Taming Shego Part 2
Chapter 3
"What's this book for?" Kim asked after a very thick book was thrown at her lap,
"Duh, I thought you need to find a name to announce tomorrow?" Ron said after flopping down on Kim's large couch
Kim frowned and threw the book back to Ronald, "Didn't you understand what I've said? I said I need to think of a random name! Random Ron!"
Ron widened his eyes, "I heard you! You can always flip a page with your eyes close and points at a name! That's random!!!" Ron said while flailing his hands at the air
"Eeahhh, ruhdom!" Rufus II seconded
"AHHHH!" Kim shouted and her hands started pulling her fiery red hair, "Then all the names I'll be choosing does exist! I want a name that actually doesn't exist!!!"
Silence
"Ah KP...why do you want that? If the name of the person does not exist, then how are we going to find her?" Ron asked
"ROOONNNN!!! That's the idea...nonexistent woman means no one to find, hence I have the whole year to look for someone who I could marry, whom I knew and could pretend to love me back!"
Ron looked at her with shock in his eyes, "Don't tell me you're that desperate to ask Bonnie to marry you?" he asked then shivered at the thought, "That's sick and wrong Kim! Sick and Wrong!!!"
"Well...she'll be asking me. I still have the proposal you know!" Kim looked at her now open door and her eyes widened with glee, "MONIQUE!!!" she screamed before standing and lunging at the black beauty, "I'm glad you're here! Ron is already giving me a headache!"
"Chill out GF!" Monique said returning her friend's embrace, "I know this will happen that's why I came here as fast as I can to rescue you." Monique said before looking at Ron and grinning at the blonde man
"Hey..." Ron exclaimed in his defense
"Not to be hard on you Ron...but Kim might actually hurt you if you continue on goofing around!" Monique said smiling evilly at the blonde man.
Ron huffed, "As if I was the one who put her into this dilemma."
"You agreed!" Monique said then pulled Kim towards the couch and the two sat. "Okay let's get the ball rolling!" Monique
Silence
"Ah…" Ron interrupted the two giggling woman, "Where's the ball?"
"RON!" Monique and Kim shouted
KIGO
(Next Day)
Her days after Drakken retired from villainy wasn't always spent brooding, most of the time, the green skinned ex-villainess skipped from one country to another to have her vacation on some of the great beaches in the world. Last month, before this ruckus with Kim Possible started, she had her fill of peaceful, grandiose way of living when she visited Amampulo Beach Resort, a virgin island resort located at a private island in Palawan, Philippines. After two weeks of living in luxury, she came back to her house that was built from the money she earned from Drakken, way back when he was still a villainess.
She wanted to go somewhere, perhaps in Acapulco and spent a month there since she's not doing anything because Drakken was so engrossed with his biological experiments that he decided to lock himself on his own laboratory inside his latest lair (Actually it was his newest mansion but he still calls it his lair), but the thing that is happening with Kimmie prevented her from doing so.
Why?
Because Shego needed to know how the case developed. She needed to know if Kim will actually find some 'eligible woman' to marry. Why would Kimmie wanted to marry a woman all of a sudden? Okay her being gay is not a shock at all, I could feel it from way back before but her placing that ad in the internet to look for someone to tie the knot with? What the hell is happening to her?
-Why don't you ask her yourself? You've been brooding for two weeks now!-
"The hell!" Shego cursed at the inner voice interrupting her thought.
-Tsk, tsk, tsk, Don't start talking alone or your Kimmie might think you're already losing it.-
Shego frowned, then stop invading my thoughts and leave me alone!!! She shouted at the voice inside her head.
-Suit yourself.-
Silence
"Finally!" Shego exclaimed before sitting at the black lazy boy in front of her 62" Flat Screen, LCD TV with matching sound surround system. She took the remote and opened the TV and tuned in on Middleton's News Live
Shego's eyes widened at what she's seeing...
