PART 9
TAMING SHEGO
Chapter 17
"So since this is mah first time to wed two beautiful ladies," he smiled at his grandniece and the green skinned woman beside her, "And who seemed to be eager to finally have this ceremony be over and done with, ah better get on and start," The people witnessing the ceremony laughed except for the bald lawyer who came uninvited. "Let me make this clear though to everyone of you whoa are here to witness the joinin' of Kim and Li…"
The old judge was cut just in time by Kim, "Shego grandpa son, Shego…"
The old man looked at Kim then at the name written on the paper he was holding then looked at Kim again before looking at the angry expression on the green woman's face, "Okay… joinin' of Kim and Shego, that this union is as legal as any wedding officiated bah me, therefore in the eyes of men and God, today, these two young and vibrant ladies shall be joined as one in matrimony. Anyone who thinks that this marriage should not proceed may stand now and tell me why this is so." The old judge said before he lifted his black toga and put out a revolver and put it on the podium he was using.
The people at the ceremony all went still and most women invited looked at each other, their faces asking the silent question "are you gonna try to stand up and stop this?" and minute shaking of heads could be noticed if one look closely. Even Shego and Kim had their jaws slackened at the sudden appearance of a revolver gun in front of them.
"Sorry 'bout that, but this god damn steel is piercing mah hip bone and it's making me uneasy," he said before looking at all the spectators who all went quiet and nervous. Especially one bald lawyer, "Oh is there anything wrong with what ah said? And since ah don't see no one standing here to stop this wedding, ah go proceed." He said and looked at Shego, "from the looks of it, you then will go first…"
"Doy," Shego said rolling her eyes, "Feels like a shotgun wedding to me…except the shotgun won't fit in your gran's suit," Shego whispered to Kim and earned her an elbow to her ribs, "We haven't been married yet and I can feel I'm already going to be a battered wife,"
"Shego!" Kim tried to whisper the shocked exclamation
The green-skinned woman smirked at the look on Kim's face, "Just kidding…honey." Kim on the other hand glared at the smirking woman.
"So if you two would stop flirting now, maybe ah can begin?"
The two women actually blushed at the comment.
"So do you Shego accept this stubborn grandniece of mine, for richer or for poorer until death do you part?'
"Well stubborn is stubborn and for richer it is!" Shego said smiling sweetly causing Kim to cough out loud,
"Well young woman, all I need as an answer is a yes or no,"
Shego rolled her eyes once again, "Yes your honor,"
"Well said," he smiled and nodded his agreement with the green-skinned woman, "And you Kimberly Possible, would you be able to accept and stand this annoying woman all your life, for richer or for poorer or until you both die?"
"Why does that sounds like you're trying to get Kimmie to realize she should say no?" Shego asked grandpa Son who looked at Shego sternly causing the raven haired woman to shut up and wave her hand to continue.
"Yes I do," Kim said smiling
"Well it seemed mah job here is finish since both women are agreeable, and despite news of them constant fight, I see no problem declaring them as finally wed…"
"Our ring?" Kim asked her grand father,
"Oh ah forgot…forgive me, you know old men forget sometimes," he looked back to Jim and Tim who were carrying both rings, "Ah heard that these are special rings made by your dad, and they are unaffected by any heat…" he looked at Shego, "Not even by your plasma ah guess, which means this bond shall be lastin' for a long-long-long time." he said grinning, "I am very proud of you bubble butt,"
At the remark Kim's eyes widened as everyone in the ceremony heard her grand father actually call her "bubble butt".
"Grand pa!" Kim shouted
"What? Ah maybe old young lady but ah am no deaf!"
Shego laughed, "Wow…bubble…"
"Finish that Shego and you'll see where this ring fits,"
Shego raises her hands in surrender, "Can we now proceed and finish this wedding?"
for someone who is just being paid to marry Kim Possible, you seemed so eager to get to the juicy part~
Fuck off
~I'll be back for all you know,~
"Do you two have any personal vows to recite?" both women shook their heads, "Okay then, you both know the drill, Shego will start followed by Kim.
The two women nodded, faced each other and exchanged rings reciting the usual "wear this ring as a sign…etcetera-etcetera-etcetera", and once done the two looked at the presiding judge.
