Part 2
“Ah Shego?” Kim asked without taking her eyes off the box’s occupant
“Yeah?” Shego replied stopping her rant
“Are you actually cursing in front of a baby?”
She scowled, “What do you think princess?” the irate green skinned woman asked sarcastically, “Unless we both are hallucinating and that’s not a baby we are seeing.”
Silence
Kim cooed at the giggling baby first before she turned her focused on Shego who stopped pacing and was now looking at her, “First off Shego,” Kim said, a finger was inside the box as the baby thought the finger was a very good toy to play at. “You disappeared along with Dr. Drakken for two years, why and where I have no idea..” she said then stopped. She looked at Shego with a raised eyebrow as if silently asking ‘okay, so where and why?’ but Shego returned her stare, “Okay, do I really need to spell that out to you?”
“Spell out what Princess?” What the hell are you driving at this time princess?
“Why and where did you disappear to?” Kim asked her irritation coming back
“Whoa!” Shego said raising a palm against Kim, “I didn’t know that I need to explain myself to you if I decide to disappear! And to where? I don’t think it’s your damn business pumpkin.” She said huffing. She then crossed her arms over her chest, one foot stomping on the ground
Kim’s irritation deflated oh yeah…why the hell am I concerned anyway? She then sighed and shrugged her shoulder. She then looked at the baby, cooed at him once more before she withdrew her finger and turned around to leave
“Hey!” Shego called out when she saw Kim Possible leaving, “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” Shego asked
Kim turned around to face the thief, “Out, leaving where else?”
Shego’s eyes widened, the hell? Kimmie is bailing out on me? That’s not gonna happen…”but…but I called you out here to help me out,”
“Why should I care Shego?” Kim asked in her most apathetic way
“Why should you care? Doy…you’re Kim Possible…”
“So? As you’ve said, I shouldn’t give a damn where and why you disappeared, so why should I concern myself with something that’s none of my business?” Kim said and then she frowned
Silence
Kim was about to turn around when Shego spoke
“Dr. D got lost in the wild…and I have nothing to do so I took a vacation, work out and polished my skills. That’s why, to where, I can’t tell you because then they’ll hunt me down and kill me for outing them.” Shego said
Kim was surprised to hear Shego’s voice laced with defeat, “Dr. D? Lost in the wild and he didn’t asked for you to find him?” Kim asked ignoring Shego’s reason for not telling her where
“You know how idiotic my boss is. He didn’t put any tracking device on him and…”
“He was lost for two years?” Kim asked in bewilderment, and Shego nodded her head in affirmation, “Seriously?”
Shego frowned, “Can you not use that word? It reminds me so much of that Ed the dufus ape!” Shego exclaimed and Kim nodded, “So?”
“That was first, and this…” Kim pointed at the baby, “Whose baby is this?” Shego didn’t answer instead she handed the envelope containing Dr. Drakken’s letter to Kim.
Kim started reading and her eyes widened
“Dr. D gave me a check with a very large amount…if you help me, I could share half with you…with the amount, you could fund your team and have more gadgets…”
Kim looked at Shego with wide eyes after looking at the check, “Is this for real?” Shego nodded
“He bribes me with insane amount of money if he wanted me to do something he knew I’ll be pissed of.”
“I mean…the baby? The baby is Dr. Drakken’s and he’s entrusting him to you…”
“That’s what the letter says, but I’m not sure if the baby was Drakken’s as you see…he’s not blue…”
And that’s when the time the baby decided to cry out loud
Shego started to rattle as she has no idea what to do, “Kimmie! The baby is crying! What am I to do?” she asked
Kim slack jawed, “You…you have no idea how to handle a baby?” Kim asked
Shego stop rattling and faced Kim, “Why? Do you?”
“I used to baby sit…hello, haven’t you read my website?”
Silence
“Oh…yeah, so I guessed I contacted the right person.”