Women...lots and lots of women of different ages, races and built all waiting outside a one small apartment
"Welcome, I am Terry Hughes and I'm in front of Kim Possible's apartment. As you can see, a very large number of eligible women from Upperton, Middleton and Lowerton are gathered here in front of Middleton's well known heroine to wait for the heroine's announcement as to who she has chosen to be her lawfully wedded wife! " The reporter said before letting the camera focus on the women who have all kinds of emotion written on their faces, "I will try to interview at least a few of them to know how they feel about this momentous event."
"Kim is announcing her fiancee..." Shego mumbled then she dropped the pack of potato chips in her hand, "Kimmie is getting married...she's tying the knot with someone else..." The green skinned woman thought and her expression dampened.
Later on the news it could be seen that the women started moving closer to the apartment, the scene before Shego's eyes were chaotic as some of the women started fighting amongst themselves
"It looks like the time has come for our dear Kim Possible to announce the lucky woman who will have the opportunity to marry the heroine and at the same time be rewarded. To be rewarded by what, we still have no clue but we all know that Kim Possible herself is a reward worth taking!"
Shego scoffed at the reporter, fanatic much?
-Is that the sound of a wailing woman with unrequited love or the sound of a jealous woman?-
"Shut up!"
-Told you...-
"I said shut up!" Shego screamed then her hands were suddenly engulfed by her plasma
-Shutting up.-
Shego's attention was focused on the apartment balcony now rather than the ecstatic reporter. Her eyes suddenly had that melancholic expression when she saw the red headed heroine went out to the second floor balcony
"Kimberly Anne Possible is now out and in her balcony, let us hear the name of the future Mrs. Kimberly Anne Possible!"
KPKPKP
"Where do these reporters came from?" Kim asked loudly at Wade, Ron and Monique who were all at her apartment for support
Three sets of eyes landed on Wade causing the Afro-American man to step back while shaking his head, "Don't look at me! I have nothing to do with this!!!"
Ron and Monique frowned, "Then who called the reporters' attention?" Ron asked "We can't let this be on the news! That lawyer will surely be glad to hear of this and he'll have the money all to himself!"
"What lawyer?" Monique asked
"The lawyer of the good hearted millionaire who gave Kim the dough duh!" Ron replied
"Look there are two ideas that comes inside my head." Wade offered
"Spill..." Kim
"One is that the number of women outside probably alerted the news crews and they came here to know why were there lots of women outside your apartment." the other three nodded in agreement, "Two, that lawyer must have heard about this ruckus or have seen it in the ad and sent the reporters here to cover it, then it will be open to the world that Kim actually married without the 'true love' clause and he will get the money for himself!"
Silence
"Number two is a very likely possibility, but whatever..." Kim said frowning, "You think I should just ditch the idea?" she asked
"And risk being mauled by that?" Monique said pointing on the mob of women outside her apartment. The four friends were looking through an open curtain of Kim's window
"Monique..." Kim faced her GFFL, "I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing,"
Monique smiled that lifted Kim's depressed mood, "Whatever you're about to do is still for the better good. Remember you're doing this so that you could go back to playing the hero without compromising your study. You can't study without money so you have to work; you can't be the hero if you work 9-5 daily. The solution: Money. You can continue studying without worrying about where to get the tuition fee from and you can also use the money for new gadgets. Remember that." The black beauty said with finality.
Kim nodded then took a deep breath, "I think it's time for me to announce the name," Kim said as she stepped closer to her balcony's door
"Go KP!" Ron cheered
Kim smiled at her friends and slowly opened the door. She then stepped out and looked over the women at the ground, outside her apartment all in chaos. Some shouting that Kim should pick her then she will be hit by another woman who will shout her name to be pick.
After a while of staring and when the women realized that the red head wasn't speaking yet, everyone decided to stop their fights and focus on the heroine
Come on tell us who you've chosen! One woman yelled
Yeah! The rest shouted in agreement
Kim smiled, "I..."
KIGO
"I really had a hard time choosing and finally after two weeks of deliberation with my friends and family, I find one I think I'll be able to share the rest of my life with."
"Tell us already!!!
