Buffy's Bitch by Oric13
Prologue
Buffy Summers was busy patrolling one of Sunnydale's largest cemeteries
and was also extremely bored. It had been more than an hour ago since
she'd last spotted & slain a vamp and she was itching for some action.
"C'mon, guys! Show your ugly mugs!" she called out impatiently across
the deadly quiet cemetery. "Yummy blonde teen here! All Alone and
Helpless!"
She waited a few minutes, looking around hopefully, but not a single
vamp showed up to take the proffered bait.
'Well, it was a worth a try,' the Slayer thought, shrugging. Having
already staked six vampires that evening, she was about ready to call it a
night and head home.
Strolling towards the entrance of the cemetery, she suddenly noticed
something move by one of the larger crypts.
'Hey, *finally* something's happening! Let's check it out and see if I
can make it seven dusted vamps this evening,' the blonde happily decided
while sneaking towards the crypt.
"Here vampy, vampy. Come and get it!" she called out while rounding the
corner of the crypt, suddenly coming face to face with the figure she was
stalking. Instead of a vampire though, she was faced with an eight feet
tall, green slimy monster. The... whatever-it-was had green glowing eyes
and a sort of round mouth that looked like a hole with teeth.
"Ouch! You must be last year's winner in Sunnydale's ugliest monster
competition," Buffy quipped while taking a step backwards. "I don't
suppose you are willing to leave peacefully, so I can go home and prepare
for my history test tomorrow and you can prepare for this year's ugliest
monster competition?"
"GROAAAR!!" roared the beast while striking towards her with a big,
clawed paw.
The Slayer quickly ducked, barely escaping the claw. "Hmmm, I'm going
to assume that means a big fat NO?" the blonde commented. "Well "Groaaar"
to you too, buddy!"
Leaping forward, she kicked hard into the monster's (supposed) stomach,
which seemed to have little effect on the green creature since it
immediately backhanded her with its paw, throwing her a good ten feet
backwards. Quickly jumping up, she proceeded to unleash a series of kicks
& punches upon the beast, who staggered back slightly under the onslaught
but managed to deliver another quick strike with its clawed paw. Buffy
swiftly ducked and grabbed the creature's arm; using a combination of her
slayer-strength and the force of the monster's own strike, she managed to
lift the creature off the ground, over her back and against the crypt wall.
Seeing the monster lying dazed on its back, Buffy pulled out a stake and
jumped onto the beast. Who - with an unexpected speed for a creature that
size - drew up a leg and kicked her in the stomach, throwing her back.
Then the green monster let out another big roar and jumped back on its
feet, charging towards the dazed Slayer, who was only just standing up
herself.
"Damn! So this is going to be one of THOSE days again!" she muttered as
she watched the creature rush towards her.
She punched the approaching monster hard in the face, who bellowed
loudly and grabbed her in a tight bear hug. Buffy felt the air leaving her
lungs as the beast crushed her against its chest with an enormous strength.
Struggling, she managed to free her arm that was still holding the stake
and quickly stabbed it into the creature's left eye. It let out a cry of
pain and released her. Buffy stumbled backwards and looked up at the
monster. The creature let out a screech and suddenly a fountain of green
slime erupted from its mouth, hitting the blonde's face and chest. Blinded
by the slime she quickly leaped backwards and started to wipe the slime
from her eyes.
"Ewww, he slimed me!!" Cautious for another attack she looked up and was
relieved to see the green monster running away.
"Great," she sighed. "Couldn't he have run away BEFORE spewing slime
all over my face and clothes!"
Pulling a handkerchief from her pocket, she began wiping away the slime
as best as she could... Then she suddenly noticed a strange sensation on
the parts of skin that had been covered with the slime, and let out a
second sigh. 'I better report this to Giles; maybe this slime has some
kind of weird side effect. If that's the case I better find out sooner
than later... like suddenly turning green in the middle of class tomorrow.
That would be just what I needed to make my rep as the school's freak
complete!'
She proceeded to walk home, meanwhile contemplating the unfairness of it
all and feeling very sorry for herself. 'As if it isn't enough that I have
to spend my - probably very short - life hunting vampires and have a
boyfriend who turned into a psycho-killer after I had sex with him, I also
get slimed and almost killed by a big green ugly monster... Ohhh, the joys
of being a Slayer...' As she passed the Bronze, Buffy felt a twinge of
jealousy as she thought about all the girls and boys her age having a great
time inside while she had to be busy outside: trying to make Sunnydale a
safer place to live in.
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