Silence
“Okay, I’ll help…”
“Good!” Shego said excitedly and hurriedly stepped closer to engulf Kim in embrace
Kim’s face reddened
As well as Shego
“Then…you can hold on to the check…” Shego said when she slowly pulled away from the very embarrassed Kim
“Amm, you know I don’t get payments for…”
“Then let it not be a payment, besides we could use the money to buy whatever this baby needs…”
And they remembered the wailing baby
“Oh…yeah…”
Kim stepped closer to the baby and took him out of the box, “My God Shego, the baby’s skin is cold, I think we need something to heat him up.” Kim said as she tried to engulf the infant in her embrace to warm him, but the baby is still cold and crying
“That’s easy.” Shego raised a hand and ignited her power
Kim looked at her in aghast, “You can’t be serious, you’re not thinking of putting this baby under your plasma?”
“Hey! I could control the heat my hand can generate so it could be just warm to the touch.”
Kim shook her head, “No, we’re not risking that.” Kim looked around, “This lair sure is cold…and dripping,” she said
Shego slumped her shoulder, “Yeah, been away for long and there’s no Dr. D to hire villain home service to clean the lair.”
Kim smiled, “It’s okay, perhaps you’re room is much cleaner and warmer?”
Shego shook her head no, “I’ve just arrived today Kimmie, and that box suddenly appeared out of nowhere.”
“But we need to keep her warm…” Kim frowned to think of something then she extended her folded arm with the baby to Shego, “Take him first…”
Shego’s eyes widened, “What? Oh no…you can’t make me carry that damn baby…”
“Shego! Stop cursing in front of the baby!”
“Okay! But I’m not carrying that…that…that baby!”
Kim frowned and then smiled after wards as realization hit her, “You’re afraid aren’t you?’
Shego’s eyes widened in horror, “What are you saying princess?”
“You’re afraid of babies!” Kim said out loud, grinning. The baby on her arms wailed louder after that
“No…I’m not!”
“Yes you are!”
“No!”
“Okay, if you’re not then hold this for me! I need my arms to get my communicator and contact Wade.”
“But…”
Kim almost laughed when Shego’s face paled, but the green skinned woman moved forward to get closer, and slowly she extended her arms so Kim could transfer the baby on it
“Princess…what if the baby falls?” Shego asked as the baby was transferred to her arms and she brought one arm around her other to secure the baby
Kim snickered, “With the way you’re holding that baby, I don’t think he’s ever gonna fall. Trust me.”
Seconds later, both of them looked at the baby as he stopped crying and he once again giggled, his small plumped hands kept on hitting Shego’s arms that was securing him
“He likes you.” Kim said and smiled
“Well…this must be a weird kid to like me.” Shego said sighing, then she looked at the kid in her arms, “I don’t know if you’re really Dr. D’s but I don’t see any hint that you’re his…so, you be a good kid so Kimmie and I could take care of you while that blue dolt is away, and I promised, I won’t be hard on you.” Shego said
Kim overheard the last of her sentence after she disconnects her call to Wade. “I say, that kid must have felt your warm body that’s why he stopped crying.” Kim said as she stepped closer to Shego and the baby
“You called nerdlinger?” Shego asked
Kim’s eyes rolled up and then she shook her head, “Well I had Wade scan the whole lair to see if there’s a place here we could use as a nursery…”
“What?” Shego asked indignantly
Kim frowned, “What? Of course the baby needs a place to sleep and…”
“No…not that, that I know this kid needs, but what do you mean here inside the lair?”
“Why? Do you have other house you can use…”
“Stop-stop!” Shego said, “You mean me? Just me?”
“Yeah, but don’t worry I’ll help you set up and…”
“Befucking no!” Shego yelled causing the baby in her arms to giggle loudly
“Shego watch your language!”
“I am not going to take care of this kid alone, no…Kimmie, that’s why I asked you…”
Kim’s eyes widened, “Hey, I thought you asked me because you have no idea what to do, but I didn’t think you mean a full time help here!”
“What? Why the hell would I offer to give you half of the money if I wasn’t thinking that?”
“Well…for one, you might have offered out of the goodness of your heart?”
“Doy!...I’m evil remember? Shego…evil as in evil with a capital E?”