"Bone heads! Give Princess some time to breathe you dolt!!!" Shego yelled at her TV and she even threw a piece of potato chip to it,
"The name of the woman I choose to be the future Mrs. Kimberly Anne Possible is Lilian Pandora Gonzalez!"
Shego was stunned, her jaw dropped, her eyes bulged and all the food she have in hand fell to her carpeted floor...then reality pulled her out of her trance, "WHAT THE FUCK!!! I DID NOT SEND ANY LETTER TO KIMMIE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!"
-You'll finally be Mrs. Kim Possible! Yey!-
shut up!
Chapter 4
Kim usually never bothered to close her window at night before going to bed. Since her announcement as to who she plans to marry came, she now has to be careful and make sure that she doesn't leave her window open at night.
And it has been only two days since then.
What brought on this paranoia though?
Event 1: Right after her announcement
Number of women accepted that they weren't chosen by the hero. Those who have been eyeing the hero not for her money or lust were the most of them. There were also who remained at the vicinity asking Kim the validity of her choice and all other questions to try to piece out why they weren't chosen. But the ones that shook Kim a bit were the number of women who was not convinced that she announced the right one and therefore decided to take the matter into their own hands...and when the author says it was taken into their own hands, the author meant the women hysterically climbing the pillar that supports the veranda to get to Kim and forced the heroine to change her announcement.
If Kim wasn't a well composed woman, she would have fallen deep into the abyss she calls "the scorned".
Event 2: About 6 hours post-announcement
When the heroine thought that she and her friends were finally able to pacify the wild crowd and drove them away from her apartment front lawn, she was unexpectedly attacked by one woman she has no recollection if the said woman was part of the mob that has gone crazy early in the afternoon or not. Her skill and heightened senses kept the woman on her toe and the red head was finally able to make the scorned woman promised to drop it. And drop the woman did...she never saw the woman's face again after that assault.
Event 3: The next Morning
The heroine was happily making her own breakfast when the hairs at her back stood on end. The red head who was alarmed that there must be intruders in her house started her search and her eyes widened when outside her room window were three women, all wearing white wedding gowns and were looking inside. The heroine didn't open the window nor confronted the women, instead, she contacted her friend at GJ Dr. Betty Director and asked the good doctor to provide her some men to look out of her apartment just until the 'fuzz' dies down.
Kim was so thankful Dr. Director granted her wish and sent two GJ officers to look out for the heroine's apartment.
So after the three events...Kim decided to just lock her window especially at night when she's about to go to sleep.
KIGO
But to one woman, there are no locked windows, no locked doors that could stop her when she wanted to get in. What with her being the world's greatest thief (Even Robinhood could not match her skills!), her being number one on GJ's wanted list (And 11 more government agencies from 11 other countries)...well that was before her and Dr. Drakken's record were erased after that one heroic deed they do to save the world from another green woman beside herself, and her being the only woman that could match Kim Possible toe to toe, mano y mano.
Yes...no one as in no one can stop Shego when she wants in...not out.
-Ohh...can't wait for the honeymoon so you decide to pay Mrs. Kimberly Anne Possibe-Gonzalez a visit? Feel the heat going down already?-
Shego frowned at the voice inside her head
You know...I could just drop dead, she said after igniting a hand to a minimum level of plasma and pointing it at her own head
-Heh! You know I'm just kidding. Shutting up now...-
The green skinned woman smirked after obtaining the peace she wanted inside her brain finally she thought. She then stealthily walked her way to the red head's bed, standing straight once she reached the foot of Kim's bed.
She wanted to shout, yell at the red head until she could see blood out from Kimmie's ears. She had a peaceful life...as peaceful as she could think of, she was contented with how her life turned out after her and her employer's detachment to the villain world, she was happy...yes she kept on saying that she was happy living her life alone, without anyone to bother her, without anyone telling her what to do or where to go...
And now Kim Possible did something stupid and even dragged her into this madness?
Perhaps shouting at the top of her voice to a deeply sleeping Kim Possible isn't enough.