"What are you two waiting for? Christmas? You may kiss!"
At this the people stood up and clapped their hands in the air as the two women's lips met. James Possible was crying and Anne was tapping his back lightly to calm him down. The twins high-fived in the air, Ron, Wade and Monique all sighed in relief and the still frowning lawyer looked at the two women with a promise of payback. The now married women's kiss was subtle and short and it made the old judge frown, "What the hell is that kiss? Even children kiss better than you two!"
Shego rolled her eyes and Kim blushed at her grandfather's comment but the red head did not intend on repeating the kiss since she doesn't want to ire Shego anymore. To Kim's surprise though, the green-skinned woman pulled her close, leaned forward and gave Kim a proper post-wedding kiss.
"Shego?"
"That's an additional hula-baloo princess…" Shego whispered before once again pecking the red head's lips
~What the fuck hula baloo? Princess wasn't asking for it, you want it yourself~
I would hate to see myself crumble in here after zapping my head with plasma
I'll head to the reception now~
~well if all additional hula-baloos are like that, I won't mind paying extra…~
I agree
Kim's face was red but she had a smile that runs from her left ear to her right one.
The picture taking was done while the people starts walking to the reception area where the food were now served. The newly married women went down the made-up stage and was about to go out of the wedding area when they were met by Counselor West.
"Congratulations Ms. Possible…errr… would that be Mrs. Gonzales now?"
"We're both using Possible Mr…ahhh…I believe you were not invited, so I apologize if I am being rude not to know your name?" Shego answered for Kim, she then pulled Kim closer to her and kissed the smaller woman's head, "I didn't hear you say your name?"
The bald man's fake smile turned into a frown, "Counselor Larry West."
"Oh Larry," Shego smirked, "You remind me of Jack's henchman you know," she smiled, "If you would please excuse us, there are visitors waiting." Shego said looking at Kim who was looking at her with slacked jaw.
"Forgive me, I didn't know you are answering for Miss Possible now…"
"You're probably an idiot. I wonder how you passed the bar exam…but as you see, that is if you can figure it out, from this moment on I am now Mrs. Kimberly Anne Possible, the wife and so it is now my duty to speak up for my spouse if she is unable…" she looked at the still stunned red head, "And as you can see, she is indispensable and unable right now. So please…"
Counselor Larry West took a deep breath before bringing out an A4 size manila envelope, "I'm afraid I won't be able to join the celebration, but I would like to give this to the two of you. Take it as a personal gift from me and my colleagues at West, West and South law firm."
Shego took the envelope and smiled at the small, rotund man sweetly, "How sweet of you and your colleagues, aren't they pumpkin?" Shego said looking at Kim who blinks her eyes rapidly to get on topic.
"Yeah," Kim said before smiling back at the taller woman then at the small counsel in front of them, "Thank you for the thoughtfulness counselor," she said.
"You are vey welcome…"
The rotund man hasn't finished his diatribe when Shego pulls Kim, "Sorry to interrupt Mr. West but we need to go." The green skinned woman said before walking passed the angry man, pulling with her Kim Possible.
"Congratulations…" The counselor whispered before turning to leave the area.
Chapter 18
"Wow," Shego was standing with her arms akimbo in front of a luxurious bungalow house that has a beach as a backyard. The beach house was actually the gift they receive from the counselor during their wedding two days ago. The envelope actually contains the brochure of the said private beach and along with it was a confirmation of two weeks, fully paid use of it and all its amenities. In the whole beach, there were about 15 bungalow houses that are well spaced in between each other, that you need to walk at least 10 minutes to be able to find another of the bungalows. "That lawyer sure knows the meaning of classy…and this is a sure get away pumpkin." Shego said while she raises her sunglasses and letting it rests on top of her head.
"I got a bad feeling that this place is rigged," Kim sighed, "We should have just taken the ride to Phuket, it's free but we at least know that it's not bugged or something." The red head added.
Shego looked at Kim smirking, "Or something princess," Shego took hold of her suitcase, "But then we wouldn't want to waste such a great gift. This might have the smell of some hidden agenda concocted by that lawyer, but hey…I don't think he knew who he was messing with?"
