As usual…this story is unedited
Part 4
Who would have thought that taking care of a baby is this hard? Oh…when that Drakken comes back to wherever ‘kingdom’ he said he was I am so going to show him how I hated his idea!
Shego then looked at the baby that was lying on the couch and playing, with his teether in his mouth and one hand playing with the green skinned woman’s finger, “Aren’t you the cutest baby? Aren’t you?” Shego cooed to the point of making some cute faces to the child
I’ll show you Drakken how I hate this idea! Be thankful I have Kimmie with me or I am so going to look for you and bathe you with my plasma!
Mosses started giggling as he tried to wave Shego’s finger up and down, “Grgggg….teee!!”
“Okay squirt! You’re having too much fun…”
“TEE!!!” Mosses squealed
“Okay that’s it!” Shego tried to sound annoyed but she didn’t succeed. She got up and took Mosses with her and the two twirled around causing the kid to squeal more, and then squeal was followed by a loud laugh coming from the green skinned villainess.
This is how they were when Kimberly Ann Possible came down from her room. The red headed teen heroine was already wearing something more than casual to Shego’s taste and it looked to Shego that the red head have some kind of a date rather than…
“You two look lovely.” Kim said smiling to the two occupants of her apartment living room, who she saw were twirling around with delight a little earlier and stopped once she got her feet on the ground and off the stairs. She stepped closer to Shego who was carrying Mosses and gave the baby a pat on his nose before she bent down and took her bag on the single couch.
“And where do you think you’re going princess?” Shego asked with her brows raised up and her voice with a hint of jealousy
Kim turned around and looked at the woman at her back, “School where else?” she replied nonchalantly did I just hear some jealousy in that voice? Get a grip Possible, you maybe the woman who can do anything because anything is possible with a Possible, but that thought would be the exemption to that rule! Shego can’t be jealous because she is so not into me…period, so get out of the gutter!
“School? You don’t look like someone going to school…if you were to ask me, I’ll say you’re going on a date.” Shego said with a frown which didn’t go unnoticed to the red head
So what…if I’m having a date?...Oh come on, my mind is playing tricks on me! Shego can’t be jealous for Christ sake! “Duh? I still am a student and I go to a public University and we don’t have uniforms?” Kim said trying to hide the sudden excitement she’s feeling
Shego eyed her from head to toe and smirked, “You look too casual for me to just be going to school Kimmie.”
Kim looked at herself and the way she dressed okay…I’m a bit more dressed than before and I have no idea why but still…what’s the problem? “Ah Shego, I dress like this all the time.”
Kim’s eyes widened when Shego shook her head no, “Not all the time pumpkin. You don’t dress up in skin tight black pants, white ¾ sleeves lady’s polo and black high heeled boots when going to school.” Shego bit her lower lip and why the fuck is this getting me all riled up? So what if Kimmie is going out on a fucking date?
The red head smiled at Shego’s biting of her lower lips can’t you be more adorable now Shego? “You know what? If I really didn’t know you better, I would think that you’re actually jealous because I am having a date…” hey, aren’t you thinking that? “Are you…jealous Shego?”
Shego’s eyes widened and it was at that moment that Mosses squirmed as he tried to make Shego do the twirl again. The green skinned woman looked down and cooed at Mosses instead of answering the red head
God Shego! Look at what you’re doing to me! Kim thought, “I got to go Shego, I don’t want to be late now.”
Shego looked up, her face bright and smiling as she shift her attention from Mosses to Kim, “Yeah sure…are you going to have dinner here?” Shego asked
Kim smiled, and you suddenly make all that sweet faces and noises then you’ll ask things like that…you are making me crazy… “Yeah, do you want me to buy something out…”
“No!” Shego replied at once, “Just get back here okay?”
Kim’s eyes widened with mirth and nodded her head, “O…kay, bye then!” Kim hurriedly turned around and walked fast out of the apartment.
Shego thought of something and hurriedly run after the red head, “KIMMIE! WHAT TIME WILL YOU BE OUT OF SCHOOL?”
Kim turned back without halting her advance and shouted, “4 PM!”
Shego smiled as Kim waved her hand to the two occupants that were at her apartment door.
KPKPKP
Shego was pacing at the living room back and forth, back and forth. She was done cleaning the baby. She even tended to the apartment while the infant was sleeping, so now that she has nothing to do and Mosses doesn’t seemed like needed some cleaning or even playing, her mind started wandering outside the apartment…and it involves a certain red head
Shego stopped and faced Mosses who was gurgling while playing alone with his teether, “Can you believe it Mosses!” Shego started ranting. Shego’s voice caught the infant’s attention and the little one seemed to listen to her rant, “Look at me Mosses! I’ve established myself as an evil villainess, someone who doesn’t care, and someone who’s strong, resilient…and…” Shego flailed her hands in the air, “Kimmie is making me mad! Making me crazy! Look what she did? She’s making me think of all this stu…all this stuff…jealous stuff! And I don’t get jealous Mosses! I don’t!” Shego sighed, “And now I don’t even want to curse…” Shego slumped her shoulders, “Well…yeah, Kimmie is right, I shouldn’t swear in front of you…but I don’t care about that thing you know,” Shego shook her head, “I don’t do caring…” She looked at Mosses, “And I don’t coo or giggle or…Kimmie made me do all of these.”
Shego plopped her body on the couch beside Mosses, “Then she have the nerve to go out on a date when I am here stocked with you.” She glanced at the infant who was gurgling as if he was trying to say that he understands.
