Disclaimer: I own none of the characters from Mai Hime, they all belong to Sunrise and it’s various creators. This fic is meant for fun, and anyone taking it too seriously is not my fault.
Sailor Hime: Omake
“I object!” Midori Sugiura declared, the reddish-brown haired woman waving her arms, her trenchcoat swirling around her. They stood gathered in the cafeteria of Fuka academy, one of the few areas large enough for all the people she asked to come.
“What are you up to now, Midori?” Yoko Sagisawa asked, her dark brown hair falling into the nurse’s eyes.
“And what are you objecting to?” Mai Tokiha asked, her orange hair a bit messy as usual and dressed in her matching Fuka school uniform. Standing nearby and watching curiously was Mikoto Mingi, the black haired younger girl looking remarkably cute.
“How can the author do a Hime fanfiction without any actual Hime in it?” Midori demanded, “It’s unfair!”
“Now, now,” Reito Kansaki tried to calm her down, his black uniform suiting his good looks, “it was just a Sailor Moon spoof.”
“And there you go with that now, now again,” Haruka Suzushiro growled as the light brown haired woman continued, “it’s so annoying!”
“Haruka,” Yukino Kikukawa sighed softly, pushing her glasses up.
“Considering the quality of the fanfiction,” Shizuru Fujino pointed out mildly, “we’re probably better off out of it.” She calmly drank some of her tea, the dark brown haired woman smiling mysteriously.
“You got that right,” Natsuki Kuga growled, her black hair falling in a straight wave down her shoulders.
“Though I would have liked to see Natsuki dressed in one of those costumes,” Shizuru added softly.
“Shizuru!” Natsuki scolded.
“What sort of costumes are they, Mai?” Mikoto asked and Mai bent over to explain. After a moment Mikoto blinked, “Wouldn’t it be easier if Natsuki wore some of that underwear we saw instead?”
“Shut up,” Natsuki growled at them.
Akane Higurashi sighed softly as she said, “At least if it was a Hime fic we might get a bit more screen time.”
“Not really,” her boyfriend Kazuya Kurauchi said, “since the author prefers lesbians they’d be featured more, not us.”
“So we’d lose screen time to the Ambiguously Lesbian Duo over there!” Akane protested as she stared across the room.
“Hey!” Chie Harada protested, “We are not Ambiguously Lesbian!”
Aoi Seno held onto Chie’s arm sweetly as she added, “We came out a few weeks ago.”
“See what I mean?” Kazuya sighed to Akane.
“I’m probably not even going to get featured,” Yuichi Tate groaned, face down on the table as his orange hair was lightly stroked.
“There, there,”Shiho Munakata petted him, “you’ll always have me, big brother.”
Yuichi groaned again, louder.
“I think we should all march on the author’s offices and demand our very own fic!” Midori declared.
“And he’s going to listen to you because...?” Nao Yuuki asked sarcastically, her red hair suiting her sexy aura.
“We’ll demonstrate our commitment to carrying off a story,” and with that Midori whipped off her trenchcoat to reveal what she was wearing underneath.
“Eeep,” Mai slapped a hand over Mikoto’s eyes reflexedly even as she stared, wide eyed.
Midori was dressed in a sailor fuku, a match for the Sailor Moon uniforms but on her it looked much more revealing. Unlike most of the sailors her body was fully developed, full breasts bouncing under clingy fabric and her bottom nearly hanging out of the short skirt.
“You can’t go out in that, it’s nearly obscene,” Haruka yelled, cheeks red.
Yoko nodded, “She’s right, I don’t want to imagine what the students would think.”
“But you liked me wearing this last night,” Midori pouted.
Yoko slapped a hand over Midori’s mouth as she glared around the room, “Pretend you didn’t hear that.”
“Trust me, we’re trying,” Nao rolled her eyes, “eew.”
“Anyway,” Shizuru rose gracefully as she said, “I feel certain that there will be other fanfictions we can star in.” She reached out to take Natsuki’s hand, “Now if you don’t mind, Midori’s summons interrupted us at the best part.”
“Shizuru,” Natsuki blushed, “they do not need to know that.”
“Too much information,” Mai shook her head.
End