Kim carried her bags as well as soon as Shego moved forward and into the house, "I'm sure he knew, that's why I got a feeling that this is a well planned gift."
"Well that would just mean that we have to be very careful…and you know, try to eliminate as much bug as possible?" Shego said grinning before she inserted the key that was previously inside her front chest pocket and opening the door. Both women wowed at the sight of the house inside.
Elegance is so over-rated in this house. It is simple and yet breathe taking.
"So do you have any idea how to sweep some bugs?"
Kim grinned evilly.
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"That should probably take care of a lot of them bugs," Kim said before sitting on the elegant grand couch at the large living room. "We may not sweep all the bugs that will feed them videos, but at least we get all the audio bugs."
"True, plus I don't think it is wise to get them all. I could just use some magnetic wave here and there to disable them, but they will be very suspicious if we do that… I think." Shego said after sitting beside the red head. "These couches are very elegant but admit it pumpkin, my couch at home is much more comfortable." She said looking at the cream colored couches in the living room.
Well your couch does have your smell on it so nothing can beat the comfort your couch gives
"So what's the next plan?" Shego asked Kim
"I really don't have this planned that far Shego. I just planned to be wed before the one year due date ends. Beyond the marriage thing, I got no idea."
"Hmmm," Shego rests her back on the backrest, "It would be boring to just sit here princess and look you in the eye and vice versa. We both know we don't work that way."
"I know, but beating you down would jeopardize our situation."
"Beating me down?" Shego looked at Kim with raised eyebrows, "You really think you could?" Shego watched Kim shrugged her shoulders in nonchalance, "You are so going to get it Possible!"
"Wha – "
"Don't do that innocent thingy on me!" Shego said angry and stood up challenging the red head
"But Shego…"
"Don't you but-but me, get up possible and see who is going down!"
"Shego! This isn't part of those romantic hula…" Slightly warm green plasma stopped Kim from replying and her eyes went cold, the glare directed to Shego, "You are so gonna get it!"
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"First day, and all hell broke loose."
"Well what do you expect from women like them who values fighting more than anything?"
"Aren't you afraid that you are actually playing with fire? You might get burned?"
"I don't think so. By hook or by crook I'm getting that money."
"You are so greedy…"
"I'm not just going down from this business."
"And if this plan of yours fail?"
"Plan? I didn't plan for them to fight early on, I haven't made that move yet."
"Oh it's just them." The blonde woman looked at the midget man, "So when am I coming in? I can't wait to get back at Possible."
"We'll see…it seems if this goes on, we might not have to use your special talent after all."
"I doubt it."
No answer, instead they focused on the two women now fighting head to head outside the house, in front of the beach.
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Both women were panting when they stopped.
"Okay, you haven't change pumpkin…" Shego said smiling, "I haven't had this kind of exercise in years."
Kim smiled back, "Me too," she slumped on the sanded ground, "And I am hungry,"
Shego laughed, "Sorry cupcake, I maybe a good cook, but at the state we are in now, I am in no condition to do it."
Silence
"You can cook?"
"Doy! And who do you think cooked for Dr. D? Him? He can't even open a bottle of pickles, what more if it's cooking?"
Kim laughed, "Actually I was thinking the henchmen, I know Dr. D can't. He can't even concoct the right death ray to take over the world, cooking would be harder for him."
"Hey don't talk like that about Dr. D, only I can do that." Shego said before laughing with Kim, "You think we gave your lawyer something he actually wanted to see?"
"I think so yes," Kim said then looked at the older woman, "This isn't included in that extra romantic gig you were talking about right?"
Shego laughed louder, "Oh if this is a romantic thing for both of us, I wonder how we'll act during sex," and Shego laughed harder when she saw Kim's face turn bright red, "Okay…you're going to give me gas from laughing pumpkin! But to answer your question, no this is for free. I enjoyed it."
Kim bit her lower lip, "Thank you. I enjoyed it too."
Shego stood up and was about to offer her hand to Kim when…
"Kim?"
The red head looked to where the sound of the voice she was so familiar with came from and her jaw dropped before speaking, "Tara?"
-end Part 9-