The green skinned woman smiled when a thought entered her head, “I did promise to make a dinner for Kimmie though,” and the smile becomes a grin, she then looked at the infant, “Hey, do you want to see…Kimmie-mommy?” Shego asked the gurgling infant and as if he understood, he squealed at the question with delight which caused Shego’s grin to become a smirk, “That sounds yes to me right Mosses?” Shego said making a sound like she was playing with the infant. Mosses squealed once again and flailed his hands on the air
“Okay, Momma-Shego will ready herself and then will change Mosses to his ‘shopping’ clothes okay?” Shego said smiling as she took the infant in her arms.
KPKPKP
“Are you sure about this?”
“Of course I am. When did I miss anyway?”
“You often missed.”
“Then I won’t this time.”
“How sure are you…”
“Look I’ve eliminated the number one hindrance…”
“You should just shoot them with an arrow.”
“Arrow’s not the ‘in’ thing anymore. This is the new age dude!”
“Classic is still the best…it’s still reliable!”
“Whatever, this is my idea so get off my case.”
“Remember we’re still one.”
“No…we’re not, the 3rd part isn’t here…we decided to split for this job remember?”
“Yes, hence mother gave the job to us as one…not three…”
“But I’m still the dominant…so chu!”
“Okay I’ll leave you but I’ll tell mother once this plan of yours failed that it was your idea not mine…nor…him.”
“Whatever.”
Door opened
“They gave him a new name my prince.”
“Good. Now you and this…old thinking guy should leave me to my most brilliant plan.”
“You’re the oldest remember?”
“Yeah and yet you’re the one thinking old.”
“I’m just sticking to what works best.”
“Yeah old.”
KPKPKP
“Shhhh….we are being stealthy here Mosses…”
And to Shego’s surprised, the giggling infant did quiet down and decided to suck on her thumb
Shego looked down on the child that was inside a baby carrier that was hanging on her neck, Mosses in front of her. She smiled, “You’re a good boy Mosses.” She said before she returned her focus on the grounds. “Look, I know what I’m doing is not right and you shouldn’t be in this with me, but you know I am a world famous thief and doing this kind of thing is my expertise.” She happily said then she shrugged her shoulders, “But we both want to see your Kimmie-mommy and I’m not sure she’ll be happy to see us here so we really have to sneak on her…really quietly.” She added
Mosses gurgled as if saying ‘I know what you mean Momma-Shego,’
Shego shook her head and smiled, “You’re a very intelligent child Mosses…” she looked down, “And don’t giggle to answer my sentence, you’re going to give away our position.” She said
Mosses just made some low sounded noise in response
“Good.”
And Shego resumed her duty
10 minutes into their sneaking time…the green skinned woman saw her target walking towards a secluded place along with a raven haired woman. The woman next to Kim Possible looked older than the red head and was wearing a body tight t-shirt, a very tight jean, a black shoes, and her hair was teased on different parts as if she was a part of an anime or something. She has some light black eye shadows, “Gothic…I say that woman has got to be one…” Shego said to herself
(As if you’re one to talk…does black lips rings any bell?)
Shego frowned, “Da…That’s it…I am not letting Kimmie date that woman, she smells bad to me!” Shego said as she prepared herself and Mosses to walked towards Kim
(Bad…so who’s the bad one here?)
Shego growled at that irritating voice in her head before she stomped towards the unsuspecting Kim and her ‘date’
KPKPKP
“Oh Kim thank you very much! I am glad Daniela accepted my peace offering.” The woman beside Kim said happily, “I really didn’t thought that she’ll accept, you our relation has been a roller coaster…”
“Well you know Zal…” Kim was about to answer
“KIMMIE!”
The two conversing women looked at where the sound comes from and Kim’s eyes widened at what she saw
“How did…”
“Kimmie! I’ve been looking all over for you, you said you’re just going to buy something for dinner so me and our son could eat together and now I see you here flirting with that woman!” Shego even made a dramatic moved like pointing a finger on Kim’s companion
“Shego…it’s not…”
“That’s what those two timing wives say all the time when they are caught RED handed!”
“Shego…you’re making a scene…”
“Now I’m making a scene…”
“Sorry about this miss…but Kim is right…” Zalta interrupted Shego’s rant
“And don’t you dare interrupt me when I’m talking to my wife! You’ve caused enough trouble for us!”
At this Mosses began to cry
“Oh fucking shit! How…”
“And don’t you dare swear in front of my son!” Shego chastised the now retreating woman
“God Kim…I’m sorry I didn’t know that you have such jealous wife…and, I better go and meet with Daniela. Ciao!” The woman bowed her head to Kim then Shego before running fast and out of the green skinned woman’s sight
Kim’s face was dim and Shego haven’t seen it yet
Shego on the other hand started laughing once the woman was out of sight, and Mosses’ crying stopped and was replaced by loud giggling, “Isn’t that sweet pumpkin!”
Kim’s eyes squinted on Shego causing the older woman to back out when the red head closed the distance a little
“Hey Kimmie! I…I…I was just saving you from her!” Shego reasoned as she backed out. Mosses started gurgling sound as if he too was explaining that it wasn’t his idea but his Momma-Shego
“Save me from her?” Kim growled
“Yeah!” Shego squirmed, “Come on Kimmie! You’re not going to hit me with Mosses hanging on me right?!”
The infant made a squealing noise and Kimmie stopped her advance
“You’re not going to carry Mosses all day Shego…right?” Kim said grinning evilly at Shego, “Or carry him all week?”
Shego smiled nervously, “I was planning on that actually…”
(I told you…this jealousy thing will bring you no good…you just won’t listen to me.)
“Shut up you…”
(Ah…no cursing remember!)
“Ahhh!”
-end part 4-
Next chapter: Fess up!