Count the fact that now...Kim Possible will know her real name!
-Puhlease! If you decided to keep quiet and stay hidden, your princess will not even know your real name or your surname! You came here so it's your fault not hers!-
And hello voice once again. Shego was about to make a retort...but the voice has a point, if she back out now and pretend that she heard nothing two days ago...then the red head will not know of it!
The green skinned woman stepped back
-Except she has nerdlinger...so sooner or later she'll still know the embodiment of the name she announced!-
The hell! Are you with or against me? Will you make up your mind now!!!
-I'm just stating facts here...I'm your conscience remember?-
Shego scowled when did an evil villainess gain conscience?
-Which only proves that you're not an evil villainess.-
Shego's scowl deepened and she ignited her hands once more
-I told you I'm shutting up, why do you keep on pulling me out!-
The green skinned woman shook her head, "Just look at what you're doing to me pumpkin. I'm threatening my own self...insanity at its best." Shego whispered before she took a deep breath. She closed her eyes and made up her mind, "This craziness will have to end princess...I'm sorry." She whispered before opening her eyes, her emerald orbs were now focused on the woman lying peacefully on her bed
"How can you lay so calmly princess? After all the ruckus that happened to you? How can you be so trustful of your surrounding?" Shego asked as she stepped closer and closer to the red head.
Once beside the red head, she sat at the space on the bed that was beside the red head's torso. She then lifted one hand and put it on Kim's throat in a strangle hold "Sorry princess..."
"Shego..." Kim whispered before a lone tear dropped from her presented eye,
Shego's attempt to strangle the red head died down as her eyes focused on the sleeping woman's body, and her hand that was supposed to strangle the hero rose up and landed on one wet cheek. As if someone tried to move her with a string...her thumb moved and wiped the lone tear away, "What are you dreaming about princess?" She said softly...so soft only the wind could hear
"Please Shego...don't leave me...don't leave..." Kim's words were so soft and tears began flowing out of that eye once again.
Shego took a deep breath before wiping the tears off the red head's face
-I know I'm intruding once again...but would you agree with me when I say that her announcing your name was not just a simple mistake or a random choice but instead...unknowingly, she choose a name...the name of the person she actually yearns for?-
Gahhhh! Why give me such notion now? I can't...I can't think that way!!!
Silence
Shego slumped her shoulders then she made up her mind...she'll give in to this desire...just now, until her princess go to sleep peacefully...then she'll be gone before the red head wakes up. So she moved and slid beside the red head, then she engulfed the heroine in her embrace
"Shego..." Kim whispered and as if Kim knew of her presence, the red head snuggled closer to the green skinned ex-villainess
"Just until you wake up princess." Shego said before she leaned forward and kissed the red head's forehead.
KIGO
Kim woke up with a different kind of feeling...she knew something's different. She looked around and found no change in her room. Alarmed, she hurriedly walked closer to her window, opened it and looked out to find nothing new or different.
But she knew she should sense something…
Then suddenly as if the wind blew something in her ears...The name Shego surfaced inside her head,
"Shego..."she called out softly before she embraced herself with her arms
Then the Kimmunicator chimed.
"What's the sitch..."
"I've got good news and bad news Kim."
"I'll hear the good news first." Kim said smiling
"The good news is that Lilian Pandora Gonzales is an existing human being." the genius said and Kim knew that there's more to it
"Go on Wade."
"There are actually two Lilian Pandora, but one was surnamed Gale and would be 110 years old now, but hear this..." Wade could be heard typing away, "That Lilian Pandora and your Lilian Pandora are actually family, the younger Lilian is actually the great granddaughter of the Gale, Lilian Pandora and they both reside at Go city.
Kim looked at Wade smiling, "Okay...is that the good news?" At Wade's nod Kim started walking out of her room to get her breakfast, "So what's the bad news?"
Silence
"The bad news...Lilian Pandora Gonzales is also known as SHEGO."
You could have heard a pin dropped when Kim stopped and looked at her friend on the screen
-That's it for part 2-