Kim chuckled, “Yeah,” Kim raised a palm in front of Shego’s face, “Tell that to the hand,” she said, “And does evil includes calling out for her arch nemesis to take care of a baby delivered right in front of her doorstep?”
“Fuck…”
“Language.”
“This kid was sent by Dr. D! Didn’t you get it? Sent by my employer…employer means he pays me and when he pays me that means I have to do what he asked me to!” Shego reasoned irritated then looked down at the baby, cooed at him when he began to pout and was ready to cry again, causing the baby to smile and giggle
Kim shook her head and that’s the look of evil right? She asked herself, “You always have the prerogative to not obey Dr. D…I should know…”
Shego looked at Kim with wide, almost teary eyes, her lips were pouting and her head bent to the side
Kim closed her eyes don’t tell me Shego is using my own ammunition…gah! Kim sighed deeply, “Okay! Okay!” Kim relented, “I’ll help you out all the way until Dr. D comes back…”
“Yes!” she said happily and hopped on one foot, she stopped and looked at the kid, “See…I told you that pout will work, don’t worry I’ll teach how to do that!” Shego said to the kid and the baby replied with a giggle and his hands raising up to bumped Shego’s chin
“That pout was mine! You stole it…” Kim said shaking her head
Shego looked at her and smiled, “Yeah…so I’m a thief, that’s what I do.”
Yeah…you really are good in stealing, you stole my heart…Kim’s eyes widened at that thought where the hell did come from? But then some things Wade said resurfaced on her head like her having one night stands with raven haired females all of the time except for that one time, well earlier where she hasn’t even recalled having a fling with a blond…wanna be cheerleader
(Oh-oh…it seems you’re in big trouble right now…)
Damn conscience…
Her warring mind was interrupted by her Kim-com’s beeping noise. She took it out and opened it to see Wade
“Sorry Kim, it took me quite a while, but that lair is not conducive to raise a baby. It needs major repairs, as in major Kim.” Wade said
“Thanks Wade. Am, can you please send me a lift out of here…and make sure to include a baby harness on it.”
Wade frowned, “Why are you suddenly interested in nursery and baby harnesses?”
“Long story Wade, but I really need it ASAP, we need to get out of here since there’s nothing we can use here to warm us up.”
"We?" NO answer instead a pleading look “Okay…but you’ll tell me later?” Wade said
“Yes I will. So please and thank you Wade?’
Wade smiled and made a salute, “I’m on it Kim.”
Kim disconnected once again and looked at a smirking Shego, “What?”
“You know Dr. D has a hover craft here?” Shego asked
“Yes, but that won’t be good for the baby.” Kim said, “Are you still okay carrying the kid?”
Shego smiled “Yes, I think I’m getting the hang of it.” She said shrugging
“And he’s getting the hang of you.”
Shego looked at the kid then at Kim, “I don’t know, I think he’s just a good kid and he likes almost everyone.”
Kim smiled, stepped closer so she too could play with the baby. The baby started playing with her fingers again enthusiastically, “I think you’re right.”
Silence except for the baby noises
“So where are you taking us?”
Kim smiled and looked at Shego, “My apartment, if we have to take care of the baby, we at least need to be in one place. I go to school and I’m not planning on riding back and forth to your place and mine, that’s too much time wasted and that will be a kill for me.”
Shego nodded her head in understanding, “So we’ll cohabitate finally after having our baby? That’s what normal couple should do right?” Shego said grinning widely at Kim
Who reddened at the thought…”SHEGO!”
The baby squealed loud
“You haven’t change pumpkin.”
KPKPKP
15 minutes later, a copter arrived and the three boarded it. Shego and Kim sat on the baby harness’ sides and they flew out to Upperton.
Unbeknownst to them, a young man was watching them. A smile crossed his face
“Be well my prince…be well…”
-end-
Hahaha…and I still have what…6 hours before I could go home…with nothing to do? Hope the muse keep running so I could write part three…
Next: What happened to Drakken really and who is the kid? What is the name Shego and Kim would give the baby (Oh my both them naming the baby…isn’t that something?”
No beta…forgive poor grammar