pestered sweetly as she leaned in the Hyuuga girl.

“Shut up it was’ in on propose.” Neji pushed Kiba off her as she stretched out a bra.

“Ooooh? An accident? You knew what panties were Hinata’s, Boy Neji you are an S-class pervert!” Naruto laughed at Kiba’s dramatic finisher as Shino picked out a set and stood up.

“What are you doing?” Naruto looked up from Neji, pushing back a lusty Kiba as the coated girl glanced back.

“Getting changed.”

Elsewhere:

The girls had a setup on the rooftop a couple houses from Naruto's under the baking noon sun.

“Did you take out the air conditioner TenTen?” Sakura asked as she grabbed a pair of binoculars and looked off to the other rooftops.

“Think of it like as a giant shiny wind chime.” The weapon master chuckled as she spread hot coca butter across Temari’s back.

“Will they be ok?” Hinata’s concerned voice didn’t surprise anyone as Ino poured out lemonade for everyone.

“Not if they stay inside, it’s like 100 degree out here, who knows how hot it’s in there.” Ino smiled as she handed Hinata a glass of juice.

“I give them other 20 minutes in their I mean "our" underwear only.” Temari purred under TenTen’s hands as she lifted her pair of binoculars and focused on Naruto’s deck.

“And remember 10 ryo for every pair wore outside.” Sakura reminded as waited patiently staring at the empty veranda a few blocks away.

"Doesn’t that piece of crap work?” Kiba groaned as she slid to the slightly cooler floor, sweating.

“It was working fine the other day.” Naruto's banging on the A/C did little but annoy Neji as it remained silent and non-cooling. Shino sat on her coat, fanning herself silently as she played with a strange collection of fleas on the carpet floor.

“I’ve never seen fleas like theses before.” Shino inspected a large, orange muti-footed menace at the end of her finger.

“They don’t bite anyone but me, must something in my blood I guess.” Naruto chuckled as she itched her butt innocently.

“It has to be the nine-tailed fox.”

The other three ninja girl's all though together as they all looked to Naruto with different sighs of curiosity and contempt. Kiba stretched and got up in TenTen's soaked underwear.

“To hell with Naruto’s flea collection, I’m going outside to cool off some.” Kiba panted as she headed to the balcony door.

“You can’t go outside looking like that what if someone sees you.” Naruto protested, as she looked Kiba up and down.

“I don’t care, I’m hot and I’m getting very cranky.” Kiba complained as she opened the door.

“I said, NO Kiba!” Naruto jumped up and pressed the door shut.

To the watching girls:

“Someone’s coming out!” Sakura leaned up hurrily as Temari and the others quickly manned their binoculars.

“No cheating either, Hinata.” Temari teased as Hinata blushed and unfocused her Byakugan not to look through the wall.

“Something’s going on; I can’t make out who it is.” Sakura adjusted her binoculars at two figures grapping each other at the door.

“I’m going outside Naruto, now let go of me!” Kiba strained to get the blonde off her as she tried to get outside.

“Kiba, it's Kiba!” Ino got to her feet anxiously as Naruto pushed Kiba’s fanged cheek against the glass door. Shino looked up as Neji got to her feet and headed to the other two.

“I want to go outside too.” Neji grabbed Naruto and pulled her back.

“This is my house so you have to follow rules.” The door swung open...

To be continued...